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Video Games Played: Call of Duty: MW2, Skyrim, League of Legends
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Date Signed Up:5/31/2011
Last Login:5/20/2013
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#3 - everytime... 10/26/2011 on Am I the only one? 0
#1 - gimmeeee! 10/26/2011 on if i ever buy a plane 0
#6 - '93 represent :] 10/26/2011 on dear children 0
#1 - love this song :o 10/25/2011 on Awesome Halloween light show 0
#7 - mistletoe really isn't that bad of a song... i don't love beib…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2011 on I dont wanna live on this... -3
#9 - N. Korean citizen (10/21/2011) [-]
Meh, Cameltoe was better.
#12 - fearchen (10/21/2011) [-]
#1 - well to my knowledge, vikings pulled the reverse psychology to… 10/21/2011 on my mind +5
#5 - ryan reynolds plays the swordsman in x-men origins: wolverine …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2011 on Captain America 0
User avatar #6 - tibbe (10/18/2011) [-]
Yepp that's right. according to imdb he will play Deadpool. And he played Wade wilson in X-men. But apparently wade wilson is an alter ego of deadpool.
#7 - inuyashasr (10/18/2011) [-]
wade wilson is deadpool that's his real name
#1 - i work there... made me laugh 10/07/2011 on Mac Inventor Dies 0
#1 - all the time for me, brother... 10/07/2011 on Happened last week 0
#100 - delightful. 10/05/2011 on How nyan was born 0
#3 - BEST EVAR! 09/28/2011 on Thunder Lolcats 0
#10 - DO IT PLEASE! 09/27/2011 on I PROMISE 0
#10 - sorry if that was offensive, it was just a joke :\ 09/26/2011 on Mean But True 0
#1 - what's the difference ._,  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2011 on Mean But True -2
#2 - N. Korean citizen (09/23/2011) [-]
DUDE.. that is SO mean..
retards aren't THAT dumb
User avatar #10 - malachiiii (09/26/2011) [-]
sorry if that was offensive, it was just a joke :\
User avatar #3 - davidispissed (09/23/2011) [-]
potato?
#6 - takeuhdump (09/23/2011) [-]
#5 - Ryukenblaze (09/23/2011) [-]
#8 - i agree with everything on this... EVERYTHING 09/22/2011 on Then And Now Comp. 1 0
#2 - what is this voodoo??? 09/20/2011 on Mindfuck 0
#2 - FANTASTIC, MR. FOX! jokes :] this made me laugh 09/20/2011 on FOX IS DOWN! +1
#1 - ho ho burn 09/19/2011 on Atlantis 0
#1 - climb the rainbow? i think yes. 09/19/2011 on Skittles! 0
#1 - that is sick nasty... 09/18/2011 on There, it's better now. +7
#1 - woot 09/08/2011 on Y u no stay crunchy! -1
#155 - hahaaaa ohhhh yeahhh i know exactly what you mean! 09/08/2011 on my work +1
#25 - laxatives, yes, cyanide nahhh that's a bit too cruel heheh it'…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2011 on my work +2
User avatar #26 - shunkahawolf (09/06/2011) [-]
i really hate our customers especially the retard that comes in every day and tries to order a whopper then laughs like beavis...i want to injure him so badly -twitch twitch-
User avatar #155 - malachiiii (09/08/2011) [-]
hahaaaa ohhhh yeahhh i know exactly what you mean!
#12 - i work at a mickey d's too... someone finally feels my pain  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2011 on my work +5
User avatar #24 - shunkahawolf (09/06/2011) [-]
same here dontcha wish you could just slip some cyanide or laxative in the food and giggle?
User avatar #25 - malachiiii (09/06/2011) [-]
laxatives, yes, cyanide nahhh that's a bit too cruel heheh it'd be so funny to see the looks on people's faces after the laxatives kick in hahahaaa
User avatar #26 - shunkahawolf (09/06/2011) [-]
i really hate our customers especially the retard that comes in every day and tries to order a whopper then laughs like beavis...i want to injure him so badly -twitch twitch-
User avatar #155 - malachiiii (09/08/2011) [-]
hahaaaa ohhhh yeahhh i know exactly what you mean!
#12 - D:  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2011 on You are fired! 0
#23 - aljedubroo (08/31/2011) [-]
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^ this comic's version.
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User avatar #2 - niconicodouga (11/01/2012) [-]
I see you're filipino.
Here, take this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FnRnEQaC0
User avatar #3 to #2 - malachiiii (11/01/2012) [-]
HAHAHA salamat... although that was really random hahaha
User avatar #1 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
think we reached the comment limit. I was born in florida, so yeah lol
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