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mankey

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Happy Star Wars Day my young padawans. May the 4th be with you all.comment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 27
Consoles Owned: PC, 360, PS3, N64, SNES, NES, SEGA, DS, SP, Gameboy Colour, Gameboy, Gamecube, Dreamcast, Commadore 64
Video Games Played: Guild Wars 2, Guild Wars, The Old Republic, Minecraft, Sleeping Dogs, GTA
Interests: women, girls, chicks and babes, don't forget babes.
Date Signed Up:5/25/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:Youkay
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2462
Comment Ranking:#94
Highest Content Rank:#1484
Highest Comment Rank:#3
Content Thumbs: 7598 total,  9089 ,  1491
Comment Thumbs: 129393 total,  132936 ,  3543
Content Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 173 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 174 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 62.3% (1246/2000)
Level 401 Comments: Transcended → Level 402 Comments: Transcended
Subscribers:26
Content Views:298944
Times Content Favorited:508 times
Total Comments Made:7607
FJ Points:11789
Favorite Tags: comic (10) | mankey (9) | OC (9) | alt art (4) | funny (3) | game (2)
Accepts all friend requests, cos I'm a nice bloke. ^.^

Funny Pictures

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    A Good Time A Good Time
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    Warning: Morbid Warning: Morbid
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    The munchies are real The munchies are real
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    Legal vs Illegal Legal vs Illegal
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    Zombie Survival Zombie Survival
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    We are not equal We are not equal
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YouTube Videos

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    New Awesome Indy Game New Awesome Indy Game
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    Over 9000 Over 9000
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    Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Everyone Else Has Had More Sex...
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    Road Rage in Bath Road Rage in Bath
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    Sargeisms Sargeisms

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    CCTV of FJ Servers CCTV of FJ Servers
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    Courage Wolf Courage Wolf
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    Fast and Furious Fast and Furious

latest user's comments

#4 - Picture 11 hours ago on Taco Bell +4
#14 - Excellent. Now to pad it out with quotes and references. 11 hours ago on Anon gives advice +4
#18 - Do you think Terra ever gets self conscious about her weight a… 15 hours ago on Krazy Shooter Pros +2
#14 - Could be worse, could have called it a muffler.  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on gta 5 +25
User avatar #109 - garymotherfingoak (10 hours ago) [-]
but even muffler is more accurate than silencer
don't quote me on that though
#42 - We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the F…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Pusillanimous +21
#66 - Ken M (20 hours ago) [-]
Beautiful
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Pro as heck guide to FrontPage 0
#62 - Ken M (19 hours ago) [-]
what are you hiding dalokan
#22 - When do they unlock the ability to reverse like a dad? You kno… 05/03/2015 on You must sleep to level up +11
#61 - Money, Student loans. Brought home by car on the back seats. N… 05/03/2015 on The munchies are real 0
#55 - None yet, last 2 times I ate McDonalds I've thrown up because …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2015 on The munchies are real +1
#57 - greedtheavaricious (05/03/2015) [-]
AND WHERE ARE THE FRIES AND MC FLURRIES?!
#56 - greedtheavaricious (05/03/2015) [-]
Where did he even get the money for so many chicken nuggets.. and five big macs? How did he transport it? By car I assume, but how did he carry it all to the car? In one go?

Why so many nuggets? Why only five big macs? Why no mcrib? Why no other burgers?
User avatar #61 - mankey (05/03/2015) [-]
Money, Student loans. Brought home by car on the back seats. Nuggets because it seemed funny I guess. 5 Big Macs were free because of the wait and the amount he bought.
#45 - Not actually a dishwasher, it's a tumble dryer, but ther… 05/03/2015 on The munchies are real 0

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[ 172 comments ]
Latest users (1): mankey, anonymous(2).
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#56 - mankey ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by mankey
My epic Paint Skillz. If anyone can draw I'll accept all contributions.
User avatar #173 - sciencexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
**** SON
SHE LIKES DARK SOULS
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED, I JUST KNOW IT
User avatar #174 to #173 - mankey ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
lol awesome, good luck man, get in there. XD
User avatar #175 to #174 - sciencexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
She doesn't know it yet bro, but it's gonna happen. She likes Dark Souls, so she's obligated to do so.
User avatar #176 to #175 - mankey ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
lol that's the spirit. XD
User avatar #161 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Hey,how are you?
User avatar #162 to #161 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Fine thanks, and you?
User avatar #163 to #162 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Pretty good
User avatar #164 to #163 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Well, now I'm not as good. Someone just insulted me because I didn't instantly know as much as them. What a jerk.
User avatar #165 to #164 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link sure he has a board with ''arguments,win''
User avatar #166 to #165 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Well he runs the minecraft server I play on, so there's no one I can complain to about him. I was trying to be helpful, trying to figure out why I couldn't get on to the website for the server. Someone said it might be the network and he said it's probably latency issues. I went and tried another site using the same network, came back and said I could get on there so it's not a network issue. Then he said "that's got nothing to do with latency and if you don't understand I can't be bothered to explain it."

So because I can't figure out how latency is stopping me from accessing the site, I'm some sort of idiot. -.-
User avatar #167 to #166 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
I hate that too.''Yeah i can help,but i wont''
User avatar #168 to #167 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
It's more "You don't know something I think is simple. I shall insult you because I know more about a certain subject. Ha Ha Ha noob." Conceited prick.
User avatar #169 to #168 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
And when you are better than him ''lol i let you win hahaha do you think you can win?Rematch?Sorry gotta go'' i hate online games
User avatar #170 to #169 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm just going to have to be the bigger man and not stoop to insulting him and just straight up ignore him instead.....and hope he gets stabbed by a hobo in his sleep. Then when he says "Why did you stab me?!" The hobo turns to him and says "Well if you can't understand it, I'm not going to bother explaining it it you." Then walks away. Karma.
User avatar #171 to #170 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
That was funny.
User avatar #172 to #171 - mankey ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Thanks, I tend to hide pain and anger behind humour and/or sarcasm. Works out for me.
User avatar #157 - shadowrated (05/12/2014) [-]
gimme da booty, i want da booty
User avatar #158 to #157 - mankey ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
buy me dinner first.
User avatar #159 to #158 - shadowrated (05/12/2014) [-]
*buys dinner*
User avatar #160 to #159 - mankey ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Reel Big Fish - I Dare You To Break My Heart
#155 - skelther (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey I'm skelther and I just want to wish you good luck in getting the #1 ranking on commenting.
User avatar #156 to #155 - mankey ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
Thank you Skelther.
#153 - Ken M (05/06/2014) [-]
gg number three
User avatar #154 to #153 - mankey ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
Thank you anonymous stranger.
User avatar #150 - geometric (05/05/2014) [-]
Congrats on #3.
User avatar #151 to #150 - mankey ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #152 to #151 - geometric (05/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #145 - matrixone (04/28/2014) [-]
the **** was that move aint never heard of that you ******* me ***** was this some xy ****
User avatar #142 - theannoyingFJguy (04/27/2014) [-]
WELCOME BACK ************
User avatar #143 to #142 - mankey ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
WWE Theme - Eric Bischoff "I'm Back"
User avatar #141 - theannoyingFJguy (04/27/2014) [-]
SO CLOOOOOSEE
User avatar #138 - theannoyingFJguy (04/26/2014) [-]
So close to returning. Good job.
User avatar #136 - geometric (04/23/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #135 - cjsixtyseven (04/22/2014) [-]
rip in peace
User avatar #129 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
You are now technically #2 with theannoyingfjguy and include gone.
User avatar #130 to #129 - mankey ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
Jeez I guess they took my advice and went to elope.
User avatar #131 to #130 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, include is coming back soon.
User avatar #132 to #131 - mankey ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
Short honeymoon.
User avatar #133 to #132 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Lel, I know him IRL
User avatar #139 to #133 - shadowrated (04/27/2014) [-]
include is a confirmed male
User avatar #140 to #139 - geometric (04/27/2014) [-]
Of course, he's my best friend.
User avatar #134 to #133 - mankey ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
Good, kick him in the balls, tell him to stop being such a woman and get back online! :p
User avatar #114 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Keep commenting you're doing awesome, you could get #1
User avatar #116 to #114 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
#117 to #116 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
you only need 100,000 more thumbs
User avatar #118 to #117 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
oooooor I could just thumb you down 100,001 times. >: D
User avatar #119 to #118 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
If you have the time to do that I applaud you and you deserve #1
User avatar #120 to #119 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
lol if I had the desire to be #1 that badly, I wouldn't be satisfied once I got there.
User avatar #121 to #120 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
I know I wasn't
User avatar #122 to #121 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
That's because Include isn't around for you to gloat. The yin to your yang. You need a rival to prove you're better than, otherwise being number 1 doesn't mean anything.

Like I said though, I'm not purposefully going for #1, I'm just having fun and this is the closest I come to socialising.
User avatar #123 to #122 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, that's now what it is. It's because I'm not level 400 yet. I want to max everything out, then I'll be satisfied. include is isolated from that.
User avatar #124 to #123 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but what you going to do after you get to 400? Start on content?
User avatar #125 to #124 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, start on real life again.
User avatar #126 to #125 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Bah! Real life sucks, it's totally over rated.
User avatar #127 to #126 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Real life is fun! To be honest I can't wait to get level 400 so I can focus on something else instead of FJ. (ie ripped and gf and dux of You need to login to view this link is great but I can't do this forever!
#128 to #127 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
You'll be back.
#115 to #113 - mankey ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Greetings fellow user.
Greetings fellow user.
User avatar #106 to #104 - grimandevil (04/09/2014) [-]
Who's the pink one?Mew?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mankey ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah that's Mew.
#108 to #107 - grimandevil has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #109 to #108 - mankey ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Not specifically. Just having fun. If it happens, it happens.
#110 to #109 - grimandevil has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #111 to #110 - mankey ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
#105 to #104 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
there i am, gary
#103 to #102 - mankey ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Just speaking the truth.
#97 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
I also made you this.
I also made you this.
#98 to #97 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
That may be useful

But you should have asked for a still, then you wouldn't have had to play with the gif lol.
#99 to #98 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
I can't brain today I has the dumb
User avatar #100 to #99 - mankey ONLINE (04/03/2014) [-]
That makes us even then. I always has the dumb. XD
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