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#121 - Dember (06/01/2015) [-]
He was a Siberian Husky... just a husky. If he had a drop of wolf in him, it was very little or none... I'd had him for over eight years, since I was sixteen.
We're fighting to get him back but the weeks drag on and they won't even let me visit him anymore, and even when they did they refused to let me touch him because "he's evidence and I might compromise him"...
Not a day goes by I don't cry for him, because I know he does for me...
he is my heaven and earth.
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#134 - Dember (06/01/2015) [-]
We did, as soon as it happened. They ruled that their "expert" at the shelter said he was anxious and would nervously pace in circles in the small concrete prison cell they locked him in - so that was sufficient evidence that he's probably a wolf or at least a "high-bred wolf", so he's legally their property now. I have vet records showing I've had him since before they passed laws prohibiting them anyway - they haven't even gotten back to us... the wait is the worst part.
#139 - Dember (06/10/2015) [-]
Haha, thank you... we been apart way too long. I know as hard as it was for me, what I went through doesn't even compare to him - he's missing three of his canine teeth he broke off trying to chew through the metal bars of his cage to get to me, and he has sores on his elbows from laying on the hard cement floor there so long whenever they wouldn't/didn't give him a blanket... but he's home.
Next step is to sue these lousy fuckers for all they're worth - you work at animal control; learn to tell a HUSKY apart from a WOLF and stop putting people and innocent animals through this shit. Neither of us deserved it.
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