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malinko

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Steam Profile: JSMalinko
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, PC
Video Games Played: COD, BO3, Fallout 4, KS, other shit
X-box Gamertag: Sulbokin
PSN: Sulbokin
Date Signed Up:10/06/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:United States
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    anyone know what the hell this says? anyone know what the hell this...
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#21 - That just men are more accepting and will over look **** … 9 hours ago on *Legendary Synth Armor 0
#9 - I like how the other frog turns around like, "Oh ****… 9 hours ago on enough is enough +2
#8 - -thumb because pony  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on enough is enough 0
#11 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
good post tho
#32 - Gained weight. Dyed hair and put on more make-up. you can do t… 10 hours ago on 90 days without meth +5
#16 - This would be somewhat of a good idea for a bullet proof vest …  [+] (4 new replies) 11 hours ago on *Legendary Synth Armor -2
#41 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
Welcome to ameroca, the home of the double standard. Where women are equal and better than men in ever way possible except intelligence, athletics, building civilizations, inventing, critical thinking, etc, but if you say that you are a sexist bigot
#20 - floran (9 hours ago) [-]
because tits are good at any size, but taking this off and reveal a fat stomach is a deal killer.
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#32 - ninjabadger (7 hours ago) [-]
Idk, you can be pretty fit but just not as toned as that suit would make you look.

I wouldn't go for someone that's so shallow though to base choice on looks alone. So if you fake it, take it off, and they still give you a chance then they're pretty good in my eyes.

I don't think fat people could realistically pull it off as well.
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#21 - malinko (9 hours ago) [-]
That just men are more accepting and will over look shit to be with a bitch. but the principal is still the same and she's just as pathetic.
#15 - Thinks*  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on *Legendary Synth Armor 0
#28 - ziji (7 hours ago) [-]
**ziji used "*roll picture*"**
**ziji rolled image** No, no,....they things....its ok shh
#14 - And every woman in existence things the exact opposite.  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on *Legendary Synth Armor +4
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#15 - malinko (11 hours ago) [-]
Thinks*
#28 - ziji (7 hours ago) [-]
**ziji used "*roll picture*"**
**ziji rolled image** No, no,....they things....its ok shh
#11 - and you got a thumb down for pony faggot. 12 hours ago on Discuss -5
#10 - how are most black men in prison innocent? Gonna need citation…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Discuss -5
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#43 - zombieloan (3 hours ago) [-]
to be fair, i think what he means is that even though people bring up the fact that blacks make 13 percent of the populaation but make up over 50% of prison population, most of the blacks arresteed and in prison are due to nonviolent drug charges. not necessarily innocent, but nothing worth felony sentences
#13 - Actually went back in like 2006 and I can confirm this. shirt …  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Top Gear +8
#14 - vexaton (12 hours ago) [-]
I fucking bet. I really wanna go there, even though I rarely even bother with weed anymore... Acid's where it's at

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User avatar #79 - letmethink ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Hey,

I just read your story about dating a blind girl here ( www.funnyjunk.com/How+to+spot+a+petrolhead/funny-pictures/5476328/8#8 ) and you said that you have more stories. Could you maybe link them for me? I would love to read them. It makes me all fuzzy and warm inside to read something like that.
User avatar #81 to #80 - letmethink ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Thank you so much and sorry for bothering you.
User avatar #82 to #81 - malinko (03/08/2015) [-]
no bother at all bro. just been up all night catching up on work, just i welcomed the distraction lol
User avatar #83 to #82 - letmethink ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Man, I just read them all and I'm crying like a big baby. I\m sure you have heard this before, but I'm proud of you for coming out of your shell and confessing to her (and us) what has happened you. It takes guts to do such a thing. A lot of them to be honest.

And the way you went to the party and into the pool, man, that must have taken so much effort and willpower come out like that and do such a thing. I'm glad her family accepts you.

I know there are more stories (a break up or something (?)) and if you want to share them, I would love to hear them.
#76 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I shall gift your profile with KS
#77 to #76 - malinko (02/14/2015) [-]
yay! love me some KS
#78 to #77 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I could tell
#45 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
Now all you need to make is KS keyrings and I would be a happy man.
User avatar #46 to #45 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
Actually I can do that right now lol

I've been working on designs for buttons, keyrings and bottle openers. oh and fridge magnets
#48 to #46 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
You have got to be 			********		 me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
You have got to be ******** me, can't way to see what has been made or is going to get made.
User avatar #49 to #48 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
I actually made a fridge magnet that has a shop grade magnet in it, you can hold a 5 b weight up with it lol
#50 to #49 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
*nudge nudge* Got any previews of the good stuff?
#51 to #50 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
here ya go. This was just a test one I made to make sure everything was working right.
#52 to #51 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
So if I had to take a guess the badge size is roughly 33mm in diameter, no?
User avatar #53 to #52 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
2.25 inch which = 57.15mm which = 5.7cm
#54 to #53 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
Not bad. So is there a set price for them yet?
User avatar #55 to #54 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
around $2. will be cheaper in a set.
#56 to #55 - goldendarknessx (11/30/2014) [-]
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
Well just say when they're ready and I'll buy ASAP.
User avatar #57 to #56 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
will do buddy ^_^
User avatar #47 to #44 - malinko (11/30/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #36 to #35 - malinko (08/03/2014) [-]
o.........k?
#39 to #38 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Do you really think you can bribe me with cookies?
#41 to #40 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
WELL
you're right..
#42 to #41 - malinko (08/03/2014) [-]
yay! I made a friend by bribing them
#43 to #42 - applecopy (08/03/2014) [-]
Works everytime
#34 - anon (07/06/2014) [-]
You're a pretty cool guy
User avatar #25 - namehasntbeentaken (04/24/2014) [-]
I thought I finally got that damn zone archive fap song out of my head, then I see your damn youtube uploads
User avatar #26 to #25 - malinko (04/24/2014) [-]
hahaha classic
User avatar #20 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
are you a juggalo?
User avatar #21 to #20 - malinko (03/11/2014) [-]
No. Malinko is part of my real name. I'm Native American..
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User avatar #22 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (03/11/2014) [-]
Ah, I see.

I'm not a juggalo either. Dw. I won't rehearse you on EM.
User avatar #15 - Marker ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
you mean like this?
User avatar #16 to #15 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
yes, just like that
that a mod thing?
User avatar #17 to #16 - Marker ONLINE (02/24/2014) [-]
darker by level
we can enable them and disable them at will
User avatar #19 to #17 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
man, i wanna be a mod too!

so i can screw it up and get it taken away lol
User avatar #18 to #17 - malinko (02/24/2014) [-]
gotcha.
User avatar #14 - zameckis (01/30/2014) [-]
asdasdas
User avatar #11 - Marker ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
WHY
User avatar #12 to #11 - malinko (01/14/2014) [-]
Why what?
#13 to #12 - Marker ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
WHY
User avatar #7 - azumeow (12/14/2013) [-]
Hey malinko, how are things with you and the lady? I hope everything's going well!
User avatar #8 to #7 - malinko (01/07/2014) [-]
(sorry i never saw this comment until now lol)

things are going pretty good. She moved in with me. which is awesome.
to be honest i don't really have that much more to say on it. we're just a couple that lives together, and she happens to be blind. which i've had to change a lot of things about the way i live at home. like making sure everything is put right back were it was so she can find it later, and having everything labeled, (which that alone took forever)
User avatar #9 to #8 - azumeow (01/07/2014) [-]
**** happens yo. That's good, a "normal" life is always something to be happy about.

Just wanted to check up. You two seem to care intensely for one another. I've ****** things like this up enough times to genuinely wonder how it can actually work out for people sometimes. I'm glad for ya, man.
User avatar #10 to #9 - malinko (01/07/2014) [-]
thanks bud ^_^ and yes, i am very thankful to have her

though of course everything hasn't been rainbows and sunshine. you've butted heads more than once lol but who doesnt?
#2 - facetiousrunner ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Sorry you had to delete a photo that to most was touching. He is just one of the few things that actually makes my blood boil. take this cool Christmas photo thingy i made a while back as compensation. youve probably seen it but oh well
User avatar #3 to #2 - malinko (04/04/2013) [-]
yeah, stuff happens.
but no i havnt seen that and it is super funny ^_^
#4 to #3 - facetiousrunner ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
sweet! well bud stay classy. you need anything don't hesitate to ask. bye now
User avatar #5 to #4 - malinko (04/04/2013) [-]
okay ^_^ you have a great night and good luck with the running!!!
User avatar #1 - joshuamckane (09/02/2012) [-]
Do you have a furnace i could trade for? id trade almost anything for it
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