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#52 - Exactly, it's really not as bad here as people make it out to … 03/14/2014 on That's not Mos Eisley... 0
#9 - ***** you right. 03/14/2014 on Jesus take the wheel 0
#45 - All I'm saying is people in the U.S are far more fortunate tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on That's not Mos Eisley... +3
User avatar #47 - thebaseballexpert (03/14/2014) [-]
true.... Now im thinking about the people that bitch because the phone companies and the NSA keep records of their phones calls, and then i think about places like North Korea and China where making a phone call to the wrong person, or even making a phone call period could get you killed
User avatar #52 - manofbeardliness (03/14/2014) [-]
Exactly, it's really not as bad here as people make it out to be. Yea the current state of our country isn't too pretty, but it's all manageable. If everybody brought their knowledge of how economics and government actually worked than things would sort themselves out smoothly. Most of the hate towards the government and thought that they're out to get you comes from ignorance. The government gets its information bi-annually that's how long the information of the 320 million citizens takes to be processed , so they during this time it's pretty much a guessing game. Since the country is so divided right now it's even harder.
#36 - Oh yes, the U.S government is evil scum who just want to …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2014 on That's not Mos Eisley... +1
User avatar #42 - pizzaweed (03/14/2014) [-]
That's like saying we're the guy that beats his wife the least
User avatar #45 - manofbeardliness (03/14/2014) [-]
All I'm saying is people in the U.S are far more fortunate than they think. We could have it A Lot worse. Yes there's issues, yes there's corruption, but they can be mended if people didn't turn a blind eye to it or just said fuck the government. A lot of countries have governments that fuck them to no end and can only have resolve through revolutions. Our government does try to work for the people, but the people have gotten too divided and shoved too much responsibility at them.
User avatar #47 - thebaseballexpert (03/14/2014) [-]
true.... Now im thinking about the people that bitch because the phone companies and the NSA keep records of their phones calls, and then i think about places like North Korea and China where making a phone call to the wrong person, or even making a phone call period could get you killed
User avatar #52 - manofbeardliness (03/14/2014) [-]
Exactly, it's really not as bad here as people make it out to be. Yea the current state of our country isn't too pretty, but it's all manageable. If everybody brought their knowledge of how economics and government actually worked than things would sort themselves out smoothly. Most of the hate towards the government and thought that they're out to get you comes from ignorance. The government gets its information bi-annually that's how long the information of the 320 million citizens takes to be processed , so they during this time it's pretty much a guessing game. Since the country is so divided right now it's even harder.
#3 - Not in a Pontiac your not.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Jesus take the wheel +2
User avatar #7 - blueturdi (03/14/2014) [-]
let alone a sunfire lol amirite?
User avatar #9 - manofbeardliness (03/14/2014) [-]
nigga you right.
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#1454 - Well I can deduce that you don't have a purple dinosaur in you… 03/13/2014 on This is it guys 0
#1352 - Okay where is the proof that there isn't an afterlife? Where …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2014 on This is it guys 0
User avatar #1420 - blackrunner (03/13/2014) [-]
I'd think that a science student (which you claim to be) would know what has to be proven and what has to be disproven. If I told you that I had a purple dinosaur in my basement you would ask me to prove it. It wouldn't be up to you to disprove it, because how could you?
User avatar #1454 - manofbeardliness (03/13/2014) [-]
Well I can deduce that you don't have a purple dinosaur in your basement because it'd probably maul your dwelling ass. On a serious note, you're right I do know what has to be proven and what does not, the afterlife can't either way. that's why I don't say heaven absolutely exists. I don't have the audacity to say I know if there is or isn't a god, heaven, etc because there is no proof either way. It's all trivial and at the end of the day you just look like an ass hole.

As for your "4.", actually believe it or not there are people out there who care about others. I'm not going to cry when he dies, because I don't know him, but I'll be damned if I don't feel sympathetic towards him and hope he goes out comfortably.
#1300 - No I'm pretty sure you're just some neck beard looking for an …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2014 on This is it guys 0
User avatar #1312 - blackrunner (03/13/2014) [-]
1. Science tells us not to believe in anything unless there is proof, which there isn't.
2. I can assure you that I am unable to grow a proper neckbeard.
3. Blow me niggah.
User avatar #1352 - manofbeardliness (03/13/2014) [-]
Okay where is the proof that there isn't an afterlife? Where is the evidence? Maybe I'm just idealistic but I don't disclose the possibility of an afterlife because some religious people got on my nerves, hell I'm about to get a science degree and I still believe. One of my favorite things about "euphoria" fags are they all say "science says be skeptic" but never bring any actual evidence. Half the time it's just a bunch of fags mocking people who are religious because they have nothing better to do.

For a bunch of people who claim you can be a good person without religion, you sure waste a lot of time bitching about something that can not be proven either way. I'm not talking about atheists in general, I'm talking about basement dwelling neckbeards for anyone else who's reading this.
User avatar #1420 - blackrunner (03/13/2014) [-]
I'd think that a science student (which you claim to be) would know what has to be proven and what has to be disproven. If I told you that I had a purple dinosaur in my basement you would ask me to prove it. It wouldn't be up to you to disprove it, because how could you?
User avatar #1454 - manofbeardliness (03/13/2014) [-]
Well I can deduce that you don't have a purple dinosaur in your basement because it'd probably maul your dwelling ass. On a serious note, you're right I do know what has to be proven and what does not, the afterlife can't either way. that's why I don't say heaven absolutely exists. I don't have the audacity to say I know if there is or isn't a god, heaven, etc because there is no proof either way. It's all trivial and at the end of the day you just look like an ass hole.

As for your "4.", actually believe it or not there are people out there who care about others. I'm not going to cry when he dies, because I don't know him, but I'll be damned if I don't feel sympathetic towards him and hope he goes out comfortably.
User avatar #1315 - blackrunner (03/13/2014) [-]
4. I don't care if he dies and neither do you. It won't affect you in any way at all.
#864 - Easy with the edginess, you might cut yourself.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2014 on This is it guys +2
User avatar #868 - blackrunner (03/13/2014) [-]
I think you're confusing me what all the emo kids crying about the loss of another meaningless pleb.
User avatar #1300 - manofbeardliness (03/13/2014) [-]
No I'm pretty sure you're just some neck beard looking for an argument on the internet to make you feel euphoric. Nothing says I want to argue more than telling a dying person that it's completely over. Not to mention life after death arguments are like kicking a dead horse, there is no proof or disproof.
User avatar #1312 - blackrunner (03/13/2014) [-]
1. Science tells us not to believe in anything unless there is proof, which there isn't.
2. I can assure you that I am unable to grow a proper neckbeard.
3. Blow me niggah.
User avatar #1352 - manofbeardliness (03/13/2014) [-]
Okay where is the proof that there isn't an afterlife? Where is the evidence? Maybe I'm just idealistic but I don't disclose the possibility of an afterlife because some religious people got on my nerves, hell I'm about to get a science degree and I still believe. One of my favorite things about "euphoria" fags are they all say "science says be skeptic" but never bring any actual evidence. Half the time it's just a bunch of fags mocking people who are religious because they have nothing better to do.

For a bunch of people who claim you can be a good person without religion, you sure waste a lot of time bitching about something that can not be proven either way. I'm not talking about atheists in general, I'm talking about basement dwelling neckbeards for anyone else who's reading this.
User avatar #1420 - blackrunner (03/13/2014) [-]
I'd think that a science student (which you claim to be) would know what has to be proven and what has to be disproven. If I told you that I had a purple dinosaur in my basement you would ask me to prove it. It wouldn't be up to you to disprove it, because how could you?
User avatar #1454 - manofbeardliness (03/13/2014) [-]
Well I can deduce that you don't have a purple dinosaur in your basement because it'd probably maul your dwelling ass. On a serious note, you're right I do know what has to be proven and what does not, the afterlife can't either way. that's why I don't say heaven absolutely exists. I don't have the audacity to say I know if there is or isn't a god, heaven, etc because there is no proof either way. It's all trivial and at the end of the day you just look like an ass hole.

As for your "4.", actually believe it or not there are people out there who care about others. I'm not going to cry when he dies, because I don't know him, but I'll be damned if I don't feel sympathetic towards him and hope he goes out comfortably.
User avatar #1315 - blackrunner (03/13/2014) [-]
4. I don't care if he dies and neither do you. It won't affect you in any way at all.
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I would have made a spiderman thread if you hadn't done it before me
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I would have made a spiderman thread if you hadn't done it before me
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I would have made a spiderman thread if you hadn't done it before me
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I would have made a spiderman thread if you hadn't done it before me
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#24 - Dude I've broken one S3 and one S4 over a a year and my curren…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on But how 0
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#289 - Eh, I get what you're saying but right off the bat is too youn…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Kid these days 0
#362 - shadowgandalf (03/12/2014) [-]
But thats what you call "love". Saddly, love dosn't always go both ways, and in most cases it severaly hurt the either one of them or both.
I lost my v-card right before i turned 19, not because of my parents telling me not too, but simply cause my life is like an irl reenactment of the original american pie.
**STORY TIME*
I lost my virginity to a 27 year old 7/10. I was at a torunament LAN(sc2) and during the after party i got drunk as fuck, and partied to a few hours past midnight. One of my clan mates had somehow managed to break the ice with my future one night stand.
He managed to get her into the girls bathroom, and give him a BJ. Sadly, the where interrupted before they could get some action, by the LAN staff members.
Now, as the drunk but somewhat cunning dousche that i was, i figured out that she was still "in heat" and only needed a bit of persistency to get her to spread her legs.
I talked with her for an hour or so, a mix of jokes and flirting. I found out, that she had a thing for tall men with blue eyes(fuck yeah, being aryan finally benefitted me!).
She then went for a smoke, and one of her male collegues(she was a represent for a hardware store) who figured out what i was doing, grinningly told me i didn't have a chance, as her boyfriend was with her.
I actually talked with her boyfriend earlier on, and he even gave me an USB shaped as a beer opener.
Anyways, my clan mate came back at the same time as her, and joined our chat. We all agreed that we wanted to get some action going, so we decided to go into the womens changing rooms at the sleeping area.
My clanmate was shy as fuck, so we decided to take turns, with me getting first dips.
From there the story goes smoothly, she rode me awhile, then a BJ, then i banged her against the wall, then doggy, then reverse cowgirl.
Only thing that annoyed me was that we both was so drunk, that we couldn't move too roughly, or consistenly...

#274 - No, but I'm going to make damn well sure that my kid's not goi…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Kid these days 0
#279 - shadowgandalf (03/12/2014) [-]
What kind of retards have you been scarred by, to think that a 13 year old have the mentality of a 6 year old?

On a more serious note, only a very small percentage of people lose their virginity to someone they love. Also, why would people regret losing their virginity? Ofc theres things like rape or doing it out of spite or throw a fit and what not, but your virginity isn't exactly something special or precious.
A virginity can at best be used for bragging rights by a nun...
User avatar #289 - manofbeardliness (03/12/2014) [-]
Eh, I get what you're saying but right off the bat is too young in my opinion. All I'm saying is when someone losing their virginity pretty early on, they're are more likely to get too attached. That usually leads to the bad decisions. I lost mine too early, got too attached, dated the girl for a year thinking "we're the best couple in the world hilarious right? etc" I stopped playing baseball for that bitch, we ended up breaking up, and I realized I wasted a year and a half of my life. I'm no special case either, that shit happens a lot and usually ends up worse. The only upside is regular sex. I'd rather make my kid wait until he or she can have it for the sake of having it and not getting attached to something that isn't there.
#362 - shadowgandalf (03/12/2014) [-]
But thats what you call "love". Saddly, love dosn't always go both ways, and in most cases it severaly hurt the either one of them or both.
I lost my v-card right before i turned 19, not because of my parents telling me not too, but simply cause my life is like an irl reenactment of the original american pie.
**STORY TIME*
I lost my virginity to a 27 year old 7/10. I was at a torunament LAN(sc2) and during the after party i got drunk as fuck, and partied to a few hours past midnight. One of my clan mates had somehow managed to break the ice with my future one night stand.
He managed to get her into the girls bathroom, and give him a BJ. Sadly, the where interrupted before they could get some action, by the LAN staff members.
Now, as the drunk but somewhat cunning dousche that i was, i figured out that she was still "in heat" and only needed a bit of persistency to get her to spread her legs.
I talked with her for an hour or so, a mix of jokes and flirting. I found out, that she had a thing for tall men with blue eyes(fuck yeah, being aryan finally benefitted me!).
She then went for a smoke, and one of her male collegues(she was a represent for a hardware store) who figured out what i was doing, grinningly told me i didn't have a chance, as her boyfriend was with her.
I actually talked with her boyfriend earlier on, and he even gave me an USB shaped as a beer opener.
Anyways, my clan mate came back at the same time as her, and joined our chat. We all agreed that we wanted to get some action going, so we decided to go into the womens changing rooms at the sleeping area.
My clanmate was shy as fuck, so we decided to take turns, with me getting first dips.
From there the story goes smoothly, she rode me awhile, then a BJ, then i banged her against the wall, then doggy, then reverse cowgirl.
Only thing that annoyed me was that we both was so drunk, that we couldn't move too roughly, or consistenly...

#204 - A person's brain isn't fully developed until age 25, that's a …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Kid these days 0
#235 - shadowgandalf (03/12/2014) [-]
So what, you gonna tell your kid not to have sex before they hit 18? You'd be naive as fuck to hope that lol.
Also, i know your brain isn't fullyy developed, but that does not mean, that it is not in working condition until 25.... Otherwise there would be absolutely zero point in sending kids in school.
User avatar #274 - manofbeardliness (03/12/2014) [-]
No, but I'm going to make damn well sure that my kid's not going to be a naive little fuck humping everything by 14. I'm going by experience in that your first time shouldn't be something you regret. It should be with someone you actually love not the idealistic "no sex before marriage" , but the older you are the more likely you'll be able to discern what "love" is. Not like those middle/high school kids who're like "love my boyfriend/girlfriend of two weeks". 16 + is fine by me, any younger and he or she isn't mentally intact enough to handle it.

What I mean by "handle it" is those are the kids that lose their V-card and come up with things that'll never happen. The kids that are like "we're going to get married" or "we're going to have kids" at 14 are the ones that are pretty much setting themselves up to fuck up their lives.
#279 - shadowgandalf (03/12/2014) [-]
What kind of retards have you been scarred by, to think that a 13 year old have the mentality of a 6 year old?

On a more serious note, only a very small percentage of people lose their virginity to someone they love. Also, why would people regret losing their virginity? Ofc theres things like rape or doing it out of spite or throw a fit and what not, but your virginity isn't exactly something special or precious.
A virginity can at best be used for bragging rights by a nun...
User avatar #289 - manofbeardliness (03/12/2014) [-]
Eh, I get what you're saying but right off the bat is too young in my opinion. All I'm saying is when someone losing their virginity pretty early on, they're are more likely to get too attached. That usually leads to the bad decisions. I lost mine too early, got too attached, dated the girl for a year thinking "we're the best couple in the world hilarious right? etc" I stopped playing baseball for that bitch, we ended up breaking up, and I realized I wasted a year and a half of my life. I'm no special case either, that shit happens a lot and usually ends up worse. The only upside is regular sex. I'd rather make my kid wait until he or she can have it for the sake of having it and not getting attached to something that isn't there.
#362 - shadowgandalf (03/12/2014) [-]
But thats what you call "love". Saddly, love dosn't always go both ways, and in most cases it severaly hurt the either one of them or both.
I lost my v-card right before i turned 19, not because of my parents telling me not too, but simply cause my life is like an irl reenactment of the original american pie.
**STORY TIME*
I lost my virginity to a 27 year old 7/10. I was at a torunament LAN(sc2) and during the after party i got drunk as fuck, and partied to a few hours past midnight. One of my clan mates had somehow managed to break the ice with my future one night stand.
He managed to get her into the girls bathroom, and give him a BJ. Sadly, the where interrupted before they could get some action, by the LAN staff members.
Now, as the drunk but somewhat cunning dousche that i was, i figured out that she was still "in heat" and only needed a bit of persistency to get her to spread her legs.
I talked with her for an hour or so, a mix of jokes and flirting. I found out, that she had a thing for tall men with blue eyes(fuck yeah, being aryan finally benefitted me!).
She then went for a smoke, and one of her male collegues(she was a represent for a hardware store) who figured out what i was doing, grinningly told me i didn't have a chance, as her boyfriend was with her.
I actually talked with her boyfriend earlier on, and he even gave me an USB shaped as a beer opener.
Anyways, my clan mate came back at the same time as her, and joined our chat. We all agreed that we wanted to get some action going, so we decided to go into the womens changing rooms at the sleeping area.
My clanmate was shy as fuck, so we decided to take turns, with me getting first dips.
From there the story goes smoothly, she rode me awhile, then a BJ, then i banged her against the wall, then doggy, then reverse cowgirl.
Only thing that annoyed me was that we both was so drunk, that we couldn't move too roughly, or consistenly...

#40 - What is that, fat camp?  [+] (10 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Title +72
User avatar #46 - wesleyhathaway (03/12/2014) [-]
every picture has a buttcrack
User avatar #45 - crotchlesshotpants (03/12/2014) [-]
Neckbeard-Convention
User avatar #44 - duvallwhitey (03/12/2014) [-]
Saw this on reddit, it is indeed a Magic: The Gathering tournament.
#299 - acemcgunner (03/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #83 - supertanto (03/12/2014) [-]
so yes
#53 - huffe (03/12/2014) [-]
of course it is
User avatar #58 - fitemeirlbro (03/12/2014) [-]
pretty much the same thing
User avatar #85 - supertanto (03/12/2014) [-]
did he magic and reflect steelix ragequit?
User avatar #86 - fitemeirlbro (03/12/2014) [-]
tanto go away and eat a penis
User avatar #41 - klick (03/12/2014) [-]
Looks like a magic the gathering tournament
#26 - Sooooo, can I pheasant hunt with these? 03/12/2014 on Cool but why 0
#53 - you're right, what kind of gratification could come from havin… 03/12/2014 on God 0
#179 - I grew up on a farm, so apparently I'm an artist because I've …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Artists of FJ, you're needed! +2
User avatar #202 - instakill (03/12/2014) [-]
nah, you just didn't sell it right, allow me to demonstrate

"this piece describes how no matter how far man goes, we will always need our roots, we will always need to keep looking back in order to plan the way forward"
User avatar #203 - instakill (03/12/2014) [-]
these "artists" are just the best sales pitch writers on the planet
#223 - misterjammy (03/12/2014) [-]
Totally. I mean if you get something from it then great, whatever. But it's the amount of money that gets spent on this that grinds my gears.
User avatar #224 - instakill (03/12/2014) [-]
rich people with lots of time
#97 - Because their brains are far from developed and they are more …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Kid these days +23
User avatar #278 - lafuriaroja (03/12/2014) [-]
"If they use a condom and/or pill, then what the fuck is the problem?"
#127 - shadowgandalf (03/12/2014) [-]
EDIT: You'd have to be a complete retard to not understand how sex works. If my child did not understand how sex worked at the age of 13 or above, i wouldn't even trust them with locking a door, or tie their own shoes, much less send them off to a school where you are supposed to use your brain.

A 13 year olds brain is NOT mosh, however much you think it is.
User avatar #204 - manofbeardliness (03/12/2014) [-]
A person's brain isn't fully developed until age 25, that's a scientific fact. Not to mention when a kid hits puberty their hormones are going crazy so they're going to make decisions based on instinct (which isn't always good).

Do you have a kid? Because if you don't than you're going off on your opinion. People can say all they want about how they're going to raise their kids and it usually doesn't end up happening. I don't have kids, but when I do, I plan on raising them to the best of my ability. They'll also be better off because I didn't hump everything at puberty and am on my way to an actual career and not raising my kids pay check to pay check because of a juvenile decision.
#235 - shadowgandalf (03/12/2014) [-]
So what, you gonna tell your kid not to have sex before they hit 18? You'd be naive as fuck to hope that lol.
Also, i know your brain isn't fullyy developed, but that does not mean, that it is not in working condition until 25.... Otherwise there would be absolutely zero point in sending kids in school.
User avatar #274 - manofbeardliness (03/12/2014) [-]
No, but I'm going to make damn well sure that my kid's not going to be a naive little fuck humping everything by 14. I'm going by experience in that your first time shouldn't be something you regret. It should be with someone you actually love not the idealistic "no sex before marriage" , but the older you are the more likely you'll be able to discern what "love" is. Not like those middle/high school kids who're like "love my boyfriend/girlfriend of two weeks". 16 + is fine by me, any younger and he or she isn't mentally intact enough to handle it.

What I mean by "handle it" is those are the kids that lose their V-card and come up with things that'll never happen. The kids that are like "we're going to get married" or "we're going to have kids" at 14 are the ones that are pretty much setting themselves up to fuck up their lives.
#279 - shadowgandalf (03/12/2014) [-]
What kind of retards have you been scarred by, to think that a 13 year old have the mentality of a 6 year old?

On a more serious note, only a very small percentage of people lose their virginity to someone they love. Also, why would people regret losing their virginity? Ofc theres things like rape or doing it out of spite or throw a fit and what not, but your virginity isn't exactly something special or precious.
A virginity can at best be used for bragging rights by a nun...
User avatar #289 - manofbeardliness (03/12/2014) [-]
Eh, I get what you're saying but right off the bat is too young in my opinion. All I'm saying is when someone losing their virginity pretty early on, they're are more likely to get too attached. That usually leads to the bad decisions. I lost mine too early, got too attached, dated the girl for a year thinking "we're the best couple in the world hilarious right? etc" I stopped playing baseball for that bitch, we ended up breaking up, and I realized I wasted a year and a half of my life. I'm no special case either, that shit happens a lot and usually ends up worse. The only upside is regular sex. I'd rather make my kid wait until he or she can have it for the sake of having it and not getting attached to something that isn't there.
#362 - shadowgandalf (03/12/2014) [-]
But thats what you call "love". Saddly, love dosn't always go both ways, and in most cases it severaly hurt the either one of them or both.
I lost my v-card right before i turned 19, not because of my parents telling me not too, but simply cause my life is like an irl reenactment of the original american pie.
**STORY TIME*
I lost my virginity to a 27 year old 7/10. I was at a torunament LAN(sc2) and during the after party i got drunk as fuck, and partied to a few hours past midnight. One of my clan mates had somehow managed to break the ice with my future one night stand.
He managed to get her into the girls bathroom, and give him a BJ. Sadly, the where interrupted before they could get some action, by the LAN staff members.
Now, as the drunk but somewhat cunning dousche that i was, i figured out that she was still "in heat" and only needed a bit of persistency to get her to spread her legs.
I talked with her for an hour or so, a mix of jokes and flirting. I found out, that she had a thing for tall men with blue eyes(fuck yeah, being aryan finally benefitted me!).
She then went for a smoke, and one of her male collegues(she was a represent for a hardware store) who figured out what i was doing, grinningly told me i didn't have a chance, as her boyfriend was with her.
I actually talked with her boyfriend earlier on, and he even gave me an USB shaped as a beer opener.
Anyways, my clan mate came back at the same time as her, and joined our chat. We all agreed that we wanted to get some action going, so we decided to go into the womens changing rooms at the sleeping area.
My clanmate was shy as fuck, so we decided to take turns, with me getting first dips.
From there the story goes smoothly, she rode me awhile, then a BJ, then i banged her against the wall, then doggy, then reverse cowgirl.
Only thing that annoyed me was that we both was so drunk, that we couldn't move too roughly, or consistenly...

#122 - shadowgandalf (03/12/2014) [-]
Thats why i mentioned the fucking use of a condom and/or pill...
#44 - And if you look down at the comments, you'll see a bunch of pe…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on God +6
User avatar #50 - givememoarpony (03/12/2014) [-]
They are just trying to compete and get acknowledged as an intelligent person; of course, the more intelligent people would not take it so seriously in the first place.
User avatar #53 - manofbeardliness (03/12/2014) [-]
you're right, what kind of gratification could come from having a pissing contest with people you will likely never meet. It's Funny Junk, leave your trivial arguments for real life. That's actually one of my biggest problems with this site. All these neck beards are trying to prove a point about how "intellectual" they are despite it being completely pointless.

Believe it or not,the comment section used to be hilarious, because peoples focuses were on writing something funny, not reassuring how smart they were.
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#32 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
welcome to /religion/

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#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THAT BOARD:

1- im the king of that board. i killed it and killed its own soul.
2- atheists always think they are right and you are wrong.
3- JIDF swarm this board. I DEFEND ISRAEL BUT NOT ZIONIST! exactly like saying i suck dicks but im not gay.
4- it was filled with fedora fags. i wiped them and all i left are the ones you see there.
5- daily *********** in that board
6- YOU WANT SERIOUS ARGUMENTS? GO **** YOURSELF. sincerely, people who disagree with you.
7- with jews you loss
8- debating in there is like pissing in the ocean of piss.
9- trying to convince someone there is like trying to chew gum with your asshole. IMPOSSIBLE!
10- your opinion doesn't matter.
User avatar #35 to #34 - manofbeardliness (12/23/2014) [-]
I have no qualms with any of that.
User avatar #30 - Milos (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
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