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manofbeardliness

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Gender: male
Age: 22
X-box Gamertag: an ole swamp
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Date Signed Up:10/21/2011
Location:NC
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#711 - No problem. There's nothing retarded about not knowing what's…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Black people facts 0
#712 - haqq (12/09/2013) [-]
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i may be american.
User avatar #713 - manofbeardliness (12/09/2013) [-]
Then if you aren't in college yet take an economics class when you get there. If you are in college either take one or learn from outside sources.

Having a little little bit of knowledge on how economics work can carry you a long fucking way.
#139 - 1. We've both made it this far, but like all things it has to… 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! 0
#174 - Yea his drumming is fine, but that's not the point. 12/09/2013 on No love for Ringo 0
#170 - Jesus dude, you're either an excellent troll or a *****…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on No love for Ringo 0
User avatar #172 - darksideofthebeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Enough with you.
this is good drumming.
Danny Carey playing along to Rosetta Stoned
User avatar #174 - manofbeardliness (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea his drumming is fine, but that's not the point.
#372 - Like the guy said above me, it just means whatever the average…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Black people facts 0
#710 - haqq (12/09/2013) [-]
OH shit, yeah i'm retarded, i didn't understand. thanks.
User avatar #711 - manofbeardliness (12/09/2013) [-]
No problem. There's nothing retarded about not knowing what's going on in another country...... unless you're talking shit about it that is.
#712 - haqq (12/09/2013) [-]
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i may be american.
User avatar #713 - manofbeardliness (12/09/2013) [-]
Then if you aren't in college yet take an economics class when you get there. If you are in college either take one or learn from outside sources.

Having a little little bit of knowledge on how economics work can carry you a long fucking way.
#365 - Comment deleted 12/08/2013 on Black people facts 0
#155 - Highschool dropouts 12/08/2013 on Black people facts +1
#153 - Are you being serious?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/08/2013 on Black people facts 0
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User avatar #165 - haqq (12/08/2013) [-]
we have a lot of rich people too. i don't know, with all the millionaires, it doesn't seem possible. but hell, i guess i'm about there so it makes sense
User avatar #372 - manofbeardliness (12/08/2013) [-]
Like the guy said above me, it just means whatever the average income is would go up 20k a year. So say if the average income in the U.S. is 50k a year, it would shift to 70k.

Right now the national average income per capita should be around 43 or 4k (as compared to last year's census). The only people that are making under 20k a year are those working the lowest qualifications of jobs (e.g. fast food).

The only reason we're in this situation is because people are ignorant too how economics work. Everyone is scared shitless to spend any money and think by taxing the rich more and lowering their taxes that we will magically get out of this "recession". The rich are already paying more than their share of taxes, so there is no incentive for them to stimulate the economy. The lower-middle and poor don't pay much taxes and are scared to spend any money so they aren't stimulating the economy. The politicians aren't doing shit because they are so far right or left that they can't compromise at all.

What it all boils down to is the U.S has a stagnant economy that isn't going anywhere but down because the people don't understand how things work (and the politicians are too much of extremists to do anything useful).

Also, I'm not lighting you up or anything. I just like talking politics and economics.
#710 - haqq (12/09/2013) [-]
OH shit, yeah i'm retarded, i didn't understand. thanks.
User avatar #711 - manofbeardliness (12/09/2013) [-]
No problem. There's nothing retarded about not knowing what's going on in another country...... unless you're talking shit about it that is.
#712 - haqq (12/09/2013) [-]
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i may be american.
User avatar #713 - manofbeardliness (12/09/2013) [-]
Then if you aren't in college yet take an economics class when you get there. If you are in college either take one or learn from outside sources.

Having a little little bit of knowledge on how economics work can carry you a long fucking way.
#5 - I know right, now even girls are doing it! Just kidding… 12/06/2013 on Do a Flip!...Nice +2
#71 - Captain has always been my go-to bottle, but once I tried Krak… 12/04/2013 on WHERE +1
#69 - Kraken is good for the price. It's pretty strong but still mi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2013 on WHERE 0
#70 - caplocker (12/04/2013) [-]
Kraken is ok, I prefer morgan's black to it and neat. My latest bottle is called hurricane. It's not bad. Nothing compares to El Dorado 21 though. God himself made it, I'm sure of it. I've got a bottle about 3/4 full that I rarely touch. too good to just kill it.
User avatar #71 - manofbeardliness (12/04/2013) [-]
Captain has always been my go-to bottle, but once I tried Kraken I gave the ol' captain a break. I need to give that El Dorado stuff a try though.
#87 - Someone bumped into my flag so I built trains and invaded them. 12/04/2013 on That one anon. 0
#8 - Go choke on your Guy Fawkes mask you conspiracy humping neck beard.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on A World Apart +32
#92 - linktheherooftime (12/04/2013) [-]
#9 - anonexplains (12/03/2013) [-]
who the fuck is Guy Fawkes
#73 - I feel like they wouldn't scale away with the camera lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Deaths of the Week 0
User avatar #77 - thedudeistheman (12/03/2013) [-]
The Governor was on the In Memoriam on Talking Dead. It's unlikely that he survived.

Also, the scene directly after has that foam-like figure that had the eye patch on it getting stepped on. Not-so-subtle symbolism that The Governor is no more.
#13 - Why has nobody posted a gif of him doing that crawl after his … 12/02/2013 on Kno More Tears 0
#12 - He was crying because of the national anthem. 12/02/2013 on Kno More Tears 0
#26 - Forget these one of the best characters of the walking dead di…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Deaths of the Week 0
User avatar #51 - ssurtrebor (12/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, getting stabbed through the chest is survivable with no help around and zombies coming because of the sound.
User avatar #50 - armywizard (12/03/2013) [-]
Potential spoiler I dont think so, he didnt have a gun with him and was holding his chest because of the stab wound. It also showed her pull the trigger, but you never know.
User avatar #73 - manofbeardliness (12/03/2013) [-]
I feel like they wouldn't scale away with the camera like that unless he didn't actually die. I hope the fucker's dead, but I have my doubts
User avatar #77 - thedudeistheman (12/03/2013) [-]
The Governor was on the In Memoriam on Talking Dead. It's unlikely that he survived.

Also, the scene directly after has that foam-like figure that had the eye patch on it getting stepped on. Not-so-subtle symbolism that The Governor is no more.
#47 - People are going to completely ignore the part in the article …  [+] (28 new replies) 12/02/2013 on (untitled) +31
User avatar #56 - douevensax (12/02/2013) [-]
I went to a camp with 2 of your people in our room. One was a hilarious redneck and the other was a soft spoken mature person. Listening to the rants of the redneck throughout the night, such as the size of his balls, brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
User avatar #49 - dermustang (12/02/2013) [-]
As a fellow North Carolinian, I can unfortunately confirm this. We get the best of both worlds; the dumb rednecks and the asshat Yankees.

We do have some pretty sweet weather though.
#54 - ncsutroll (12/02/2013) [-]
so many damn yankees now
User avatar #342 - dermustang (12/03/2013) [-]
People just assume I'm from Michigan or Vermont because I don't have an accent and half the people down here haven't lived here more than a few years. I guess this is what you get when you cross Carolina with North. Honestly though, I just don't get how we manage that perfect 50/50 ratio of local country boys to drop-in yankees.
#343 - ncsutroll (12/03/2013) [-]
its crazy. I only really get an accent when I'm talking to other people with country accents otherwise you'd never know
User avatar #346 - dermustang (12/03/2013) [-]
It's kind of an advantage because you can side with whatever group you need to and you'll blend right in. Yankees being a prick? Oh, I've lived here my entire life I'm an NC man. Rednecks pulling a Westboro? Hey man, that's not me. I don't even have an accent!

Not to mention I can get away with wearing paint-stained flannel and blue jeans during the week, and nice chinos and a pea coat during the weekend.
#350 - ncsutroll (12/03/2013) [-]
true its nice to be able to side wherever you need to.. that being said most people don't mess with me i fit the "corn fed country boy" mold quite well
User avatar #352 - dermustang (12/03/2013) [-]
Whatever works. I'm a skinny suburbanite so I'm a little more on the "foreign" side of things. I got some ghetto hoodrats down the street, some trailer trash over there, some good ole boys right here, and some friendly-ish Yanks right next door. Winston Salem is a hell of a place.
#353 - ncsutroll (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm in raleigh... my condolences for living in winston. I'll be there in february for the national fishing rod building convention though haha
User avatar #354 - dermustang (12/03/2013) [-]
I went to school with some people from Fuquay just outside of Raleigh, it sounds like a pretty nice place. Can't go anywhere without bumping into someone from Charlotte, and I lived in Greensboro for a year. Say what you want about Winston, you're probably right, but Greensboro went straight down the shitter in just the year I spent out there. Kinda funny since Winston's downtown got cleaned up a lot.

I never knew we had a fishing rod convention...
#360 - ncsutroll (12/03/2013) [-]
yep the biggest one around. winston is interesting in how some areas are really nice, some areas are hood as shit, and some are kinda in between. havent been there in at least 4-5 years so it could be nicer than i recall... greensboro is definitely going downhill very quickly
User avatar #365 - dermustang (12/03/2013) [-]
Sounds about right. When you're in the Buena Vista/Arts District area it's all nice and historic, but then when you cross the train tracks and get into the other kind of downtown and "historic" district, it gets pretty nasty. And then there's the suburbs like Old Town and Bethania and Pfafftown, just lots of grass and spurts of mini-woods and ranch style houses. Not exactly nice houses but definitely not trashy. We're a pretty average city.
#366 - ncsutroll (12/03/2013) [-]
good to hear that its improved because it used to look mostly like west charlotte and wadesboro's lovechild
User avatar #369 - dermustang (12/03/2013) [-]
Haha yeah, just stay in the right parts of the main city and you'll be fine. Most of the big events happen on the line between the decent and sketchy parts of town, so visitors have an awful time getting around. Otherwise it's not a bad place to live. I hear Raleigh's pretty good all-around.
#370 - ncsutroll (12/03/2013) [-]
its not bad. north raleigh is yankees and yuppies, east raleigh is a combination of country and built up, south (where i am) is a combination of college apartments and hoods, and west raleigh just kinda merges in to cary so lots of yankees
User avatar #371 - dermustang (12/03/2013) [-]
I knew a guy from Cary, it sounds like a nice Northern-style suburban sprawl. The kinda place you'd go to buy a house with a white picket fence and have two kids and a dog. Raleigh sounds like a decent place to be, a little bit of something for everyone.
#373 - ncsutroll (12/03/2013) [-]
yep a nice white picket fence and a couple kids and a dog dead in the road because nobody an drive worth a damn there haha

cary stands for the central area of relocated yankees
User avatar #375 - dermustang (12/03/2013) [-]
Man all we have on my side of town are tweenage high schoolers and really old country folks, so people are always weaving between the lanes and doing half the speed limit or double it. If you're gonna share the road with anybody you've either got to be really lucky or really good to avoid getting wrecked out here.
#378 - ncsutroll (12/03/2013) [-]
sounds about right. got rear ended in august and the ladys excuse was that she "had to sneeze" and you cant keep your eyes open while your sneezing.. so that justified slamming in to me at 45mph when it had been stop and go traffic for 10 minutes in her eyes apparently
User avatar #381 - dermustang (12/03/2013) [-]
Looks like we hit the reply limit, but it was good talking to another NC survivor. Hope Winston doesn't scare you off when you're around for the convention.
#383 - ncsutroll (12/03/2013) [-]
haha sounds good bud shouldn't be too bad, 95% of the other people there will be 50-60 years old or more but that is the price I pay for my hobby
User avatar #379 - dermustang (12/03/2013) [-]
That's some bull, sorry that happened to ya. Bad drivers make me rage so damn hard. Did the insurance at least go through? I got hit by a 19 year old who was texting, speeding, and ran through a red light to hit me while I was pulling out of work. But because I was the one pulling out onto the main street, it was my fault. We both had cheap cars and the same insurance carrier so they were basically like "fuck it, we'll pay for both of ya, raise both your fees but only by a little since it's both of you, and don't screw up again."
#380 - ncsutroll (12/03/2013) [-]
fortunately she had nationwide and they were on my side
User avatar #50 - spacestag (12/02/2013) [-]
Yep, all the different types of weather in one week.
User avatar #52 - dermustang (12/02/2013) [-]
Not sure if you want to go with the overcoat or the light hoodie? Don't worry, no matter which one you pick it'll be the wrong choice in a few hours.
User avatar #74 - theexo (12/02/2013) [-]
I too feel you guy's pain, yesterday it was so cold. The i walk outside today in a sweatshirt and it feels like it's the beginning of fall.
User avatar #95 - xjvlezmerised (12/02/2013) [-]
i should of worn shorts today it was so damn warm
User avatar #344 - dermustang (12/03/2013) [-]
I went from watching my breath freeze last night to wearing a tank top and sweat pants today. It's like this one comedian said, "It's hot, it's cold, it's hot, it's cold, my balls can't take it anymore! Mother nature's in endless menopause and now we all gotta pay for it."
#28 - I don't get it, it's just a picture of the average night in De… 12/01/2013 on Black Friday at Walmart... 0
#11 - Never watched an episode. Not saying I wouldn't like it, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on Doctor Who Fans 0
User avatar #13 - zakaizer (11/27/2013) [-]
Then Who is something you should definitely avoid, even if you just go for the rebooted series, it's 7 seasons and about 10 specials... Go for everything, and that'll take about a solid week, if you wanted to eat/sleep/stay alive etc.
#8 - I don't know if man is appropriate. 11/27/2013 on Wait, what? +9
#35 - That's not that hard to do..... It's called time management. … 11/24/2013 on You're so right 0
#78 - If this were true I don't think I'd be able to take any Britis… 11/24/2013 on American vs British words 0
#48 - This is the first time I've seen someone take an insult/joke l… 11/24/2013 on France +1
#37 - People are having the most useless arguments in the comment se… 11/22/2013 on Language 0

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#32 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
welcome to /religion/

king ******** approves of your visit.
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THAT BOARD:

1- im the king of that board. i killed it and killed its own soul.
2- atheists always think they are right and you are wrong.
3- JIDF swarm this board. I DEFEND ISRAEL BUT NOT ZIONIST! exactly like saying i suck dicks but im not gay.
4- it was filled with fedora fags. i wiped them and all i left are the ones you see there.
5- daily *********** in that board
6- YOU WANT SERIOUS ARGUMENTS? GO **** YOURSELF. sincerely, people who disagree with you.
7- with jews you loss
8- debating in there is like pissing in the ocean of piss.
9- trying to convince someone there is like trying to chew gum with your asshole. IMPOSSIBLE!
10- your opinion doesn't matter.
User avatar #35 to #34 - manofbeardliness (12/23/2014) [-]
I have no qualms with any of that.
User avatar #30 - Milos (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
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