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manofbeardliness

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Gender: male
Age: 22
X-box Gamertag: an ole swamp
PSN: Don't have one
Date Signed Up:10/21/2011
Location:NC
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#42 - Even if more of these vehicles were available in the U.S. the … 04/28/2014 on Mopar 0
#18 - An adorable way to **** up someone's day. 04/27/2014 on Lil' Cannon +3
#25 - Have you accepted the Enclave as your lord and government yet?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on A little piece of digital... +1
#26 - mrleague (04/27/2014) [-]
#218 - Picture 04/27/2014 on You will never be this much... +7
#89 - That'd be the most frustrating thing, my god I'd be pissed. 04/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#40 - I'll tell you one thing, if I ever get stopped for jaywaliking…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #82 - penileburglar (04/24/2014) [-]
At which point I'm sure he will very politely taze you.

Mouthing off to police officers may seem like the right idea at the time, but a few tickets tickets and several hundred dollars later, swallowing your dignity and shutting up suddenly seems like it may have been the better choice.
#30 - You can't drive bare-footed in my home state, but much like th…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2014 on (untitled) +5
User avatar #80 - istartedthewar (04/24/2014) [-]
My cousin got a $75 fine for jaywalking, then the next day he got another $75 for using a kick scooter on a sidewalk.
User avatar #89 - manofbeardliness (04/24/2014) [-]
That'd be the most frustrating thing, my god I'd be pissed.
User avatar #36 - ieatsand (04/23/2014) [-]
I've never seen it actually enforced here either
User avatar #40 - manofbeardliness (04/23/2014) [-]
I'll tell you one thing, if I ever get stopped for jaywaliking the first thing I'm going to do is very politely ask him "don't you have something better to do?''.
User avatar #82 - penileburglar (04/24/2014) [-]
At which point I'm sure he will very politely taze you.

Mouthing off to police officers may seem like the right idea at the time, but a few tickets tickets and several hundred dollars later, swallowing your dignity and shutting up suddenly seems like it may have been the better choice.
#191 - Well the **** does work, you can use psychology to … 04/23/2014 on bitch got hustled 0
#27 - Chipotle is pretty much a Taco Bell with actual standards … 04/23/2014 on He wouldn't have made it to... 0
#182 - I use condition and reinforcement training with my dog  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2014 on bitch got hustled 0
User avatar #189 - zombiestookmybike (04/23/2014) [-]
i am entirely joking by the way
User avatar #188 - zombiestookmybike (04/23/2014) [-]
i use it with my boyfriend
User avatar #191 - manofbeardliness (04/23/2014) [-]
Well the shit does work, you can use psychology to fuck with nearly anything that has a brain. Yea I don't think many people would've caught on to that.
#54 - I still have my psychology textbook from my Freshmen year and …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2014 on bitch got hustled +7
User avatar #80 - zombiestookmybike (04/22/2014) [-]
try conditioning to get them to do what you want, that shit's pretty successful
User avatar #182 - manofbeardliness (04/23/2014) [-]
I use condition and reinforcement training with my dog
User avatar #189 - zombiestookmybike (04/23/2014) [-]
i am entirely joking by the way
User avatar #188 - zombiestookmybike (04/23/2014) [-]
i use it with my boyfriend
User avatar #191 - manofbeardliness (04/23/2014) [-]
Well the shit does work, you can use psychology to fuck with nearly anything that has a brain. Yea I don't think many people would've caught on to that.
#58 - They made more than one Little Mermaid? I was unaware o…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Something smells fishy 0
User avatar #77 - rollinggolem (04/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, with her daughter. You should watch it if you have nothing better to do than watch a disney princess movie.
#320 - Exactly, stoner's think just because there is no addictive by-…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on WEED -1
User avatar #365 - hashtronaut (04/21/2014) [-]
> says exactly
>doesn't realize i'm not agreeing with them

also, it's amusing how wrong your "facts" are. but, no point in arguing with you. good day.
#45 - Oh my god. It's so horrible not having access to a piece of c…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on Happy Easter America 0
User avatar #47 - trevcars (04/21/2014) [-]
It's gonna be okay. There are other chocolates!
#311 - He can hold a tune and has more range than the general public.… 04/21/2014 on Link in Desc. -2
#246 - I smoke, but I think most stoners are ******* stupid. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2014 on WEED -1
User avatar #275 - hashtronaut (04/21/2014) [-]
and i've seen people who would rather put the money into their car than food. You can be psychologically addicted to anything...but, there's no CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY involved.
User avatar #320 - manofbeardliness (04/21/2014) [-]
Exactly, stoner's think just because there is no addictive by-products in weed, that they can't get addicted. By nature humans are creatures of habit, so if they smoke to the point where their body/mind becomes accustom to smoking weed every day, of course they'll become dependent. Another thing that gets on my nerves is when they say it can't do any harm. Go look at all the data explaining how weed can be harmful to people who're predisposed to mental illness and how it can heavily increase the chances of symptoms to surface.
User avatar #365 - hashtronaut (04/21/2014) [-]
> says exactly
>doesn't realize i'm not agreeing with them

also, it's amusing how wrong your "facts" are. but, no point in arguing with you. good day.
#295 - I don't like either, but at least JB can sing. Don't get me w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on Link in Desc. -2
#296 - melolicious (04/21/2014) [-]
Agreed
#292 - I really don't like Daft Punk that much.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Link in Desc. +5
#294 - melolicious (04/21/2014) [-]
Me too rather JB than that shit
User avatar #295 - manofbeardliness (04/21/2014) [-]
I don't like either, but at least JB can sing. Don't get me wrong, I think he's a shitty kid and his fans are obnoxious, but he does have talent.
#296 - melolicious (04/21/2014) [-]
Agreed
#264 - Yessir  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on just justin bieber eating... 0
#265 - tacticalbacon (04/20/2014) [-]
**tacticalbacon rolled image**
#28 - I know someone with 360 on their tacoma, and it still runs str… 04/19/2014 on Custom build 0
#25 - Can your Dodge do this?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Custom build 0
User avatar #27 - savagechode (04/19/2014) [-]
also hit a tree doing 45 all that happened was a bent c-channel bumper
User avatar #26 - savagechode (04/19/2014) [-]
-__- you just showed me a video of body damage and some waves.....my last truck was in hurricane sandy when it hit the jersey shore for 8 hours in water....cleared the cylinders and it fired up then i rolled it 3 times in the woods and it still worked. my new ruck has 220 thousand miles on the motor and still no taping or anything. do you have the diesel motor?
User avatar #28 - manofbeardliness (04/19/2014) [-]
I know someone with 360 on their tacoma, and it still runs strong. You can talk about the payload, safety, torque, and whatever you want. A dodge is a hauler, a Toyota is an off-road truck. You can do a hell of a lot more offroad, but you can't haul anywhere as much as a dodge.
#23 - Toyota's a great, not the most low end torque, but damned if y…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Custom build 0
User avatar #24 - savagechode (04/19/2014) [-]
sodas are just yodas, they can't even get out of there own way let alone lift with tires there doggin out even with regears
User avatar #25 - manofbeardliness (04/19/2014) [-]
Can your Dodge do this?
Killing a Toyota
User avatar #27 - savagechode (04/19/2014) [-]
also hit a tree doing 45 all that happened was a bent c-channel bumper
User avatar #26 - savagechode (04/19/2014) [-]
-__- you just showed me a video of body damage and some waves.....my last truck was in hurricane sandy when it hit the jersey shore for 8 hours in water....cleared the cylinders and it fired up then i rolled it 3 times in the woods and it still worked. my new ruck has 220 thousand miles on the motor and still no taping or anything. do you have the diesel motor?
User avatar #28 - manofbeardliness (04/19/2014) [-]
I know someone with 360 on their tacoma, and it still runs strong. You can talk about the payload, safety, torque, and whatever you want. A dodge is a hauler, a Toyota is an off-road truck. You can do a hell of a lot more offroad, but you can't haul anywhere as much as a dodge.
#46 - I wouldn't pay for. If I'm trying a sip of coffee that's gone…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on Spring 0
#50 - rollinggolem (04/18/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled image** If we ever go to a coffee shop together, then I would give you a sip and charge you depending on the size of the cup and the size of your sip. If the cup is 80$, then about 5$ would probably be fair for a well sized sip.
#80 - I had dr phil on the tv (for some ******* reason) and t… 04/18/2014 on 4chan pranks a restaurant 0
#44 - I don't know, maybe. I drink the hell out of some coffee, and…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Spring 0
#45 - rollinggolem (04/18/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled image**
Apparently it's 35-80$ a cup. If I spent that much on it already I would finish it and say it was delicious even if it tasted like shit. (pun intended)
User avatar #46 - manofbeardliness (04/18/2014) [-]
I wouldn't pay for. If I'm trying a sip of coffee that's gone through an animal's digestive system, I'm not paying for jack shit pun kind-of intended.
#50 - rollinggolem (04/18/2014) [-]
**rollinggolem rolled image** If we ever go to a coffee shop together, then I would give you a sip and charge you depending on the size of the cup and the size of your sip. If the cup is 80$, then about 5$ would probably be fair for a well sized sip.

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#32 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
welcome to /religion/

king ******** approves of your visit.
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THAT BOARD:

1- im the king of that board. i killed it and killed its own soul.
2- atheists always think they are right and you are wrong.
3- JIDF swarm this board. I DEFEND ISRAEL BUT NOT ZIONIST! exactly like saying i suck dicks but im not gay.
4- it was filled with fedora fags. i wiped them and all i left are the ones you see there.
5- daily *********** in that board
6- YOU WANT SERIOUS ARGUMENTS? GO **** YOURSELF. sincerely, people who disagree with you.
7- with jews you loss
8- debating in there is like pissing in the ocean of piss.
9- trying to convince someone there is like trying to chew gum with your asshole. IMPOSSIBLE!
10- your opinion doesn't matter.
User avatar #35 to #34 - manofbeardliness (12/23/2014) [-]
I have no qualms with any of that.
User avatar #30 - Milos (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
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