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#57 - No I don't  [+] (16 new replies) 05/29/2014 on (untitled) +1
#58 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
THEN YOU AREN'T A TRUE AMERICAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE DIGNITY
User avatar #61 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
As a white, middle-class southerner, I am offended by your comment questioning my American'ness
#62 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
South's a bunch of shit-covered-finger lickers and you are no different
User avatar #63 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm glad people from other countries know more about Americans than Americans do
#64 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
I have lived in the states long enough to know that you lick shit of you fingers because the dookie in your hand wasnt enough
User avatar #66 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
What are you in Florida or something?
#68 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
I live in the part of the country where they shit in their hands and eat it
User avatar #69 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
Detroit?
#70 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
I live everywherre, cause everyone eats shit of they hands in the whole USA
User avatar #72 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
Oh okay, so you're in the Jersey shore.
#74 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
quit trying to justify your shit eating ways, you shit eating nigger
User avatar #76 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
What part of White middle-class Southerner do you not understand?
#78 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
What part of nigger poor-class Southern do you not know about yourself?
User avatar #92 - manofbeardliness (05/30/2014) [-]
Sorry to take so long to reply, but I was busy eating my own shit.
#97 - icanexplain (05/30/2014) [-]
After, of course, shitting in your hand. you sir are a true american
User avatar #98 - manofbeardliness (05/30/2014) [-]
Apparently so
#55 - If you can explain, than do it.  [+] (18 new replies) 05/29/2014 on (untitled) +1
#56 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
they shit in there hands and eat it
#57 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
No I don't
#58 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
THEN YOU AREN'T A TRUE AMERICAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE DIGNITY
User avatar #61 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
As a white, middle-class southerner, I am offended by your comment questioning my American'ness
#62 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
South's a bunch of shit-covered-finger lickers and you are no different
User avatar #63 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm glad people from other countries know more about Americans than Americans do
#64 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
I have lived in the states long enough to know that you lick shit of you fingers because the dookie in your hand wasnt enough
User avatar #66 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
What are you in Florida or something?
#68 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
I live in the part of the country where they shit in their hands and eat it
User avatar #69 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
Detroit?
#70 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
I live everywherre, cause everyone eats shit of they hands in the whole USA
User avatar #72 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
Oh okay, so you're in the Jersey shore.
#74 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
quit trying to justify your shit eating ways, you shit eating nigger
User avatar #76 - manofbeardliness (05/29/2014) [-]
What part of White middle-class Southerner do you not understand?
#78 - icanexplain (05/29/2014) [-]
What part of nigger poor-class Southern do you not know about yourself?
User avatar #92 - manofbeardliness (05/30/2014) [-]
Sorry to take so long to reply, but I was busy eating my own shit.
#97 - icanexplain (05/30/2014) [-]
After, of course, shitting in your hand. you sir are a true american
User avatar #98 - manofbeardliness (05/30/2014) [-]
Apparently so
#49 - The most satisfactory part about being 21 is giving people who…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on 21st birthday +2
User avatar #55 - nockae (05/23/2014) [-]
Who do you give these people to?
#56 - thisniggajeremy (05/23/2014) [-]
#54 - It's easy... Don't major in something just because you like it… 05/23/2014 on College then and now +1
#51 - Well if you plan ahead and get decent grades, things can turn … 05/23/2014 on College then and now 0
#64 - Nice man, I've always rode Honda. I raced for about 4 years w… 05/22/2014 on What 0
#58 - Man I need to start riding again. I'm home for the summer, the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on What +1
#61 - bigredginga (05/22/2014) [-]
still do on my kx250
User avatar #64 - manofbeardliness (05/22/2014) [-]
Nice man, I've always rode Honda. I raced for about 4 years with my cr250, but I've always preferred trail-riding so I got out of that and got a newer crf250x which I love. I got out of the 2-stroke game after rebuilding the top end of my bike 3 times.
#117 - Never heard of 'em?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on Orange Peel +3
User avatar #119 - nimba (05/16/2014) [-]
about 20 to three
#115 - Which one?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Orange Peel 0
#116 - nimba (05/16/2014) [-]
obviously NSFW
User avatar #117 - manofbeardliness (05/16/2014) [-]
Never heard of 'em?
User avatar #119 - nimba (05/16/2014) [-]
about 20 to three
#120 - That's fine by me. I'm a skeptic with most things, so unless … 05/16/2014 on Tinfoil Hat Fedora. The...... 0
#76 - I just eat around Cameron Village at Biscuitville and whatnot.… 05/15/2014 on Fucking Denny's 0
#117 - Yea that could be true, but as an economics major I don't cred…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Tinfoil Hat Fedora. The...... 0
User avatar #119 - kungfulouie (05/15/2014) [-]
Let's agree to disagree then. I think there is a difference between the corporations who try and asses the demographics for economic purposes, and the government who uses it in an attempt to control the masses.
User avatar #120 - manofbeardliness (05/16/2014) [-]
That's fine by me. I'm a skeptic with most things, so unless there's a good amount of non-objective evidence, I have doubts. Honestly, I wouldn't even classify what you've said as a conspiracy theory. The biggest difference in our opinions is you think the government has more malicious intentions and more control over television than me. It's a given that television is used to manipulate people, the intentions is what people argue over.
#536 - I've seen it around, just haven't really asked what it is. 05/14/2014 on Good Guy Pope Comp 0
#227 - What the hell is **** posting?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2014 on Good Guy Pope Comp 0
User avatar #232 - technobanana (05/14/2014) [-]
Shit posting controversial stupid comments just to start flame wars. Not quite the same as trolling but equally as assholey. Also I learn new things on subjects I don't know much about.
User avatar #536 - manofbeardliness (05/14/2014) [-]
I've seen it around, just haven't really asked what it is.
#219 - Eh, I get what you're saying but your first comment just comes…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2014 on Good Guy Pope Comp 0
#222 - technobanana (05/14/2014) [-]
I have a habit of shit posting on FJ. I like rustling jimmies sorry.
User avatar #227 - manofbeardliness (05/14/2014) [-]
What the hell is shit posting?
User avatar #232 - technobanana (05/14/2014) [-]
Shit posting controversial stupid comments just to start flame wars. Not quite the same as trolling but equally as assholey. Also I learn new things on subjects I don't know much about.
User avatar #536 - manofbeardliness (05/14/2014) [-]
I've seen it around, just haven't really asked what it is.
#206 - You mean a religious person who's religion is based on the sal…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/14/2014 on Good Guy Pope Comp +7
#208 - technobanana (05/14/2014) [-]
I get the point. Its just more the fact you could live your whole life as a great person never harmin anyone. But if you're not Christian you're still going to burn in hell forever. You have to fear their false god just to obtain salvation. Fuck that shit.
#275 - Womens Study Major (05/14/2014) [-]
It's not. You will not burn in hell for not being openly Christian nor even believing in God. I, as a Christian, refuse to believe that. If good people that do good and live their lives accordingly burn in hell for not accepting an entity they've never seen, heard or exists actual proof of - then I don't think I want to go to Heaven, that place would suck.
User avatar #276 - technobanana (05/14/2014) [-]
Read down and read my comments. Specifically the one about my christian friend..
#278 - Womens Study Major (05/14/2014) [-]
I did read it, I just shared my own opinion on it.
#221 - flufflepuff (05/14/2014) [-]
It's not like he's forcing people to change beliefs. You're free to do whatever the hell you want.

Ha, hell
User avatar #219 - manofbeardliness (05/14/2014) [-]
Eh, I get what you're saying but your first comment just comes off as ridiculous.
#222 - technobanana (05/14/2014) [-]
I have a habit of shit posting on FJ. I like rustling jimmies sorry.
User avatar #227 - manofbeardliness (05/14/2014) [-]
What the hell is shit posting?
User avatar #232 - technobanana (05/14/2014) [-]
Shit posting controversial stupid comments just to start flame wars. Not quite the same as trolling but equally as assholey. Also I learn new things on subjects I don't know much about.
User avatar #536 - manofbeardliness (05/14/2014) [-]
I've seen it around, just haven't really asked what it is.
#110 - Companies do use psychology to influence people but I'd credit…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/14/2014 on Tinfoil Hat Fedora. The...... 0
User avatar #113 - kungfulouie (05/14/2014) [-]
I'd phrase that more to the point of that it's already common for companies to do a certain aspect of basic psychological exploitation for profit, so of course the government would do it for control. Along with probably far more advanced techniques, as they have been trying, admittedly, for decades to do. I mean, of course advertisers and companies use simple techniques so you buy Captain Crunch, but the gov't would use theirs to make you believe things like compliance through complacency for example.
User avatar #117 - manofbeardliness (05/15/2014) [-]
Yea that could be true, but as an economics major I don't credit the country's complacency on government intervention, there's far too many conflicting interests involved in the corporate U.S and people are just as divided in opinions. The government's job is to interpenetrate, guess, and asses. There's way too many factors involved in the makeup of the country and government so it's hard to fathom the government having as much of a grasp on things as conspirators claim. To each their own opinion though.
User avatar #119 - kungfulouie (05/15/2014) [-]
Let's agree to disagree then. I think there is a difference between the corporations who try and asses the demographics for economic purposes, and the government who uses it in an attempt to control the masses.
User avatar #120 - manofbeardliness (05/16/2014) [-]
That's fine by me. I'm a skeptic with most things, so unless there's a good amount of non-objective evidence, I have doubts. Honestly, I wouldn't even classify what you've said as a conspiracy theory. The biggest difference in our opinions is you think the government has more malicious intentions and more control over television than me. It's a given that television is used to manipulate people, the intentions is what people argue over.
#92 - I read all of your comments, and get what you're saying, but y…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/14/2014 on Tinfoil Hat Fedora. The...... 0
User avatar #102 - kungfulouie (05/14/2014) [-]
I understand the concept of demographics, and it's regulation of supply and demand. I get all that, I really do, and I understand that they do those things, as any solid business model would dictate. But I believe the government also attempts to push their own goals and agendas to control the population while they're sedentarily staring at their televisions for hours each day. I think they not only have a say in what the television shows, as we already know how they screen it for say "military endangerment", but also put things onto it both outwardly and (I don't want to say subliminally, as that has it's own connotations) let's say quietly, that has an influence in what people believe. As I said, they've been studying "mind influence" techniques for literally decades. Hypnotism, suggestion, trace states, all of it. They've already proven they have no qualms about sneaking in for control, and this is something that would be very easy to do, as they've already admitted aspects of control. The power tries to control the populous, as that's who gives them power. It's been that way since every power that's existed. Not too far fetched at all.
User avatar #110 - manofbeardliness (05/14/2014) [-]
Companies do use psychology to influence people but I'd credit it to make money, not control people. Here's a pretty neat video that your comment reminded me of.

Derren Brown applies the psychology of memory
User avatar #113 - kungfulouie (05/14/2014) [-]
I'd phrase that more to the point of that it's already common for companies to do a certain aspect of basic psychological exploitation for profit, so of course the government would do it for control. Along with probably far more advanced techniques, as they have been trying, admittedly, for decades to do. I mean, of course advertisers and companies use simple techniques so you buy Captain Crunch, but the gov't would use theirs to make you believe things like compliance through complacency for example.
User avatar #117 - manofbeardliness (05/15/2014) [-]
Yea that could be true, but as an economics major I don't credit the country's complacency on government intervention, there's far too many conflicting interests involved in the corporate U.S and people are just as divided in opinions. The government's job is to interpenetrate, guess, and asses. There's way too many factors involved in the makeup of the country and government so it's hard to fathom the government having as much of a grasp on things as conspirators claim. To each their own opinion though.
User avatar #119 - kungfulouie (05/15/2014) [-]
Let's agree to disagree then. I think there is a difference between the corporations who try and asses the demographics for economic purposes, and the government who uses it in an attempt to control the masses.
User avatar #120 - manofbeardliness (05/16/2014) [-]
That's fine by me. I'm a skeptic with most things, so unless there's a good amount of non-objective evidence, I have doubts. Honestly, I wouldn't even classify what you've said as a conspiracy theory. The biggest difference in our opinions is you think the government has more malicious intentions and more control over television than me. It's a given that television is used to manipulate people, the intentions is what people argue over.
#28 - Picture 05/13/2014 on Carpet Muncher +8
#150 - That's 9 types of gross.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on shit you have to deal with +4
User avatar #160 - alphavsomega (05/13/2014) [-]
"... and in this story are all ten of them."
#122 - You're right, our system is stupid but it'd be just as stupid …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Japanese mannequin… 0
User avatar #132 - gragasvlad (05/12/2014) [-]
I never stated that they didn't teach both I just stated that they have been using a system thats crap in comparison to the on the rest of the world uses.
#244 - Even so, that's expected of them. Everyone knows Tumbr is ful… 05/10/2014 on Natural Selection +2
#214 - FJ'ers can say what they want about Tumblr and their bandwagon…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Natural Selection -3
User avatar #218 - majormayor (05/10/2014) [-]
They argue about other trivial things FJ is barely aware of.
User avatar #244 - manofbeardliness (05/10/2014) [-]
Even so, that's expected of them. Everyone knows Tumbr is full of hypersensitive bleeding heart liberals, even they know it. What gets me is FJ'ers are a bunch of self proclaimed "intellectuals". Never have I seen so many people act like they're so above others, yet argue like children over nothing.
#431 - Bronies might as well just give up on the whole "We're no…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on Bronies -1
#438 - Womens Study Major (05/10/2014) [-]
tbf the only reason theres a nsfw brony board is because people were shitting themselves because of ponies in the nsfw area

so the baord isnt because its strange or weirdos its because of cry babies
#102 - I'd kind of like to know how many scientists are named Steve.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 27 +3
User avatar #187 - ninjaroo (05/09/2014) [-]
It's referring to Project Steve, which currently has about 1350 Steves on the list.
ncse.com/taking-action/project-steve
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User avatar #30 - Milos (09/24/2013) [-]
You favored How to cut a bottle with a string two times. On pages one and five of your favorites.
User avatar #31 to #30 - manofbeardliness (09/24/2013) [-]
I was unaware of this... Thank you for telling me
User avatar #27 - BeardOfJesus (05/10/2012) [-]
the beardofjesus shines over your beardliness,
whether you want it to or not.
User avatar #28 to #28 - manofbeardliness (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #21 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey, ran out of replies so thought I'd move it over here=)
There must be something in the water in Northern Carolina. I don't know many people at all who exceed 6'2
User avatar #22 to #22 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Idk haha maybe. Most of my friends average around 6 ft and my friends brother is 6'8 and younger than me and I have a cousin who's 6'5 and a few friends that are right at my height
User avatar #23 to #23 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
Wow, that's pretty awesome, really.

So, anyway. Besides Football, what do you spend your time on?

User avatar #24 to #24 - manofbeardliness (01/31/2012) [-]
Music (instruments,) working out, hanging out with friends, drinking, doing redneck stuff that we find fun, and lots of school and working.
User avatar #1 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Thanks for the add by the way. :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
No problem it's nice to have company haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
Where ya from?
User avatar #5 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
What about you?
User avatar #4 to #3 - manofbeardliness (11/12/2011) [-]
Outside of elizabeth city North Carolina.
User avatar #6 to #4 - BrIaNnAbUnNy (11/12/2011) [-]
I'm going to NC for spring break! I go there at least once a year, My brother lives in Indian Trail outside of Charlotte. I'm from seattle.
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