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    Australian School Australian School
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#4 - Reminded me of Avatar.  [+] (14 replies) 02/01/2016 on A Drones worst Enemy +147
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#33 - goggins (02/01/2016) [-]
Only memorable scene from the film... that and pony-tail sex
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#55 - scurvvy (02/02/2016) [-]
I thought the scenes where she showed him around the jungle were pretty stunning, and the CGI was done well and really impressive for the time
protip: Don't try to look at her nipples
Don't Do.
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#34 - distortedflare (02/01/2016) [-]
Still bullshit that a armed force lost to savages and fucking flying lizards.
#57 - apologies (02/02/2016) [-]
This is what really bothered me about this movie. OOhhh the eco-terrorists are forcing us to leave and go to our SPACESHIP...... I guess we should just go home and not stop off and pick up an asteroid and accelerate it towards the planet and eliminate everything on that continent.

"Unobtanium" solved the earths energy crisis, allows for interstellar space travel, and is required for humanities survival. An us or them scenario will ultimately end in the death of every living thing on Pandorum.
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#62 - sgtmajjohnson (02/02/2016) [-]
You wouldn't happen to have looked at those troop numbers, would you have? 461,000 troops with an air force that was actually equal to the USAF in the beginning hardly qualifies as savages and lizards. I appreciate the value of your joke, but it's a misapprehension that Vietnam was a completely asymmetrical conflict. The NVA was a massive conventional army; the VC's guerrillas (for some reason) just become more memorable.
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#58 - thepizzadevourer (02/02/2016) [-]
It's funny to me how Avatar basically exactly parallels any "first contact with natives" scenario during the colonial period of Earth's own history, and yet people still act like the Na'vi won. For the most part, it's very realistic, right up to and including the part where the natives wipe out the expeditionary group. They just left out the part where the colonists come back with a military group and subjugate the entire native population.

Which is exactly what is going to happen in Avatar; the "savages" ruthlessly attacked and exterminated a peaceful mining colony and scientific expeditionary force. Not to mention they're sitting on resources Earth desperately needs. A military force with enough men to populate a medium-sized country will be there before you can say "but the natives dindu nuffin".
#54 - dyelfagget (02/02/2016) [-]
Yeah but the humans in the film actually got defeated in the field and not fucked over by a lack of support from home.
#53 - furiousmarshmellow (02/02/2016) [-]
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#51 - distortedflare (02/02/2016) [-]
Yeah but it is the same situation but the Navi are even less evolved than the Vietnamese and the humans have big fuck off robots.
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#65 - bigmanfifty (02/02/2016) [-]
tbf the Na'vi have giant flying death lizards capable of intercepting aircraft.

Whatever, it wasn't the best movie anyway.
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#50 - distortedflare (02/02/2016) [-]
Only because they gave up the pussies.
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#42 - cactaur (02/01/2016) [-]
but you have to remember that the soldiers were weighted down by their white guilt, disregard to nature, and whatever moral authority the movie was trying to shove down your throat.
#12 - Tbh there isn't much I wouldn't do for $500  [+] (1 reply) 12/19/2015 on Straight Guys +2
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#80 - kyrozor (12/19/2015) [-]
Same here
#14 - What was he on and how much? What did he do when it wore off?  [+] (1 reply) 12/14/2015 on Anons dump trigger +15
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#17 - slaebaschard (12/14/2015) [-]
dph and jwh-018. but it was due dph, dissociatives are awesome, but not everybodys pleasure. took him ~3min, then he just silently laughed, walked back, sat down and told me the obvious. i did similar things.

well, kids...do what you want (when you're 20-30...well, -27 if you're doing it right)
#38 - Five years for me. How did I become this...?  [+] (1 reply) 11/17/2015 on (untitled) +5
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#51 - nustix (11/17/2015) [-]
All my live for me, step up your game loser.
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