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manollette

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Steam Profile: MANollette
Consoles Owned: PC, XBox One, XBox 360
X-box Gamertag: TG Sun Tzu
Date Signed Up:2/11/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Renton
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#81 - Ever have a lawyer appointed to you? Dude they hande… 07/12/2015 on There is free Healthcare in... +1
#9 - Why does she have a sticky note for a face 07/11/2015 on Just a sip 0
#5 - MAYBE EVERYONE HERE SHOULD STOP BEING SO CONCERNED WITH MY MEDICATION. 07/07/2015 on Everyone Here 0
#8 - If I had a dollar for every pixel in that video I'd h… 07/07/2015 on son +8
#24 - Tell that to every employer ever.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2015 on Kids Making Sense +4
#36 - anon (07/07/2015) [-]
FUCK YOUR EMPLOYER
HE
DOES
NOT
CARE
FOR
YOU
WHY CARE FOR HIM

motha fuckers pretend to pay me ill pretend to work, they want local gdp to rise by sending jobs and cash to the country closest to china so THEY DONT DEFECT TO ACCEPTING CHINAS BAILOUTS,fuck wm let it rot at home,

fuck its already rotted through detroit nasty california drought and homeless, ny you have a island city the bronx aka poverty island, buts it all ok its not you, yet

you getting rammed in the ass everyday andyou say thankya massa you a disgraceful thinking person man
#16 - Aaaaaaaaand he's dino food. 07/06/2015 on The stray dog +7
#9 - For those of you looking to advance in the workplace, most of … 07/06/2015 on 15 life hacks 0
#20 - Picture 07/06/2015 on 40K Freedom 0
#4 - It saddens me greatly that this was stated in the present tens… 07/05/2015 on I Hated This Woman +7
#19 - Sounds like *someone's* angry that they don't have any real ac…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2015 on White pride +96
#20 - schnizel (07/05/2015) [-]
I do, I made several dank memes.
#35 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
No wonder you need white pride.
#36 - schnizel (07/05/2015) [-]
Why should I not be proud of the master race?
#70 - zaphodcoolfrood (07/05/2015) [-]
It won't stay that way if people like you keep getting born into it.
#177 - falloutsurvivor (07/06/2015) [-]
wait
how the fuck does having pride in humanity bring it down?
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#176 - schnizel (07/06/2015) [-]
People like me are what make it great.
#12 - Was going to say something, but this pretty much sums it up. 07/05/2015 on White pride +4
#8 - That's a funny way to pronounce 'God help you' 07/05/2015 on Baby Factory -1
#16 - I thought the same...but not about the dinosaurs. … 07/05/2015 on of course +4
#108 - My problem is that this is basically the equivalent of me inco…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2015 on Go gramps 0
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#113 - YllekNayr (07/06/2015) [-]
>>#112
#7 - I'm all for gay marriage, but I swear most of them are just li…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Go gramps +69
#94 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
sry but as long as being lesbian isn't the norm (which will never happen) it's kinda okay to point it out at least to me
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#101 - strobler (07/05/2015) [-]
Really doesn't look like just a normal case of pointing out. More like: "wow my grandpa is cool but listen, listen! i'm a lesbian." The story is probably made up for this reason.
#62 - jalauren (07/04/2015) [-]
Lesbians are all vegans because they don't like meat.
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#36 - YllekNayr (07/04/2015) [-]
what the fuck is your problem?

>>#18

You act like them MENTIONING it is like flaunting it.
What, you can be gay but you can't talk about it with shit heads like you getting mad about it?
#108 - manollette (07/05/2015) [-]
My problem is that this is basically the equivalent of me incorporating my being straight in every conversation I have, regardless of the topic. Do I do that? Does ANYBODY do that? No. Because A) it doesn't make fucking sense, and B) it's rude to make every conversation about you.
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#113 - YllekNayr (07/06/2015) [-]
>>#112
#63 - aximil (07/04/2015) [-]
No, but in this case it's flaunting it. There is literally no need to mention they were lesbian a SECOND time. That's the issue. Not that they mentioned it.

"he made my wife and i (i'm a woman) a banner" That right there makes sense because it's leading up to this. "when i was pregnant" BAM! That first one explains this, otherwise we'd be confused as shit. But then "my son has two moms" after we've already established that they're a lesbian couple has literally no relevance to anything that was said. It would have been exactly the same as if it started at "there was a "special guy in your life" day at his school" and we would have known exactly why because as I said earlier, the very first sentence established that this is a lesbian couple which wouldn't have a male parent to bring to the Father's Day thing.
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#112 - YllekNayr (07/06/2015) [-]
She reiterated it because it was relevant to the story.
There is literally nothing wrong with reminding your readers of something that has been previously established, if it becomes relevant again and you want to make sure they understand the context that requires them to have that knowledge.
Honestly, you act like there's some quota that they're allowed to mention it. Nobody would give a flying fuck if this was a post where some guy used the phrase "my girlfriend" 4 times.
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#114 - aximil (07/06/2015) [-]
Unless the reader of that post has the attention span of a half-dead gerbil, there is no reason at all to remind the reader of that.
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#115 - YllekNayr (07/06/2015) [-]
Redundant or not, there's absolutely no reason to get so buttmad over it. It's not going out of her way to flaunt it, because it's relevant to the story. If you all got equally mad over all redundancies, you'd have a point, but I'm pretty sure you don't.
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#116 - aximil (07/06/2015) [-]
Say it a second time is not relevant to the story. It was already established. Everyone that read it already knew that fact.
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#117 - YllekNayr (07/06/2015) [-]
It is relevant to that bullet.
It may be redundant, but it IS relevant.
#15 - gameofpwned (07/04/2015) [-]
It's pretty relevant in this instance.

She mentions she has a wife, and then says that she was pregnant, so it makes sense to clarify that she's a lesbian.

She talks about the grandpa going to her son's school for Fathers Day event instead of a father... so it makes sense to clarify that she's a lesbian.
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#12 - hargleblarg (07/04/2015) [-]
The stereotype is that old people are almost universally homophobic, so it's kind of understandable why it's mentioned.

I mean shit if you heard half the things my grandfather says (although granted he tries to make everything funny.

Example:
Him: "I just don't get science"
Me: "Well it's all about learning new ways to advance as a species"
Him: "But why?"
Me: "Because we want to explore the stars and colonise other planets"
Him: "But what about things like the big collision thing in Switzerland?"
Me: "You mean the Hadron Collider?"
Him: "Yes! I just don't get it, what's it for?!"
Me: "It's to figure out how the universe strated"
Him: "But WHY?"
Me: "To find out about particles we don't know much about"
Him: "BUT WILL IT STOP THE BLOODY IMMIGRANTS?!"
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#102 - strobler (07/05/2015) [-]
But clearly this one is just fake and gay
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#110 - hargleblarg (07/05/2015) [-]
Nope, my grandad is just painfully sarcastic all the time. I visit every Thursday and this is the kind of thing that goes on (that and me fixing whatever problem he's having on his simulator games).

Unfortunately I don't carry a video camera with me everywhere I go so I can't prove this happened, but I swear on my life it did and I was nearly crying with laughter.
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#279 - For those that care, I spent the last week playing it and once… 06/22/2015 on Fallout App game 0
#180 - I know. Hence the "K." Mildly entertaining watching … 06/21/2015 on I just tweeted this to... -1
#21 - Always glad for more 40k content (you should totally toss it i… 06/21/2015 on Herecy! 0
#8 - As much as I would love to play it co-op like that, the last t… 06/21/2015 on No Multiplayer 0
#37 - If they don't break him and rebuild him they didn't do their job. 06/21/2015 on Farewell +1

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#8 - syrianassassin (03/04/2015) [-]
tfw no custodes
#9 to #8 - manollette (03/05/2015) [-]
God I wish they'd get more horus heresy stuff out (at a better price)...I'd play the hell out of a custodes detachment.
User avatar #10 to #9 - syrianassassin (03/05/2015) [-]
40K video games is enough for me
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#2 - firstresponder (08/20/2013) [-]
you. i like you.




i laughed pretty hard. you have won the internet
#3 to #2 - manollette (08/20/2013) [-]
FJ's given me plenty of laughs. Glad to give a few in return.
#5 to #4 - manollette (08/20/2013) [-]
All of a sudden I really want to start a religion...
User avatar #6 to #5 - firstresponder (08/20/2013) [-]
You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join manolette in the sun.
User avatar #1 - superstephtime (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah you can thank me for sticking your post........
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