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manofbeardliness

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Gender: male
Age: 22
X-box Gamertag: an ole swamp
PSN: Don't have one
Date Signed Up:10/21/2011
Location:NC
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The most successful ginger you'll ever meet.

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#93 - I grew up in the church (not the asshole kind) and followed Ch… 01/23/2015 on Genesis 0
#277 - When I was little I decided to trade in the love for junk food… 01/21/2015 on Deep Fried Foods 0
#16 - Now I really want an ice-cream sandwich 01/20/2015 on Cool looping gifs Comp: pt 1 +1
#15 - Comment deleted 01/20/2015 on Cool looping gifs Comp: pt 1 0
#141106 - Seems to be a pretty solid site, thanks man. 01/18/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#141103 - What site do you guys use for torrents?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #141124 - kaisakuenkou (01/18/2015) [-]
psychocydd.co.uk/torrents.php
en.metal-tracker.com/
rutracker.org/forum/index.php
kickass.to/
SoulSeek
Blogspots
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/
I also ask strangers on the internet whom have cataloged certain releases that pertain to my interests on Discogs, Last.fm and Rate Your Music.
User avatar #141110 - shibe (01/18/2015) [-]
google because there is no point in trying to look on even the most popular torrent sites most of the time

i find all of my music on blogspot
User avatar #141105 - akl (01/18/2015) [-]
kickass.so is my go to
User avatar #141106 - manofbeardliness (01/18/2015) [-]
Seems to be a pretty solid site, thanks man.
#141104 - akl has deleted their comment.
#153 - That's why I hunt, to ensure that these atrocious acts of viol… 01/13/2015 on The Beauty of Nature +2
#353 - "Be honest or I'll get angry", more like "Say w… 01/11/2015 on Cringe Compilation 5! 0
#8 - **** fat shaming... No, I mean **** … 01/04/2015 on that is my fetish 0
#26 - I'm a man and can cook like a ******* champ. I'm… 01/04/2015 on OP is a faggot +5
#120362 - **** that **** . 01/01/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#417 - pasta 12/31/2014 on The difference between... 0
#415 - God damnit!, North Carolina has been trying to keep that pictu… 12/31/2014 on The difference between... 0
#413 - I'm a black belt in karaoke. Are you seriously accusing…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on The difference between... 0
User avatar #416 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #417 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
pasta
#412 - Black Beard was not black, you should be ashamed of yourself f…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on The difference between... 0
#414 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes he was. What an ignorant thing to say.

I found an old portrait of him.
User avatar #415 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
God damnit!, North Carolina has been trying to keep that picture from leaking for almost 200 years. What are you Edward Snowden?
#409 - ***** , this isn't Georgia. I live on the OBX, ho…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/31/2014 on The difference between... 0
User avatar #411 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Blackbeard.
#412 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Black Beard was not black, you should be ashamed of yourself for making that statement.
#414 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes he was. What an ignorant thing to say.

I found an old portrait of him.
User avatar #415 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
God damnit!, North Carolina has been trying to keep that picture from leaking for almost 200 years. What are you Edward Snowden?
User avatar #410 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
NC is on the black belt
User avatar #413 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm a black belt in karaoke. Are you seriously accusing me of being black?
User avatar #416 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #417 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
pasta
#407 - Sorry, everyone says you're a faggot so I can't accept a peace…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/31/2014 on The difference between... 0
User avatar #408 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
>Location: NC
>picture of a white guy

calling bullshit
User avatar #409 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Nigga, this isn't Georgia. I live on the OBX, how many black people do you know that actively go to the ocean.
User avatar #411 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Blackbeard.
#412 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Black Beard was not black, you should be ashamed of yourself for making that statement.
#414 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes he was. What an ignorant thing to say.

I found an old portrait of him.
User avatar #415 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
God damnit!, North Carolina has been trying to keep that picture from leaking for almost 200 years. What are you Edward Snowden?
User avatar #410 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
NC is on the black belt
User avatar #413 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm a black belt in karaoke. Are you seriously accusing me of being black?
User avatar #416 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #417 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
pasta
#404 - I guess I can accept that. 12/31/2014 on The difference between... +1
#403 - Oh please shower me with your intellectual superiority on how …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/31/2014 on The difference between... 0
User avatar #406 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
#407 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Sorry, everyone says you're a faggot so I can't accept a peace offering. Go jack off to my profile picture like your mom does every night.
User avatar #408 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
>Location: NC
>picture of a white guy

calling bullshit
User avatar #409 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Nigga, this isn't Georgia. I live on the OBX, how many black people do you know that actively go to the ocean.
User avatar #411 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Blackbeard.
#412 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Black Beard was not black, you should be ashamed of yourself for making that statement.
#414 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes he was. What an ignorant thing to say.

I found an old portrait of him.
User avatar #415 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
God damnit!, North Carolina has been trying to keep that picture from leaking for almost 200 years. What are you Edward Snowden?
User avatar #410 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
NC is on the black belt
User avatar #413 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm a black belt in karaoke. Are you seriously accusing me of being black?
User avatar #416 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #417 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
pasta
#399 - You can't even last more than three comments, what the …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on The difference between... +1
#401 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Jack Nicholson did it for me.
#404 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
I guess I can accept that.
#396 - Hey look, some dumbass is taking my comment seriously despite …  [+] (14 new replies) 12/31/2014 on The difference between... 0
User avatar #400 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
haha.. I was only pretending to be retarded you guys
-a southerner
User avatar #403 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Oh please shower me with your intellectual superiority on how I'm an idiot for calling out someone who is either completely joking or serious. It's the internet, People take things completely different based on assumptions and preconceptions on the intentions behind a comment. On one hand you have the original comment generalizing an entire region of a country that more or less looks like the works of a troll; then on the other hand you have the same commenter trying clean up his mess by correcting and justifying himself. Not only that, but if he was serious he could use the troll scapegoat as a get out of jail card. No matter the case, keep up the good work. You're comments are totally getting to me.
User avatar #406 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
#407 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Sorry, everyone says you're a faggot so I can't accept a peace offering. Go jack off to my profile picture like your mom does every night.
User avatar #408 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
>Location: NC
>picture of a white guy

calling bullshit
User avatar #409 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Nigga, this isn't Georgia. I live on the OBX, how many black people do you know that actively go to the ocean.
User avatar #411 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Blackbeard.
#412 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Black Beard was not black, you should be ashamed of yourself for making that statement.
#414 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes he was. What an ignorant thing to say.

I found an old portrait of him.
User avatar #415 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
God damnit!, North Carolina has been trying to keep that picture from leaking for almost 200 years. What are you Edward Snowden?
User avatar #410 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
NC is on the black belt
User avatar #413 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm a black belt in karaoke. Are you seriously accusing me of being black?
User avatar #416 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #417 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
pasta
#395 - Keep it coming sport.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2014 on The difference between... 0
#397 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
It's too late for that.
#399 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
You can't even last more than three comments, what the fuck?
#401 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Jack Nicholson did it for me.
#404 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
I guess I can accept that.
#391 - ***** can't even out a picture in the right comment.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/31/2014 on The difference between... 0
#394 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
#395 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Keep it coming sport.
#397 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
It's too late for that.
#399 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
You can't even last more than three comments, what the fuck?
#401 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Jack Nicholson did it for me.
#404 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
I guess I can accept that.
#385 - This ******* had the audacity to actually try and…  [+] (26 new replies) 12/31/2014 on The difference between... +1
User avatar #388 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#389 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
#391 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Nigga can't even out a picture in the right comment.
#394 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
#395 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Keep it coming sport.
#397 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
It's too late for that.
#399 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
You can't even last more than three comments, what the fuck?
#401 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Jack Nicholson did it for me.
#404 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
I guess I can accept that.
User avatar #387 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
hey look the joke went over the southerner's head
User avatar #396 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Hey look, some dumbass is taking my comment seriously despite me referencing laughing twice.
User avatar #400 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
haha.. I was only pretending to be retarded you guys
-a southerner
User avatar #403 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Oh please shower me with your intellectual superiority on how I'm an idiot for calling out someone who is either completely joking or serious. It's the internet, People take things completely different based on assumptions and preconceptions on the intentions behind a comment. On one hand you have the original comment generalizing an entire region of a country that more or less looks like the works of a troll; then on the other hand you have the same commenter trying clean up his mess by correcting and justifying himself. Not only that, but if he was serious he could use the troll scapegoat as a get out of jail card. No matter the case, keep up the good work. You're comments are totally getting to me.
User avatar #406 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
#407 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Sorry, everyone says you're a faggot so I can't accept a peace offering. Go jack off to my profile picture like your mom does every night.
User avatar #408 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
>Location: NC
>picture of a white guy

calling bullshit
User avatar #409 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Nigga, this isn't Georgia. I live on the OBX, how many black people do you know that actively go to the ocean.
User avatar #411 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Blackbeard.
#412 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
Black Beard was not black, you should be ashamed of yourself for making that statement.
#414 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes he was. What an ignorant thing to say.

I found an old portrait of him.
User avatar #415 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
God damnit!, North Carolina has been trying to keep that picture from leaking for almost 200 years. What are you Edward Snowden?
User avatar #410 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
NC is on the black belt
User avatar #413 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm a black belt in karaoke. Are you seriously accusing me of being black?
User avatar #416 - joshlol (12/31/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #417 - manofbeardliness (12/31/2014) [-]
pasta
User avatar #390 - fatguystrangler (12/31/2014) [-]
Well...that's a gibbon. I mean. Given. Sorry.
#183 - I really don't like Nirvana. To me empisis on me the…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Nirvana +1
#188 - toxictacolatta (12/29/2014) [-]
Why is everybody thumbing this guy down? I personally like nirvana, id thumb the kid down if he all caps raged about how people that listen to nirvana are faggot-ass-kids but he did it in a civil manner yet he still gets red thumbs just because his opinion is different than yours. Boy funnyjunk is an amazing place, swelling with pride.
User avatar #193 - shutupsocks (12/29/2014) [-]
I learned that some opinions can be facts when some guy went through the trouble of going to my fj profile to call me a dumbass because one time, I said I don't like Game of Thrones. And if you can believe it, that didn't change my feelings toward it.
User avatar #185 - MegaAwesomeSauce (12/29/2014) [-]
Music taste is subjective. For some reason, Nirvana's music resonated with millions of people, but not you, and that's okay.

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#32 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
welcome to /religion/

king ******** approves of your visit.
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THAT BOARD:

1- im the king of that board. i killed it and killed its own soul.
2- atheists always think they are right and you are wrong.
3- JIDF swarm this board. I DEFEND ISRAEL BUT NOT ZIONIST! exactly like saying i suck dicks but im not gay.
4- it was filled with fedora fags. i wiped them and all i left are the ones you see there.
5- daily *********** in that board
6- YOU WANT SERIOUS ARGUMENTS? GO **** YOURSELF. sincerely, people who disagree with you.
7- with jews you loss
8- debating in there is like pissing in the ocean of piss.
9- trying to convince someone there is like trying to chew gum with your asshole. IMPOSSIBLE!
10- your opinion doesn't matter.
User avatar #35 to #34 - manofbeardliness (12/23/2014) [-]
I have no qualms with any of that.
User avatar #30 - Milos (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
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