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#55 - How is this a comp with only roughly 2 facts?  [+] (1 reply) 04/04/2014 on The Zweihander -1
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#60 - falgabird (04/04/2014) [-]
I've already apologized for this about 3 times now, but again i apologize. It was made hastily at 5am in the morning after a long discussion on another thread and i promise the next one will be more thought out and presentable.
#9 - Le go back to le 9gag faggot! You and your ****** old as *…  [+] (2 replies) 03/15/2014 on Le Game -10
#14 - gregy (03/15/2014) [-]
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#15 - schwerdaddy (03/15/2014) [-]
The grey background in your pic matches neither the default FJ color, nor the lighter color when the post is hovered over.
#10 - You are part of the main reason why nobody understands women, …  [+] (2 replies) 03/12/2014 on Wordsmithing 0
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#11 - angelwithashotgun (03/12/2014) [-]
"the trick with them is playing with their words as though you were playing chess"

sure, you are the world leading expert on all women, as you consider every interaction with them a chance to "get ahead"
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#13 - malacoda (03/12/2014) [-]
I knew that somehow you would manage to twist or misunderstand my words. 2000 are not so much after all.
I do not consider myself a woman expert, I simple happen to know a solution to many of the situation like the one portrayed above, and i know it thanks to my awareness of what's around me.
I admit that maybe the chess equivalence is too semplicistic and maybe you didn't understand it quite well, or maybe you're another of the pathetic mass of filth that infests internet, who only concerns about flaming around for personal amusement or self esteem issues.

However i'll assume you misunderstood me.

You don't have to "get ahead" with your girl, you have to Listen to her.
It's by understanding her, by noticing her body language whileshe talks, by considering that behind all that there's a mind, and not something that acts following already drawn patterns like, for instance math, or worse, something that acts totally random.
Let's take as example the comic.
Every moron that can't focus his attention on his girl could easily go mad trying to answer the right thing. One that cares about his girl would have noticed by her tone of voice or her body language her insecurity, or maybe in the past days, he noticed little changes in her behavior, would it be catching her gazing at the mirror a little more worried, or a little more than usual. Maybe that dress is one she used to put some time ago, so she's worried that it would not fit as usual because maybe she indulged with food a little more than usual, and if you're her boyfriend you Must have noticed it. So when she comes with the critical question, it's only the moment in which you are good at words. But if you weren't prepared in advance by caring about her, you would not have known why such question, and how to answer.
Pretty like chess, once you prepared for countless moves, it comes the time when your opponent begins to exchange pawns with you, and if you backed up with proper preparation, battle is easy.
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