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#293 - Tried it once. Honestly don't see what all the fuss is about.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2012 on WTF! 0
User avatar #330 - thechosenwon (02/12/2012) [-]
You never get high the first time....Try it again....Here are some tips for the ULTIMATE high...

1. Exhale before taking the hit until you really need to inhale for oxygen....
2. Inhale deeply and imagine the smoke going into your lungs as you force it down to said lungs.
3. Hold your breath as long as you possibly can, and instead of exhaling all at once, let it out part by part through your mouth and as you're letting it out, take quick inhalations through your nose and continue exhaling.
4. After all that's done, take another hit like a man

-Optional Tips-
-The water bong: Find a 5/32 Hexagon-type socket (For like ratchets and what not), cut a hole in the cap of a water bottle cap, just big enough to let the socket sit in without falling through. Secure the bit with electrical tape. Make sure when you put the socket in at an angle as to avoid your weed falling through. Next after you have the fixed up bottle cap screwed on, burn a hole in the bottom of the bottle about the size of one of the bumps usually on bottled water. Next get a cup or container of water large enough to hold your bottle. Fill it about 3/4 full and then put the bottle in the container of water until it sits without floating on it's own (all the way down)... Put your weed in the 5/32 socket making sure none of it falls through, and light it up while slowly rising the bottle to let the smoke in. After the bottle is out of the water, empty out any extra water left in there, quickly twist the cap off, and inhale that whole hit. This will guaranteed get you baked off your ass.

Bottle Bong: Get a regular 20oz water bottle and burn a hold in the lower side of it. Wrap the lower part of the bottle in aluminum foil, making sure the hole is covered (only 1 layer)...poke tiny holes (very tiny [maybe with a very small needle][Carefully]) over the area of the hole. Burn it ontop of the holes in the aluminum and inhale as it burns....Will get you pretty high but not as high as the water bong.

Welcome.
#337 - mandrakemolotov (02/12/2012) [-]
Interesting. Might have to try one of these at the next get together (where we all chip in and buy the best quality we can).
User avatar #333 - thechosenwon (02/12/2012) [-]
As another optional tip for getting baked off your ass, get "Sex 69: Advanced"....it's a legal drug called "K2" that will seriously get you so damn high....it's called "Sex 69" because it's purpose is to be burned as an incense to make sex better....yeah....multi-use. :D
#103 - One of my favorite gifs of all time, followed closely by this. 02/12/2012 on This night, almost made me... +3
#54 - His name in the show is Boone Carlyle, played by Ian Somerhalder. 02/12/2012 on MacGyver saves the day again 0
#108 - Picture 02/11/2012 on bad childhood memories :( +1
#106 - Picture 02/11/2012 on bad childhood memories :( +3
#104 - My favorite ******* movie of all time. Watched it… 02/11/2012 on bad childhood memories :( 0
#15 - Picture 02/07/2012 on Erry day I'm Puffilin' +5
#2 - A small aircraft taking a steep dive, simulating zero gravity …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2012 on flying dog +1
#4 - faptaincalcon (01/27/2012) [-]
I LOVE THIS GIF, GODDAMNIT!
User avatar #3 - Shramin (01/25/2012) [-]
ah, well the dog looks like he is enjoying himself
#5 - anonymous (01/27/2012) [-]
More like

Dog: where the hell i´m? Oh..OH what is going on? w-w-w-. Pilot....PILOT! There is somthing wrong whit graviti! We MUST to warn goverm...!! OUCH!!!. I´m okay...i´m okay Nah...nevermind..looks like its have been fixed.
#6 - Cause his friends don't dance and if they don't dance well the… 01/25/2012 on Billy! Get over here! +14
#22 - Maybe, but like he said, I don't like guys spending money on t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2012 on Unlocking Females +1
User avatar #23 - lockified (01/25/2012) [-]
thus proving that you should do an activity instead of dinner :D
#11 - 9am to 4, **** yeah.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2012 on Y u NO sleep more ?? 0
User avatar #24 - mechaemperor (01/25/2012) [-]
7 am to 4 pm
feelsbadman.jpg

Well, I get to spend time with the girl at the uni at least
User avatar #15 - Smithyrox (01/25/2012) [-]
9am to 3:10pm, fuck yeah
User avatar #23 - spoogeyboi (01/25/2012) [-]
7:20 to 12:20 tomorrow, fuck yeah

#20 - Very nice, agree with pretty much all of it (as a female). I, …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2012 on Unlocking Females +10
User avatar #21 - lockified (01/25/2012) [-]
in a relationship yes, but not on yer first dates i think :p
#22 - mandrakemolotov (01/25/2012) [-]
Maybe, but like he said, I don't like guys spending money on the first date. That's when you get to know each other, but if they spend money on me and it turns out I don't like them much, then I'll just end up feeling guilty.
User avatar #23 - lockified (01/25/2012) [-]
thus proving that you should do an activity instead of dinner :D
#8 - To the front page! 01/25/2012 on wut. +2
#7 - Picture 01/25/2012 on HITLER'S MOUSTACHE +7
#28 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2012 on HINGGGG +9
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#200 - And suddenly Doctor Who comp.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2012 on I Gotcha Quoted 9 +11
#224 - xzenoo (01/10/2012) [-]
Fear me. I've killed hundreds of Time Lords.
#225 - xzenoo (01/10/2012) [-]
Fear me, I killed them all.
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#2 - **mandrakemolotov rolls 86,438** 01/04/2012 on Dumping my 4chan folder (4) -1
#68 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2012 on 4chan win! +1
#69 - deathkilledme (01/04/2012) [-]
I guess that counts...
#63 - Certain birth control products can eliminate periods entirely.…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2012 on 4chan win! +2
#72 - anonymous (01/04/2012) [-]
Unless you get PMDD, which is like PMS, but worse. And not all girls or women want to take birth control that stop their periods. Most don't even want to take any form of birth control.
#61 - ****** this. Why I'm glad I'm not male. … 01/04/2012 on 4chan win! 0
#59 - **************** . Women only make their lives dif…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2012 on 4chan win! +1
User avatar #66 - deathkilledme (01/04/2012) [-]
Men like what they see, and women like what they hear. So men lie and women wear make-up. Now TITS OR GTFO.
#68 - mandrakemolotov (01/04/2012) [-]
#69 - deathkilledme (01/04/2012) [-]
I guess that counts...
#62 - anonymous (01/04/2012) [-]
"don't even have to get a period." Well,
#63 - mandrakemolotov (01/04/2012) [-]
Certain birth control products can eliminate periods entirely.
But really, they're not that big a pain in the first place.
#72 - anonymous (01/04/2012) [-]
Unless you get PMDD, which is like PMS, but worse. And not all girls or women want to take birth control that stop their periods. Most don't even want to take any form of birth control.
#35 - JESUS ******* CHRIST MONKEY BALLS ON A STICK M… 12/20/2011 on Who needs sleep anyways? 0
#194 - Exactly, and I feel that's one of the main problems with our t… 12/10/2011 on I hope you know america! 0
#181 - Implying they had credibility to begin with. All Fox progra… 12/10/2011 on I hope you know america! +9
#111 - Dat username.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/02/2011 on Oh Alfred 0
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