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#182 - I live east of you, the ****** little town of Lloyd.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on Oh Canada +2
User avatar #299 - swordstuff (01/03/2013) [-]
My middle name is Lloyd....
#316 - Exactly, mullets look good. 12/25/2012 on long hair +1
#254 - So girls think "no" huh?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2012 on long hair +3
#401 - tripfly has deleted their comment.
User avatar #402 - mantaur (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh yum.
#270 - hypex (12/25/2012) [-]
nah dude... everyone thinks "no"
#249 - What do girls think about mullets? and I don't mean joe dirt m…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/25/2012 on long hair +1
User avatar #279 - TheReptar (12/25/2012) [-]
It's weird everyone says no, but I have a mullet and everyone likes or most people do. I think everyone thinks of original mullet when people say they have a mullet, but it's not a traditional mullet.
User avatar #316 - mantaur (12/25/2012) [-]
Exactly, mullets look good.
#271 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/25/2012) [-]
Eugh.

Just no.
#253 - Riot (12/25/2012) [-]
no
#254 - mantaur (12/25/2012) [-]
So girls think "no" huh?
#401 - tripfly has deleted their comment.
User avatar #402 - mantaur (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh yum.
#270 - hypex (12/25/2012) [-]
nah dude... everyone thinks "no"
#12 - ******* MUSIC SYNCED UP.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2012 on Pain & Gain +9
#15 - BabyPainter (12/14/2012) [-]
oh god now I cant stop....
#73 - ATM machine. 11/18/2012 on 10% +4
#44 - inw suewxtuib I am not a clever man.... 10/20/2012 on The title is the description 0
#44 - I don't mind natives, hard working, self supporting ones. …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Canadian graffiti +2
#46 - misticalz (10/12/2012) [-]
Feel sorry for you dude.
The most annoying things that Natives do in my opinion.
Show up for fucking school. They don't even learn shit. They just talk with their friends, disrupt my learning. I just want them to all fucking migrate to the north forever and stay there with no government help whatsoever.

Oh, and I saved up for 3 years straight, just to buy myself and iPod touch (I was 12)
Half a year later, my older brothers friends come over (All native)
Next morning. MY FUCKING IPOD IS GONE. My family didn't do fuck all about it either!

User avatar #49 - misticalz (10/12/2012) [-]
Oh and the only 16 year olds at my highschool who have kids... are Native.

What a quinky-Dink!
#52 - misticalz has deleted their comment.
#42 - In Alberta/Saskatchewan (border city **** yeah) A… 10/12/2012 on Canadian graffiti +1
#41 - The ******* Ghetto of Canada ..No …  [+] (11 new replies) 10/12/2012 on Canadian graffiti +2
User avatar #43 - misticalz (10/12/2012) [-]
It's come to a point, that I just hate every single Native I see.
Because they're either a pothead, a thug, or a complete fucking retard.
User avatar #57 - lloydminster (10/12/2012) [-]
C'mon man, I'm Native. :(
User avatar #74 - misticalz (10/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry.

But I've actually had enough. I didn't mean to offend you.
#45 - mrbip (10/12/2012) [-]
I support this message.

But wait, native or immigrant? Who is to hate.
User avatar #48 - misticalz (10/12/2012) [-]
Native/Aboriginal/Cree/Ojibwe.

I fucking hate them.

#51 - mrbip (10/12/2012) [-]
Here's a thumb, they're almost all fucking crackheads or alcoolics.
User avatar #53 - misticalz (10/12/2012) [-]
I go to a highschool that is probably 70% Native. I deal with these stupid pricks everyday.

"Hey, you got a lighter kid?"
"Hey, you got $10 kid?"
*I'M SO BORED MR._____ CAN I GO GET A DRINK OF WATER"
Teacher: Sure.
Native girl: Leaves for 10 minutes to talk to her friend.



Holy fuck. I'm sorry if I'm being Ultra racist but I don't even give a fuck. They're all so FUCKING DUMB.
#44 - mantaur (10/12/2012) [-]
I don't mind natives, hard working, self supporting ones.

Not the fucking babies who live on reserves, take Half the profit the government makes a year (in which, if they didn't, Canada would be the most powerful country in the world, in a sense, Indians essentially fucked over Canada.) cry when one gets prosecuted and calls it a hate crime, doesn't have a single sense of responsibility, and can't even function properly in normal society without starting a fight.

Even here in Alberta/Sask I have to fucking deal with that, hell just last week some kid got their hands cut off and thrown on the street for being white by the Alberta Warriors(Indian "Equalists") yet we can't call that a racial crime,

I used to have a good native friend, I smoked pot with him, stayed at his at times of trouble, always trusted him, until I found out he stole my Blackberry playbook, beats headphones, 600$ from my parents, my mom's Gold necklace she got from my grandfather on his FUCKING DEATHBED(Worst part, he knew the story behind it too) and almost every weekend I spent about 80 bucks on weed on him, and I still considered him a friend up until we were at a youth church thing (where I met him, of all places, too.) And he for no reason was talking shit about my best friend, I punched him in the temple and gave him a concussion (pretty heavyset kid, I just put my weight into things) and found in his pockets my mom's gold chain, my phone that I bought last week, which I thought I forgot at his house before we came to the youth thing, and MY wallet.

Yet I'm still the one being charged with Assault and hate crime.

I just poured you out all my fucking anger to you, thank you.

I guess this pictures sums up Canada pretty much though.
#46 - misticalz (10/12/2012) [-]
Feel sorry for you dude.
The most annoying things that Natives do in my opinion.
Show up for fucking school. They don't even learn shit. They just talk with their friends, disrupt my learning. I just want them to all fucking migrate to the north forever and stay there with no government help whatsoever.

Oh, and I saved up for 3 years straight, just to buy myself and iPod touch (I was 12)
Half a year later, my older brothers friends come over (All native)
Next morning. MY FUCKING IPOD IS GONE. My family didn't do fuck all about it either!

User avatar #49 - misticalz (10/12/2012) [-]
Oh and the only 16 year olds at my highschool who have kids... are Native.

What a quinky-Dink!
#52 - misticalz has deleted their comment.
#100 - I'm like the only one from western Sask..... Represen… 10/11/2012 on Harvest -1
#1029 - 6TH level, ELO 900-1200  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Hell +4
#1030 - fivebecomesfour has deleted their comment.
#251 - Don't be daft, Hide your shaft 10/09/2012 on As seen in the comment section 0
#69 - Where's the Dudesons when you need them? 09/25/2012 on Title -1
#33 - *MAGIC 09/24/2012 on FJ Logic 0
#31 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2012 on FJ Logic +1
User avatar #33 - mantaur (09/24/2012) [-]
*MAGIC
#32 - cactusupthebutt (09/24/2012) [-]
Nah...I had no idea...
#11 - lilly, I enjoyed her ladyness. 09/07/2012 on Tough choice +1
#129 - I guess you could say the rocks were......smashing YE… 09/03/2012 on The Nigel Thornberry of the... +11
#355 - **mantaur rolls 435**  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2012 on none 0
#359 - kotak (09/02/2012) [-]
**kotak rolls 592** Let me try friend.
#360 - kotak (09/02/2012) [-]
First 3 digits to my number I consider that a win :P
#47 - Damn. 08/28/2012 on Post Modern +1
#105 - yes. 07/11/2012 on true story +1
#12 - Sorry, pic didn't load fast enough. 07/11/2012 on Funny Sign Comp 0
#11 - Unless?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on Funny Sign Comp 0
User avatar #12 - mantaur (07/11/2012) [-]
Sorry, pic didn't load fast enough.
#9 - Don't worry about it, I'll meet someone else.and if not, I'll … 07/11/2012 on Funny Sign Comp +3
#2 - Comment deleted 07/11/2012 on Bitches don't know comp 0

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#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/19/2013) [-]
Wow. Make the world a better place and ******* kill yourself
User avatar #10 to #9 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
Be a man and leave that comment on an account, you piece of **** .
#3 - uGoTpWnD (11/03/2011) [-]
Hello, it's just your friendly neighbourhood spiderman. Dropping bye to See how you are doing EH!
User avatar #4 to #3 - mantaur (11/03/2011) [-]
Get off my lawn. JK
#5 to #4 - mantaur (11/03/2011) [-]
Seriously.
Seriously.
#6 to #5 - uGoTpWnD (11/03/2011) [-]
I don't know what that's from, But I Enjoyed it. I enjoyed it more than what is deemed socially acceptable.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mantaur (11/03/2011) [-]
Like masturbating on an airplane?
#8 to #7 - uGoTpWnD (11/03/2011) [-]
Yes I'm pretty sure that's illegal. But then again I'm Spiderman!!!
#1 - smashingblumpkins (09/09/2011) [-]
damn, missed the other selena gomez bubble :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - mantaur (09/09/2011) [-]
FINE FINE i'll put it up.
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