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Date Signed Up:10/21/2011
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#34 - 'Buncha dummies for not wearing their seatbelts.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Why you wear a seatbelt +97
#47 - ripgeckosncherios (03/16/2014) [-]
guys, i think he isn't actually being disrespectful, but is actually making a joke because dummies can have two different meanings!
User avatar #48 - manofbeardliness (03/16/2014) [-]
Was I being thumbed down? If so thank you for pointing out my pun.
#49 - ripgeckosncherios (03/16/2014) [-]
no you weren't, I was just pointing out a obvious joke, because,well...I don't even really know
User avatar #51 - manofbeardliness (03/16/2014) [-]
Well thanks anyway.
#107 - I'm circumscribed and it was the most traumatic experience of …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Seig heil 0
User avatar #146 - FightClub (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #173 - manofbeardliness (03/16/2014) [-]
Damn, my Acer has an auto-correct feature and it seems to have fucked me here.
#97 - What's your major?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on self service 0
User avatar #98 - poppies (03/16/2014) [-]
Linguistics and Japanese.
#46 - The Mad Knight. word 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
#64 - I love modern family.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on self service +1
#65 - joens (03/15/2014) [-]
I actually have an episode paused this very moment. Although I suppose it's not that big of a coincidence because internet
#63 - Of all the things to write your dissertation on. What kind of…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on self service 0
User avatar #96 - poppies (03/16/2014) [-]
We had to pick an issue to do with Japan. Most people chose things like fashion and cosplay which I don't care about. The low birth rate happened to be of interest.
User avatar #97 - manofbeardliness (03/16/2014) [-]
What's your major?
User avatar #98 - poppies (03/16/2014) [-]
Linguistics and Japanese.
#102 - Bang her mom. 03/15/2014 on Lily +16
#65 - Space Dandy: The best show with no progressive story-line.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on (untitled) +3
#81 - neostar (03/15/2014) [-]
I have a theory. In the first episode when Dandy messed with that dimensional strand or whatever it was called. In the process he actually created multiple parallel dimensions where the rest of the episodes takes place, which would explain how they've died multiple times.
#29 - It's literally regarded as the south's trashcan. 03/15/2014 on Florida Mugshot Comp Part 3... 0
#189 - Because he'd fallen and couldn't get back up. I'm pretty sure…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on Butt-crack selfie guy... +24
#355 - kalvissh (03/15/2014) [-]
#15 - Idk, just an observation.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on "Why did i do that?" 0
User avatar #17 - Warcom (03/14/2014) [-]
thats like saying were all otaku, politicians and we all go to the gym....we just have a lot of fanbases ^_^
#40 - Huh, you're right. My mistake, well in his defense sort… 03/14/2014 on Bongistan 0
#36 - Where does it say anything about OP being American?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Bongistan 0
#38 - melolicious (03/14/2014) [-]
His profile at comments: Not mine really. I'm a no guns. It's a buddy of mine. It's a Tula hex receiver. The thing has a smooth bolt but after a while it gets hot due to the >>>Texas<<< heat. I think I've bruised my hand more than once trying to work the bolt.
User avatar #49 - CallMeCrisco (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm guessing by the words Tula and hex receiver you're speaking nugget. I also speak nugget.

Tell your friend to invest in frog lube. The hotter it gets, the better it lubricates.

User avatar #40 - manofbeardliness (03/14/2014) [-]
Huh, you're right. My mistake, well in his defense sort of Texas is closer to Asia than it is to the UK so really why is it such an issue. I'm only familiar with the UK because I know people there and have been. In the U.S we only learn about British history, so people don't really know current shit except through other mediums. Not to mention that's obviously not an American store but it's in English so OP probably just assumed England or the UK.
#29 - > Shotgun shells > Porno > Easy-bake Oven 03/14/2014 on /b/ goes to the supermarket 0
#12 - Apparently 70+% of the users on this site are programmers or o…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2014 on "Why did i do that?" 0
User avatar #14 - spritedrake (03/14/2014) [-]
What are you even trying to say? If a post is retaining to a certain group of people, those people will comment.
User avatar #15 - manofbeardliness (03/14/2014) [-]
Idk, just an observation.
User avatar #17 - Warcom (03/14/2014) [-]
thats like saying were all otaku, politicians and we all go to the gym....we just have a lot of fanbases ^_^
#33 - Enjoy your 5 pagers while you can.... It gets worse... Much wo… 03/14/2014 on Trying to study 0
#32 - I should be doing my big statistics project that's worth 25% o… 03/14/2014 on Trying to study 0
#22 - Picture 03/14/2014 on Dat hairdo +1
#180 - I don't know, most of the substitutes run pretty synonymous wi… 03/14/2014 on JB band 0
#69 - I'm going to assume you don't hunt nor plan… 03/14/2014 on camouflage skill level:... 0
#67 - Not bow hunting. 03/14/2014 on camouflage skill level:... 0
#58 - I've never seen as much fandom of a title image as I have seen… 03/14/2014 on Attack on toy story 0
#52 - Exactly, it's really not as bad here as people make it out to … 03/14/2014 on That's not Mos Eisley... 0
#9 - ***** you right. 03/14/2014 on Jesus take the wheel 0
#45 - All I'm saying is people in the U.S are far more fortunate tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on That's not Mos Eisley... +3
User avatar #47 - thebaseballexpert (03/14/2014) [-]
true.... Now im thinking about the people that bitch because the phone companies and the NSA keep records of their phones calls, and then i think about places like North Korea and China where making a phone call to the wrong person, or even making a phone call period could get you killed
User avatar #52 - manofbeardliness (03/14/2014) [-]
Exactly, it's really not as bad here as people make it out to be. Yea the current state of our country isn't too pretty, but it's all manageable. If everybody brought their knowledge of how economics and government actually worked than things would sort themselves out smoothly. Most of the hate towards the government and thought that they're out to get you comes from ignorance. The government gets its information bi-annually that's how long the information of the 320 million citizens takes to be processed , so they during this time it's pretty much a guessing game. Since the country is so divided right now it's even harder.


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#37 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi manofbeardliness! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#36 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi manofbeardliness! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
#32 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
welcome to /religion/

king ******** approves of your visit.
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]

1- im the king of that board. i killed it and killed its own soul.
2- atheists always think they are right and you are wrong.
3- JIDF swarm this board. I DEFEND ISRAEL BUT NOT ZIONIST! exactly like saying i suck dicks but im not gay.
4- it was filled with fedora fags. i wiped them and all i left are the ones you see there.
5- daily *********** in that board
6- YOU WANT SERIOUS ARGUMENTS? GO **** YOURSELF. sincerely, people who disagree with you.
7- with jews you loss
8- debating in there is like pissing in the ocean of piss.
9- trying to convince someone there is like trying to chew gum with your asshole. IMPOSSIBLE!
10- your opinion doesn't matter.
User avatar #35 to #34 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I have no qualms with any of that.
User avatar #30 - Milos (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
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