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The username actually stands for malkavian fury, its just abbreviated.
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Something about how in the past Starbucks had red cups that said "Merry Christmas" in the past but this year they were just red and didn't specify a holiday and people were offended. I dunno I don't go to Starbucks but it seems to fit the bill for the people I usually see go there.
yeah what the fuck is going on here?
This person was suppose to decorate their door for Christmas to win a contest. She did that in reference to when people were mad at Starbucks because instead of making their cups super festive for Christmas they just made them red.
...I thought they were mad they came out with the cup too early (like Nov 1)
People weren't mad about the cup. One person went on a factually incorrect YouTube rant about the cup and instantly the more extreme end of the liberal base in America exploded with tons of online threads complaining about people complaining about the cop.
>"people weren't mad about the cup"
>literally thousands of tweets from people mad about the cup
How far up your ass must your head be to blame this on liberals?
Yeah basically. One person posted a video bitching about it, and the internet exploded with "Fucking christians and soccer moms protesting over worthless shit again"
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Surely the people who control the use of the death penalty could also say: 'Fuck that expensive paperwork, here's one slip of paper. Sign here. Adiós, fucker.
Many would like that too, I'd imagine, but you've got a lot of factors to consider...
Criminal's property needs to be signed off and ownership of any items passed down. This can become problematic if no will is written, there are no next of kin or if they have debt.
If there are next of kin they also need to be notified and given adequate time to either get there or give goodbies, if they want to.
After that you've got basic human rights such as last meals, sentencing, religious freedoms, allowing them their last moments, etc... as well as ensuring all proper records will be notified of the death and the right people will be present: Witnesses, executioners... You need the morgue to be ready too.
That's what I mean. Can't the people in charge just say 'Fuck this stuff?'
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its not really torture in the sense that they'll get whipped or waterboarded its more put them in a hole and give them little food and water and when they die (of old age, which i think would be the ideal end goal of this) pull the body out and throw another one in.
By no means does this attempt to rehabilitate them its a punishment, that the only way out is their death, and if theres no one else around, which i think would be more devastating (loneliness and isolation all that) obviously they arent going to hurt anyone else.
As far as resource consumption, yea its more than a simple bullet to the head but id say less than being in a proper prison and i think people would be happy to give resources to make them suffer
Its no secret pedos are hated (seemly by everyone) and if you've seen some of the reactions/comments of the "revenge" stuff people do, the majority is all for it and would want them to suffer because thats what people feel that what they deserve, (and personally i feel the same way) and i do believe that it is on some lvl sadistic but only a minority care and i bet they'd change their minds if their kid was raped.
Potentially it could have a flow on effect of reducing pedos by them thinking if i get caught my life is over ill never see sunlight again, not 5-7 years of what sounds like hell then out, but then again it could just mean pedos take themselves and the victims which them. Although the same could be said if the punishment was a bullet to the head, better to die by their own hand sort of thing and sounds like prison is bad for them so they maybe killing themselves anyway
I see your point, it does help for everyone who will argue "But they are still people" personally i'd prefer the food and water go to poor or another who might need it.
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Either 2-3 or 4 i would guess
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