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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:7/11/2014
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#473 - I want to go to decadent parties too... 01/18/2014 on Edgy title 0
#104 - Picture 01/17/2014 on we all have that one friend +1
#64 - aaaaannnd no sleeping tonight... 01/17/2014 on Tumblr Moment 0
#109 - something similar happened to me. ...only no pencil. This stuf…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on description +2
User avatar #112 - timmywankenobi (01/17/2014) [-]
Yes with double standards you can make any kind of suffering or discrimination dissapper like magic !
#90 - This would never have happened if the car could mufasa.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on we all have that one friend +6
User avatar #101 - kwag (01/17/2014) [-]
Thank you for making that joke. You're a beautiful man
#104 - marcury (01/17/2014) [-]
#408 - Picture 01/17/2014 on lvl 100 nope +3
#75 - finding out about him... 01/17/2014 on Steamy lesbian schoolgirls 0
#24 - Picture 01/16/2014 on Arrogant, clueless vegan... +1
#18 - we all have burdens to carry... and we all have nights were we… 01/16/2014 on blue day 0
#17 - Picture 01/16/2014 on life +1
#45 - I know of one of those statements to be true...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Steamy lesbian schoolgirls 0
#70 - froggernaught (01/16/2014) [-]
doctor seuss wasn't that great a guy
#75 - marcury (01/17/2014) [-]
finding out about him...
#41 - in other words: "it not about living forever; it about li…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Hero +5
User avatar #43 - yourking (01/16/2014) [-]
Exactly
#173 - is she missing her legs? 01/16/2014 on Taylor swift look alike 0
#71 - sure, lets play doctor 01/16/2014 on Sure 0
#41 - Picture 01/16/2014 on Fucking dogs +1
#38 - I found myself hating him... and his character but having hear…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Being a badguy's henchman 0
#53 - kousei (01/16/2014) [-]
Well thank you. It's nice to see people acting civil on this site.
#133 - Picture 01/16/2014 on Slimy Armadillo 0
#99 - I have been to those to... planet k? 01/16/2014 on Tumbledoor 0
#97 - I have been to both... but I was referencing the store that so…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Tumbledoor 0
User avatar #98 - biggrand (01/16/2014) [-]
Every sex store that isn't in a high end neighborhood around here is really just a smoke shop with porn and sex toys
#99 - marcury (01/16/2014) [-]
I have been to those to... planet k?
#49 - I understand the shallow part... but what is the human equival…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on PlentyOfFish.com 0
#53 - tittentei (01/15/2014) [-]
Emo girls. They will be the fucking devil and all you will do is love them.
#52 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [-]
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#34 - Gas, Grass, or Ass; no one rides for free... 01/15/2014 on Twitter gold +1
#40 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on irony +49
User avatar #56 - konradkurze (01/15/2014) [-]
thumb to you for using my pic
#84 - no, they were creepy loner sorts of males who would not make e…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Tumbledoor 0
User avatar #92 - leonhardt (01/15/2014) [-]
I was making a joke that they were fat guys.
heavily male.
#43 - Picture 01/15/2014 on like i give a fuck 0
#77 - that has never been the case for me. It has always been heavil…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Tumbledoor 0
User avatar #96 - biggrand (01/15/2014) [-]
did they just sell porn or was it also sex toys, bongs, hookahs, ect. as well?
User avatar #97 - marcury (01/16/2014) [-]
I have been to both... but I was referencing the store that sold sex toys, and porno. The guys were mostly in the porno area... which I wasn't in, but could see.
User avatar #98 - biggrand (01/16/2014) [-]
Every sex store that isn't in a high end neighborhood around here is really just a smoke shop with porn and sex toys
#99 - marcury (01/16/2014) [-]
I have been to those to... planet k?
User avatar #82 - leonhardt (01/15/2014) [-]
So they look heavily male.
User avatar #84 - marcury (01/15/2014) [-]
no, they were creepy loner sorts of males who would not make eye contact... which was tidy.

I meant that the customers were predominantly of the male gender.
User avatar #92 - leonhardt (01/15/2014) [-]
I was making a joke that they were fat guys.
heavily male.

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#3 - include ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
first
#2 to #1 - marcury (01/10/2014) [-]
Hooray!
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