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marcury

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:7/29/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:Here
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2304
Highest Content Rank:#15128
Highest Comment Rank:#1829
Content Thumbs: 1 total,  0 ,  1
Comment Thumbs: 7784 total,  8201 ,  417
Content Level Progress: 5.08% (3/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:2
Content Views:43
Total Comments Made:2110
FJ Points:7343

latest user's comments

#92 - Gideon back to his roots of being sassy.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Funnyjunk is filled with... +1
#104 - EternalBlackFlame (01/10/2015) [-]
O_O That's GIdeon!? Oh my gosh, I can't believe I didn't notice that before!
#12 - As I was sitting on a chair, I noticed that it wasn't ther…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on In The Immortal Words of... +11
User avatar #18 - mulk (01/10/2015) [-]
I sat on the chair
and contemplating there
the lines that marcury wrote
they made sense,
and without further amends
made marcury win my upvote.
I continued this rhyming game
challenging marcury to rise to fame.
He or She should continue to type
rhyming couplets that all snipe
the laughing bones of all users today,
all users now on FJ.
User avatar #24 - marcury (01/11/2015) [-]
There I was, sitting pretty,
typing rhymes and being witty.
When a 'mulk appeared', discontent
to only have the rhyme that I sent.
Snipe today, he begs of me.
make FJ laugh, and we'll see,
who is best at making rhymes
and together pass some times.
and so I say to my new foe,
"I accept", come on lets go.
#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on the fours seasons of Canada +7
User avatar #51 - theoneaboveall (01/10/2015) [-]
I mean there are parts of texas that drop to the negatives each time. Even here in Houston who are next to the gulf can drop to the 20's most of the time in cold seasons..
#1123 - ...and hes got quite a selection to choose from. 01/10/2015 on your daily admin 0
#20 - Picture 01/10/2015 on spannish +13
#81 - if this doesn't end with fornication, youre wasting everyone's time...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Dating a Team magma grunt 3 +6
User avatar #150 - pkmnexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
ends with a total rektage tho.
#168 - Picture 01/10/2015 on L...Lewd! +3
#94 - Picture 01/10/2015 on Went Nowhere Fast +5
#24 - sounds like a fun time to me 01/09/2015 on New Bean Bag Chair! +5
#70 - then I would imagine you wont be getting the ride. 01/09/2015 on Fucking airlines man +1
#101 - I can imagine. 01/09/2015 on Omegle Girl Prank 0
#68 - Be careful hitchhiking and remember rule #1; Gas, grass or ass…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Fucking airlines man +1
User avatar #69 - hashtronaut (01/09/2015) [-]
What if I emit gas from my ass on an all grass diet?

haha but thanks man
User avatar #70 - marcury (01/09/2015) [-]
then I would imagine you wont be getting the ride.
#77 - go on.... 01/09/2015 on It's only implied.... +3
#66 - Gave you a thumb because you are awesome!  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Fucking airlines man +1
User avatar #67 - hashtronaut (01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks, Now I can hitch hike!

1 more and I can be the Fonz for Halloween.

Just because it's part of the Hashtronaut Airlines series, and post this is about airlines.. here, have this spam. If you decide to check it out let me know what you think. soundcloud.com/dathashtronaut/not-here-to-stay
#68 - marcury (01/09/2015) [-]
Be careful hitchhiking and remember rule #1; Gas, grass or ass no one rides for free.

As to your music its not quite my style, but it is good especially if you made it yourself.
User avatar #69 - hashtronaut (01/09/2015) [-]
What if I emit gas from my ass on an all grass diet?

haha but thanks man
User avatar #70 - marcury (01/09/2015) [-]
then I would imagine you wont be getting the ride.
#93 - Picture 01/09/2015 on something from my older... +1
#28 - Picture 01/09/2015 on Beards +4
#33 - so he wasn't attracted to you.... 01/09/2015 on Gettin' Swol +1
#87 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Kelvin master race +1
#91 - echotheambient (01/09/2015) [-]
#119 - Picture 01/09/2015 on truth +4
#91 - Picture 01/09/2015 on things that happen +1
#44 - that's funny, I have a sexy fetish for small stewardess.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Fucking airlines man +1
User avatar #63 - hashtronaut (01/09/2015) [-]
fuck. just said this, scrolled down a few comments, and there it is.

damn you.
#66 - marcury (01/09/2015) [-]
Gave you a thumb because you are awesome!
User avatar #67 - hashtronaut (01/09/2015) [-]
Thanks, Now I can hitch hike!

1 more and I can be the Fonz for Halloween.

Just because it's part of the Hashtronaut Airlines series, and post this is about airlines.. here, have this spam. If you decide to check it out let me know what you think. soundcloud.com/dathashtronaut/not-here-to-stay
#68 - marcury (01/09/2015) [-]
Be careful hitchhiking and remember rule #1; Gas, grass or ass no one rides for free.

As to your music its not quite my style, but it is good especially if you made it yourself.
User avatar #69 - hashtronaut (01/09/2015) [-]
What if I emit gas from my ass on an all grass diet?

haha but thanks man
User avatar #70 - marcury (01/09/2015) [-]
then I would imagine you wont be getting the ride.
#50 - what she whispers... 01/09/2015 on (untitled) +1
#61 - be me come on fj after feeling I failed stressful job inte… 01/08/2015 on story +2
#144 - most skeletons my age  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Not all Skeletons +9
#194 - tranquilizer (01/08/2015) [-]
thank mr xylophone
#34 - Picture 01/07/2015 on Burn -1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - include (01/14/2014) [-]
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
Wanna be friends, Marcury?
User avatar #1 - hotpost (01/09/2014) [-]
first
#2 to #1 - marcury (01/10/2014) [-]
Hooray!
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