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mankey

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 27
Consoles Owned: PC, 360, PS3, N64, SNES, NES, SEGA, DS, SP, Gameboy Colour, Gameboy, Gamecube, Dreamcast, Commadore 64
Video Games Played: Guild Wars 2, Guild Wars, The Old Republic, Minecraft, Sleeping Dogs, GTA
Interests: women, girls, chicks and babes, don't forget babes.
Date Signed Up:5/25/2011
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:Youkay
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#170
Highest Content Rank:#1484
Highest Comment Rank:#3
Content Thumbs: 6879 total,  8340 ,  1461
Comment Thumbs: 119483 total,  122874 ,  3391
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/100)
Level 168 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 169 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 75.2% (752/1000)
Level 396 Comments: Demi God → Level 397 Comments: Demi God
Subscribers:27
Content Views:270984
Times Content Favorited:482 times
Total Comments Made:7364
FJ Points:4754
Favorite Tags: comic (10) | mankey (9) | OC (9) | alt art (4) | funny (3) | game (2)
Accepts all friend requests, cos I'm a nice bloke. ^.^

Funny Pictures

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    A Good Time A Good Time
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    Warning: Morbid Warning: Morbid
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    Legal vs Illegal Legal vs Illegal
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    Zombie Survival Zombie Survival
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    We are not equal We are not equal
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    Spiderman Spiderman
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YouTube Videos

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    New Awesome Indy Game New Awesome Indy Game
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    Over 9000 Over 9000
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    Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Everyone Else Has Had More Sex...
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    Road Rage in Bath Road Rage in Bath
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    CCTV of FJ Servers CCTV of FJ Servers
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    Courage Wolf Courage Wolf
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    Fast and Furious Fast and Furious

latest user's comments

#117 - Nuh-uh, I've seen Big Stan. Also, as Niko says "… 12 hours ago on FJ: Good vs. Evil 2... +1
#7 - Well I tried putting racoons on my cat, but she woke up straight away.  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Cheez-it game +30
#8 - fappening (15 hours ago) [-]
#23 - I turned myself in for a few reasons. 1. I'd probably get …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2015 on FJ: Good vs. Evil 2... +32
User avatar #167 - mondominiman (9 hours ago) [-]
Also prison isn't so bad like it shows in movies. Alot of times inmates get to watch tv and play games. Also depends on the prison and seriousness of the crimes. Prisons on states like cali are terrible but ones in states like wa or OR are okay from what I heard not butt games
User avatar #114 - loganmadder (12 hours ago) [-]
>Clear consciense
The only thing clear would be your colon with how loose your asshole will be
#117 - mankey (12 hours ago) [-]
Nuh-uh, I've seen Big Stan.

Also, as Niko says " In Europe. They do things different there. Not so much of the "fun in the shower" that you guys have here in America. The whole prison bitch thing is an American phenomenon. It don't happen on the other side of the ocean."
#59 - tacosmells (21 hours ago) [-]
fuck that. Ill send you postcard from mexico.
#18 - Picture 02/28/2015 on High on Life +4
#45 - Reminds me of Clarkson getting pied. 02/27/2015 on His last fuck was for the... +1
#743 - "obsessed with hardcore mankey porn" That b… 02/26/2015 on Tell FJ About Yourself!... +1
#8 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Realistic waifu simulator +36
#23 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
"I can see the ending."
#27 - bluemagebrilly (02/26/2015) [-]
#30 - anonexplains (02/26/2015) [-]
Based Kami-nii-sama
User avatar #11 - Sterski (02/26/2015) [-]
"Fuckin' casual"
#80 - Picture 02/24/2015 on Comfy and Easy +2
#64 - Obligatory 02/23/2015 on Dragon Ball Fanart Comp 0
#330 - And what did we learn? Don't. **** . With. Mankey. 02/23/2015 on Pokemon Comp +1

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#56 - mankey (03/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by mankey
My epic Paint Skillz. If anyone can draw I'll accept all contributions.
User avatar #173 - sciencexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
**** SON
SHE LIKES DARK SOULS
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED, I JUST KNOW IT
User avatar #174 to #173 - mankey (08/20/2014) [-]
lol awesome, good luck man, get in there. XD
User avatar #175 to #174 - sciencexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
She doesn't know it yet bro, but it's gonna happen. She likes Dark Souls, so she's obligated to do so.
User avatar #176 to #175 - mankey (08/20/2014) [-]
lol that's the spirit. XD
User avatar #161 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Hey,how are you?
User avatar #162 to #161 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Fine thanks, and you?
User avatar #163 to #162 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
Pretty good
User avatar #164 to #163 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Well, now I'm not as good. Someone just insulted me because I didn't instantly know as much as them. What a jerk.
User avatar #165 to #164 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link sure he has a board with ''arguments,win''
User avatar #166 to #165 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Well he runs the minecraft server I play on, so there's no one I can complain to about him. I was trying to be helpful, trying to figure out why I couldn't get on to the website for the server. Someone said it might be the network and he said it's probably latency issues. I went and tried another site using the same network, came back and said I could get on there so it's not a network issue. Then he said "that's got nothing to do with latency and if you don't understand I can't be bothered to explain it."

So because I can't figure out how latency is stopping me from accessing the site, I'm some sort of idiot. -.-
User avatar #167 to #166 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
I hate that too.''Yeah i can help,but i wont''
User avatar #168 to #167 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
It's more "You don't know something I think is simple. I shall insult you because I know more about a certain subject. Ha Ha Ha noob." Conceited prick.
User avatar #169 to #168 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
And when you are better than him ''lol i let you win hahaha do you think you can win?Rematch?Sorry gotta go'' i hate online games
User avatar #170 to #169 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm just going to have to be the bigger man and not stoop to insulting him and just straight up ignore him instead.....and hope he gets stabbed by a hobo in his sleep. Then when he says "Why did you stab me?!" The hobo turns to him and says "Well if you can't understand it, I'm not going to bother explaining it it you." Then walks away. Karma.
User avatar #171 to #170 - grimandevil (06/21/2014) [-]
That was funny.
User avatar #172 to #171 - mankey (06/21/2014) [-]
Thanks, I tend to hide pain and anger behind humour and/or sarcasm. Works out for me.
User avatar #157 - shadowrated (05/12/2014) [-]
gimme da booty, i want da booty
User avatar #158 to #157 - mankey (05/12/2014) [-]
buy me dinner first.
User avatar #159 to #158 - shadowrated (05/12/2014) [-]
*buys dinner*
#155 - skelther (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey I'm skelther and I just want to wish you good luck in getting the #1 ranking on commenting.
User avatar #156 to #155 - mankey (05/06/2014) [-]
Thank you Skelther.
#153 - anonexplains (05/06/2014) [-]
gg number three
User avatar #154 to #153 - mankey (05/06/2014) [-]
Thank you anonymous stranger.
User avatar #150 - geometric (05/05/2014) [-]
Congrats on #3.
User avatar #151 to #150 - mankey (05/05/2014) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #152 to #151 - geometric (05/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #145 - matrixone (04/28/2014) [-]
the **** was that move aint never heard of that you ******* me ***** was this some xy ****
User avatar #141 - theannoyingFJguy (04/27/2014) [-]
SO CLOOOOOSEE
User avatar #138 - theannoyingFJguy (04/26/2014) [-]
So close to returning. Good job.
User avatar #136 - geometric (04/23/2014) [-]
What did you spam?
User avatar #135 - cjsixtyseven (04/22/2014) [-]
rip in peace
User avatar #129 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
You are now technically #2 with theannoyingfjguy and include gone.
User avatar #130 to #129 - mankey (04/19/2014) [-]
Jeez I guess they took my advice and went to elope.
User avatar #131 to #130 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Well, include is coming back soon.
User avatar #132 to #131 - mankey (04/19/2014) [-]
Short honeymoon.
User avatar #133 to #132 - geometric (04/19/2014) [-]
Lel, I know him IRL
User avatar #139 to #133 - shadowrated (04/27/2014) [-]
include is a confirmed male
User avatar #140 to #139 - geometric (04/27/2014) [-]
Of course, he's my best friend.
User avatar #134 to #133 - mankey (04/19/2014) [-]
Good, kick him in the balls, tell him to stop being such a woman and get back online! :p
User avatar #114 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Keep commenting you're doing awesome, you could get #1
User avatar #116 to #114 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
#117 to #116 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
you only need 100,000 more thumbs
User avatar #118 to #117 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
oooooor I could just thumb you down 100,001 times. >: D
User avatar #119 to #118 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
If you have the time to do that I applaud you and you deserve #1
User avatar #120 to #119 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
lol if I had the desire to be #1 that badly, I wouldn't be satisfied once I got there.
User avatar #121 to #120 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
I know I wasn't
User avatar #122 to #121 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
That's because Include isn't around for you to gloat. The yin to your yang. You need a rival to prove you're better than, otherwise being number 1 doesn't mean anything.

Like I said though, I'm not purposefully going for #1, I'm just having fun and this is the closest I come to socialising.
User avatar #123 to #122 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, that's now what it is. It's because I'm not level 400 yet. I want to max everything out, then I'll be satisfied. include is isolated from that.
User avatar #124 to #123 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but what you going to do after you get to 400? Start on content?
User avatar #125 to #124 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
No, start on real life again.
User avatar #126 to #125 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Bah! Real life sucks, it's totally over rated.
User avatar #127 to #126 - theannoyingFJguy (04/16/2014) [-]
Real life is fun! To be honest I can't wait to get level 400 so I can focus on something else instead of FJ. (ie ripped and gf and dux of You need to login to view this link is great but I can't do this forever!
#128 to #127 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
You'll be back.
#115 to #113 - mankey (04/16/2014) [-]
Greetings fellow user.
Greetings fellow user.
User avatar #106 to #104 - grimandevil (04/09/2014) [-]
Who's the pink one?Mew?
User avatar #107 to #106 - mankey (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah that's Mew.
#108 to #107 - grimandevil has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #109 to #108 - mankey (04/09/2014) [-]
Not specifically. Just having fun. If it happens, it happens.
#110 to #109 - grimandevil has deleted their comment [-]
#105 to #104 - mudkipfucker (04/09/2014) [-]
there i am, gary
#103 to #102 - mankey (04/08/2014) [-]
Just speaking the truth.
#97 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
I also made you this.
I also made you this.
#98 to #97 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
That may be useful

But you should have asked for a still, then you wouldn't have had to play with the gif lol.
#99 to #98 - eeveeisbestpoke (04/03/2014) [-]
I can't brain today I has the dumb
User avatar #100 to #99 - mankey (04/03/2014) [-]
That makes us even then. I always has the dumb. XD
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