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Date Signed Up:10/21/2011
Location:OBX NC
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#58 - Where I live it's gone from -12 F (-24 C) to 65 F (18 C) in a … 01/12/2014 on Oh Britain 0
#45 - I think you miss-spelled Liberals . 01/12/2014 on Pretty much +4
#47 - We have a High Street in the town I grew up in. Needless to s…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2014 on blaze it 0
User avatar #78 - mrselfdestruct (01/12/2014) [-]
In the city i grew up in, we had alcohol street.
#53 - anonymous (01/12/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, how can someone steal a high street.
User avatar #145 - manofbeardliness (01/12/2014) [-]
Gud'n
User avatar #54 - EnergizierAnon (01/12/2014) [-]
hue hue
#179 - I see. 01/12/2014 on Hot women 0
#173 - No.... No I don't.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Hot women 0
#177 - thecrayzeeman (01/12/2014) [-]
Neither do I.

But she'd be a good distraction, while I sneak around and kill everything, or hide behind a rock and shoot arrows.
User avatar #179 - manofbeardliness (01/12/2014) [-]
I see.
#46 - Idk man. Sending condoms without food would create an epidemi… 01/11/2014 on In Light Of The Bible +1
#15 - The reason children are starving in Africa is because people i…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on In Light Of The Bible +5
User avatar #19 - thatoneiranianguy (01/10/2014) [-]
The reason children are starving in Africa is because everyone can't stop fucking all the time, creating an over population issue.

We should stop mailing them food and mail them condoms.
User avatar #46 - manofbeardliness (01/11/2014) [-]
Idk man. Sending condoms without food would create an epidemic in its own right. People would start eating condoms and choke on them and possibly get some latex related illnesses.
#18 - I've missed lord ingliip posts. 01/10/2014 on Inglip comp part 1 +7
#172 - Fry? 01/10/2014 on Surnames 0
#23 - Picture 01/09/2014 on Parade malfunction +3
#6 - I love how everyone on this site argue about how they are toug…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Canadians +21
#10 - ohhh has deleted their comment.
#8 - bann (01/09/2014) [-]
Same annoying jokes every year
#25 - If your child even understands the concept of what a whore is …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Toddlers & Terrors +94
#111 - toastey (01/10/2014) [-]
I doubt she does. She probably just thinks it's somebody who dresses a certain way.
User avatar #163 - techjoker (01/10/2014) [-]
Well that's one way to define a whore.
User avatar #65 - sanguinesolitude (01/09/2014) [-]
or you read her the bible
#152 - I see you're correcting everyone who got confused on that, but… 01/09/2014 on Directions: Fill turbin... 0
#77 - I don't know why he'd get so ripped if he's just going to end …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Directions: Fill turbin... 0
User avatar #132 - roninneko (01/09/2014) [-]
Probably because he's not a Muslim; he's a Sikh. Sikhs hate Muslims. They're nothing alike culturally or religiously.
User avatar #152 - manofbeardliness (01/09/2014) [-]
I see you're correcting everyone who got confused on that, but don't make the mistake of taking the comments too seriously.
#112 - stadic (01/09/2014) [-]
Apparently one of the people who gave them pubes for the beard had pubic lice
I heard that you can see them crawling around on his face at some points, though I haven't watched it myself to prove it
That's just fucking disgusting in general, but having lice added kinda makes me want to vomit
Gif not really related
User avatar #109 - SognaVetr (01/09/2014) [-]
Best Jackass bit ever.
User avatar #92 - sanguinesolitude (01/09/2014) [-]
lol pubes oh god i remember that bit
#76 - Thumbed down for hyper-sensitiveness. 01/09/2014 on Directions: Fill turbin... +8
#3 - Me 01/09/2014 on Winter +2
#14 - I don't think many of those exist. The fact that I'm an Ameri… 01/04/2014 on Interesting Maps +2
#84 - I'm telling my mom and getting you expelled. 01/02/2014 on Mean 0
#80 - I hate how overly exaggerated it has become, It's sending a ri… 01/02/2014 on Mean 0
#77 - There's a broad definition for bullying. If it's the intense …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Mean 0
User avatar #78 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
Then we're in more agreement than I took your first comment for.
User avatar #80 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
I hate how overly exaggerated it has become, It's sending a ridiculous message to kids.
#74 - Yea I suppose. I just think the whole "tell mommy" …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Mean 0
User avatar #75 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
It only works so well, though. You stand up to him, and then he beats your ass, or you get in trouble when HE goes to HIS parents.
User avatar #77 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
There's a broad definition for bullying. If it's the intense tv drama harass the shit out of you deal, going to someone is probably a good idea. If it's shit talk with the periodic shove, than fight back. I don't think getting someone expelled for calling you a faggot is a healthy way to deal with things.
User avatar #78 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
Then we're in more agreement than I took your first comment for.
User avatar #80 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
I hate how overly exaggerated it has become, It's sending a ridiculous message to kids.
#68 - There's a difference between someone being a dick and a bully.…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Mean +1
User avatar #69 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
Just saying that's what you sounded like in your first comment.
User avatar #74 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
Yea I suppose. I just think the whole "tell mommy" thing is bullshit. I played football ('murican) through gradeschool and saw a lot of kids bully and get bullied. The most effective way to stop it that I saw, was when someone stood their ground against the bully.
User avatar #75 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
It only works so well, though. You stand up to him, and then he beats your ass, or you get in trouble when HE goes to HIS parents.
User avatar #77 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
There's a broad definition for bullying. If it's the intense tv drama harass the shit out of you deal, going to someone is probably a good idea. If it's shit talk with the periodic shove, than fight back. I don't think getting someone expelled for calling you a faggot is a healthy way to deal with things.
User avatar #78 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
Then we're in more agreement than I took your first comment for.
User avatar #80 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
I hate how overly exaggerated it has become, It's sending a ridiculous message to kids.
#63 - Not being ********** to an aggressor and interact…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Mean 0
#83 - lucaslegacy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #84 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm telling my mom and getting you expelled.
#66 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
You never snapped at them?

You pussy.

Why didn't you fight back like a real man.

Wouldn't want someone threatening your manhood by being an ass to you.
User avatar #68 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
There's a difference between someone being a dick and a bully. Bullies go out of their way to start conflict just for the sake of being a piece of shit, people who're dicks are just hard to get along with. Not to mention I'd rather suck it up and keep a job, than start a fight with some ass hat. All I'm saying is if someone is trying to bully you than fight back.
User avatar #69 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
Just saying that's what you sounded like in your first comment.
User avatar #74 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
Yea I suppose. I just think the whole "tell mommy" thing is bullshit. I played football ('murican) through gradeschool and saw a lot of kids bully and get bullied. The most effective way to stop it that I saw, was when someone stood their ground against the bully.
User avatar #75 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
It only works so well, though. You stand up to him, and then he beats your ass, or you get in trouble when HE goes to HIS parents.
User avatar #77 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
There's a broad definition for bullying. If it's the intense tv drama harass the shit out of you deal, going to someone is probably a good idea. If it's shit talk with the periodic shove, than fight back. I don't think getting someone expelled for calling you a faggot is a healthy way to deal with things.
User avatar #78 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
Then we're in more agreement than I took your first comment for.
User avatar #80 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
I hate how overly exaggerated it has become, It's sending a ridiculous message to kids.
#55 - Or don't be a bitch and fight back. At least that's how I was raised.  [+] (13 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Mean 0
User avatar #76 - fuzzyballs (01/02/2014) [-]
and that's how the cycle of idiots keeps on rolling
#61 - slugnugget (01/02/2014) [-]
you wouldnt last long in a job that involves interacting with customers.
User avatar #63 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
Not being submissive to an aggressor and interacting with people are two different things. I've worked at restaurants and coffee shops since I was 16 and have dealt with some shit for people. I never snapped or whatever you're assuming I'd do.
#83 - lucaslegacy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #84 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm telling my mom and getting you expelled.
#66 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
You never snapped at them?

You pussy.

Why didn't you fight back like a real man.

Wouldn't want someone threatening your manhood by being an ass to you.
User avatar #68 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
There's a difference between someone being a dick and a bully. Bullies go out of their way to start conflict just for the sake of being a piece of shit, people who're dicks are just hard to get along with. Not to mention I'd rather suck it up and keep a job, than start a fight with some ass hat. All I'm saying is if someone is trying to bully you than fight back.
User avatar #69 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
Just saying that's what you sounded like in your first comment.
User avatar #74 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
Yea I suppose. I just think the whole "tell mommy" thing is bullshit. I played football ('murican) through gradeschool and saw a lot of kids bully and get bullied. The most effective way to stop it that I saw, was when someone stood their ground against the bully.
User avatar #75 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
It only works so well, though. You stand up to him, and then he beats your ass, or you get in trouble when HE goes to HIS parents.
User avatar #77 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
There's a broad definition for bullying. If it's the intense tv drama harass the shit out of you deal, going to someone is probably a good idea. If it's shit talk with the periodic shove, than fight back. I don't think getting someone expelled for calling you a faggot is a healthy way to deal with things.
User avatar #78 - lolollo (01/02/2014) [-]
Then we're in more agreement than I took your first comment for.
User avatar #80 - manofbeardliness (01/02/2014) [-]
I hate how overly exaggerated it has become, It's sending a ridiculous message to kids.
#505 - Yea, I'm just going to question the validity of this test. Un… 01/02/2014 on Kid is smarter than the... +1
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User avatar #30 - Milos (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #31 to #30 - manofbeardliness (09/24/2013) [-]
I was unaware of this... Thank you for telling me
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
User avatar #7 to #6 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Ha sweet charlotte's a pretty nice place, I was living in Greenville and going to ECU but I transferred.
User avatar #8 to #7 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm applying to UNC. this summer
User avatar #9 to #8 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Nice UNC's a good school I have family in chapel hill. If you do go to UNC always remember... Duke sucks lol
User avatar #10 to #9 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha will do, where did you transfer to?
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