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marcury

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Here
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#92 - yes, make it (youll need water to, forgot that) roll it into a…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Dippable pizza +1
User avatar #93 - Dragonchampion (02/01/2015) [-]
Thanks a bunch! I know what I'm making for lunch tomorrow!
#113 - elven (02/01/2015) [-]
dude do yourself a favor and google a recipe
the yeast has to be placed in a bowl of very warm water with a little sugar to activate it- you need a recipe to know how much, and the dough has to be kneaded and everything
#90 - flour yeast salt bit of olive oil  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Dippable pizza +1
User avatar #91 - Dragonchampion (02/01/2015) [-]
Should I let it rise or anything?
User avatar #92 - marcury (02/01/2015) [-]
yes, make it (youll need water to, forgot that) roll it into a ball lightly oil it, let it rest for at least 10 min in warm place then flatten and continue as you see above.
User avatar #93 - Dragonchampion (02/01/2015) [-]
Thanks a bunch! I know what I'm making for lunch tomorrow!
#113 - elven (02/01/2015) [-]
dude do yourself a favor and google a recipe
the yeast has to be placed in a bowl of very warm water with a little sugar to activate it- you need a recipe to know how much, and the dough has to be kneaded and everything
#29 - Picture 02/01/2015 on Ellen Page +2
#33 - its okay everyone makes mistakes 02/01/2015 on Futurama Comp 5 +3
#44 - everything is about bdsm 02/01/2015 on BUY THIS NOW SPACIAL OFFER... 0
#28 - John DiMaggio voices bender, not billy west.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Futurama Comp 5 +10
User avatar #29 - thefleetadmiral (02/01/2015) [-]
Wow, I even double checked before posting, I have to be retarded.
User avatar #33 - marcury (02/01/2015) [-]
its okay everyone makes mistakes
#37 - Picture 02/01/2015 on Comments +5
#28 - I was, it looks like a cricket and a roach so I didn't know if… 01/31/2015 on Nice hiding place m8 0
#25 - what are these? I made an underground storage thing …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Nice hiding place m8 +1
User avatar #27 - Spavaloo (01/31/2015) [-]
I can't tell if you're being serious.

That's a cricket.
#28 - marcury (01/31/2015) [-]
I was, it looks like a cricket and a roach so I didn't know if it was just a cricket.


this is what a cricket looks like to me...
#74 - Picture 01/31/2015 on sleep over ;) +2
#205 - maybe just Lezbefreinds...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2015 on JCPenny +2
User avatar #206 - mentosthefreshman (01/30/2015) [-]
the one in glasses is alright looking
#2645 - well them im glad I could provide a reason. :J 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
#2512 - nah it was fun. and when are you ever going to get ot post it?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2516 - Sinrik (01/29/2015) [-]
dunno haven't had too many chances to post a spidey
User avatar #2645 - marcury (01/29/2015) [-]
well them im glad I could provide a reason. :J
#2503 - first time I saw that music video I was super hung over. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #2510 - Sinrik (01/29/2015) [-]
may not be as bad as posting a dancing spiderman not that i think about it
#2512 - marcury (01/29/2015) [-]
nah it was fun. and when are you ever going to get ot post it?
User avatar #2516 - Sinrik (01/29/2015) [-]
dunno haven't had too many chances to post a spidey
User avatar #2645 - marcury (01/29/2015) [-]
well them im glad I could provide a reason. :J
#2487 - having trouble finding a job, friends and a place to belong. …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
#2501 - Sinrik (01/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #2503 - marcury (01/29/2015) [-]
first time I saw that music video I was super hung over.

....probably not something to mention in a thing about depression...
User avatar #2510 - Sinrik (01/29/2015) [-]
may not be as bad as posting a dancing spiderman not that i think about it
#2512 - marcury (01/29/2015) [-]
nah it was fun. and when are you ever going to get ot post it?
User avatar #2516 - Sinrik (01/29/2015) [-]
dunno haven't had too many chances to post a spidey
User avatar #2645 - marcury (01/29/2015) [-]
well them im glad I could provide a reason. :J
#39 - rule 42 01/29/2015 on Villain +26
#27 - I think you mean, "Ideas are bullet proof"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Frozen in time 2 0
User avatar #28 - meganinja (01/29/2015) [-]
But that eagle didn't get shot, so it's not apt.
#37 - good ol penis inspection day. except for at my school…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Enforced Eden. +21
User avatar #49 - breakfastskippa (01/29/2015) [-]
Mine was the janitor.
User avatar #61 - minorian (01/29/2015) [-]
My school never did stuff like this, but my uncle gave me weekly prostate checks.
#30 - obligatory reply 01/29/2015 on Not sure if NSFW 0
#27 - v- either way... you made an impression. -v 01/29/2015 on (untitled) -1
#33 - they never called your name  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Story of my Life +3
#36 - metacobalion (01/29/2015) [-]
Oh god that happened to me once. Luckily nothing happened but fuck I was nervous.
User avatar #74 - thrashmash (01/29/2015) [-]
That happened to me too. I came.
#66 - why did the sad guys say sorry?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Make someones day! +3
User avatar #67 - rawryrawr (01/29/2015) [-]
I don't know
#23 - hoping to see more train etiquette pictures on here... seeing … 01/29/2015 on EE&E train etiquette 0
#50 - Picture 01/29/2015 on Dumb Bitches 0
#82 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on jiggaboo Cracker Chan =... +1
User avatar #86 - thesunpraiser (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, thing is, I already uhh... Got raped today, so, I think I'll just be going to sleep now.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - include (01/14/2014) [-]
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
first
#2 to #1 - marcury (01/10/2014) [-]
Hooray!
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