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Date Signed Up:10/21/2011
Location:OBX NC
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#4634 - Maybe I overplayed the sinisterity I guess that's a word?… 04/14/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#159 - Thank you I came up with that on the spot  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on God Damn It +1
#160 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
Kudos to you sir!
#162 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Tanks OP!
#157 - As a scuba diving instructor I have a hypothesis. Jews are bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2014 on God Damn It +3
#158 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
Well damn.. makes more sense than my explanation, +1 for fancy words
#159 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Thank you

I came up with that on the spot
#160 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
Kudos to you sir!
#162 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Tanks OP!
#155 - I thought Jews only floated?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2014 on God Damn It +1
User avatar #156 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
well the black guy's sorta holding 'em down, it's an equal balance
#157 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
As a scuba diving instructor I have a hypothesis. Jews are buoyant due to the hollow area where their heart should be I'm a ginger so I have a similar situation except with a soul , because of this the oxygen in their blood isn't pumped through and accumulates toward their brains henceforth causing positive buoyancy and increased head size. The black population can't swim because of the genetic weeding out of smaller/lighter models (from slavery) and they're all now solid and negatively buoyant. With this comic, they are counteracting each others' buoyancy creating neutrality.

Racial physics in the simplest/purist form
#158 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
Well damn.. makes more sense than my explanation, +1 for fancy words
#159 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Thank you

I came up with that on the spot
#160 - itsthetie (04/14/2014) [-]
Kudos to you sir!
#162 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Tanks OP!
#334 - We've never said "ENGLISH IS OURS", we've only adjus… 04/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#11 - Wow, one of the few anime posts that actually made me laugh. … 04/14/2014 on Lost your hair 0
#54 - I figured as much. I find it pretty funny that they're pretty… 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo 0
#43 - I've always heard that but with the KKK instead of Hitler.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo +1
User avatar #44 - huszti (04/14/2014) [-]
we germans make the joke with hitler, because not everyone knows the KKK here.
User avatar #54 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
I figured as much. I find it pretty funny that they're pretty much the same joke both in Germany and here in the States.
#42 - There's also a M69 vibrator launching attachment coming out fo… 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo +6
#41 - Cold war, with Russia and the U.S in the background cheering, … 04/14/2014 on Camera dildo -1
#280 - What's so wrong with making something your own? I can underst…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #329 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
Changing something belonging to someone else and calling it your own?
You see nothing wrong with that?
At all?
Well allow me to graffiti and re-relased the mona lisa as my own!
User avatar #334 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
We've never said "ENGLISH IS OURS", we've only adjusted it to the way we speak. If something that has very little to do with you bothers you that much, than you have some shit to work out. I find it sooooo ironic when Brits have the audacity to claim that Americans are too prideful and arrogant. Anybody that considers a language that roughly 27% of the over 6-1/2 billion people in the world speak is theirs to control is pretty damn arrogant.

By all means, if you can paint that good I'll be the first to buy the Mona-Lisa off of you.
#262 - So basically the British butthurt over U.S's changes/adjustmen…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #273 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
It's not just that.
There are plenty of things America changes slightly to call it their's.
User avatar #280 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
What's so wrong with making something your own? I can understand the frustration of going on a website or something and when it shows English but only with an American flag. That's understandable and fair, but the spelling/pronunciation argument is stupid because what it all comes down to is American English is progressive and evolves and British English is mostly unchanging and traditional. Most Americans don't see anything wrong with either When they're used properly , making the British the aggressors and therefor assholes about it.
User avatar #329 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
Changing something belonging to someone else and calling it your own?
You see nothing wrong with that?
At all?
Well allow me to graffiti and re-relased the mona lisa as my own!
User avatar #334 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
We've never said "ENGLISH IS OURS", we've only adjusted it to the way we speak. If something that has very little to do with you bothers you that much, than you have some shit to work out. I find it sooooo ironic when Brits have the audacity to claim that Americans are too prideful and arrogant. Anybody that considers a language that roughly 27% of the over 6-1/2 billion people in the world speak is theirs to control is pretty damn arrogant.

By all means, if you can paint that good I'll be the first to buy the Mona-Lisa off of you.
#249 - Why? All we did was adjust spelling based on pronunciation. T…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/14/2014 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #251 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
Stop. You're wrong about the origin.

Britain was invaded by Latin speakers before Germanic. The language is a mix of primarily French, one dialect of German (probably middle or high German, Roman Empire era Latin, Spanish, Danish and Swedish, to name a few. Remember Wales and Scotland have their own languages, and the similarities between English and Welsh cannot be ignored.

We never claim to have completely coined the language, however no other country can claim to have come up with English, it was a group effort. But you know what England then did? Spread it over 90% of the globe. You know who didn't change the language at all? Every other British colony.
User avatar #262 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
So basically the British butthurt over U.S's changes/adjustments subtle, mind you are based off of the pride that a group effort led to English but the British delivered it around the world, so therefor it's trademarked? As for the history lesson, I was making a point on the fact that it was partially brought over and evolved into what's spoken today. Some of the most iconic pieces of literature that is considered early English came from the Northern Europeans.
User avatar #273 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
It's not just that.
There are plenty of things America changes slightly to call it their's.
User avatar #280 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
What's so wrong with making something your own? I can understand the frustration of going on a website or something and when it shows English but only with an American flag. That's understandable and fair, but the spelling/pronunciation argument is stupid because what it all comes down to is American English is progressive and evolves and British English is mostly unchanging and traditional. Most Americans don't see anything wrong with either When they're used properly , making the British the aggressors and therefor assholes about it.
User avatar #329 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
Changing something belonging to someone else and calling it your own?
You see nothing wrong with that?
At all?
Well allow me to graffiti and re-relased the mona lisa as my own!
User avatar #334 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
We've never said "ENGLISH IS OURS", we've only adjusted it to the way we speak. If something that has very little to do with you bothers you that much, than you have some shit to work out. I find it sooooo ironic when Brits have the audacity to claim that Americans are too prideful and arrogant. Anybody that considers a language that roughly 27% of the over 6-1/2 billion people in the world speak is theirs to control is pretty damn arrogant.

By all means, if you can paint that good I'll be the first to buy the Mona-Lisa off of you.
#253 - 4chan refugee (04/14/2014) [-]
"Stop. You're wrong about the origin."

Go fuck yourself. He's still right about everything else. Stop nitpicking to try and seem smarter.
User avatar #254 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
Log in and say that.
#257 - 4chan refugee (04/14/2014) [-]
Nice damage control, lol.
User avatar #258 - Loppytaffy (04/14/2014) [-]
As an anon, I dont' care about your opinion.
#4631 - Why is it that bad, he's still getting a gun to use when he's …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#4633 - 4chan refugee (04/14/2014) [-]
You're using him to get a gun and making him stop playing his games is not a great way to do it.
User avatar #4634 - manofbeardliness (04/14/2014) [-]
Maybe I overplayed the sinisterity I guess that's a word? of it. My intentions were more so to benefit both us. He, in my opinion spends too much time inside playing videogames, when he should be outside being productive. He's voiced that he enjoys hunting and whatnot when he's at my house, so I helped myself by helping him. It's not like he's being left without something because I already have two 12gs. So that when he's older and wants something more practical for bigger game (ducks), than I'll let him use one of mine.

I was just excited that it worked out the way it did, of course I'm still looking out for my nephew.
#47 - I swear, some FJ'ers would probably still consider Putin the r… 04/14/2014 on The two sides of Putin +21
#69 - That's what I meant by sporting the extra weight. 04/13/2014 on >inb4 average american 0
#68 - That's why I said adjusted for bf%. On it's own, it's just a … 04/13/2014 on >inb4 average american 0
#64 - I could give less than half a **** about console … 04/13/2014 on PC master race 0
#50 - Gynecologist 04/13/2014 on >inb4 average american +1
#49 - Numerically it's based off of your bmi scale adjusted to your …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2014 on >inb4 average american 0
User avatar #67 - vortexrain (04/13/2014) [-]
The BMI is stupid. You could be 5'9, weigh 250 lbs because of muscle, and, according to the BMI, you'd be morbidly obese.
User avatar #68 - manofbeardliness (04/13/2014) [-]
That's why I said adjusted for bf%. On it's own, it's just a decent rule of thumb. With the bf% test and adjusted, it's pretty accurate damn accurate.
User avatar #51 - omfgitszack (04/13/2014) [-]
There's a lot of people who just look fairly buffed when in reality they're quite overweight.
User avatar #69 - manofbeardliness (04/13/2014) [-]
That's what I meant by sporting the extra weight.
#20 - That's rough man, maybe the pug will cheer you up though. 04/13/2014 on Pug the police 0
#97 - How are they better? Do they taste better, do they stay out o… 04/13/2014 on Firefighting helmet from... 0
#95 - You do what with moose now...? 04/13/2014 on Firefighting helmet from... +1
#87 - Why are you people arguing over moose?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Firefighting helmet from... +1
#108 - 4chan refugee (04/13/2014) [-]
Swedefags and Canadafags are desperate to prove how great their useless countries are.
User avatar #165 - gustaviaable (04/14/2014) [-]
Don't hate just because Canada and Sweden are two of the greatest countries on earth
User avatar #92 - icespine (04/13/2014) [-]
because moose mean everything in canada it's what we do when we aren't playing hockey
User avatar #95 - manofbeardliness (04/13/2014) [-]
You do what with moose now...?
User avatar #89 - gustaviaable (04/13/2014) [-]
Because he don't understand how better the swedish moose is over the canadian moose
User avatar #97 - manofbeardliness (04/13/2014) [-]
How are they better? Do they taste better, do they stay out of the road more, what do they do? It can't be like it is here in the states, because when we talk about which state has better deer, bears, or other game, than hunting and or eating is involved.
#19 - Yea and that's really sad, but bastardizing responsible people…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on when roles are reversed 0
User avatar #20 - enemyoftrn (04/13/2014) [-]
Psychology is still a growing science. We can't be sure how to screen for deranged lunatics. It would take years just for one symptom to pop up in an FBI database. Then it would take even longer to screen and ponder if that one symptom is enough to warrant an pre-emptive arrest.
Guns, however, are not as immaterial an object to control. Ok, lets say Subject A passed a psyche test to buy a gun. He went for a mental evaluation every 6 months to pass for his license. But, in those 6 months, lets say he got fired, he lost his wife, dog, and the unborn child. He snapped, and shoot up a school prep rally.
The police check his background, seems like he is still a grade A to own a gun, his psyche holds out. But that was 6 months ago, the data is not valid now.
How about just control the thing that can be controlled?
Is it that hard just to let go that insane obsession with guns?
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User avatar #30 - Milos (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #31 to #30 - manofbeardliness (09/24/2013) [-]
I was unaware of this... Thank you for telling me
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
User avatar #7 to #6 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Ha sweet charlotte's a pretty nice place, I was living in Greenville and going to ECU but I transferred.
User avatar #8 to #7 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm applying to UNC. this summer
User avatar #9 to #8 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Nice UNC's a good school I have family in chapel hill. If you do go to UNC always remember... Duke sucks lol
User avatar #10 to #9 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Haha will do, where did you transfer to?
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