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Date Signed Up:11/24/2012
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#45 - before I looked at the receipt that said $6387, I have faith t…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Mr. T Goes To The Unrelated... -27
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#101 - before I looked at the receipt that said $6387, I have faith t… 11/24/2012 on Poor spidey -5
#120 - before I looked at the receipt that said $6387, I have faith t…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Katara vs Google Round Two -37
User avatar #161 - evilanakie (11/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #154 - novabird (11/25/2012) [-]
flagged as spam!
User avatar #126 - candymountain (11/24/2012) [-]
mandyroy, I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the middle of the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many guns you have to protect you. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation,and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operation is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for you're fucking life, wondering what i did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery, and when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, i'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily i could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse for a life, but how i'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure you're last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell.It's to fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bithchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
User avatar #144 - trollofhalo (11/25/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#133 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/24/2012) [-]
SICK COPYPASTA BRO
#134 - candymountain (11/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #128 - buttplugmaster (11/24/2012) [-]
10/10 would read again.
#122 - blahdudeblah (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm soo proud. I got to give you the first red thumb on this comment.
#108 - before I looked at the receipt that said $6387, I have faith t… 11/24/2012 on How my brain works -2
#37 - before I looked at the receipt that said $6387, I have faith t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Apply cold water to area of... -5
#39 - SaNcAlandariel (11/24/2012) [-]
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/24/2012) [-]
This is why you don't do those quick schemes. Drop outta school and type like this illiterate fuck.
#41 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Those Errands -2
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#76 - before I looked at the receipt that said $6387, I have faith t… 11/24/2012 on Seems accurate -7
#216 - Comment deleted 11/24/2012 on Interesting Facts -1
#49 - my roomate's half-sister makes $82 an hour on the laptop. She …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/24/2012 on hated these -14
#81 - communistrobot (11/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #65 - fenglecleetus (11/24/2012) [-]
thanks so much! i was just asking myself how your roommates half-sister was making so much money!
User avatar #62 - blastizard (11/24/2012) [-]
You can see more of his roomate's half-sister here at livejasmin.com
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/24/2012) [-]
Oh gee golly wizz, how lucky I am to see this! I better go to the website right now and do everything it says so I too can make 82 an hour like your sister! And only a few hours a day you say, well my life just got amazing! What are the odds I just came across this on funny junk.
User avatar #50 - hydrosbro (11/24/2012) [-]
No she doesn't
#206 - my roomate's half-sister makes $82 an hour on the laptop. She …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on Thor -3
#278 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/25/2012) [-]
your account made yesterday, and that site made 3.11.2012 SEEMS LEGIT i rest my case ->
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User avatar #3 - reddeadtroll (11/25/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
User avatar #2 - axb (11/24/2012) [-]
So, this is your job, huh? How does it feel to know that you're a failure?
#1 - sergeantwazup (11/24/2012) [-]
funnyjunk does not give a **** about your financial endeavors, we're here to just look at funny **** not get scammed
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