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manofbeardliness

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Gender: male
Age: 22
X-box Gamertag: an ole swamp
PSN: Don't have one
Date Signed Up:10/21/2011
Location:NC
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Comment Ranking:#6807
Highest Content Rank:#3510
Highest Comment Rank:#1680
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Subscribers:4
Content Views:31048
Times Content Favorited:20 times
Total Comments Made:3670
FJ Points:7781
The most successful ginger you'll ever meet.

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#69 - Evidently everyone on this site has an IQ of 130+ as shown in …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on IQ Test Fail 0
User avatar #74 - iamkagji (11/24/2014) [-]
IQ is bullshit, and IQ test was part of the battery I had to take to prove to the marines that I didn't have ADD and wasn't bipolar and I scored 180 despite being a dumbass
#113 - ***** you ******** up! 11/24/2014 on Anon Saves His Girlfriend! +6
#39 - B and The Cheater. World domination ************* 11/24/2014 on Two more choice games, by... 0
#24 - That has to be the most racist comic I've ever seen 11/24/2014 on Political Correctness +175
#31 - So you made the mistake of getting an Acer too?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Annoying Laptop +3
#83 - forszhen (11/24/2014) [-]
Lmao unfortunately. Mine's falling apart right now. Had to super glue it back together. No fucking joke.
#81 - faelysse (11/24/2014) [-]
Mistake? Love my Acer Aspire V3-771G!
#47 - I don't get it? 11/23/2014 on tldr bible 0
#138 - THE ONLY BATTERY THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS ME BATTERING YOUR F… 11/23/2014 on Temperature 0
#33 - Sweet cheesy/buttery greatness between two slices of bread toa… 11/23/2014 on Don't underestimate fathers +3
#67 - OH **** ***** IT'S ON! My hate f…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Temperature +3
User avatar #72 - happypancake (11/23/2014) [-]
DONT LIKE PANCAKE BATTER, HUH? HOW ABOUT I BATTER YOUR FACE?

Tbh the food coma is part of the journey, but I prefer crepes, which are still technically pancakes
User avatar #138 - manofbeardliness (11/23/2014) [-]
THE ONLY BATTERY THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS ME BATTERING YOUR FACE WITH A FLYING DROPKICK!

Crapes are pretty damn good though.
#137 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
Crepes are amazing.
#11 - Comedy is the solution to mundane advertising. **** fe…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Don't underestimate fathers +148
User avatar #32 - frenzyhero (11/23/2014) [-]
dude I fucking love grilled cheese
User avatar #33 - manofbeardliness (11/23/2014) [-]
Sweet cheesy/buttery greatness between two slices of bread toasted to perfection in a skillet full of calories and happiness
#20 - webadbaby (11/23/2014) [-]
Pic related.
#48 - Waffles all day. Pancakes are good if you like injecting your…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Temperature +2
User avatar #61 - happypancake (11/23/2014) [-]
SAY THAT TO MY FACE BITCH

Truth be told, I'm just happy to be relevant once in a while
User avatar #67 - manofbeardliness (11/23/2014) [-]
OH SHIT NIGGA IT'S ON!

My hate for pancakes shouldn't put you down... There are thousands of people who for some reason like to eat thick paste cooked and covered in syrup that cause shameful food comas
User avatar #72 - happypancake (11/23/2014) [-]
DONT LIKE PANCAKE BATTER, HUH? HOW ABOUT I BATTER YOUR FACE?

Tbh the food coma is part of the journey, but I prefer crepes, which are still technically pancakes
User avatar #138 - manofbeardliness (11/23/2014) [-]
THE ONLY BATTERY THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IS ME BATTERING YOUR FACE WITH A FLYING DROPKICK!

Crapes are pretty damn good though.
#137 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
Crepes are amazing.
#42 - I knew my comment was too vague. You're right China is incredi… 11/23/2014 on Facts 0
#40 - True as that may be, if they started circulating that money in…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Facts -2
User avatar #41 - yunoknow (11/23/2014) [-]
Compare Chinese billionaires to American billionaires, who creates more jobs exactly? What did the American billionaires ever do for the Americans? They ARE circulating the money into the economy, just not by philanthropic means. Saying that China isn't productive in 2014 is a bit ridiculous really, they've been outproducing almost everything compared to all the other countries, and although GDP growth has stagnated it's still rising at around 8% last time I checked. China is whooping the US' ass at capitalism, and calling them commies isn't going to take that sting away.
User avatar #42 - manofbeardliness (11/23/2014) [-]
I knew my comment was too vague. You're right China is incredibly productive and in a lot of areas have been outdoing the U.S. Be that as it may, but because of their weaker institutions, large gap between government and citizen, and lack of laws that reward innovation they're robbing their citizens of national (and global) benefits. Institutions in China don't protect innovation from citizens, they don't have patent laws, and often the government takes over the projects and kicks the author to the curb. There's no Bill Gates or Warren Buffet of China because there's no incentive to become one. That's why China is the king of knock-offs, because they're so efficient that they can replicate virtually anything, but they'll always be limited to that. Their generally corrupt government bullies and silences people out of their opinion and doesn't allow them to profit from innovation. So in turn all they do is aimlessly replicate while their government reaps most of the benefits.
#90 - He says "Suck it Xbox" in one panel, then concludes …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Game Prism +4
#91 - stoicnick (11/23/2014) [-]
Refer to comment #72
#226 - The unchihalover thing is actually starting to get funny to me… 11/23/2014 on It's the Spin, ain't gotta... 0
#225 - No, it only affects me when I have to focus on smaller objects… 11/23/2014 on It's the Spin, ain't gotta... 0
#36 - Having Nystagmus makes **** like this hard.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on It's the Spin, ain't gotta... -1
User avatar #43 - sumerfag (11/23/2014) [-]
I'd have to imagine it makes literally anything you have to see to do hard, not just things like this
User avatar #225 - manofbeardliness (11/23/2014) [-]
No, it only affects me when I have to focus on smaller objects. I can't read for extended periods of time without my eyes starting to shake progressively worse until I can't take it; yet I've never been prescribed glasses in my life.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nystagmus Do some independent research there sport.
#247 - Seriously... People are afraid of approaching women because of…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on single 4 lyfe +1
#256 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
And on the other side of things you have women wondering what is wrong with them that men don't seem interested. It's a cycle of bitterness.
#80 - I know, I'm just throwing in my input. The hangover is more m… 11/21/2014 on American Beer 0
#106 - Level 195 ******** , Bow before my privileges oppressed scum! 11/21/2014 on CHECK YON PRIVILEGE! +2
#17 - Well it's not really that it alleviates hangovers. It's more…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on American Beer 0
User avatar #76 - whysoseven (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey, I'm just telling what they told me
User avatar #80 - manofbeardliness (11/21/2014) [-]
I know, I'm just throwing in my input. The hangover is more mild, but I'd say people drink light beers more because you can drink more faster at less expense and wake up with a more mild hangover.
#316 - Comment deleted 11/20/2014 on like new levels bars on top... -1
#48 - It doesn't tell your current level and the idea of having the …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2014 on like new levels bars on top... +47
#447 - demfeels (11/21/2014) [-]
**demfeels rolled image** If everyone had permanent coloured text then it wouldn't be cool anymore
#316 - manofbeardliness has deleted their comment.
#119 - jacobthecow (11/20/2014) [-]
do this shit now. I like this. You can do it admin
#108 - thewulfman (11/20/2014) [-]
#19 - Apparently we really like White Snake. 11/20/2014 on Google +1
#3285 - Are nomadic? 11/20/2014 on what do you look like? 0

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#32 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
welcome to /religion/

king ******** approves of your visit.
#34 to #33 - syrianassassin (12/23/2014) [-]
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS FOR THAT BOARD:

1- im the king of that board. i killed it and killed its own soul.
2- atheists always think they are right and you are wrong.
3- JIDF swarm this board. I DEFEND ISRAEL BUT NOT ZIONIST! exactly like saying i suck dicks but im not gay.
4- it was filled with fedora fags. i wiped them and all i left are the ones you see there.
5- daily *********** in that board
6- YOU WANT SERIOUS ARGUMENTS? GO **** YOURSELF. sincerely, people who disagree with you.
7- with jews you loss
8- debating in there is like pissing in the ocean of piss.
9- trying to convince someone there is like trying to chew gum with your asshole. IMPOSSIBLE!
10- your opinion doesn't matter.
User avatar #35 to #34 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I have no qualms with any of that.
User avatar #30 - Milos (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
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