I hope to see you again as well,

*hugs*

And may drvvatson keep you informed, I will see you later!

Oh, sorry.

No problem, it is THE ONLY INTERNET PAGE that wont load.

Try a different browser FTM?

I did, i tried IE and Firefox but nothing.

Im outa 4chan gifs

Nope.

Stop showing off.

Make me.

DO NOT QUESTION THEM!

You can not tell me what to do.

Choose.

I choose Funnyjunk.

Eh, I just the mace, never said you had to use it on yourself.

How much trouble am i in with my actions?

You didn't get it, I don't know.

I don't know... new topic. What world ending crisis would you rather have, necromorph or flood outbreak?

Depends, if it is flood am i a spartan? if it is necromorph do i have Isaacs gear?

No, you are you.

Well **** me then. Um.

Flood, The Necromorphs seem to mentally affect you. I can't have that.

No, the marker mentally affects you.

Yes but for there to be Necromorphs there must be a Marker.

Incorrect, for necromorphs to exist, there must be a marker signal, specifically their signal and nothing says that it has to be attuned to attack the mind.

True, however i have much more experience fighting flood than Necromorphs.

True, and you can at least see and kill all of the flood.

Exactly, ive just gota watch my neck. That seems to be the best place for the infection forms to get you.

Actually, it is any hole in you that easily leads to blood.

In the Halo book The Flood the Master Chief was injured by one infection form that when his shields were down latched to the back of his head and drilled into his neck. He crushed it but he still felt the liquid in his neck for a long while afterwards.

Oh, I thought you were talking about the Necromorph infectors.

No no no not at all.

Okay then.

How about you then?

Necromorph, only because of the fact that when I die, I can never die again.

You bloody Unitologist.

Fair enough

Congratulations, you turned my fear of fatherhood into dawws of "My Baby is so CUTE"

Now I want a little Snow Storm... YOU EVIL FOOL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

Pure white with blue eyes. The most beautiful baby pony ever.

Oh, we should make Snow and Caroline on the pony Creator.

I don't feel like it right now though.

You are too busy making Fluttershy buttrape Rainbow Dash?

Nope, she is sleeping that is not Futashy.

Ahh is that what Futa means? I always wondered but never wanted to google it.

Girl with penis and sometimes balls.

Nope, im out.

Agreed.

Why would people make this?

There's a ****** for everything.

So ive discovered.

Dragons ******* Cars...

WHY IS THAT A ****** ?!

Eh, it is just horny scalies.

Humans are weird.

There are good humans, just like good ponies.

Oh ya, but still. Very strange.

Image what the dragons like... or the gryphons.

Or the hydras...

Uh, you think anyone is? They just adapt and you will, don't worry.

I still miss our threads.

Yes, but we have them on FB... I still need a day free to copy it all.

Was this your opinion when Caroline did the angel stand?

Yes but i love out FJ ones.

Um it was confusion to be honest. You are a pegasus silly not an angel.

She keeps calling herself an angel and you call yourself a demon, she was basically born around humans and spent most of her life there and watches human shows and you expect her to be normal?

So do I.

And half my life was spent around humans too. I forgot most of my pony life.

Yes... and now you will be even more confused as most 'humans' can't even be called human anymore... Pain?

Pfft, humans. Such silly creatures.

And insane.

I never said other things couldn't be insane.

Lyra is insane because she believes in humans?

Coming from a human...

No, she is insane for wanting to be like us, Have you seen what we have done and made... HAVE YOU SEEN THE INTERNET!

No, but Bon bon has.

I haven't and I am already scared.

Now you never will.

Maybe.

I will definately do that. It gives me an excuse to use my email.

My area has to have computers available, that may not always be possible.

It is worth a shot

Yes, but keep my parents address known.

It is stored in 3 locations my friend. I will snail mail you.

Good, good.

Okay, back to the eevee's you can't have.

But i have all of them.

Then...

You will not be spared.

Oh, and do you remember this?

No?

Oh, well he was just following master Fluttershy.

Bitch don't tell me what to do.

Also MFW i sat on fb for 10 minutes before checking here and finding your message.

I'm sorry but I couldn't stay and "The Cube"?

Tis alright and the cube is a trilogy of movies.

Where are you my friend?

I was packing for my mission, I am sorry.

Tis alright, i will miss you greatly.

And I will miss you.

I have writen down your address and will send you a letter atleast once a month. (With luck)

If you send one now, I will have your address.

I will as soon as i get the chance buddy, sorry i haven't replied in so long. I feel like i have neglected our never ending thread.

Don't worry, our never ending thread is on facebook now.

But.... but funny junk...

It can wait until my return.

But...

Then what will we talk about?

What would you like to talk about?

That's the problem, I don't know.

How about your mission, what do you do in your spare time then?

When I am on my mission?

Yes, i am sure you will have atleast a few hours to yourself.

Once a week and we still can't use the computer or any electronics except to check and send emails for 30 minutes total.

Poof, it was a dust cloud as the star starts to move.

Poof -Star Light is no where to be seen as he is now outside of the known universe and is clashing all of the galaxies together-

A little OP?

You are suddenly surrounded by all of the blackholes of both galaxies, holding you in place as they start trying to rip you towards themselves.

You forget, magic is based on physics in my world(S).

-i teleport back to caroline and place a claw on her forehead. She is teleported where i was just before-

-a claw made from one of the blackhole is stabbed into your stomach forcing you with her as you are both pulled into it-

-i stare into her eyes and laugh as my electricity paralyzes her on the spot before i escape once more-

-the electricity flows into the blackhole spike as your head is pulled into your chest and caroline start to be crushed into you-

Are we having an alternate ending where we both die?

Basically

I don't like it, i enjoy living.

YOu're in my world. I still feel like I over powered her.

Everyone is OP.

But you still would be curbstopped by a normal shadow or Negotiater class Juggernaut or higher.

Oh yea, but for a 27 year old orphan im doing well.

And for a computer program that was thrown into a body, she is doing better... only by comparison of course.

She was given the means by an outside force to defeat me because Death himself is worried i will go awol.

Who is the bigger threat?

Depends, who's pissed?

I am calm right now, so not me.

Neither is she, so you are. If she is pissed, she is.

I see....????

Damn it! i forgot to put this on in the comp :(

2 more

I feel better, now that my brain is reloading.

My brain is set to standby atm.

Let's wake it up.

Can't, mouse is disconnected.

I shall use the keyboard.

**** ****** what the **** you doing up?

******* bitches, getting money?

Night!

Obviously not my friend. Sleep well and try not to be too tired for work tomorrow.

I am sorry i kept you up.

Well, yeah.

I won't be that tired.

I chose to stay up.

Yes but you should choose sleep. Sleep is good.

Yes it is. Oh and massive link dump.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=908mrigVKpE&feature=youtu.be
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A7sIvYJ4tQ&feature=youtu.be
www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_43034&feature=iv&src_vid=908mrigVKpE&v=n5UBdUnzH1A
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=jb65tE0M6mk&NR=1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNv3Ap_fois&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzxlgePnw0c&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRYaRkwRzc4&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrTb9U_rWco&feature=related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-9vf6oHy-o&feature=fvwrel

I enjoyed the videos by the way. 3rd video was just average tho.

Good night my friend, i love the story. I have some ideas to show my power when things get really hairy. You will find it interesting.

Yes, but still good.

Good night and I am glad.

I love that you have your heart in one place and your mind in another, it adds interest and depth. A barrier to fight or accept.

Please do share them, I shared mine if that is any consolation.

I will read your response on the morn.

Yes, i enjoyed them all.

Share my power? Oh i will leave it till in the story. To add ***** .

Awesome, sleep well my friend.

<--- ill just chill gere till you get back.

Oh, fine.

I did, and hope you are.

You didn't.

I apologize. I don't know why ive been so tired lately.

I hope you have a good day.

It is okay, I am loving my story more and more anyway.

I did, and you know this.

The story does just get better and better doesn't it?

And it is you!

What is me?

Well, I enjoyed my sleep, have you?

It was good, strange dream about country cooking and asian girls repairing my laptop.

That and Pinkie Pie eating all my rare candies i had for Zekrom my Legendary pokemon.

Silly pinkie pie.

Destroy her, she has stolen from you.

Pinkie will always be allowed Candy from me.

Don't do that, she will only destroy herself. You forgot of her Diabetus.

If shes has DIABEETUS and i have DIABEETUS then the two will cancel eachother out. Therefore we can eat candy.

Not if they are the same, then they will double over.

We will see wont we, sleep well my friend.

Yes, we shall, have a great night.

As to you my friend. Do not let Slaaneesh visit you and may Luna protect your slumber

I suppose?

Hahaha, you will learn more of Slaaneesh later on. How was your day?

I apologize that i have not stayed up lately.

It was decent and do not stay up, you require sleep as well as I.

I will sleep less when i aquire more food. I have not had a large feeding in a while. The shopping is tomorrow.

Oh, and I have the morrow off.

Woop woop.

To the loot loot.

I have work tomorrow and then i may or may not be on saturday and i definately wont be sunday. My apologies.

Good night, may you sleep well for you turbulent day tomorrow.

As my you, i apologize for being so tired.

Wait wait wait... what the hell.

I need to switch computers... what the bloody hell?

Oh, and His Face When.

What part do you need explaining?

None, it is just... what the hell. I have only been to one convention and that was a first year in Idaho for Furries.

Armageddon comes around once a year, it is the biggest fans convention in New Zealand. There was about 10,000 people there. EVERY HOUR.

We may have had a thousand at max... absolute max.

Yeah there were Furries there, Bronies, Whoovians. Pokefans, Dragonball z fans. ALOT of Anime fans. Play station fans xbox fans nintendo fans. JUST EVERYTHING.

We just had furries... for Idaho... in the area founded on mining, farming and religion.

You need an Armageddon.

SERIOUSLY

I feel home there.

I don't like people though... I might rage.

Backstory time.

I explained the basics. Colonist lands on ork world with false pretenses from the empire, ravaged, only ten survived, ends up in love with another species.

That is the part that was not blocked when my mind was segmented, and what was released over time as the segmentation broke down.

It started off like I said for the first year and then peace, that is when the story gets meat. I start to talk to the other crew members. Only forty are left, 20 of which are of the family that taught us how to use the ork weapons with a weak control of the warp. We start figuring out how to farm and once we have our food we are liberated of the task of feeding ourselves and we decide to find out more about the planet. Namely what happened to the orks that were attacking us.

Ariel and myself were the only people who knew how to work with technology. We end up created small weapons to scout outside of our crash site which once we had, we found that the orks had mostly left. There were a few who were either near death or still being made, so they could not fight. We found areas were ships had taken off into space and decided to create a telescope.

That is where we started to bond, we both had a fascination with space and building. She ends up showing that she is of the Earth class and we complete the telescope relitively fast. We look up into the heavens about 4 months into the year and see something that terrifies all of the survivers. A single Tyranid vessel, most likely a forgotten vessel from a past fleet that was trying to consume a world. The orks saw that there was one and feared many and went to destroy it before they would be destroyed.

That is when we notice something, the planet is half dead, that is why the crops failed, that is why the we were able to survive the orks, that is why we were under constant assault and that is why they feared the tyranids. The empire had sent them there to test if it were possible to survive a near dead world and forgotten of them. They wanted to see their threat there and it was small enough that they sent us to try and 'colonize' it. Prisoners, out-casts, and out-laws.

Before you ask, most of the other crew members have companions too, though theirs were from battle.

Ariel decided that we needed to get out of there and proceeded to work on the ships engines. To no avail, she was not skilled in that area, neither was I. No one was. We then went back to farming and waiting for the orks to return, hoping that our crops will be set in enough to survive. It was then we saw something, one of the 'Warp Family' (The one that taught us how to use the ork weapons) had a higher control of the warp. They were able to help the plants grow, which sparked an idea. Ariel taught me what she knew of her people. Ships, weapons, brief summary of the classes and something that she didn't need to know, but she had gained from those she worked with. A full comprehension of the Tau and Human languages, she knew both well enough to teach another of them. She called the only other Tau over to help teach of the Fire Caste, of which I wasn't intrigued but learned nonetheless. He was actually killed on one of the recon patrol when a ship returned to retrieve any of the orks that had ******* . The entire party of five died.

She gave a Warrior's end to the best of her knowledge, which was lackluster to say the least, but all well. She then focused on speaking of one thing. The Greater Good and how the Tau realized that most every living thing has a connection to it. Then she proposed an idea, a machine that would use this power to seed life in a lifeless world. It was crude to say the least, but if it worked, we could create a world where we could live happily to our last days so long as the orks agreed to no longer attack. Which we would try to assure before we used it.

This was about 5 months in and we started to build it. I also worked on the Communications to see if we could have a better view of the battle. I could only get the relay to receive but then I saw that there was something I left, all the data that I had gained and I knew where to get it. I upset Ariel greatly by leaving the project for a month trying to find the exact spot and then found it. All the old music, videos, images, and even works that I had found before. I went to work with Ariel again and she let me help but she was slightly agitated. She no longer had the Eathreals to calm her anymore.

We were now 6 and a half months into the year and we had the schematics drawn. At this time we called everyone that wasn't farming to help after explaining it. They agreed, which included, human, kroot, her as tau, and one being from a minor race which no one knew and they would not say. We worked for 2 months before creating a prototype for the crash site, which worked only slightly. It needed to be working continually fro a month to do any significant work but we were proud of it.

She was proud of it, and it was then I realized that a wall had fallen for me but I could not if it had for her. I realized that I didn't care about species and she was actually appealing to me. I actually backed about for about half a month not saying anything and trying to keep my distance.

It was now 8 months in and she confronted me wondering why I left the work so often to farm. I tried to dodge the question by focusing on why the farms needed attention but she persisted and after nearly an hour I admitted what I felt. She just gasp and walked away, and we didn't speak for a week. I was beginning to break down again and become reclusive when she came up to me and started to talk about how the project was going. She then asked about farming and how everything was going with the water filtration system, which I stumbled my words half expecting to make her walk off again.

After a few minutes she asked if I could help with the project again and with a sigh I said yes. Upon which the kroot came out and started talking about how different species were because he was annoyed by my 'selfishness' as he deemed. After which I just looked him in the eyes and said, 'I know' which caused him to storm off yelling, and I looked back at here. I couldn't tell anything and all she said was, 'fine, we are going to be here for the rest of our lives, which might be short, so fine.'

I was both happy and sad about this because it sounded like she didn't want to. I asked her and she spoke about the castes and how one does not just change, or become another or really be with another. Everything had exceptions but it seemed to far upon which I explained what little history I knew and about inter-racial couples. I then used the phrase, "It could be worse, I could be an ork." Which caused her to laugh and we went back to working on the 'lifegiver' as we began to call it.

We started to act more together over the next month which caused us to be ousted by the rest of the group... especially the kroot. Over the next month they grew used to what we were doing and accepted it, except for the kroot, he was still angry but knew he couldn't do anything.

It is now 10.25 months in and we started to become even more open, and she actually admitted that without the Ethereals, she actually felt emotions that were suppressed before, not love but anger and hatred and since they weren't her mind grew and shrunk slightly. She actually began to learn from me about all of the emotions that humans have so that she would better know her own. That is when she fully realized, she was in love with me as much as I loved her.

After about week of teaching we did something, neither of us ever thought we would, we actually kissed. It was odd and strange to say the least, one of us being a past-zenophobe and the other being an alien that was trying to bring an end to that. But we got over it and went back to work, the Kroot finally gave up, somewhat. He still hated it but stopped trying to change it, just voiced his opinion. That is when we were nearing the completion of the lifegiver. I also noticed something With Ariel, she was sad that she could only build so I did something that I couldn't believe she didn't do herself. I refashioned one of the Fire Caste's weapons for her and created a working chainsaw ax for her as a present for all of the hard work on lifegiver.

Once it was done, we had to only wait for the orks who were still in the fight with the Tyranid ship and we looked up too see them returning from a great distance. They would be there in half a year at their current rate. We decided not to worry about and I began to teach Ariel about human history through what I had stored on the ships computer. She was fascinated by our slow but careful technological ascension and our near destruction by war. We ended up on agreeing that we would do something special for our communion at the end of the twelfth month.

We began planning at the beginning of the twelfth month after a month of teaching farming and somewhat happiness. We decided we would use both Fire Class customs and Human customs. We would bond the body and soul. The body through The Ritual of the Ta’lissera and bond our souls through human marriage at the end of the month. She began planning for the Ritual, remembering most of what Fire Caste had said and I was preparing the marriage. In fact, I wasn't actually only preparing for mine, but most of the survivors. Since many of them were dating/engaged, they were all going to get married that day.

That month passed with happiness and bliss then the day came. As we all prepared we heard a large object hit the ground close to our crash site and then give a large roar. We all grabbed our weapons to meet the threat but as soon as we saw it we were terrified. It was the last Tyranid of the ship surrounded by the 100 Warbosses. They let out their 'Waaaauuuggghh' with their leader and then noticed us. Then they charged. We fought valiantly, 11 survived, Ariel was impaled, and my arm was cut off as were many of the survivors limbs.

I went back to her crying, expecting her to be dead as I have said. But she wasn't she was smiling with blood down her face as she looked up to me and frowned. All she could say was, "I guess it wasn't possible." and she coughed up a few drops of blood. I could see she was in pain and I was going to just cut her head off with the ax but it fell to pieces as tears broke my eyes when I rose it. I went to grab hers but it was broken from the warboss claw it had cut and her gun was on her back when she was impaled.

I said I'm sorry as I wallked over and put my one hand around her throat and she she started to gasp as she slowly died. With one gasp she said, "Thank you, it was too much for me and..." She gasped, "And..." she gasped and seemed to begin to cry, "I'm sorry." When she finally died after a few minutes, the other 10 returned limping and bleeding as I was holding and huggin her head crying. They all left for the ship as I slowly got up to follow.

3 of the Warp family survived and the one with a better control was amoung them. After Ariel was buried along with all of the other dead, I asked a hard question of them. With a small 4 pronged object with 2 balls in the middle, one on top and one on bottom, I asked, "Put this in my brain, it used the warp and it will cause me to forget." The looked at me with disgust but agreed in the end. They asked one more time as I laid upon a bed waiting for them to put it in and I still wanted it and so they did. Electricity shot everywhere as it warped slightly to position and I forgot. I became three, Rage, Knowledge and Builder. Only knowledge remembers and that is to a low degree.

After that, the rest is as I have wrote.

But to get it out, it would only require a small overcharge which would cause it to destroy itself, making me myself again which is why I need to know this. Do you accept this and if so, do you accept that I will probably start having side effects from my surrounding now?

I am sorry but I must sleep for work tomorrow. I should be on early but won't be able to stay long, I do hope you forgive me and may Heavenly Father bless your dreams.

It is a pretty good story but there are a few problems.

The idea that Tau were with Imperial Guard citizens, the empire is EXTREMELY xenophobic and will shoot any non humans on site. The same goes for the warp users, they would either be trained into becoming psykers or would be shot before being tainted by Chaos.

Also the kroot are only mercenaries, if cut off from the rest of the Tau Empire they will act independently and would probably hunt the human-tau survivors to feed themselves.

Also Ork Warbosses don't come in large numbers, they are territorial and fight one another for dominance. Like alpha wolves. There could maybe be about 3-4 warbosses on an attack rok when invading a wolrd but once conquered they would turn on one annother.

The Tyranids are a good idea, if they are cut off from the hive they will act like animals however and hunt down any other living creatures until they can produce enough biomass to breed enough to get a synapse creature or failing that they will just evolve into creatures to survive on the planet.

Also Tau have NO connection to the warp what so ever.

Lastly how did you end up in the Imperial Guard from there?

Aside from this it is good.

I didn't realize I mentioned the guards, I meant the citizens.

Hmm, well there goes that part.

I was using a 'planet defense' model. I guess I was getting a little liberal with the "Every ork of an ork world went to fight.

But that was, somewhat, a reason the orks banded together to fight them. They saw a grave threat, went under a single leader and fought them as best they could before they landed.

Yes, that is why she did not connect with it. You have mentioned the Tau want to learn of it from other races and peoples and that is what I was trying to emulate.

I was captured and they saw that I was useful in fighting orks. It was part of the original.

THat is all.

Yeah EVERY human in the empire is basicly pushed towards xenophobia at gunpoint. Those who go against it are to be executed.

Perhaps and i don't think any threat is enough for 100 Warbosses to work together. I doubt that many have been in the same solar system before. If you want big Orks use Mega Nobz. They are basicly 1 step down from Warbosses.

As far as i can tell the Tau acknowledge the warp but avoid it as they have seen its affect on kroot. Any kroot caught eating warp infected creatures is exterminated.

Ahh that is right.

We were sent to an ork planet, isn't that a form of exicution?

Well... crap. I need to read more into orks.

Then why did you have Tamriela say, "Most every creature has a connection to the warp and we want to know more about."... well something along those lines.

I would say for only dabbling in the wiki and putting this together and you not throwing up every argument in the book, I did an alright job.

Yes but why waste a ship to kill Tau when a bullet works just fine. They normally go for the plain and simple.

Basicly Orks are stupid aggressive bastards who care only for fighting. If they can't fight anyone they will fight eachother... alot.

They want to know why they have no connection but they understand and are cautious of the dangers.

You did a bloody brilliant job mate.

Okay, I can't explain that one then without ******** . The ship was being scuttled, they wanted to see if imperial citizens would uphold their duty even if they are traitors, and they wanted to see how well they would fair on an ork planet.

Hmm... I realized that but I do not think I incorporated it well.

Okay again, I lost. Perhaps the 'lifegiver' could be used for the Greater Good then?

Yes, success.

You overestimated an orks brainpower.

Perhaps.

Well, for all of the points you brought up, I lost three. Sweet.

We can fix them for you.

What the hell, I should be asleep and you come on.

Satan, why do you tempt me with my friend.

Oh, and I figured something out about myself.

I am sorry, i thought i may have just missed you but i waited just in case.

<----- That is why.

Oh? Do tell.

Truthfully, this was a last check after Deviantart. I finally read the last 3 chapters of that Flutterdash fic I was reading before... That glorious bastard wrote them too well.

But... But... I love metal too.

I'm not bisexual in technicality, do you want me to explain?

Sounds pretty good, i do enjoy a great fanfic.

The Devil aint all bad, he has good taste in music.

Yes, do explain.

Everyone does.

Just like all the great conquerors had a great taste in conquest.

I'm Pansexual in a way, I may get turned on by looks and that is only slightly and if it is in excess to the point I feel as though I know them, A.K.A. someone I met before. But I would only get with someone if I actually like them, it doesn't matter what gender.

Exactly my friend exactly.

Ahh so thats what Pansexual means. Well that is fair enough then.

Good, good.

I truthfully don't fully know. I am still learning because I focus on things which won't help me with other people... that actually might so right now, "I brained my damage."

I personally am very picky with physical attraction, however i find personalities very attractive. But i would rather just stay friends with someone who can't fit both. (More likely i would not be friends with the attractive person who is not attractive personality wise)

Finally, someone with the same thoughts... although simpler than mine because of reasons of which you know.

Yes, my partner must not have a y chromosome.

Neither shall mine, I just know how my head works.

That is good to know. What physical attributes do you prefer?

Actually, I would rather have someone who looks more like me. Small, slender and proportionate to a point. My head is big as are my ears, those things don't bother me. I don't want either of us getting more attention than the other, that can lead to arguments.

Very fair very fair.

And yourself..
How is that fair though?

I believe it is fair physical attributes to enjoy.

Me? Well like i said i am shallow, i would like her to have a pretty face (I prefer brunettes over blondes but im okay with a dark blonde. Odd colours like blue or red or green i also like. I LOVE blue eyes.

If you date a dark blonde girl with blue eyes, I will never stop calling you a Nazi.

The girl i spend most time with (Aimee) i have had a crush on for over 2 years. She is dark blonde hair blue eyes. She loves Rammstein (German metal band) but she is dating my best mate Ryan (You talked to him) and has been for over a year, she knows i like her but i prefer she is happy with ryan.

Omega as **** .

Now I can't... why the hell did you make me feel just now?

DO NOT FEEL. I have accepted and enjoy my fate. We are the best of friends and can talk about anything. It is best this way, besides i am to them as the doctor is to rory and amy. (Yes very similar names)

I make no sense though.

Yeah, fanatics can be fun.

and Matyrs

Martyr you say.

Oh here we go. THE DEAD SPACE HAS BEGUN

Yes, it has.

VINYL! USE THE BASS CANNON!