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#5 - Picture 14 hours ago on #triggered 0
#3 - Snek cat is best cat. 14 hours ago on (untitled) +1
#10 - I believe there are people who legitimately think they are a d… 14 hours ago on Bring on the downvotes,... 0
#28 - Then let us activate the coils! The Tesla coils! The coils of.… 20 hours ago on ISIS blendin in +1
#26 - When we figure that out, the war will be over.  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on ISIS blendin in +1
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#27 - reloadedhamster (20 hours ago) [-]
I feel like if the right people on the internet got together and brain-stormed ideas , they might come up with a viable solution. Kinda like a Internet Think Tank.
#28 - malhaloc (20 hours ago) [-]
Then let us activate the coils! The Tesla coils! The coils of....Nicola Tesla!
#3 - Yeah except Islam is at war with everyone who isn't muslim and…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2016 on ISIS blendin in +23
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#22 - reloadedhamster (21 hours ago) [-]
Your right, the hate is learned by the younger generation. How do you break a 1000 year old tradition of hate?
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#26 - malhaloc (20 hours ago) [-]
When we figure that out, the war will be over.
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#27 - reloadedhamster (20 hours ago) [-]
I feel like if the right people on the internet got together and brain-stormed ideas , they might come up with a viable solution. Kinda like a Internet Think Tank.
#28 - malhaloc (20 hours ago) [-]
Then let us activate the coils! The Tesla coils! The coils of....Nicola Tesla!
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#11 - grimeyboi (01/11/2016) [-]
Islam and isis are different things
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#13 - hetzerdk (01/11/2016) [-]
Not exactly, its a bit more fucked up than that. By The Numbers  - The Untold Story of Muslim Opinions & Demographics
#4 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
what about the jews
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#9 - alimais (01/11/2016) [-]
They are subtle about it
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Thanks honey, I needed a little pick-me-up today.
I'm glad to have found such a wonderful fandom.
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#12 - I feel like a real bastard when someone dies in my family. I f… 01/11/2016 on What is love? 0

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User avatar #123 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**malhaloc rolls Instead of beating them, Chris Brown now does _ to women.**
User avatar #124 to #123 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls The heart of a child.**
#125 to #124 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Team-building exercises.**
#126 to #125 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**anonymous rolls Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _.**
User avatar #128 to #126 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Sexy Siamese twins.**
#127 to #126 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Being on fire.**
User avatar #129 to #127 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**malhaloc rolls No harem anime is complete without _.**
#131 to #129 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls Dragon boobs.**
User avatar #130 to #129 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Blowing some dudes in an alley.**
#132 to #130 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**mazrik rolls Pathfinder is basically D&D _ Edition.**
#134 to #132 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls Puppies!**
User avatar #133 to #132 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Bribing the GM with sexual favors.**
User avatar #135 to #133 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**malhaloc rolls 0,303,254**
User avatar #136 to #135 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**malhaloc rolls What did I bring back from Mexico?**
#138 to #136 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls The forbidden fruit.**
User avatar #137 to #136 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Concealing a boner**
#139 to #137 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**mazrik rolls When I was tripping on acid, _ turned into _.**
#141 to #139 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
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**mazrik rolls A brain tumor.***roll 1, cah answer*
#142 to #141 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
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**mazrik rolls Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.**
User avatar #143 to #142 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls The last shreads of dignity.**
User avatar #144 to #143 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
**malhaloc used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**malhaloc rolls Not having sex.**
User avatar #145 to #144 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
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**malhaloc rolls Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _.**
#146 to #145 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
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**mazrik rolls Vomiting in the shower**
User avatar #147 to #146 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
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**malhaloc rolls A can of whoop-ass.**
User avatar #153 to #147 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
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**malhaloc rolls Blow Up Bianca the Latex Lovedoll.**
#152 to #147 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
**mazrik used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mazrik rolls Vigorous jazz hands.**
User avatar #151 to #147 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
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**malhaloc rolls Alightment: Chaotic _**
User avatar #150 to #147 - malhaloc (11/15/2015) [-]
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**malhaloc rolls Mooing.**
#149 to #147 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
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**mazrik rolls An unusually-attractive transvestite**
#148 to #147 - mazrik (11/15/2015) [-]
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**mazrik rolls What's my secret power?**
User avatar #104 - murrlogic (09/15/2015) [-]
>tfw muffin horsie.
User avatar #105 to #104 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
muffin horsie is best horsie
User avatar #106 to #105 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
I approve of the Dr. Whooves ship.

And Derpy's fanon children
User avatar #107 to #106 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
second.jpg
User avatar #108 to #107 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Favorite episode?
User avatar #110 to #108 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
You?
User avatar #109 to #108 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
So far, I can't decide between Slice of Life, Pinkie Pride, or Do Princesses Dream of Magic
User avatar #111 to #109 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
So Pinkie is your other favorite?

Have you met DrOhcysp, sheashea, and shadowtails the 3 biggest pinkie pie fans on FJ?

User avatar #112 to #111 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
She's my favorite of the Mane 6, then Derpy is my favorite of all. And no I don't think I have.
#121 to #112 - sheashea (09/16/2015) [-]
Hi I guess...? :o
I'm only a pinkie fan until I turn the images into Dinkie <3
User avatar #113 to #112 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
You will soon

Who is your least favorite pone?
User avatar #115 to #113 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
Who's your fave and least fave?
User avatar #114 to #113 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
I'd have to say Rarity. I just can't stand the superficial types. Don't get me wrong, Tabitha does an amazing job playing her, but the character herself comes off as a bitch more often than not.
#117 to #114 - phanact (09/16/2015) [-]
That's a nice opinion you've got there
User avatar #119 to #118 - phanact (09/16/2015) [-]
LOL
User avatar #120 to #119 - malhaloc (09/16/2015) [-]
To be fair though, I did legitimately like the new episode. Rarity is making progress with her dream and finds her passion again for what she's doing. That's something I think we can all relate to.
User avatar #116 to #114 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
>Rarity

Somewhere geeg and pinkiepieshappines are not aamused with your shenanigans

and Phanact is seething with anger
User avatar #83 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
corruption
User avatar #99 to #83 - garymotherfingoak (03/06/2015) [-]
vinesauce
User avatar #102 to #99 - mayormilkman (03/13/2015) [-]
It became unbanned over time.
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User avatar #84 to #83 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Apathy
User avatar #85 to #84 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
what happened to you
User avatar #86 to #85 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #87 to #86 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I think something happened to you a year or two ago. You seemed to change drastically in one quality. I don't know. It may have been someone else.
User avatar #88 to #87 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
I dunno...what quality in what area?
User avatar #89 to #88 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Religion or something like that. I don't remember.
User avatar #90 to #89 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
What was the change?
User avatar #91 to #90 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I don't remember...
User avatar #92 to #91 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Huh...probably wasn't me. My stance on religion hasn't really changed much in...well it hasn't changed much. lol
User avatar #93 to #92 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I guess I am thinking of someone else, but you did something a year or two ago that was weird.
User avatar #94 to #93 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Not that I can remember. Was it a content or a comment or?
User avatar #95 to #94 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe a few comments, probably an argument.
User avatar #96 to #95 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Well, God knows I've been in plenty of them lol none that I'd classify as weird though.
User avatar #97 to #96 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
Alright. Good night.
User avatar #98 to #97 - malhaloc (02/07/2015) [-]
Night.
#65 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
**brolylssj rolls 42**   
I have you now.
**brolylssj rolls 42**
I have you now.
User avatar #66 to #65 - malhaloc (05/20/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 17** HAHA!
#69 to #67 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
You underestimate my power!   
*Roll 2*
You underestimate my power!
*Roll 2*
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**brolylssj rolls 47**
User avatar #71 to #70 - malhaloc (05/21/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 29**
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*roll 2*
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#75 to #74 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ok, so 00 and 99 would be Death, so neither of those went off. You're hit with 665 damage (1.5x443).
Ok, so 00 and 99 would be Death, so neither of those went off. You're hit with 665 damage (1.5x443).
#76 to #75 - malhaloc (05/22/2014) [-]
**malhaloc rolls 19**
#77 to #76 - brolylssj ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
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**malhaloc rolls 34**
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**brolylssj rolls 44**
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**malhaloc rolls 12**
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#64 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #62 to #61 - malhaloc (02/20/2014) [-]
...groovy?
User avatar #63 to #62 - majormayor (02/20/2014) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #58 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
#59 to #58 - malhaloc (01/04/2014) [-]
a pretty pretty princess
a pretty pretty princess
User avatar #60 to #59 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Cool.
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**mcderper rolls 72**
User avatar #52 - twi ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
v
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ono
User avatar #51 - joshlol (12/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 - phanact (12/23/2013) [-]
**phanact rolls 77**mcderper its tag
roll a user once you get dubs and we go to their profile
User avatar #57 to #50 - mcderper (12/23/2013) [-]
got it
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**phanact rolled user miscarriage **
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**joshlol rolls 10** twi where r u
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User avatar #39 - mayormilkman (11/09/2013) [-]
butts
#40 to #39 - malhaloc (11/09/2013) [-]
Happiness

Hap...piness

Hap...penis

Penis! Penis! VAAAAAGINA!
User avatar #41 to #40 - mayormilkman (11/09/2013) [-]
My life in 7 words
But butts, though.
#19 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
hiya! we seem to think the same!
User avatar #20 to #19 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
lol god help the world then
#21 to #20 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
screw the world! lets make a new one!
#22 to #21 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
I like that idea
I like that idea
#23 to #22 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
now do we like the current rules of science?
#24 to #23 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Science is the reason we can't fly and animals can't talk. I say we use Pinkie logic as the basis of all discoveries
Science is the reason we can't fly and animals can't talk. I say we use Pinkie logic as the basis of all discoveries
User avatar #25 to #24 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
excellent! now apout the shape of planets:
round, flat, or random?
User avatar #28 to #25 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
some shall be prism, some cubed and some rectangular. as in 2d
User avatar #26 to #25 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Sorry went to DcMonald's. And random of course
#27 to #26 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
good, good. now what about dying? how do you die?
User avatar #29 to #27 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Well...old people are too much fun. Lets rule out age...Bacon deficiency?
#30 to #29 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
perfect. now what color should light be?
User avatar #31 to #30 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
I like the light spectrum but red to blue how about green, purple, yellow, blue orange
#32 to #31 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
and what species should there be?
User avatar #33 to #32 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Lets see what you come up with
#34 to #33 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
ponies, mokies, dragons, and metas.
User avatar #35 to #34 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Hm...and what of sea life?
#36 to #35 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
seaponies, dragons, aqua humanoids, and giant seamonsters!
#37 to #36 - malhaloc (06/06/2013) [-]
Brilliant! I daresay we shall have the perfect world.
Brilliant! I daresay we shall have the perfect world.
#38 to #37 - thebreech (06/06/2013) [-]
yes! now we add the fourth wall breakers and we may travel there!
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