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#278 - SCARED CATS THREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD DUMPIN'  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2013 on i dont even +8
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#566 - I posted more in a reply to the top comment. 03/22/2013 on Spiderman thread tiem? 0
#228 - I LOOKED AT ALL THE VIDEOS, PICTURES, ARTICLES, WHATEVER, FOUN… 03/22/2013 on A bit of good karma +1
#228 - Picture 03/22/2013 on Spiderman thread tiem? 0
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#225 - DUMPIN'  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Spiderman thread tiem? 0
User avatar #242 - davvi (03/22/2013) [-]
>dumping
>post two pictures and stop
>wat
User avatar #566 - mantaur (03/22/2013) [-]
I posted more in a reply to the top comment.
#219 - >connections to 4chan I found it myself, I don't n… 03/22/2013 on A bit of good karma +5
#167 - Yeah, I didn't know why I was being thumbed down, probably a g… 03/22/2013 on A bit of good karma +2
#132 - **** her up with spam. It is, without a…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2013 on A bit of good karma +14
#237 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
That is not me! Please stop being so mean. I don't know who started this whole thing, but I'm married with childrend and this is so hurtful
#214 - Bakerlalalalala has deleted their comment.
User avatar #219 - mantaur (03/22/2013) [-]
>connections to 4chan

I found it myself, I don't need 4chan for such easy bullshit.
User avatar #160 - rshowat (03/22/2013) [-]
he IS right... >_> Just saying. Props for finding her..
User avatar #226 - mondominiman (03/22/2013) [-]
Actually just find the video on youtube there was a guy in the comments saying her name.
User avatar #167 - mantaur (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I didn't know why I was being thumbed down, probably a good reason though.
#169 - Picture 03/19/2013 on Good guy world 0
#326 - I never meant EVERYWHERE on earth, I meant that no matter wher… 03/19/2013 on Natives 0
#322 - The deal was made so Europeans could settle the land without a… 03/19/2013 on Natives 0
#319 - Again, only talking about Canadian Indians. And we would know …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Natives 0
User avatar #349 - Conquistador (03/21/2013) [-]
Lol, for all they could know, they would be ingesting poisonous plants. The English thought tomatoes were poisonous, even though the Spaniards were eating them. Yeah, you went to "discover" new trade routes, but this would probably happen to Asians too if our continent wasn't in the way. And it wasn't just the Native people of the Americas that suffered at the hands of Europeans, you imperialistic gringos colonized Africa, Asia, Oceania, and most parts of the world. You have a knack for invading, killing, and taking what isn't yours.

Most of them have to be poor because they don't have a choice. Many reservations don't get as much money as you claim. I bet Europeans would be in a depressive state if another people invaded, raped their women, destroyed their culture, and forced them to live through their ways of life. Also, it seems even Native blood is disappearing because of intermarriages. So that's pretty shitty in their shoes.

I would understand because I live next door. Natives live on reservations here too you know.
#317 - You are saying that because of what choices were made at said …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Natives 0
User avatar #325 - fourskins (03/19/2013) [-]
No, I'm not. I'm stating a fact. My English teacher loves telling us stories about her childhood. About how she got to go home on a bus just about every day. She never once said that she had been disciplined for speaking English. Saying it happened everywhere on earth is just plain ignorance on your half.
The black people on the other hand, are on a completely different level. They where sentenced to slavery for decades. I believe they had it worse, and are still facing difficulties by the white man.
You're the one refusing to acknowledge reality. Here I am, giving you statements and facts. Then there's you, with nothing to back up your argument other than your beliefs.
User avatar #326 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
I never meant EVERYWHERE on earth, I meant that no matter where you are, there will always be problems surrounding mistreating others.

They were disciplined for speaking native because it was an IMMERSION school, student's are punished for speaking English in french immersion schools, not so severely because it is not socially acceptable to hit a child for misbehaving anymore, but they are still punished.
#305 - It's a joke where I live, because they found a stolen vehicle …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Natives +1
#316 - Bobtheblob (03/19/2013) [-]
Maybe he just really liked to make things smell fresh.
#304 - Residential schools were some 75 years ago, if they haven't le…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Natives 0
User avatar #310 - fourskins (03/19/2013) [-]
... Funny you should say that, because I was told that the last residential school had been closed down in 1996. You learn all about this topic in Social 20.
Also, my own grandfather (And many other elders) told me stories about how he first started attending a residential school with his brother when he was 5. How he almost never got to visit his parents, how he had been molested and abused for speaking our native language. I don't see how any of it is our fault when they had not been shown much love or compassion growing up.
You're wrong on that too, white people have taken more things from us, than we have from them.
User avatar #317 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
You are saying that because of what choices were made at said schools, which was common in every single place on earth, that Natives should be reimbursed for the torture their ancestors went through, that's like saying pay the black people of America because of the way the world used to be.

Natives, from my standing, have just been trying to suck every last bit of titty-money from the government for the last 150 years, I'm sorry, but if you can't understand that, you're simply refusing to acknowledge reality in favor of what you'd rather believe.
User avatar #325 - fourskins (03/19/2013) [-]
No, I'm not. I'm stating a fact. My English teacher loves telling us stories about her childhood. About how she got to go home on a bus just about every day. She never once said that she had been disciplined for speaking English. Saying it happened everywhere on earth is just plain ignorance on your half.
The black people on the other hand, are on a completely different level. They where sentenced to slavery for decades. I believe they had it worse, and are still facing difficulties by the white man.
You're the one refusing to acknowledge reality. Here I am, giving you statements and facts. Then there's you, with nothing to back up your argument other than your beliefs.
User avatar #326 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
I never meant EVERYWHERE on earth, I meant that no matter where you are, there will always be problems surrounding mistreating others.

They were disciplined for speaking native because it was an IMMERSION school, student's are punished for speaking English in french immersion schools, not so severely because it is not socially acceptable to hit a child for misbehaving anymore, but they are still punished.
#303 - >live in crap conditions They CHOOSE to treat the …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Natives 0
User avatar #311 - Conquistador (03/19/2013) [-]
Lulz, sources say otherwise. They don't get as much money as you think. Sources say otherwise.
http://www.socialjustice.org/index.php?page=aboriginal-issues

And socially, they are treated bad. Mainly because of people like you. By the way, Indians are from India. Not Natives.

Lol, take advantage? China already does that. And I don't even live in canada. And they're sophisticated because they are capable of sustaining themselves and developing a culture isolated from the rest of the world. They're unique, and many Native peoples have accomplished amazing feats. My people obviously built pyramids that rivaled the Egyptians. Hell, without the Natives, you nigs probably wouldn't even know what a tomato or potato is. Hell, not even chocolate would be available.
User avatar #319 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
Again, only talking about Canadian Indians. And we would know what a potato and tomato was, because we didn't sail to the new world to say "hey, THE FUCK IS THIS THING GROWING ON A TREE OH GOD INDIANS HALP PLS" We went to discover new trade routes, and just so happen to come across the new world. We would of taken the potato, and studied it, like the advanced society the European world was.

Lulz, source says otherwise
media.knet.ca/node/2569

The reason they are poor is because they choose to be, yes, they CHOOSE to be.
They piss-away every last bit of money on menial things like drugs, alcohol, and casinos. On payday SWARMS of natives go into town and collect there cheque, and if you go to a bar on said night, 90% of the patrons are native. I've seen kids waiting outside of bars for their parents.

Natives sicken me, and need to grow the fuck up. Now shut your fucking mouth because if you did live here, you would understand how bad it is.
User avatar #349 - Conquistador (03/21/2013) [-]
Lol, for all they could know, they would be ingesting poisonous plants. The English thought tomatoes were poisonous, even though the Spaniards were eating them. Yeah, you went to "discover" new trade routes, but this would probably happen to Asians too if our continent wasn't in the way. And it wasn't just the Native people of the Americas that suffered at the hands of Europeans, you imperialistic gringos colonized Africa, Asia, Oceania, and most parts of the world. You have a knack for invading, killing, and taking what isn't yours.

Most of them have to be poor because they don't have a choice. Many reservations don't get as much money as you claim. I bet Europeans would be in a depressive state if another people invaded, raped their women, destroyed their culture, and forced them to live through their ways of life. Also, it seems even Native blood is disappearing because of intermarriages. So that's pretty shitty in their shoes.

I would understand because I live next door. Natives live on reservations here too you know.
#297 - Inorite. 03/19/2013 on Natives 0
#296 - Please explain to me how natives were more sophisticated than …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Natives -1
User avatar #299 - Conquistador (03/19/2013) [-]
I never said they were "more" sophisticated, learn to read.

And any country where Africans are the majority always end up third world. Lol, that figures. And Natives in canada are in a depressive shit because canucks treat them like shit and have them live in crap conditions with less opportunities.

Lol, served? You sound like a 12 year old nigger.
#303 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
>live in crap conditions

They CHOOSE to treat the reserve in such a way, even though the government gives them all the stuff they need (and then some) to live decent lives.

>less opportunities

It's (basically) a law that Indians have to be hired at jobs and given a proper education (no joke, say you are native and want to pursue careers in life, you get like a fucking full scholarship)

>Canucks treat them like shit

Take advantage of us, get ready to get fucked in the ass.

(he still can't explain how natives were "sophisticated" in any way, because they weren't)
User avatar #311 - Conquistador (03/19/2013) [-]
Lulz, sources say otherwise. They don't get as much money as you think. Sources say otherwise.
http://www.socialjustice.org/index.php?page=aboriginal-issues

And socially, they are treated bad. Mainly because of people like you. By the way, Indians are from India. Not Natives.

Lol, take advantage? China already does that. And I don't even live in canada. And they're sophisticated because they are capable of sustaining themselves and developing a culture isolated from the rest of the world. They're unique, and many Native peoples have accomplished amazing feats. My people obviously built pyramids that rivaled the Egyptians. Hell, without the Natives, you nigs probably wouldn't even know what a tomato or potato is. Hell, not even chocolate would be available.
User avatar #319 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
Again, only talking about Canadian Indians. And we would know what a potato and tomato was, because we didn't sail to the new world to say "hey, THE FUCK IS THIS THING GROWING ON A TREE OH GOD INDIANS HALP PLS" We went to discover new trade routes, and just so happen to come across the new world. We would of taken the potato, and studied it, like the advanced society the European world was.

Lulz, source says otherwise
media.knet.ca/node/2569

The reason they are poor is because they choose to be, yes, they CHOOSE to be.
They piss-away every last bit of money on menial things like drugs, alcohol, and casinos. On payday SWARMS of natives go into town and collect there cheque, and if you go to a bar on said night, 90% of the patrons are native. I've seen kids waiting outside of bars for their parents.

Natives sicken me, and need to grow the fuck up. Now shut your fucking mouth because if you did live here, you would understand how bad it is.
User avatar #349 - Conquistador (03/21/2013) [-]
Lol, for all they could know, they would be ingesting poisonous plants. The English thought tomatoes were poisonous, even though the Spaniards were eating them. Yeah, you went to "discover" new trade routes, but this would probably happen to Asians too if our continent wasn't in the way. And it wasn't just the Native people of the Americas that suffered at the hands of Europeans, you imperialistic gringos colonized Africa, Asia, Oceania, and most parts of the world. You have a knack for invading, killing, and taking what isn't yours.

Most of them have to be poor because they don't have a choice. Many reservations don't get as much money as you claim. I bet Europeans would be in a depressive state if another people invaded, raped their women, destroyed their culture, and forced them to live through their ways of life. Also, it seems even Native blood is disappearing because of intermarriages. So that's pretty shitty in their shoes.

I would understand because I live next door. Natives live on reservations here too you know.
#294 - In what way could you have gotten that from what I said?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Natives 0
User avatar #302 - fourskins (03/19/2013) [-]
"THE FUCKING INDIANS THAT LIVE ON SAID RESERVE."
>Indians that live on said reserve.
>Live on said reserve.
By those words and your comments on this whole thread, it seems like your insinuating that only people who live on "reserves" don't know how to raise and take care of children... I think you might be the person that is Dense here.
User avatar #304 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
Residential schools were some 75 years ago, if they haven't learned from everyone else to take care of children, that's their own damn fault.

they're able to take everything else from us anyways.
User avatar #310 - fourskins (03/19/2013) [-]
... Funny you should say that, because I was told that the last residential school had been closed down in 1996. You learn all about this topic in Social 20.
Also, my own grandfather (And many other elders) told me stories about how he first started attending a residential school with his brother when he was 5. How he almost never got to visit his parents, how he had been molested and abused for speaking our native language. I don't see how any of it is our fault when they had not been shown much love or compassion growing up.
You're wrong on that too, white people have taken more things from us, than we have from them.
User avatar #317 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
You are saying that because of what choices were made at said schools, which was common in every single place on earth, that Natives should be reimbursed for the torture their ancestors went through, that's like saying pay the black people of America because of the way the world used to be.

Natives, from my standing, have just been trying to suck every last bit of titty-money from the government for the last 150 years, I'm sorry, but if you can't understand that, you're simply refusing to acknowledge reality in favor of what you'd rather believe.
User avatar #325 - fourskins (03/19/2013) [-]
No, I'm not. I'm stating a fact. My English teacher loves telling us stories about her childhood. About how she got to go home on a bus just about every day. She never once said that she had been disciplined for speaking English. Saying it happened everywhere on earth is just plain ignorance on your half.
The black people on the other hand, are on a completely different level. They where sentenced to slavery for decades. I believe they had it worse, and are still facing difficulties by the white man.
You're the one refusing to acknowledge reality. Here I am, giving you statements and facts. Then there's you, with nothing to back up your argument other than your beliefs.
User avatar #326 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
I never meant EVERYWHERE on earth, I meant that no matter where you are, there will always be problems surrounding mistreating others.

They were disciplined for speaking native because it was an IMMERSION school, student's are punished for speaking English in french immersion schools, not so severely because it is not socially acceptable to hit a child for misbehaving anymore, but they are still punished.
#293 - I'm having the best of time ******* with these du… 03/19/2013 on Natives 0
#290 - Please. just stop talking, you are quite literally the DUMBEST…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Natives -1
User avatar #295 - Conquistador (03/19/2013) [-]
Lol, maple nigger running out of things to say. Typical. I can smell frustration.

That may be true, but different groups of humans separated and evolved differently. Look at Africans. One of the most aggressive people with an average IQ of 80. Indicates least evolved. Asians have a accomplished a lot, and their cousins, the Native Americans were quite sophisticated themselves. Don't bother trying to argue biology, because my knowledge of it probably far surpasses yours.
#296 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
Please explain to me how natives were more sophisticated than Europeans, please, enlighten me.

African's have on average a lower IQ because the majority of Africa is in a 3rd world state, Natives are dumb because they have been sucking off the government's TIT for the last 150 years, and have no work ethic, ambition, or moral standings.

GET FUCKING SERVED BITCH.
User avatar #299 - Conquistador (03/19/2013) [-]
I never said they were "more" sophisticated, learn to read.

And any country where Africans are the majority always end up third world. Lol, that figures. And Natives in canada are in a depressive shit because canucks treat them like shit and have them live in crap conditions with less opportunities.

Lol, served? You sound like a 12 year old nigger.
#303 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
>live in crap conditions

They CHOOSE to treat the reserve in such a way, even though the government gives them all the stuff they need (and then some) to live decent lives.

>less opportunities

It's (basically) a law that Indians have to be hired at jobs and given a proper education (no joke, say you are native and want to pursue careers in life, you get like a fucking full scholarship)

>Canucks treat them like shit

Take advantage of us, get ready to get fucked in the ass.

(he still can't explain how natives were "sophisticated" in any way, because they weren't)
User avatar #311 - Conquistador (03/19/2013) [-]
Lulz, sources say otherwise. They don't get as much money as you think. Sources say otherwise.
http://www.socialjustice.org/index.php?page=aboriginal-issues

And socially, they are treated bad. Mainly because of people like you. By the way, Indians are from India. Not Natives.

Lol, take advantage? China already does that. And I don't even live in canada. And they're sophisticated because they are capable of sustaining themselves and developing a culture isolated from the rest of the world. They're unique, and many Native peoples have accomplished amazing feats. My people obviously built pyramids that rivaled the Egyptians. Hell, without the Natives, you nigs probably wouldn't even know what a tomato or potato is. Hell, not even chocolate would be available.
User avatar #319 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
Again, only talking about Canadian Indians. And we would know what a potato and tomato was, because we didn't sail to the new world to say "hey, THE FUCK IS THIS THING GROWING ON A TREE OH GOD INDIANS HALP PLS" We went to discover new trade routes, and just so happen to come across the new world. We would of taken the potato, and studied it, like the advanced society the European world was.

Lulz, source says otherwise
media.knet.ca/node/2569

The reason they are poor is because they choose to be, yes, they CHOOSE to be.
They piss-away every last bit of money on menial things like drugs, alcohol, and casinos. On payday SWARMS of natives go into town and collect there cheque, and if you go to a bar on said night, 90% of the patrons are native. I've seen kids waiting outside of bars for their parents.

Natives sicken me, and need to grow the fuck up. Now shut your fucking mouth because if you did live here, you would understand how bad it is.
User avatar #349 - Conquistador (03/21/2013) [-]
Lol, for all they could know, they would be ingesting poisonous plants. The English thought tomatoes were poisonous, even though the Spaniards were eating them. Yeah, you went to "discover" new trade routes, but this would probably happen to Asians too if our continent wasn't in the way. And it wasn't just the Native people of the Americas that suffered at the hands of Europeans, you imperialistic gringos colonized Africa, Asia, Oceania, and most parts of the world. You have a knack for invading, killing, and taking what isn't yours.

Most of them have to be poor because they don't have a choice. Many reservations don't get as much money as you claim. I bet Europeans would be in a depressive state if another people invaded, raped their women, destroyed their culture, and forced them to live through their ways of life. Also, it seems even Native blood is disappearing because of intermarriages. So that's pretty shitty in their shoes.

I would understand because I live next door. Natives live on reservations here too you know.
#10 - Be a man and leave that comment on an account, you piece of … 03/19/2013 on mantaur's profile 0
#289 - you were literally 3000+ years behind The only reason… 03/19/2013 on Natives -1

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#9 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
Wow. Make the world a better place and ******* kill yourself
User avatar #10 to #9 - mantaur (03/19/2013) [-]
Be a man and leave that comment on an account, you piece of **** .
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Hello, it's just your friendly neighbourhood spiderman. Dropping bye to See how you are doing EH!
User avatar #4 to #3 - mantaur (11/03/2011) [-]
Get off my lawn. JK
#5 to #4 - mantaur (11/03/2011) [-]
Seriously.
Seriously.
#6 to #5 - uGoTpWnD (11/03/2011) [-]
I don't know what that's from, But I Enjoyed it. I enjoyed it more than what is deemed socially acceptable.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mantaur (11/03/2011) [-]
Like masturbating on an airplane?
#8 to #7 - uGoTpWnD (11/03/2011) [-]
Yes I'm pretty sure that's illegal. But then again I'm Spiderman!!!
#1 - smashingblumpkins (09/09/2011) [-]
damn, missed the other selena gomez bubble :(
User avatar #2 to #1 - mantaur (09/09/2011) [-]
FINE FINE i'll put it up.
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