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Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:12/17/2014
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#232 - At last he found glue reducer. With great tugs his hand be… 06/25/2014 on Let's try this again +2
#28 - why yes I can keep a secret... 06/25/2014 on Secret Services 0
#18 - I was so hoping you would be in the comments section. 06/25/2014 on Bread 0
#76 - Picture 06/25/2014 on weather where I'm... +2
#221 - There once was a young man named Croff, whose story brings…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Let's try this again +2
#230 - carlsaganrealness (06/25/2014) [-]
The glue had strength of a gorilla
He browsed the web using mozilla
He tried to beat off
to a girl named Tofh
his hand bound by a gorilla
#232 - marcury (06/25/2014) [-]
At last he found glue reducer.
With great tugs his hand became loose-er.
He continued to wank,
despite his chafed shank,
with thoughts of it in her caboose-r.
#208 - reminded me of a spiral-o-graph... also I wanted it to collide… 06/25/2014 on I dont get it 0
#208 - Roses are red, Violets are blue. What I thought was Va…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Let's try this again +7
#217 - carlsaganrealness (06/25/2014) [-]
hickory dickory dock
I spilled glue on my cock
my hand's clamped shut
mind full of wut
hickory dickory dock
#221 - marcury (06/25/2014) [-]
There once was a young man named Croff,
whose story brings many a scoff.
He tried to be slick
and rubbed glue on his dick...
I can't say how he got it off.
#230 - carlsaganrealness (06/25/2014) [-]
The glue had strength of a gorilla
He browsed the web using mozilla
He tried to beat off
to a girl named Tofh
his hand bound by a gorilla
#232 - marcury (06/25/2014) [-]
At last he found glue reducer.
With great tugs his hand became loose-er.
He continued to wank,
despite his chafed shank,
with thoughts of it in her caboose-r.
#34 - Hyper realistic hyper space journey 06/24/2014 on Hyper realistic drawing... +2
#75 - and now a poem... Sticks and stones are hard on bones… 06/24/2014 on is it wrong? 0
#50 - You might think its cornea, but I find this was hum-iris... gu…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on whats the difference on a... 0
User avatar #80 - rustybutttickler (06/24/2014) [-]
I kind of laughed at how terrible these are.
User avatar #72 - thegrimreaver (06/24/2014) [-]
Those... those were terrible puns...
#72 - Prado's looks more busty... 06/24/2014 on The Mona Lisa +3
#61 - What about pasta? Its similar to bread...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on [insert pun] +1
#63 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
There is no substitute for the glorious bread
#59 - Just bread? How about some fruit? Of course if it gets fresh y…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2014 on [insert pun] +2
#60 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
Bread is the only thing I need.


Filthy heathen
#61 - marcury (06/23/2014) [-]
What about pasta? Its similar to bread...
#63 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
There is no substitute for the glorious bread
#72 - come now, demotavaional posters cant be that bad. 06/23/2014 on read desc would not be... 0
#147 - Well done. Best way I have heard that used to end a story. 06/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#386 - Watch the pretty coin of gold... and you shall do as you are told.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... +1
User avatar #387 - mephistesulfurion (06/23/2014) [-]
What are you talking about
What is this sh-.... All glory to the Hypnomarcury.
#233 - Comment deleted 06/23/2014 on Let's Try This Once More +6
#34 - Picture 06/23/2014 on Would hate to face that... 0
#137 - Picture 06/23/2014 on Its good to be a bloke +1
#95 - Picture 06/23/2014 on So it's my birthday today.... 0
#47 - I don't think he's coming back.... 06/23/2014 on Britain goes on holiday 0
#228 - right?! that's the important part of the story. 06/23/2014 on Tumblr bitches 0
#126 - Picture 06/23/2014 on And then she complained on... 0
#190 - this totally made my day. All glory to the hypno-marcury!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on I cRY evry tim +1
User avatar #191 - mephistesulfurion (06/23/2014) [-]
I for one accept our new Hypnotic Overlord.
#119 - it is an erotic romance novel which started as a fan fiction o…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2014 on And then she complained on... 0
#124 - brotherhood (06/22/2014) [-]
whoa
#126 - marcury (06/23/2014) [-]

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#3 - include (01/14/2014) [-]
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
first
#2 to #1 - marcury (01/10/2014) [-]
Hooray!
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