Ive been on fb this whole time mate. Switch to story now?

I have commented below.

Why not.

Good night, I hope all goes well.

Good night my friend, sleep well. I will talk to you again tomorrow.

I hate family disputes

Okay, I will try to have a shorter day.

What has happened?

How was your day my friend?

My parents are fighting again, it looks real bad. Mum is looking at other places to live. This could be the end.

I take it you had to leave somewhere?

Sorry i fell asleep again.

Yes, shits hit the fan.

May I ask what the heck has truly happened?

Well my 15 year old sister was caught having sex with her bf so dad put some rules down for her not to stay there again and if he stays here he stays in the guest room.

Mum didnt like it and had an argument with him about him being controlling and it brought up every bad thing they have ever had in their relationship in the past.

To top it off my laptop has made a mistake and believes all my pictures and music do not exist. Fucking wonderful.

I was raised by religious, militaristic parents so my opinion may be a little strong.

So you father is being an actual parent, while your mom is trying to be her 'friend,' and your laptop is trying to flip you off?

Yes you are dead right and now Mum is mad at me for saying Dad is in the right.

Yes my laptop is being an asshole and so is my stomach, making me feel ill all of a sudden.

Fuck you world you bastard.

Pardon my language but I believe when parents want to be their child's friend, they only limit them and become a thunder cunt.

Saltines and water, no matter what ails your stomach, unless you need to see a doctor, that will not disrupt anything and the salt will kill viruses/bacteria.

"Life is a bitch, ride her like one."

Holy shit... Did you just? Wow -stands up and starts the slow clap-

Meh, i want noodles.

Yes i know my friend, may we story? I am craving it.

What, today was an off day and I have gone back on my 'no cursing' policy... or am I being childish?

Fair enough, plain noodles based in water, and covered in salt. Same effect.

Yes, but first read this: satwcomic.com/america-has-spoken

No no, i am just impressed. Thank you.

Nonononononono i hate salt water, i hate the ocean. I want noodle canteen.

Okay man will do.

It is what I was brought up to believe and I have seen it far too many time with my sisters 'friends.' I will just blurt this out for no apparent reason. From my experience with the 'parent/child friendships' the child either became a drug abuser or pregnant during or soon after high school. Yet, now they seem better after, A: their husbands/wives put a boot up their asses, or B: they were sent to jail. They were sad but corrected in their doings, although the drug abuser use drugs still, just not to the same extent.

You are surrounded by ocean, what is wrong with you?

Good, good.

I agree, it disgusts me that my mother and sister watch Jersey Shore and 16 and pregnant on a regular basis, it disgusts my dad too who is trying to set my sister straight on a career goal. She has started doing well but this will seriously mess her up.

You sound like my friends, i can't swim and i hate seafood. This earnt me the Nickname Fishy as i am also a Picies.

Your father watches that? All well, watch what he will, so long as his opinions do not change.

I am a contradiction unto myself, so I have no room to talk. (I was born in England and do not know how to swim, like tea or fish)