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#115532 - Good bye all. lunargreenhouse Please be sure to share this f…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2012 on Ponyville 0
User avatar #115639 - lunargreenhouse (12/03/2012) [-]
Does not work...
User avatar #115533 - ultimateasshole (12/03/2012) [-]
goodbye man.....do your duties
#115530 - The car is warming, I leave very soon.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2012 on Ponyville 0
#115534 - princessderpy (12/03/2012) [-]
WELCOME BACK! This will be the first thing you see when you return!
User avatar #115532 - marceau (12/03/2012) [-]
Good bye all. lunargreenhouse Please be sure to share this folder with all: docs.google.com/open?id=0B_kQJOf6FnvSMkZjR1c0RDdZTlE
User avatar #115639 - lunargreenhouse (12/03/2012) [-]
Does not work...
User avatar #115533 - ultimateasshole (12/03/2012) [-]
goodbye man.....do your duties
#2794 - I will be... goodbye for now. 12/03/2012 on marceau's profile 0
#115526 - Good night, have a great two years. 12/03/2012 on Ponyville 0
#2792 - Yup, have a great time... I'm sorry for leaving on such short notice. 12/03/2012 on marceau's profile 0
#2789 - Yeah, I will be but it won't all be bad My pictures f… 12/03/2012 on marceau's profile 0
#2787 - Thank you so much! 12/03/2012 on marceau's profile 0
#115483 - Picture 12/03/2012 on Ponyville 0
#2785 - Thank you, but people won't die. 12/03/2012 on marceau's profile 0
#115473 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2012 on Ponyville 0
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#115483 - marceau (12/03/2012) [-]

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User avatar #2799 - brothergrimm (03/08/2014) [-]
Today next month will make a year since you left. i hope you're well..... don't let the world devour you bro.
User avatar #2798 - jasonhc (02/06/2014) [-]
Still here bro. didn't know you very well but you were very nice and freindly to me. You were a master of feels to. I hope to see you back soon my freind.
User avatar #2797 - brothergrimm (07/31/2013) [-]
i hope your okay out there in that big ugly world. you were a master of feels, dude....
User avatar #2796 - scixzor (12/03/2012) [-]
NOOO!! You must call and update me!
#2781 - dammriver (12/03/2012) [-]
Although we may not have talked much, I just wanted to wish you a good two years...

Have fun, and I hope to see you again :)

*Hugs*
#2782 to #2781 - marceau (12/03/2012) [-]
I hope to see you again as well,

*hugs*
#2780 - lunargreenhouse (12/03/2012) [-]
Well, seeya buddy, hope your mission goes well and you come back all well and healthy without any extra holes. I'm off for the night so goodbye. Hope to hear from you soon.

Seeya!
#2783 to #2780 - marceau (12/03/2012) [-]
And may drvvatson keep you informed, I will see you later!
User avatar #2775 - drvvatson (12/01/2012) [-]
I believe Facebook is having a fit at me.
User avatar #2776 to #2775 - marceau (12/01/2012) [-]
Oh, sorry.
User avatar #2777 to #2776 - drvvatson (12/01/2012) [-]
No problem, it is THE ONLY INTERNET PAGE that wont load.
User avatar #2778 to #2777 - marceau (12/01/2012) [-]
Try a different browser FTM?
User avatar #2779 to #2778 - drvvatson (12/01/2012) [-]
I did, i tried IE and Firefox but nothing.
#2774 - marceau (11/28/2012) [-]
Just an image drop for a game.
#2753 - drvvatson (11/25/2012) [-]
RELEVANCE!!!
RELEVANCE!!!
#2761 to #2760 - drvvatson (11/25/2012) [-]
Im outa 4chan gifs
Im outa 4chan gifs
#2762 to #2761 - marceau (11/25/2012) [-]
Nope.
Nope.
#2763 to #2762 - drvvatson (11/25/2012) [-]
Stop showing off.
Stop showing off.
#2768 to #2767 - marceau (11/25/2012) [-]
DO NOT QUESTION THEM!
#2769 to #2768 - drvvatson (11/25/2012) [-]
You can not tell me what to do.
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User avatar #2770 to #2769 - marceau (11/25/2012) [-]
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#2771 to #2770 - drvvatson (11/25/2012) [-]
I choose Funnyjunk.
#2772 to #2771 - marceau (11/25/2012) [-]
Eh, I just the mace, never said you had to use it on yourself.
#2773 to #2772 - drvvatson (11/25/2012) [-]
How much trouble am i in with my actions?
How much trouble am i in with my actions?
#2732 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
Ofcourse i do, why would i not?
Ofcourse i do, why would i not?
User avatar #2733 to #2732 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
You didn't get it, I don't know.
User avatar #2735 to #2734 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
I don't know... new topic. What world ending crisis would you rather have, necromorph or flood outbreak?
User avatar #2736 to #2735 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
Depends, if it is flood am i a spartan? if it is necromorph do i have Isaacs gear?
User avatar #2737 to #2736 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
No, you are you.
User avatar #2738 to #2737 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
Well **** me then. Um.

Flood, The Necromorphs seem to mentally affect you. I can't have that.
User avatar #2739 to #2738 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
No, the marker mentally affects you.
User avatar #2740 to #2739 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
Yes but for there to be Necromorphs there must be a Marker.
User avatar #2741 to #2740 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
Incorrect, for necromorphs to exist, there must be a marker signal, specifically their signal and nothing says that it has to be attuned to attack the mind.
User avatar #2742 to #2741 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
True, however i have much more experience fighting flood than Necromorphs.
User avatar #2743 to #2742 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
True, and you can at least see and kill all of the flood.
User avatar #2744 to #2743 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
Exactly, ive just gota watch my neck. That seems to be the best place for the infection forms to get you.
User avatar #2745 to #2744 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
Actually, it is any hole in you that easily leads to blood.
User avatar #2746 to #2745 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
In the Halo book The Flood the Master Chief was injured by one infection form that when his shields were down latched to the back of his head and drilled into his neck. He crushed it but he still felt the liquid in his neck for a long while afterwards.
User avatar #2747 to #2746 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh, I thought you were talking about the Necromorph infectors.
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
No no no not at all.
User avatar #2749 to #2748 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
Okay then.
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
How about you then?
User avatar #2751 to #2750 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
Necromorph, only because of the fact that when I die, I can never die again.
User avatar #2752 to #2751 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
You bloody Unitologist.
#2711 - drvvatson (11/23/2012) [-]
Then my mission is accomplished.
Then my mission is accomplished.
User avatar #2712 to #2711 - marceau (11/23/2012) [-]
Fair enough
#2713 to #2712 - drvvatson (11/23/2012) [-]
Congratulations, you turned my fear of fatherhood into dawws of "My Baby is so CUTE"
Congratulations, you turned my fear of fatherhood into dawws of "My Baby is so CUTE"
User avatar #2714 to #2713 - marceau (11/23/2012) [-]
Now I want a little Snow Storm... YOU EVIL FOOL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

#2715 to #2714 - drvvatson (11/23/2012) [-]
Pure white with blue eyes. The most beautiful baby pony ever.   
   
Oh, we should make Snow and Caroline on the pony Creator.
Pure white with blue eyes. The most beautiful baby pony ever.

Oh, we should make Snow and Caroline on the pony Creator.
#2716 to #2715 - marceau (11/23/2012) [-]
I don't feel like it right now though.
#2717 to #2716 - drvvatson (11/23/2012) [-]
You are too busy making Fluttershy buttrape Rainbow Dash?
#2718 to #2717 - marceau (11/23/2012) [-]
Nope, she is sleeping that is not Futashy.
#2719 to #2718 - drvvatson (11/23/2012) [-]
Ahh is that what Futa means? I always wondered but never wanted to google it.
Ahh is that what Futa means? I always wondered but never wanted to google it.
User avatar #2720 to #2719 - marceau (11/23/2012) [-]
Girl with penis and sometimes balls.
#2721 to #2720 - drvvatson (11/23/2012) [-]
Nope, im out.
Nope, im out.
User avatar #2722 to #2721 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
Agreed.
#2723 to #2722 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
Why would people make this?
Why would people make this?
#2724 to #2723 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
There's a ****** for everything.
User avatar #2725 to #2724 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
So ive discovered.

Dragons ******* Cars...

WHY IS THAT A ****** ?!
User avatar #2726 to #2725 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
Eh, it is just horny scalies.
User avatar #2727 to #2726 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
Humans are weird.
User avatar #2728 to #2727 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
There are good humans, just like good ponies.
User avatar #2729 to #2728 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh ya, but still. Very strange.
User avatar #2730 to #2729 - marceau (11/24/2012) [-]
Image what the dragons like... or the gryphons.
User avatar #2731 to #2730 - drvvatson (11/24/2012) [-]
Or the hydras...
#2690 - drvvatson (11/19/2012) [-]
Because i feel bad that out never ending thread has ended. I am bringing a defibrillator to this bitch.

I actually freak out last night while trying to sleep because the realism of responsibility hit me about Star Light. He is going to have to support a family of three, maybe four if she has twins and he is going to have to take much better care of Caroline.

Commitment and Responsibility scare me because i find i am not cut out for it.

I am too busy ******* around generally to do any sort of responsible **** .
User avatar #2691 to #2690 - marceau (11/20/2012) [-]
Uh, you think anyone is? They just adapt and you will, don't worry.
#2692 to #2691 - drvvatson (11/20/2012) [-]
I still miss our threads.
I still miss our threads.
#2693 to #2692 - marceau (11/20/2012) [-]
Yes, but we have them on FB... I still need a day free to copy it all.

Was this your opinion when Caroline did the angel stand?
#2694 to #2693 - drvvatson (11/20/2012) [-]
Yes but i love out FJ ones.   
   
Um it was confusion to be honest. You are a pegasus silly not an angel.
Yes but i love out FJ ones.

Um it was confusion to be honest. You are a pegasus silly not an angel.
#2695 to #2694 - marceau (11/20/2012) [-]
She keeps calling herself an angel and you call yourself a demon, she was basically born around humans and spent most of her life there and watches human shows and  you expect her to be normal?   
   
So do I.
She keeps calling herself an angel and you call yourself a demon, she was basically born around humans and spent most of her life there and watches human shows and you expect her to be normal?

So do I.
#2696 to #2695 - drvvatson (11/20/2012) [-]
And half my life was spent around humans too. I forgot most of my pony life.
User avatar #2697 to #2696 - marceau (11/20/2012) [-]
Yes... and now you will be even more confused as most 'humans' can't even be called human anymore... Pain?
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - drvvatson (11/20/2012) [-]
Pfft, humans. Such silly creatures.
User avatar #2699 to #2698 - marceau (11/20/2012) [-]
And insane.
User avatar #2701 to #2700 - marceau (11/20/2012) [-]
I never said other things couldn't be insane.
#2702 to #2701 - drvvatson (11/20/2012) [-]
Lyra is insane because she believes in humans?

Coming from a human...
User avatar #2703 to #2702 - marceau (11/20/2012) [-]
No, she is insane for wanting to be like us, Have you seen what we have done and made... HAVE YOU SEEN THE INTERNET!
#2704 to #2703 - drvvatson (11/21/2012) [-]
No, but Bon bon has.
No, but Bon bon has.
User avatar #2705 to #2704 - marceau (11/21/2012) [-]
I haven't and I am already scared.
#2706 to #2705 - drvvatson (11/21/2012) [-]
Now you never will.
#2669 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
So we can email eachother 52 times a year?
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #2671 to #2670 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
I will definately do that. It gives me an excuse to use my email.
User avatar #2672 to #2671 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
My area has to have computers available, that may not always be possible.
User avatar #2673 to #2672 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
It is worth a shot
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
Yes, but keep my parents address known.
User avatar #2675 to #2674 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
It is stored in 3 locations my friend. I will snail mail you.
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
Good, good.
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#2679 to #2678 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
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#2680 to #2679 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
Okay, back to the eevee's you can't have.
#2681 to #2680 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
But i have all of them.
But i have all of them.
#2683 to #2682 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
You will not be spared.
#2686 to #2685 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
Oh, and do you remember this?
Oh, and do you remember this?
#2687 to #2686 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
No?
No?
#2688 to #2687 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
Oh, well he was just following master Fluttershy.
#2689 to #2688 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
Bitch don't tell me what to do.
Bitch don't tell me what to do.
User avatar #2648 - drvvatson (11/05/2012) [-]
Half an hour before i get on...

Am i being punished by an unknown entity?

I don't feel like i slept because as soon as i hit the bed i dreamt of being with Caroline and 6 random others in "The Cube"
#2649 to #2648 - drvvatson (11/05/2012) [-]
Also MFW i sat on fb for 10 minutes before checking here and finding your message.
Also MFW i sat on fb for 10 minutes before checking here and finding your message.
#2650 to #2649 - marceau (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I couldn't stay and "The Cube"?
#2651 to #2650 - drvvatson (11/07/2012) [-]
Tis alright and the cube is a trilogy of movies.   
   
Where are you my friend?
Tis alright and the cube is a trilogy of movies.

Where are you my friend?
User avatar #2652 to #2651 - marceau (11/07/2012) [-]
I was packing for my mission, I am sorry.
User avatar #2653 to #2652 - drvvatson (11/08/2012) [-]
Tis alright, i will miss you greatly.
User avatar #2654 to #2653 - marceau (11/09/2012) [-]
And I will miss you.
User avatar #2655 to #2654 - drvvatson (11/09/2012) [-]
I have writen down your address and will send you a letter atleast once a month. (With luck)
User avatar #2656 to #2655 - marceau (11/09/2012) [-]
If you send one now, I will have your address.
User avatar #2657 to #2656 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
I will as soon as i get the chance buddy, sorry i haven't replied in so long. I feel like i have neglected our never ending thread.
User avatar #2658 to #2657 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
Don't worry, our never ending thread is on facebook now.
User avatar #2659 to #2658 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
But.... but funny junk...
User avatar #2660 to #2659 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
It can wait until my return.
#2661 to #2660 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
But...
But...
#2662 to #2661 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
Then what will we talk about?
#2663 to #2662 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
What would you like to talk about?
What would you like to talk about?
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
That's the problem, I don't know.
User avatar #2665 to #2664 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
How about your mission, what do you do in your spare time then?
User avatar #2666 to #2665 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
When I am on my mission?
User avatar #2667 to #2666 - drvvatson (11/13/2012) [-]
Yes, i am sure you will have atleast a few hours to yourself.
User avatar #2668 to #2667 - marceau (11/13/2012) [-]
Once a week and we still can't use the computer or any electronics except to check and send emails for 30 minutes total.
#2627 - drvvatson (11/03/2012) [-]
Yes but when i get competitive and i am losing. I cheat.   
   
I cheat so badly i would have caused something to vaporize her completely, her anger when losing? That is how i DO get. But i can get worse.   
   
I nearly killed Nathan because i got that way.   
   
"I HATE Losing..."
Yes but when i get competitive and i am losing. I cheat.

I cheat so badly i would have caused something to vaporize her completely, her anger when losing? That is how i DO get. But i can get worse.

I nearly killed Nathan because i got that way.

"I HATE Losing..."
User avatar #2628 to #2627 - marceau (11/03/2012) [-]
Poof, it was a dust cloud as the star starts to move.
User avatar #2629 to #2628 - drvvatson (11/03/2012) [-]
Poof -Star Light is no where to be seen as he is now outside of the known universe and is clashing all of the galaxies together-

A little OP?
User avatar #2630 to #2629 - marceau (11/03/2012) [-]
You are suddenly surrounded by all of the blackholes of both galaxies, holding you in place as they start trying to rip you towards themselves.

You forget, magic is based on physics in my world(S).
User avatar #2631 to #2630 - drvvatson (11/03/2012) [-]
-i teleport back to caroline and place a claw on her forehead. She is teleported where i was just before-
User avatar #2632 to #2631 - marceau (11/03/2012) [-]
-a claw made from one of the blackhole is stabbed into your stomach forcing you with her as you are both pulled into it-
User avatar #2633 to #2632 - drvvatson (11/03/2012) [-]
-i stare into her eyes and laugh as my electricity paralyzes her on the spot before i escape once more-
User avatar #2634 to #2633 - marceau (11/03/2012) [-]
-the electricity flows into the blackhole spike as your head is pulled into your chest and caroline start to be crushed into you-
User avatar #2635 to #2634 - drvvatson (11/03/2012) [-]
Are we having an alternate ending where we both die?
User avatar #2636 to #2635 - marceau (11/03/2012) [-]
Basically
User avatar #2637 to #2636 - drvvatson (11/03/2012) [-]
I don't like it, i enjoy living.
User avatar #2638 to #2637 - marceau (11/03/2012) [-]
YOu're in my world. I still feel like I over powered her.
User avatar #2639 to #2638 - drvvatson (11/03/2012) [-]
Everyone is OP.
User avatar #2640 to #2639 - marceau (11/03/2012) [-]
But you still would be curbstopped by a normal shadow or Negotiater class Juggernaut or higher.
User avatar #2641 to #2640 - drvvatson (11/03/2012) [-]
Oh yea, but for a 27 year old orphan im doing well.
User avatar #2642 to #2641 - marceau (11/03/2012) [-]
And for a computer program that was thrown into a body, she is doing better... only by comparison of course.
User avatar #2643 to #2642 - drvvatson (11/03/2012) [-]
She was given the means by an outside force to defeat me because Death himself is worried i will go awol.

Who is the bigger threat?
User avatar #2644 to #2643 - marceau (11/03/2012) [-]
Depends, who's pissed?
User avatar #2645 to #2644 - drvvatson (11/03/2012) [-]
I am calm right now, so not me.
User avatar #2646 to #2645 - marceau (11/03/2012) [-]
Neither is she, so you are. If she is pissed, she is.
User avatar #2647 to #2646 - drvvatson (11/03/2012) [-]
I see....????
#2600 to #2599 - zonryu (10/31/2012) [-]
Damn it! i forgot to put this on in the comp :(
User avatar #2566 - drvvatson (10/26/2012) [-]
Your name is not Todd. Stop that.
#2567 to #2566 - marceau (10/26/2012) [-]
I feel better, now that my brain is reloading.
#2568 to #2567 - drvvatson (10/26/2012) [-]
My brain is set to standby atm.
My brain is set to standby atm.
#2569 to #2568 - marceau (10/26/2012) [-]
Let's wake it up.
User avatar #2570 to #2569 - drvvatson (10/26/2012) [-]
Can't, mouse is disconnected.
#2571 to #2570 - marceau (10/26/2012) [-]
I shall use the keyboard.
User avatar #2572 to #2571 - drvvatson (10/26/2012) [-]
**** ****** what the **** you doing up?
#2573 to #2572 - marceau (10/26/2012) [-]
******* bitches, getting money?

Night!
User avatar #2574 to #2573 - drvvatson (10/26/2012) [-]
Obviously not my friend. Sleep well and try not to be too tired for work tomorrow.

I am sorry i kept you up.
User avatar #2575 to #2574 - marceau (10/26/2012) [-]
Well, yeah.

I won't be that tired.

I chose to stay up.
User avatar #2576 to #2575 - drvvatson (10/26/2012) [-]
Yes but you should choose sleep. Sleep is good.
#2578 to #2577 - drvvatson (10/29/2012) [-]
I enjoyed the videos by the way. 3rd video was just average tho.

Good night my friend, i love the story. I have some ideas to show my power when things get really hairy. You will find it interesting.
#2579 to #2578 - marceau (10/29/2012) [-]
Yes, but still good.

Good night and I am glad.

I love that you have your heart in one place and your mind in another, it adds interest and depth. A barrier to fight or accept.

Please do share them, I shared mine if that is any consolation.

I will read your response on the morn.
#2580 to #2579 - drvvatson (10/29/2012) [-]
Yes, i enjoyed them all.

Share my power? Oh i will leave it till in the story. To add ***** .

Awesome, sleep well my friend.

<--- ill just chill gere till you get back.
User avatar #2581 to #2580 - marceau (10/29/2012) [-]
Oh, fine.

I did, and hope you are.

You didn't.
User avatar #2582 to #2581 - drvvatson (10/29/2012) [-]
I apologize. I don't know why ive been so tired lately.

I hope you have a good day.
User avatar #2583 to #2582 - marceau (10/30/2012) [-]
It is okay, I am loving my story more and more anyway.

I did, and you know this.
User avatar #2584 to #2583 - drvvatson (10/30/2012) [-]
The story does just get better and better doesn't it?
#2585 to #2584 - marceau (10/30/2012) [-]
And it is you!
And it is you!
#2586 to #2585 - drvvatson (10/31/2012) [-]
What is me?
What is me?
User avatar #2544 - drvvatson (10/23/2012) [-]
I will do my friend, i will do.
User avatar #2545 to #2544 - marceau (10/23/2012) [-]
Well, I enjoyed my sleep, have you?
User avatar #2546 to #2545 - drvvatson (10/23/2012) [-]
It was good, strange dream about country cooking and asian girls repairing my laptop.

That and Pinkie Pie eating all my rare candies i had for Zekrom my Legendary pokemon.

Silly pinkie pie.
#2547 to #2546 - marceau (10/23/2012) [-]
Destroy her, she has stolen from you.
#2548 to #2547 - drvvatson (10/23/2012) [-]
Pinkie will always be allowed Candy from me.
Pinkie will always be allowed Candy from me.
#2549 to #2548 - marceau (10/23/2012) [-]
Don't do that, she will only destroy herself. You forgot of her Diabetus.
#2550 to #2549 - drvvatson (10/23/2012) [-]
If shes has DIABEETUS and i have DIABEETUS then the two will cancel eachother out. Therefore we can eat candy.
If shes has DIABEETUS and i have DIABEETUS then the two will cancel eachother out. Therefore we can eat candy.
#2551 to #2550 - marceau (10/24/2012) [-]
Not if they are the same, then they will double over.
User avatar #2553 to #2551 - drvvatson (10/24/2012) [-]
We will see wont we, sleep well my friend.
#2554 to #2553 - marceau (10/24/2012) [-]
Yes, we shall, have a great night.
User avatar #2555 to #2554 - drvvatson (10/24/2012) [-]
As to you my friend. Do not let Slaaneesh visit you and may Luna protect your slumber
User avatar #2556 to #2555 - marceau (10/24/2012) [-]
I suppose?
User avatar #2557 to #2556 - drvvatson (10/24/2012) [-]
Hahaha, you will learn more of Slaaneesh later on. How was your day?

I apologize that i have not stayed up lately.
User avatar #2558 to #2557 - marceau (10/24/2012) [-]
It was decent and do not stay up, you require sleep as well as I.
User avatar #2559 to #2558 - drvvatson (10/24/2012) [-]
I will sleep less when i aquire more food. I have not had a large feeding in a while. The shopping is tomorrow.
User avatar #2560 to #2559 - marceau (10/24/2012) [-]
Oh, and I have the morrow off.
User avatar #2561 to #2560 - drvvatson (10/24/2012) [-]
Woop woop.
User avatar #2562 to #2561 - marceau (10/24/2012) [-]
To the loot loot.
User avatar #2563 to #2562 - drvvatson (10/25/2012) [-]
I have work tomorrow and then i may or may not be on saturday and i definately wont be sunday. My apologies.
#2564 to #2563 - marceau (10/25/2012) [-]
Good night, may you sleep well for you turbulent day tomorrow.
#2565 to #2564 - drvvatson (10/25/2012) [-]
As my you, i apologize for being so tired.
#2523 - drvvatson (10/22/2012) [-]
Yes i am here, i am telling you of my Armageddon Chronicles.    
   
As we arrived Ryan found himself buying a Pikachu nearly as big as me for $60. We walked around and as expected found more Bronies, we hung out with a brony dressed as Snake. Box and all.   
   
After that we lost one another but i bumped into some pegasisters, a Rainbowdash who was very short and oddly enough very shy she was accompanied by a Pinkie Pie who was not very shy.   
   
Then i found Rhys and Nathan again, we looked for Ryan and just after we did and i was telling Rhys about the Pegasisters we found them again with a Fluttershy and a Princess Luna. Funnily enough these were all each a Best Pony of ours.   
   
After that i bought myself a Sonic screwdriver but noticed a Vinyl on the way, so i shouted out &quot;HEY VINYL&quot; He turned around and yelled out &quot;SUP&quot; which made us laugh.   
   
Then i found myself buying a season of Dragon Ball Z for Aimees birthday present next week and i noticed they had all episodes of MLP there and were playing them.   
   
Later we found the weapons and i ended up buying two elven blades for $90   
   
After that Ryan and Nathan waited in line for an hour to play Halo 4 which i could not be bothered with so Me and Rhys walked around for a while. We saw SO MANY ZOMBIES!!! Not to mention Noble 6 who was dating Misty from Pokemon.   
   
Strange i know, as we left (All wearing V for Vendetta masks and Fedoras) we followed a Commissar back to our car before trolling a Mc Donalds in our masks, going through the drivethrough and when asked if we would like to make an order we said &quot;Nah we had Wendys already&quot; then drove past staring at the chashier with our masks on. We also stared at people on the motorway as we drove past, casuing alot of laughs.   
   
How was your day?   
   
&lt;-- MFW i saw the RD Cosplayer.
Yes i am here, i am telling you of my Armageddon Chronicles.

As we arrived Ryan found himself buying a Pikachu nearly as big as me for $60. We walked around and as expected found more Bronies, we hung out with a brony dressed as Snake. Box and all.

After that we lost one another but i bumped into some pegasisters, a Rainbowdash who was very short and oddly enough very shy she was accompanied by a Pinkie Pie who was not very shy.

Then i found Rhys and Nathan again, we looked for Ryan and just after we did and i was telling Rhys about the Pegasisters we found them again with a Fluttershy and a Princess Luna. Funnily enough these were all each a Best Pony of ours.

After that i bought myself a Sonic screwdriver but noticed a Vinyl on the way, so i shouted out "HEY VINYL" He turned around and yelled out "SUP" which made us laugh.

Then i found myself buying a season of Dragon Ball Z for Aimees birthday present next week and i noticed they had all episodes of MLP there and were playing them.

Later we found the weapons and i ended up buying two elven blades for $90

After that Ryan and Nathan waited in line for an hour to play Halo 4 which i could not be bothered with so Me and Rhys walked around for a while. We saw SO MANY ZOMBIES!!! Not to mention Noble 6 who was dating Misty from Pokemon.

Strange i know, as we left (All wearing V for Vendetta masks and Fedoras) we followed a Commissar back to our car before trolling a Mc Donalds in our masks, going through the drivethrough and when asked if we would like to make an order we said "Nah we had Wendys already" then drove past staring at the chashier with our masks on. We also stared at people on the motorway as we drove past, casuing alot of laughs.

How was your day?

<-- MFW i saw the RD Cosplayer.
#2524 to #2523 - marceau (10/22/2012) [-]
Wait wait wait... what the hell.

I need to switch computers... what the bloody hell?

Oh, and His Face When.
#2525 to #2524 - drvvatson (10/22/2012) [-]
What part do you need explaining?
What part do you need explaining?
User avatar #2526 to #2525 - marceau (10/22/2012) [-]
None, it is just... what the hell. I have only been to one convention and that was a first year in Idaho for Furries.
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - drvvatson (10/22/2012) [-]
Armageddon comes around once a year, it is the biggest fans convention in New Zealand. There was about 10,000 people there. EVERY HOUR.
User avatar #2528 to #2527 - marceau (10/22/2012) [-]
We may have had a thousand at max... absolute max.
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - drvvatson (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah there were Furries there, Bronies, Whoovians. Pokefans, Dragonball z fans. ALOT of Anime fans. Play station fans xbox fans nintendo fans. JUST EVERYTHING.
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - marceau (10/22/2012) [-]
We just had furries... for Idaho... in the area founded on mining, farming and religion.
User avatar #2531 to #2530 - drvvatson (10/22/2012) [-]
You need an Armageddon.

SERIOUSLY

I feel home there.
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - marceau (10/22/2012) [-]
I don't like people though... I might rage.

Backstory time.

I explained the basics. Colonist lands on ork world with false pretenses from the empire, ravaged, only ten survived, ends up in love with another species.

That is the part that was not blocked when my mind was segmented, and what was released over time as the segmentation broke down.

It started off like I said for the first year and then peace, that is when the story gets meat. I start to talk to the other crew members. Only forty are left, 20 of which are of the family that taught us how to use the ork weapons with a weak control of the warp. We start figuring out how to farm and once we have our food we are liberated of the task of feeding ourselves and we decide to find out more about the planet. Namely what happened to the orks that were attacking us.

Ariel and myself were the only people who knew how to work with technology. We end up created small weapons to scout outside of our crash site which once we had, we found that the orks had mostly left. There were a few who were either near death or still being made, so they could not fight. We found areas were ships had taken off into space and decided to create a telescope.

That is where we started to bond, we both had a fascination with space and building. She ends up showing that she is of the Earth class and we complete the telescope relitively fast. We look up into the heavens about 4 months into the year and see something that terrifies all of the survivers. A single Tyranid vessel, most likely a forgotten vessel from a past fleet that was trying to consume a world. The orks saw that there was one and feared many and went to destroy it before they would be destroyed.

That is when we notice something, the planet is half dead, that is why the crops failed, that is why the we were able to survive the orks, that is why we were under constant assault and that is why they feared the tyranids. The empire had sent them there to test if it were possible to survive a near dead world and forgotten of them. They wanted to see their threat there and it was small enough that they sent us to try and 'colonize' it. Prisoners, out-casts, and out-laws.

Before you ask, most of the other crew members have companions too, though theirs were from battle.

Ariel decided that we needed to get out of there and proceeded to work on the ships engines. To no avail, she was not skilled in that area, neither was I. No one was. We then went back to farming and waiting for the orks to return, hoping that our crops will be set in enough to survive. It was then we saw something, one of the 'Warp Family' (The one that taught us how to use the ork weapons) had a higher control of the warp. They were able to help the plants grow, which sparked an idea. Ariel taught me what she knew of her people. Ships, weapons, brief summary of the classes and something that she didn't need to know, but she had gained from those she worked with. A full comprehension of the Tau and Human languages, she knew both well enough to teach another of them. She called the only other Tau over to help teach of the Fire Caste, of which I wasn't intrigued but learned nonetheless. He was actually killed on one of the recon patrol when a ship returned to retrieve any of the orks that had ******* . The entire party of five died.

She gave a Warrior's end to the best of her knowledge, which was lackluster to say the least, but all well. She then focused on speaking of one thing. The Greater Good and how the Tau realized that most every living thing has a connection to it. Then she proposed an idea, a machine that would use this power to seed life in a lifeless world. It was crude to say the least, but if it worked, we could create a world where we could live happily to our last days so long as the orks agreed to no longer attack. Which we would try to assure before we used it.

This was about 5 months in and we started to build it. I also worked on the Communications to see if we could have a better view of the battle. I could only get the relay to receive but then I saw that there was something I left, all the data that I had gained and I knew where to get it. I upset Ariel greatly by leaving the project for a month trying to find the exact spot and then found it. All the old music, videos, images, and even works that I had found before. I went to work with Ariel again and she let me help but she was slightly agitated. She no longer had the Eathreals to calm her anymore.

We were now 6 and a half months into the year and we had the schematics drawn. At this time we called everyone that wasn't farming to help after explaining it. They agreed, which included, human, kroot, her as tau, and one being from a minor race which no one knew and they would not say. We worked for 2 months before creating a prototype for the crash site, which worked only slightly. It needed to be working continually fro a month to do any significant work but we were proud of it.

She was proud of it, and it was then I realized that a wall had fallen for me but I could not if it had for her. I realized that I didn't care about species and she was actually appealing to me. I actually backed about for about half a month not saying anything and trying to keep my distance.

It was now 8 months in and she confronted me wondering why I left the work so often to farm. I tried to dodge the question by focusing on why the farms needed attention but she persisted and after nearly an hour I admitted what I felt. She just gasp and walked away, and we didn't speak for a week. I was beginning to break down again and become reclusive when she came up to me and started to talk about how the project was going. She then asked about farming and how everything was going with the water filtration system, which I stumbled my words half expecting to make her walk off again.

After a few minutes she asked if I could help with the project again and with a sigh I said yes. Upon which the kroot came out and started talking about how different species were because he was annoyed by my 'selfishness' as he deemed. After which I just looked him in the eyes and said, 'I know' which caused him to storm off yelling, and I looked back at here. I couldn't tell anything and all she said was, 'fine, we are going to be here for the rest of our lives, which might be short, so fine.'

I was both happy and sad about this because it sounded like she didn't want to. I asked her and she spoke about the castes and how one does not just change, or become another or really be with another. Everything had exceptions but it seemed to far upon which I explained what little history I knew and about inter-racial couples. I then used the phrase, "It could be worse, I could be an ork." Which caused her to laugh and we went back to working on the 'lifegiver' as we began to call it.

We started to act more together over the next month which caused us to be ousted by the rest of the group... especially the kroot. Over the next month they grew used to what we were doing and accepted it, except for the kroot, he was still angry but knew he couldn't do anything.

It is now 10.25 months in and we started to become even more open, and she actually admitted that without the Ethereals, she actually felt emotions that were suppressed before, not love but anger and hatred and since they weren't her mind grew and shrunk slightly. She actually began to learn from me about all of the emotions that humans have so that she would better know her own. That is when she fully realized, she was in love with me as much as I loved her.
User avatar #2533 to #2532 - marceau (10/22/2012) [-]
After about week of teaching we did something, neither of us ever thought we would, we actually kissed. It was odd and strange to say the least, one of us being a past-zenophobe and the other being an alien that was trying to bring an end to that. But we got over it and went back to work, the Kroot finally gave up, somewhat. He still hated it but stopped trying to change it, just voiced his opinion. That is when we were nearing the completion of the lifegiver. I also noticed something With Ariel, she was sad that she could only build so I did something that I couldn't believe she didn't do herself. I refashioned one of the Fire Caste's weapons for her and created a working chainsaw ax for her as a present for all of the hard work on lifegiver.

Once it was done, we had to only wait for the orks who were still in the fight with the Tyranid ship and we looked up too see them returning from a great distance. They would be there in half a year at their current rate. We decided not to worry about and I began to teach Ariel about human history through what I had stored on the ships computer. She was fascinated by our slow but careful technological ascension and our near destruction by war. We ended up on agreeing that we would do something special for our communion at the end of the twelfth month.

We began planning at the beginning of the twelfth month after a month of teaching farming and somewhat happiness. We decided we would use both Fire Class customs and Human customs. We would bond the body and soul. The body through The Ritual of the Ta’lissera and bond our souls through human marriage at the end of the month. She began planning for the Ritual, remembering most of what Fire Caste had said and I was preparing the marriage. In fact, I wasn't actually only preparing for mine, but most of the survivors. Since many of them were dating/engaged, they were all going to get married that day.

That month passed with happiness and bliss then the day came. As we all prepared we heard a large object hit the ground close to our crash site and then give a large roar. We all grabbed our weapons to meet the threat but as soon as we saw it we were terrified. It was the last Tyranid of the ship surrounded by the 100 Warbosses. They let out their 'Waaaauuuggghh' with their leader and then noticed us. Then they charged. We fought valiantly, 11 survived, Ariel was impaled, and my arm was cut off as were many of the survivors limbs.

I went back to her crying, expecting her to be dead as I have said. But she wasn't she was smiling with blood down her face as she looked up to me and frowned. All she could say was, "I guess it wasn't possible." and she coughed up a few drops of blood. I could see she was in pain and I was going to just cut her head off with the ax but it fell to pieces as tears broke my eyes when I rose it. I went to grab hers but it was broken from the warboss claw it had cut and her gun was on her back when she was impaled.

I said I'm sorry as I wallked over and put my one hand around her throat and she she started to gasp as she slowly died. With one gasp she said, "Thank you, it was too much for me and..." She gasped, "And..." she gasped and seemed to begin to cry, "I'm sorry." When she finally died after a few minutes, the other 10 returned limping and bleeding as I was holding and huggin her head crying. They all left for the ship as I slowly got up to follow.

3 of the Warp family survived and the one with a better control was amoung them. After Ariel was buried along with all of the other dead, I asked a hard question of them. With a small 4 pronged object with 2 balls in the middle, one on top and one on bottom, I asked, "Put this in my brain, it used the warp and it will cause me to forget." The looked at me with disgust but agreed in the end. They asked one more time as I laid upon a bed waiting for them to put it in and I still wanted it and so they did. Electricity shot everywhere as it warped slightly to position and I forgot. I became three, Rage, Knowledge and Builder. Only knowledge remembers and that is to a low degree.

After that, the rest is as I have wrote.

But to get it out, it would only require a small overcharge which would cause it to destroy itself, making me myself again which is why I need to know this. Do you accept this and if so, do you accept that I will probably start having side effects from my surrounding now?
#2534 to #2533 - marceau (10/22/2012) [-]
I am sorry but I must sleep for work tomorrow. I should be on early but won't be able to stay long, I do hope you forgive me and may Heavenly Father bless your dreams.
User avatar #2535 to #2534 - drvvatson (10/22/2012) [-]
It is a pretty good story but there are a few problems.

The idea that Tau were with Imperial Guard citizens, the empire is EXTREMELY xenophobic and will shoot any non humans on site. The same goes for the warp users, they would either be trained into becoming psykers or would be shot before being tainted by Chaos.

Also the kroot are only mercenaries, if cut off from the rest of the Tau Empire they will act independently and would probably hunt the human-tau survivors to feed themselves.

Also Ork Warbosses don't come in large numbers, they are territorial and fight one another for dominance. Like alpha wolves. There could maybe be about 3-4 warbosses on an attack rok when invading a wolrd but once conquered they would turn on one annother.

The Tyranids are a good idea, if they are cut off from the hive they will act like animals however and hunt down any other living creatures until they can produce enough biomass to breed enough to get a synapse creature or failing that they will just evolve into creatures to survive on the planet.

Also Tau have NO connection to the warp what so ever.

Lastly how did you end up in the Imperial Guard from there?

Aside from this it is good.
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - marceau (10/22/2012) [-]
I didn't realize I mentioned the guards, I meant the citizens.

Hmm, well there goes that part.

I was using a 'planet defense' model. I guess I was getting a little liberal with the "Every ork of an ork world went to fight.

But that was, somewhat, a reason the orks banded together to fight them. They saw a grave threat, went under a single leader and fought them as best they could before they landed.

Yes, that is why she did not connect with it. You have mentioned the Tau want to learn of it from other races and peoples and that is what I was trying to emulate.

I was captured and they saw that I was useful in fighting orks. It was part of the original.

THat is all.
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - drvvatson (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah EVERY human in the empire is basicly pushed towards xenophobia at gunpoint. Those who go against it are to be executed.

Perhaps and i don't think any threat is enough for 100 Warbosses to work together. I doubt that many have been in the same solar system before. If you want big Orks use Mega Nobz. They are basicly 1 step down from Warbosses.

As far as i can tell the Tau acknowledge the warp but avoid it as they have seen its affect on kroot. Any kroot caught eating warp infected creatures is exterminated.

Ahh that is right.
User avatar #2538 to #2537 - marceau (10/22/2012) [-]
We were sent to an ork planet, isn't that a form of exicution?

Well... crap. I need to read more into orks.

Then why did you have Tamriela say, "Most every creature has a connection to the warp and we want to know more about."... well something along those lines.

I would say for only dabbling in the wiki and putting this together and you not throwing up every argument in the book, I did an alright job.
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - drvvatson (10/22/2012) [-]
Yes but why waste a ship to kill Tau when a bullet works just fine. They normally go for the plain and simple.

Basicly Orks are stupid aggressive bastards who care only for fighting. If they can't fight anyone they will fight eachother... alot.

They want to know why they have no connection but they understand and are cautious of the dangers.

You did a bloody brilliant job mate.
#2540 to #2539 - marceau (10/22/2012) [-]
Okay, I can't explain that one then without ******** . The ship was being scuttled, they wanted to see if imperial citizens would uphold their duty even if they are traitors, and they wanted to see how well they would fair on an ork planet.

Hmm... I realized that but I do not think I incorporated it well.

Okay again, I lost. Perhaps the 'lifegiver' could be used for the Greater Good then?

Yes, success.
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - drvvatson (10/22/2012) [-]
You overestimated an orks brainpower.

Perhaps.
User avatar #2542 to #2541 - marceau (10/22/2012) [-]
Well, for all of the points you brought up, I lost three. Sweet.
User avatar #2543 to #2542 - drvvatson (10/22/2012) [-]
We can fix them for you.
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