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malachitecobra

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: Malachite Cobra | LGNS
Consoles Owned: Glorious PC, XBOX 1, XBOX 360, PS3, Nintendo Wii
Video Games Played: Too many to count
X-box Gamertag: Malachite Cobra
Interests: gaming, sleeping, you fucking cunts
Date Signed Up:6/01/2015
Last Login:1/11/2016
Location:Somewhere in the Arctic Circle
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6101
Comment Ranking:#132
Highest Content Rank:#4597
Highest Comment Rank:#9
Content Thumbs: 76 total,  115 ,  39
Comment Thumbs: 47810 total,  49356 ,  1546
Content Level Progress: 20% (1/5)
Level 2 Content: New Here → Level 3 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 71% (710/1000)
Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:16861
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:3400
FJ Points:33921

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    PlayStation Memories PlayStation Memories
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    Sauce? Sauce?
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    geeettttttt dunked on!!! geeettttttt dunked on!!!
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latest user's comments

#26392 - bumping, happens to me too 01/01/2016 on Ask a Mod 0
#1 - Picture 12/25/2015 on Shrekmas +5
#94 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on Black Hermione +65
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#140 - bloodrocutation (12/23/2015) [-]
>very clever
>black
#2 - cute snek I like 12/23/2015 on WELP! +3
#2 - Why did I think lewd things?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Batgirl and supergirl +6
#4 - terribletim (12/23/2015) [-]
Your not the only one, the internet has either ruined us, or opened our eyes, it's up for interpenetration.
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Make hermione black +3
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#2 - sircool (12/22/2015) [-]
inb4 "But that means scared!" Fuck no, who uses "White face" in any bit of literature? horrified, terrified or face turned pale sure, but white? Who the hell says that?
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2015 on ahmed +8
#4 - jaythreetee (12/17/2015) [-]
Ahh yes, Jihadi John West Ham fans mocking the death of Jihadi John
#6 - recoveryone (12/18/2015) [-]
More like "Jihadi Gone" amirite?
#6 - Wasn't that confirmed fake or something?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2015 on just a lovely bike... +9
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#50 - loganmadder (12/18/2015) [-]
I was thinking that bear looked a little too clean and would have eaten him already
#46 - tylevans (12/18/2015) [-]
ya i thought the lighting looked off on it
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#26 - drekinn (12/18/2015) [-]
I just deduced it fake since Bears can run like ridiculously fast, it would have caught him before he gained any actual speed.
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#17 - hudis (12/17/2015) [-]
It's pretty obviously fake the first time you watch it. The lighting on the bear is off almost the entire time and at the end of it he escapes it by hiding behind a tree, which is fucking retarded.
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#15 - helifapter (12/17/2015) [-]
It was
#3 - ***** YOU BANNED SO HARD 12/17/2015 on funny sexy 0
#2 - I'm fairly certain that's just a photo effect that loops every…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Stunning animation 0
#8 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
It can be achieve with, for exaple, the AE puppet tool. you just have the image, then set up the puppet and then animated it to follow the lines of the character.

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User avatar #13 - ketoacidosis (08/30/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by malachitecobra
Are you power leveling your comment rank as well?
User avatar #30 - MuahahaOfLore (12/03/2015) [-]
what does

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User avatar #31 to #30 - malachitecobra (12/03/2015) [-]
you're fairly blue-named. i'm surprised you don't know.
ah well, there was a 4-chan post about how india has designated ******** streets and an indian retorted about india being some superpower by 2030
#32 to #31 - MuahahaOfLore (12/03/2015) [-]
Oh, I knew about the ******** streets and rivers. I didnt know it memed.
User avatar #33 to #32 - malachitecobra (12/03/2015) [-]
Oh, it memed.
It memed hard.
User avatar #29 - psychadelicace (10/29/2015) [-]
That header is the sexiest shade of green i have ever laid eyes upon
#28 - yannis (10/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #24 to #22 - strangesir ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
Hey does anyone wanna role play with me!?
User avatar #23 to #22 - malachitecobra (09/25/2015) [-]
Hey does anyone wanna role play with me!?
Also sexy gardevoir is sexy.
#21 - austinrocket (09/13/2015) [-]
The real JC
#20 - keplerx (09/12/2015) [-]
filled with energy
#19 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]
These colors man
#17 - yiffcario ONLINE (09/02/2015) [-]
Excellent header, and I like your color choices.
User avatar #18 to #17 - malachitecobra (09/02/2015) [-]
Thanks man, took a lot of effort getting the colors right. You have a distinguished eye for detail.
#15 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
nice profile picture fag
#16 to #15 - malachitecobra (08/30/2015) [-]
You don't have to be so mean
User avatar #25 to #16 - strangesir ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
I for one think your profile picture is awesome.
#27 to #26 - strangesir ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
No prob' bruh
User avatar #5 - sciencexplain (08/04/2015) [-]
Isn't that PP one of the new XBone gamer pictures?
User avatar #6 to #5 - malachitecobra (08/04/2015) [-]
Why, yes it is!
I love some of the profile pics.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sciencexplain (08/04/2015) [-]
I've got the red chinese dragon one, just because I love red. I really wanted to upload my own custom one, but I don't think you can. Everyone else just has that weird geometric skull one.
User avatar #8 to #7 - malachitecobra (08/04/2015) [-]
That's pretty cool, man. If you ever want a match of DoA 5, hit me up.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sciencexplain (08/04/2015) [-]
Don't own it, sadly. I have Halo MCC, Battlefield 4, Titanfall, AC4 and Neverwinter. Funnily enough, I'm not really good at any of them, except for swat mode on Halo.
User avatar #10 to #9 - malachitecobra (08/04/2015) [-]
I think you can get the trial version for free, if I'm not mistaken. That's what I have anyways.
I heard that Neverwinter is good in its own right, but it doesn't quite live up to its amazing predecessor, Neverwinter Nights.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sciencexplain (08/04/2015) [-]
Well, I like Neverwinter because it's a PC game made compatible for the console and allows crossover play, and the graphics are lovely. The gameplay is interesting, controls are simple but a deeper understanding of your abilities and potential combos, stats and such takes a lot of time and work. I just don't like how p2w it is, but I suppose it's what you get from a free game of that size and quality. You can still do fine without money, but it gets the best cosmetics and you can buy extra character slots and bags and all that. Even if you don't buy zen coins, you can earn astral diamonds by doing daily dungeons and skirmishes and PvP, and then cut the rough ones to refine them and convert that on an in game exchange market run by the players to earn the real life money bought currency. It's interesting and fun to try, but there is a cap on the daily refined diamond quantity, so that people can't get what they want unless they spend 6 months constantly cutting every day.
User avatar #4 - Falkor (08/02/2015) [-]
i'm in virginia too
#3 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
o fuk
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