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Video Games Played: Guild Wars 2, Guild Wars, The Old Republic, Minecraft, Sleeping Dogs, GTA
Interests: women, girls, chicks and babes, don't forget babes.
Date Signed Up:5/25/2011
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#56 - mankey ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by mankey
My epic Paint Skillz. If anyone can draw I'll accept all contributions.
User avatar #209 - theannoyingFJguy (09/28/2015) [-]
dicks
User avatar #210 to #209 - mankey ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
and butts?
User avatar #207 - sciencexplain (09/15/2015) [-]
Lets act like I totally said deionised. It's been a long ass day, and I'm not prepared for the rollicking of a lifetime. I've been mocked for getting the words wrong before.
User avatar #208 to #207 - mankey ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
lol no worries, happens to the best of us. ^.^
#201 - endodoobiesmoke (09/11/2015) [-]
Mankey just to let you know they dont **** you up that bad just make sure you take the occasional break from them m8 (ps there's 30 tablets stashed in the boxesj 61 in total lol)
User avatar #202 to #201 - mankey ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
I've not got mine yet, but she said it was going to be in a liquid form instead of tablets, so I'll just see how it goes. Hopefully it'll fix whatever is broken upstairs and let me get on with my life.
User avatar #203 to #202 - endodoobiesmoke (09/11/2015) [-]
Oooh liquid michael rosen nice) bro you're gonna be ****** up) you know your dosage yet?
User avatar #204 to #203 - mankey ONLINE (09/11/2015) [-]
No idea yet, not till I get the prescription through and find out.
User avatar #205 to #204 - endodoobiesmoke (09/12/2015) [-]
You'll get used to it but the liquid **** is potent! Could take a good few days of getting used to it
User avatar #206 to #205 - mankey ONLINE (09/12/2015) [-]
Got nothing but time.
#179 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
>Extremely quick to anger. It could be docile one moment then thrashing away the next instant.

>An agile Pokémon that lives in trees. It angers easily and will not hesitate to attack anything.

>Quick to anger, it will begin brawling on the slightest provocation. It is unsafe to approach as it is very nimble.

>It is extremely ill-tempered. Groups of them will attack any handy target for no reason.

>It's unsafe to approach if it gets violently enraged for no reason and can't distinguish friends from foes.

>It lives in groups in the treetops. If it loses sight of its group, it becomes infuriated by its loneliness.

>It is extremely ill-tempered. Groups of them will attack any handy target for no reason.
#180 to #179 - mankey ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Are you trying to say I anger too quickly?!
User avatar #199 to #180 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
Obviously we can't have a team of 6 Mankeys.
User avatar #200 to #199 - mankey ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Yeah can't do that, otherwise the world would implode from the pure concentrated awesome.
User avatar #191 to #180 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
We need a team of 5 to give you coverage.

Preferably one of each different type.
User avatar #192 to #191 - mankey ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
I work well with Tirtouga, Archen, and Ferroseed, since my physical attacks aren't as effective on poison flying and fairy types. Then you need a psychic to handle the ghost types.

This is actually quite good at laying everything out. www.smogon.com/dex/xy/pokemon/mankey/
User avatar #193 to #192 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
>Archen

Archen is an extremely useless bird pokemon

for why?
User avatar #194 to #193 - mankey ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Well you're going for an LC team and Archen can handle Poison and Flying types. It makes a good support type, because it has a high base attack but can also use Stealth Rock and Defog.
User avatar #195 to #194 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
But its weak and frail as **** .
User avatar #196 to #195 - mankey ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Depends on how you use him, Archen is more for hazard control. Jump in on things I can't handle, force them to switch and use Stealth Rock or Defog on the new comer.

He's actually quite versatile depending on his setup. www.smogon.com/dex/xy/pokemon/archen/
User avatar #197 to #196 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
We need a rapid spinner I don't think Ferroseed knows Rapid Spin
User avatar #198 to #197 - mankey ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
To be honest I don't know much beyond the immediate awesome on Mankey, but apparently Ferroseed is good at utility and good against poison and fairy types. Putting most points into defense and special defense, using leech seed to stay in and bullet seed to bash opponents. Stealth Rock works on switch ins and Thunder Wave keeps them docile while leech seed and bullet seed wears them down.
User avatar #181 to #180 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
Your anger is a good thing.

Now then. What sort of stats do I boost you in for the annual NU tournament?

Physical Attack, Special Attack, or Speed?
#182 to #181 - mankey ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Well, I'm a fighting type, so I have no need for special moves, it's all physical attack and speed. Sacrificing HP and Defense for more attack power, I'm kind of a glass cannon.
User avatar #183 to #182 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
Alright then. What's your Trait?

Vital Spirit Inability to rest making it so faggots who use hypnosis can't touch you and use dream eater

Anger Point maximizes the Attack stat of Pokémon with this Ability when they are hit by a critical hit. Anger Point will activate even if the Pokémon is behind a substitute.

Defiant raises the user's Attack stat by two stages for each stat lowered by an opponent, including the Attack stat, even if reduced by Abilities, like Intimidate. This does not include self-induced stat drops like those from Close Combat. Defiant will not activate if the user's stat is lowered by an ally in Double and Triple Battles. If the user is holding a White Herb and a stat other than Attack is lowered, Defiant will trigger before the White Herb, so the user will receive the Attack boost and the lowered stat will be restored.
#184 to #183 - mankey ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Vital Spirit, my main advantage over others of my type. Having trained in ancient meditation techniques, including Torquasm Vo, which means mental attacks won't work on me.
User avatar #185 to #184 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
That doesn't really help the case when you say you want to main in Speed and Phy. Atk

You'll need an Item. Choice Spec, Choice Band, Life Orb, Left Overs, Focus Sash.
User avatar #186 to #185 - mankey ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Well, it depends on who I plan on going up against. In a normal situation I'd go with Defiant, but if I don't know who my opponents could be, a ghost type would slaughter me if I don't use Vital Spirit and Foresight.

Most of those items wouldn't work, I mean Choice Specs up special attack....completely useless to me. I'd go for a Choice Band from that list, or Choice Scarf if available. To increase either my attack or speed
User avatar #187 to #186 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
What are we looking at here?

Primeape (M) @ Choice Band
Trait: Vital Spirit
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Close Combat
- Outrage
- U-turn
- Stone Edge
User avatar #188 to #187 - mankey ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Sure, if you want to evolve into an inferior being like a Primeape. Pfeh. Otherwise I'd go with something like Close Combat, Earthquake/Outrage, U-Turn and Gunk Shot, so even if I go down there's a chance that poison will avenge me.
User avatar #189 to #188 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
I'm not evolving you because I need you for the Little Cup qualifier to get into the NU preliminaries

You're working double duty I just want to know if we're clear.
User avatar #190 to #189 - mankey ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, that seems good, but if you're not going to go up against any ghost types then run the risk, drop Vital Spirit and go for defiant. Then if any ghosts *do* turn up, hope that my speed is fast enough to hit U-Turn before the lock me in with Mean Look or Hypnosis. Other than that I'm good with that build for scouting, send me out first to test the waters and slaughter them with Close Combat, or U-Turn out of there and bring in someone with more of an advantage.
User avatar #173 - sciencexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
**** SON
SHE LIKES DARK SOULS
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED, I JUST KNOW IT
User avatar #174 to #173 - mankey ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
lol awesome, good luck man, get in there. XD
User avatar #175 to #174 - sciencexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
She doesn't know it yet bro, but it's gonna happen. She likes Dark Souls, so she's obligated to do so.
User avatar #176 to #175 - mankey ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
lol that's the spirit. XD
User avatar #161 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Hey,how are you?
User avatar #162 to #161 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Fine thanks, and you?
User avatar #163 to #162 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Pretty good
User avatar #164 to #163 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Well, now I'm not as good. Someone just insulted me because I didn't instantly know as much as them. What a jerk.
User avatar #165 to #164 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link sure he has a board with ''arguments,win''
User avatar #166 to #165 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Well he runs the minecraft server I play on, so there's no one I can complain to about him. I was trying to be helpful, trying to figure out why I couldn't get on to the website for the server. Someone said it might be the network and he said it's probably latency issues. I went and tried another site using the same network, came back and said I could get on there so it's not a network issue. Then he said "that's got nothing to do with latency and if you don't understand I can't be bothered to explain it."

So because I can't figure out how latency is stopping me from accessing the site, I'm some sort of idiot. -.-
User avatar #167 to #166 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
I hate that too.''Yeah i can help,but i wont''
User avatar #168 to #167 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
It's more "You don't know something I think is simple. I shall insult you because I know more about a certain subject. Ha Ha Ha noob." Conceited prick.
User avatar #169 to #168 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
And when you are better than him ''lol i let you win hahaha do you think you can win?Rematch?Sorry gotta go'' i hate online games
User avatar #170 to #169 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm just going to have to be the bigger man and not stoop to insulting him and just straight up ignore him instead.....and hope he gets stabbed by a hobo in his sleep. Then when he says "Why did you stab me?!" The hobo turns to him and says "Well if you can't understand it, I'm not going to bother explaining it it you." Then walks away. Karma.
User avatar #171 to #170 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
That was funny.
User avatar #172 to #171 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Thanks, I tend to hide pain and anger behind humour and/or sarcasm. Works out for me.
User avatar #157 - shadowrated (05/12/2014) [-]
gimme da booty, i want da booty
User avatar #158 to #157 - mankey ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
buy me dinner first.
User avatar #159 to #158 - shadowrated (05/12/2014) [-]
*buys dinner*
User avatar #160 to #159 - mankey ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Reel Big Fish - I Dare You To Break My Heart
#155 - skelther (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey I'm skelther and I just want to wish you good luck in getting the #1 ranking on commenting.
User avatar #156 to #155 - mankey ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
Thank you Skelther.
#153 - anon (05/06/2014) [-]
gg number three
User avatar #154 to #153 - mankey ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
Thank you anonymous stranger.
User avatar #150 - geometric (05/05/2014) [-]
Congrats on #3.
User avatar #151 to #150 - mankey ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #152 to #151 - geometric (05/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #145 - matrixone (04/28/2014) [-]
the **** was that move aint never heard of that you ******* me ***** was this some xy ****
User avatar #142 - theannoyingFJguy (04/27/2014) [-]
WELCOME BACK ************
User avatar #143 to #142 - mankey ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
WWE Theme - Eric Bischoff "I'm Back"
User avatar #141 - theannoyingFJguy (04/27/2014) [-]
SO CLOOOOOSEE
User avatar #138 - theannoyingFJguy (04/26/2014) [-]
So close to returning. Good job.
User avatar #136 - geometric (04/23/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #135 - cjsixtyseven (04/22/2014) [-]
rip in peace
User avatar #129 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
You are now technically #2 with theannoyingfjguy and include gone.
User avatar #130 to #129 - mankey ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
Jeez I guess they took my advice and went to elope.
User avatar #131 to #130 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, include is coming back soon.
User avatar #132 to #131 - mankey ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
Short honeymoon.
User avatar #133 to #132 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Lel, I know him IRL
User avatar #139 to #133 - shadowrated (04/27/2014) [-]
include is a confirmed male
User avatar #140 to #139 - geometric (04/27/2014) [-]
Of course, he's my best friend.
User avatar #134 to #133 - mankey ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
Good, kick him in the balls, tell him to stop being such a woman and get back online! :p
User avatar #114 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Keep commenting you're doing awesome, you could get #1
User avatar #116 to #114 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
#117 to #116 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
you only need 100,000 more thumbs
User avatar #118 to #117 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
oooooor I could just thumb you down 100,001 times. >: D
User avatar #119 to #118 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
If you have the time to do that I applaud you and you deserve #1
User avatar #120 to #119 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
lol if I had the desire to be #1 that badly, I wouldn't be satisfied once I got there.
User avatar #121 to #120 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
I know I wasn't
User avatar #122 to #121 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
That's because Include isn't around for you to gloat. The yin to your yang. You need a rival to prove you're better than, otherwise being number 1 doesn't mean anything.

Like I said though, I'm not purposefully going for #1, I'm just having fun and this is the closest I come to socialising.
User avatar #123 to #122 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, that's now what it is. It's because I'm not level 400 yet. I want to max everything out, then I'll be satisfied. include is isolated from that.
User avatar #124 to #123 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but what you going to do after you get to 400? Start on content?
User avatar #125 to #124 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, start on real life again.
User avatar #126 to #125 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Bah! Real life sucks, it's totally over rated.
User avatar #127 to #126 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Real life is fun! To be honest I can't wait to get level 400 so I can focus on something else instead of FJ. (ie ripped and gf and dux of You need to login to view this link is great but I can't do this forever!
#128 to #127 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
You'll be back.
#115 to #113 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Greetings fellow user.
Greetings fellow user.
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