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marcury

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:5/22/2015
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#53 - I was commenting on the incongruity between the two statements… 05/19/2015 on Fenn's job Comps- Summer Camp 0
#49 - Walks in on people doing it... is weirded out and wont use red…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Fenn's job Comps- Summer Camp +6
User avatar #59 - sptnfouroneseven (05/19/2015) [-]
There's a big fucking difference between seeing two people having sex on a beanbag and just showering with people around.
#134 - gisuar (05/19/2015) [-]
oh i thought some lonely fuck was having sex with the red bean bag
User avatar #51 - frenzyhero (05/19/2015) [-]
The more the merrier.
#53 - marcury (05/19/2015) [-]
I was commenting on the incongruity between the two statements.

but since you mention it...
#1321 - I was once a man... before the accident 05/19/2015 on Origin of your username? 0
#13 - you say that word like its a bad thing  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Captain Hello Kitty +2
#15 - altosax (05/19/2015) [-]
You read it like a bad thing.
#61 - Now... you run. 05/19/2015 on Stuff around the interwebs 15 0
#88 - sure... I didn't realize I was keeping you.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on is Pepsi 0
User avatar #89 - Rageguyftw (05/19/2015) [-]
It's from the episode
#12 - I would also ride Tara STRONG and Lauran fast.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on (untitled) +2
#13 - boomerpyro (05/17/2015) [-]
how did i miss that pun, i must be retarded
#364 - Its Saturday night, and I'm just hanging around. ...Tired of l… 05/17/2015 on Saturday night, what's... 0
#29 - That was a wild ride from beginning to end. 05/17/2015 on Until Death do as ... +1
#14 - Im the highway man! 05/17/2015 on Frank 0
#65 - porn.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Talking to stupid people... 0
User avatar #89 - brrigg (05/17/2015) [-]
like, all the porn at once?
#7 - You mean ride them? Not sure my standards are that low.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2015 on (untitled) +5
#10 - boomerpyro (05/17/2015) [-]
i'd ride tara strong and lauren faust
#12 - marcury (05/17/2015) [-]
I would also ride Tara STRONG and Lauran fast.
#13 - boomerpyro (05/17/2015) [-]
how did i miss that pun, i must be retarded
#8 - Picture 05/17/2015 on Dog in a photo booth 0
#41 - This is true and further there are other insects who DO lay eg…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Fucking spiders +1
User avatar #44 - mrhappysunshine (05/17/2015) [-]
aye, bot-flies and the idea of things like parasitic worms scare the hell out of me.
#97 - Picture 05/17/2015 on Guess who's worthy.... +4
#19 - I didn't need to read that... 05/17/2015 on babies +7
#222 - sounds like a party 05/17/2015 on Next level harassment +2
#24 - Picture 05/17/2015 on Edgar 0
#63 - Picture 05/17/2015 on right in the feels 0
#86 - That's bad.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2015 on is Pepsi 0
User avatar #87 - Rageguyftw (05/17/2015) [-]
Can I go now?
#88 - marcury (05/18/2015) [-]
sure... I didn't realize I was keeping you.
User avatar #89 - Rageguyftw (05/19/2015) [-]
It's from the episode
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Life in a nutshell +1
#7 - canadiancarl (05/16/2015) [-]
Saved.
#17 - Picture 05/16/2015 on merica +2
#68 - oh and usually majority doesn't matter. Most races are two par… 05/16/2015 on Republicans 0
#67 - We elect people, on what is an individual basis. So vote for s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Republicans 0
User avatar #68 - marcury (05/16/2015) [-]
oh and usually majority doesn't matter. Most races are two party and even if you don't get over 50% of the vote as long as you take the most votes you get that office. (Which is why most third party candidates don't make it very far)

Then we cram everyone who won their election into a large area and say, okay people who have very different ideal ways of running the government... run the government together. Its like if we took 2 people who live on opposite sides of the city and stuck them in a car that each could control, and then we told them to drive home. That's our government... which is why scary things that unite us can allow such sweeping change in this country when in others the effect may be dampened.
#57 - Yeah pretty much  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Republicans 0
User avatar #61 - lazypaul (05/16/2015) [-]
How does the US system work? In the UK the country is split up into constituencies and everybody in each constituency votes on which party they want to represent them. The party in each constituency with the most votes then gets a seat in parliament and the part with over half of the seats forms the government. If no party has an overall majority then they must join another party to form a coalition government. Is the US system the same?
User avatar #67 - marcury (05/16/2015) [-]
We elect people, on what is an individual basis. So vote for state representative/ senate, national senate and depending on the city (it varies wildly even within a single sate), our city government people. The parties give the voter, who is often times uneducated on the issues, an easy way to know what a candidate will do once in office. So, Reps like to lower taxes particularly for wealthy people, and are conservative on social issues (no nude hot tubing for anyone...ever) while the Dems like to increase money for social welfare (which raises taxes) and are liberal on social issues. And for national level things like judges and head of FDA or Nat Security, they are appointed by the national representatives we elected... usually by party. Parties also serve to provide money for big name candidates, particularly in races to a statewide or national office. So, someone who has towed the republican party line can expect that when they face reelection and need campaign money (or some celebrity office holder like a past president) to help them win the party will come to their aid.
User avatar #68 - marcury (05/16/2015) [-]
oh and usually majority doesn't matter. Most races are two party and even if you don't get over 50% of the vote as long as you take the most votes you get that office. (Which is why most third party candidates don't make it very far)

Then we cram everyone who won their election into a large area and say, okay people who have very different ideal ways of running the government... run the government together. Its like if we took 2 people who live on opposite sides of the city and stuck them in a car that each could control, and then we told them to drive home. That's our government... which is why scary things that unite us can allow such sweeping change in this country when in others the effect may be dampened.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - include (01/14/2014) [-]
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
first
#2 to #1 - marcury (01/10/2014) [-]
Hooray!
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