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X-box Gamertag: an ole swamp
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Date Signed Up:10/21/2011
Location:NC
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#16 - Comment deleted 08/04/2013 on Micropenis 0
#161 - I've been to a few countries outside of the U.S (I'm American … 07/15/2013 on Some stuff 0
#94 - History is one of the greatest subjects you can study, but it'… 07/14/2013 on History: Video Games vs. IRL +5
#330 - Age of Empires II hd. Not really sure what'd be like? 07/13/2013 on Win 0
#176 - Yea but all they did was wait till the last minute to help the… 07/13/2013 on Favorite Comeback Ever 0
#175 - Which one are you referring to? I can think of a few who dese…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on Favorite Comeback Ever 0
User avatar #180 - jacksipian (07/13/2013) [-]
touche, i was thinking about Julius Caesar though, do you want to know my favorite story about him?
#67 - Yea but Sparta didn't have a Phillip II, nor anyone like Alexa…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Favorite Comeback Ever 0
User avatar #119 - jacksipian (07/12/2013) [-]
though Rome had the best general ever.
User avatar #175 - manofbeardliness (07/13/2013) [-]
Which one are you referring to? I can think of a few who deserve homage.
User avatar #180 - jacksipian (07/13/2013) [-]
touche, i was thinking about Julius Caesar though, do you want to know my favorite story about him?
#83 - Womens Study Major (07/12/2013) [-]
well Leonidas was around during 480 bc, and alexander the great was around in 330 bc so yea at the time this took place, sparta was falling, but they were unionizing with the other greek states like athens and crete.
User avatar #176 - manofbeardliness (07/13/2013) [-]
Yea but all they did was wait till the last minute to help the whatever it's called Greek league and ended up holding their own against the Persians before finally getting swept out. Alexander the Great conquered the Persian empire and known world all within a span of 10 years (or so), then topped it all off by dying from partying too hard (or an assassin).
#186 - I like ass more because it's closer to home. 07/12/2013 on Tits or Ass? 0
#46 - No, I meant than. He was asking what would happen if he wish… 07/11/2013 on Ok science thank you 0
#3 - Same here. I'm 21 and write like a child having a seizure. 07/10/2013 on beautifully draw +1
#5 - Than your wish would be granted by the sun god.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Ok science thank you +58
#32 - Pompano (07/11/2013) [-]
#25 - Womens Study Major (07/11/2013) [-]
Then*

Jesus christ you uneducated scrotum cooking faggot
User avatar #46 - manofbeardliness (07/11/2013) [-]
No, I meant than. He was asking what would happen if he wished to the sun instead of the stars. To which I replied *than your wish would be granted. Instead of his wish not coming true, it would because he wished at the sun not the stars. Either way I don't really give a shit.
#19 - noutinus (07/11/2013) [-]
#16 - nextgenmidgett (07/11/2013) [-]
this is what ive been doing wrong the whole time.
#14 - fuckinfuckinfuck (07/11/2013) [-]
Hmmm, yes.
#147 - Did you have it in a cup or a coozy? If not than you were pro… 07/10/2013 on Germany +1
#18 - No, I'm playing AOE 2 and Age of Mythology 07/04/2013 on AoE 3 +1
#102 - Than you missed out on a good read. 07/03/2013 on Take Care of the Golf Balls +2
#38 - Yea, it really doesn't apply to anything in particular. Maybe… 07/01/2013 on Countries 0
#19 - Alright, here's my opinion. I for one don't care that much ab… 07/01/2013 on Is it crazy to dance with... -1
#20 - That would only happen internally, but on the global scale it'… 07/01/2013 on Countries 0
#18 - As an American I have to say, that was the most accurate depic…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Countries 0
User avatar #28 - huszti (07/01/2013) [-]
as a German i have to say that was the least accurate depiction of my country's response to things.
User avatar #38 - manofbeardliness (07/01/2013) [-]
Yea, it really doesn't apply to anything in particular. Maybe Bismarch with the unification of Germany? That was really premeditated though.
User avatar #19 - keiishiyama (07/01/2013) [-]
I think we would've sued the guy rather than punch him.
User avatar #20 - manofbeardliness (07/01/2013) [-]
That would only happen internally, but on the global scale it's pretty accurate. We are a sue happy nation though.
#339 - Or you could be like me and a lot of people and be turned on b… 07/01/2013 on Sexuality 0
#17 - Whoever designed the door on that side should get royalties ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2013 on another one 0
User avatar #27 - eddymolly (06/27/2013) [-]
What do you mean "The door on that side"?
User avatar #24 - xtrmbragnrytz (06/27/2013) [-]
Whoever cleaned the glass should get a bonus or a raise!
#80 - Coffee and slightly greasy food does it for me. I'll drink a… 06/27/2013 on Hangover cures 0
#87 - No, I'm one of those anime fans that don't get aroused by thes… 06/25/2013 on Your answer? 0
#129 - Yes those are assumption, but look at the comments. There wer… 06/19/2013 on FHFIF 0
#99 - There's edgy and there's being an asshole. This guy is being …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on FHFIF 0
#125 - Womens Study Major (06/19/2013) [-]
That's going on two assumptions
User avatar #129 - manofbeardliness (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes those are assumption, but look at the comments. There were about 20 people saying yes and than him saying that. He's either going out of his way to offend someone or he needs to re-evaluate his friends list.
#12 - I think America because that is a big ass cow.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Not sure if Russia or murica 0
User avatar #16 - wheresthefudge (06/18/2013) [-]
Looks a bit small, also a bit plastic.
#23 - orionthegreat (06/18/2013) [-]
I think you're right, that is a plastic cow.
User avatar #15 - chuca (06/18/2013) [-]
actually looks smaller than most, considering most cows are almost at my shoulder height and that one looks like it barely reaches the guy's hips

5'9" btw
User avatar #14 - settlwlvs (06/18/2013) [-]
That cow looks normal to me... are cows not raised in America the size of dogs?
#17 - thefuzz (06/18/2013) [-]
yes. we raise bulls with udders
User avatar #43 - settlwlvs (06/18/2013) [-]
I didn't notice that feature of the cow... but the question still stands for manofbearliness, how in the world does that cow look big?
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User avatar #30 - Milos ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #31 to #30 - manofbeardliness (09/24/2013) [-]
I was unaware of this... Thank you for telling me
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
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