x
Click to expand

manofbeardliness

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
X-box Gamertag: an ole swamp
PSN: Don't have one
Date Signed Up:10/21/2011
Location:NC
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6793
Highest Content Rank:#3510
Highest Comment Rank:#1680
Content Thumbs: 547 total,  667 ,  120
Comment Thumbs: 7963 total,  10232 ,  2269
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 41 Content: Sammich eater → Level 42 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:4
Content Views:31048
Times Content Favorited:20 times
Total Comments Made:3673
FJ Points:7782
The most successful ginger you'll ever meet.

latest user's comments

#172 - I find these posts just about as annoying as the people they'r…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on The typical feminist 0
#181 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Fucking mangina white knight piece of shit. If you give a fuck about equality you call yourself and egalitarian or an equalist. You don't go around saying you are about gender equality unless you are against some other kind of equality. So feminists are racist cunts.
User avatar #183 - manofbeardliness (04/15/2014) [-]
What makes you think I'm some kind of neckbeard you stupid mother fucker? All I said is these posts are annoying and that you faggots have probably never met a "feminazi" (or many girls at that). If you have you'd know that girls (not your fucking waifu or whatever the hell) aren't hormonal beasts who constantly "friendzone" your pussy asses. How do you even expect to get laid if the only thing you can muster up is an insult to girls (implying you even talk to any). In the real world there's a thing called the division of labor that bases jobs and pay based off of ability not what they have down under. I don't agree with feminists that much, but I'll be damned if I'm going to bitch about it.

Go jack off to a fictional pony you untouched faggot.
#180 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Go fuck a cactus you stupid ass nigger.
#168 - I'm 8 and like shapes. 04/15/2014 on The typical feminist +3
#141 - Comment #84 pretty much sums up your comment... If not than y… 04/15/2014 on Troll 0
#134 - I've never understood why people feel the need to let their in… 04/15/2014 on Ready for a wild word ride ? 0
#125 - By the rules of the internet, everyone's perception of Ohio no… 04/14/2014 on Another Reason To Avoid Ohio 0
#117 - **manofbeardliness rolled image ** It's roll picture dumbass  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Me after I joined FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #138 - itsmepapaone (04/15/2014) [-]
Why did I insist on reading that.
User avatar #139 - grny (04/20/2014) [-]
ikr
#162 - Tanks OP! 04/14/2014 on God Damn It +1
#4634 - Maybe I overplayed the sinisterity I guess that's a word?… 04/14/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#159 - Thank you I came up with that on the spot  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on God Damn It +1
#160 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
Kudos to you sir!
#162 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Tanks OP!
#157 - As a scuba diving instructor I have a hypothesis. Jews are bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2014 on God Damn It +3
#158 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
Well damn.. makes more sense than my explanation, +1 for fancy words
#159 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Thank you

I came up with that on the spot
#160 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
Kudos to you sir!
#162 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Tanks OP!
#155 - I thought Jews only floated?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2014 on God Damn It +1
User avatar #156 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
well the black guy's sorta holding 'em down, it's an equal balance
#157 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
As a scuba diving instructor I have a hypothesis. Jews are buoyant due to the hollow area where their heart should be I'm a ginger so I have a similar situation except with a soul , because of this the oxygen in their blood isn't pumped through and accumulates toward their brains henceforth causing positive buoyancy and increased head size. The black population can't swim because of the genetic weeding out of smaller/lighter models (from slavery) and they're all now solid and negatively buoyant. With this comic, they are counteracting each others' buoyancy creating neutrality.

Racial physics in the simplest/purist form
#158 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
Well damn.. makes more sense than my explanation, +1 for fancy words
#159 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Thank you

I came up with that on the spot
#160 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
Kudos to you sir!
#162 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Tanks OP!
#334 - We've never said "ENGLISH IS OURS", we've only adjus… 04/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#11 - Wow, one of the few anime posts that actually made me laugh. … 04/14/2014 on Lost your hair 0
#54 - I figured as much. I find it pretty funny that they're pretty… 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo 0
#43 - I've always heard that but with the KKK instead of Hitler.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo +1
User avatar #44 - huszti (04/14/2014) [-]
we germans make the joke with hitler, because not everyone knows the KKK here.
User avatar #54 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
I figured as much. I find it pretty funny that they're pretty much the same joke both in Germany and here in the States.
#42 - There's also a M69 vibrator launching attachment coming out fo… 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo +6
#41 - Cold war, with Russia and the U.S in the background cheering, … 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo -1
#280 - What's so wrong with making something your own? I can underst…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #329 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
Changing something belonging to someone else and calling it your own?
You see nothing wrong with that?
At all?
Well allow me to graffiti and re-relased the mona lisa as my own!
User avatar #334 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
We've never said "ENGLISH IS OURS", we've only adjusted it to the way we speak. If something that has very little to do with you bothers you that much, than you have some shit to work out. I find it sooooo ironic when Brits have the audacity to claim that Americans are too prideful and arrogant. Anybody that considers a language that roughly 27% of the over 6-1/2 billion people in the world speak is theirs to control is pretty damn arrogant.

By all means, if you can paint that good I'll be the first to buy the Mona-Lisa off of you.
#262 - So basically the British butthurt over U.S's changes/adjustmen…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #273 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
It's not just that.
There are plenty of things America changes slightly to call it their's.
User avatar #280 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
What's so wrong with making something your own? I can understand the frustration of going on a website or something and when it shows English but only with an American flag. That's understandable and fair, but the spelling/pronunciation argument is stupid because what it all comes down to is American English is progressive and evolves and British English is mostly unchanging and traditional. Most Americans don't see anything wrong with either When they're used properly , making the British the aggressors and therefor assholes about it.
User avatar #329 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
Changing something belonging to someone else and calling it your own?
You see nothing wrong with that?
At all?
Well allow me to graffiti and re-relased the mona lisa as my own!
User avatar #334 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
We've never said "ENGLISH IS OURS", we've only adjusted it to the way we speak. If something that has very little to do with you bothers you that much, than you have some shit to work out. I find it sooooo ironic when Brits have the audacity to claim that Americans are too prideful and arrogant. Anybody that considers a language that roughly 27% of the over 6-1/2 billion people in the world speak is theirs to control is pretty damn arrogant.

By all means, if you can paint that good I'll be the first to buy the Mona-Lisa off of you.
#249 - Why? All we did was adjust spelling based on pronunciation. T…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/14/2014 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #251 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
Stop. You're wrong about the origin.

Britain was invaded by Latin speakers before Germanic. The language is a mix of primarily French, one dialect of German (probably middle or high German, Roman Empire era Latin, Spanish, Danish and Swedish, to name a few. Remember Wales and Scotland have their own languages, and the similarities between English and Welsh cannot be ignored.

We never claim to have completely coined the language, however no other country can claim to have come up with English, it was a group effort. But you know what England then did? Spread it over 90% of the globe. You know who didn't change the language at all? Every other British colony.
User avatar #262 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
So basically the British butthurt over U.S's changes/adjustments subtle, mind you are based off of the pride that a group effort led to English but the British delivered it around the world, so therefor it's trademarked? As for the history lesson, I was making a point on the fact that it was partially brought over and evolved into what's spoken today. Some of the most iconic pieces of literature that is considered early English came from the Northern Europeans.
User avatar #273 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
It's not just that.
There are plenty of things America changes slightly to call it their's.
User avatar #280 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
What's so wrong with making something your own? I can understand the frustration of going on a website or something and when it shows English but only with an American flag. That's understandable and fair, but the spelling/pronunciation argument is stupid because what it all comes down to is American English is progressive and evolves and British English is mostly unchanging and traditional. Most Americans don't see anything wrong with either When they're used properly , making the British the aggressors and therefor assholes about it.
User avatar #329 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
Changing something belonging to someone else and calling it your own?
You see nothing wrong with that?
At all?
Well allow me to graffiti and re-relased the mona lisa as my own!
User avatar #334 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
We've never said "ENGLISH IS OURS", we've only adjusted it to the way we speak. If something that has very little to do with you bothers you that much, than you have some shit to work out. I find it sooooo ironic when Brits have the audacity to claim that Americans are too prideful and arrogant. Anybody that considers a language that roughly 27% of the over 6-1/2 billion people in the world speak is theirs to control is pretty damn arrogant.

By all means, if you can paint that good I'll be the first to buy the Mona-Lisa off of you.
#253 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
"Stop. You're wrong about the origin."

Go fuck yourself. He's still right about everything else. Stop nitpicking to try and seem smarter.
User avatar #254 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
Log in and say that.
#257 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
Nice damage control, lol.
User avatar #258 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
As an anon, I dont' care about your opinion.
#4631 - Why is it that bad, he's still getting a gun to use when he's …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#4633 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
You're using him to get a gun and making him stop playing his games is not a great way to do it.
User avatar #4634 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Maybe I overplayed the sinisterity I guess that's a word? of it. My intentions were more so to benefit both us. He, in my opinion spends too much time inside playing videogames, when he should be outside being productive. He's voiced that he enjoys hunting and whatnot when he's at my house, so I helped myself by helping him. It's not like he's being left without something because I already have two 12gs. So that when he's older and wants something more practical for bigger game (ducks), than I'll let him use one of mine.

I was just excited that it worked out the way it did, of course I'm still looking out for my nephew.
#47 - I swear, some FJ'ers would probably still consider Putin the r… 04/14/2014 on The two sides of Putin +20
#69 - That's what I meant by sporting the extra weight. 04/13/2014 on >inb4 average american 0
#68 - That's why I said adjusted for bf%. On it's own, it's just a … 04/13/2014 on >inb4 average american 0
#64 - I could give less than half a **** about console "… 04/13/2014 on PC master race 0

items

Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1350
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#32 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
welcome to /religion/

king ******** approves of your visit.
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THAT BOARD:

1- im the king of that board. i killed it and killed its own soul.
2- atheists always think they are right and you are wrong.
3- JIDF swarm this board. I DEFEND ISRAEL BUT NOT ZIONIST! exactly like saying i suck dicks but im not gay.
4- it was filled with fedora fags. i wiped them and all i left are the ones you see there.
5- daily *********** in that board
6- YOU WANT SERIOUS ARGUMENTS? GO **** YOURSELF. sincerely, people who disagree with you.
7- with jews you loss
8- debating in there is like pissing in the ocean of piss.
9- trying to convince someone there is like trying to chew gum with your asshole. IMPOSSIBLE!
10- your opinion doesn't matter.
User avatar #35 to #34 - manofbeardliness (12/23/2014) [-]
I have no qualms with any of that.
User avatar #30 - Milos (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
 Friends (0)