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Age: 21
Consoles Owned: N64, Gamecube, PS2, Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Call of Duty: MW2, Skyrim, League of Legends
X-box Gamertag: MailmanMal
Date Signed Up:5/31/2011
Last Login:10/19/2014
Location:Michigan
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#1 - i wonder the same thing... 11/08/2011 on Philosoraptor asks a good... 0
#2 - Picture 11/08/2011 on Remember this Badass? 0
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Description 0
#2 - tadam (11/08/2011) [-]
Its JESUS vs superman, not god vs superman -_-
User avatar #3 - malachiiii (11/08/2011) [-]
sorry buddy
#4 - tadam (11/08/2011) [-]
**tadam rolled a random image**
User avatar #5 - malachiiii (11/08/2011) [-]
._.
#4 - MORE! 11/08/2011 on awwww yeaaah 0
#1 - everytime... 11/07/2011 on College +1
#2 - AHHHNOLD! 11/06/2011 on Cookin' with Arnie 0
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2011 on Halloween OC +1
#27 - TurkDragon (11/03/2011) [-]
#23 - haha it's not something i listen to on a daily basis, but sometimes  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2011 on Halloween OC +1
#24 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
random gif...
#25 - malachiiii (11/03/2011) [-]
#27 - TurkDragon (11/03/2011) [-]
#21 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2011 on Halloween OC +1
#22 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
u liyk dubstep?
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
haha it's not something i listen to on a daily basis, but sometimes
#24 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
random gif...
#25 - malachiiii (11/03/2011) [-]
#27 - TurkDragon (11/03/2011) [-]
#19 - sweeeeet! i'm in michigan :P  [+] (7 new replies) 11/02/2011 on Halloween OC +1
#20 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
**TurkDragon rolled a random image**i feel a friendship coming...
#21 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
#22 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
u liyk dubstep?
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
haha it's not something i listen to on a daily basis, but sometimes
#24 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
random gif...
#25 - malachiiii (11/03/2011) [-]
#27 - TurkDragon (11/03/2011) [-]
#17 - no sadly, that would be epic though! wish i was apart  [+] (9 new replies) 11/02/2011 on Halloween OC +1
User avatar #18 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
damn would've been epic... ill post pics if im able to go... im in jersey... where r u?
User avatar #19 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
sweeeeet! i'm in michigan :P
#20 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
**TurkDragon rolled a random image**i feel a friendship coming...
#21 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
#22 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
u liyk dubstep?
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
haha it's not something i listen to on a daily basis, but sometimes
#24 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
random gif...
#25 - malachiiii (11/03/2011) [-]
#27 - TurkDragon (11/03/2011) [-]
#15 - splendid, splendid!  [+] (11 new replies) 11/02/2011 on Halloween OC +1
User avatar #16 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
are you near the nyc area?
User avatar #17 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
no sadly, that would be epic though! wish i was apart
User avatar #18 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
damn would've been epic... ill post pics if im able to go... im in jersey... where r u?
User avatar #19 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
sweeeeet! i'm in michigan :P
#20 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
**TurkDragon rolled a random image**i feel a friendship coming...
#21 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
#22 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
u liyk dubstep?
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
haha it's not something i listen to on a daily basis, but sometimes
#24 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
random gif...
#25 - malachiiii (11/03/2011) [-]
#27 - TurkDragon (11/03/2011) [-]
#11 - this pleases me my anon brother :]  [+] (13 new replies) 11/02/2011 on Halloween OC 0
User avatar #14 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
nov. 5th ... this saturday... i was planing on going to occupy wall st and holding a sign reding I AM LE %99 ... or I AM le %100 (of 4chan) ...
User avatar #15 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
splendid, splendid!
User avatar #16 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
are you near the nyc area?
User avatar #17 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
no sadly, that would be epic though! wish i was apart
User avatar #18 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
damn would've been epic... ill post pics if im able to go... im in jersey... where r u?
User avatar #19 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
sweeeeet! i'm in michigan :P
#20 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
**TurkDragon rolled a random image**i feel a friendship coming...
#21 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
#22 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
u liyk dubstep?
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
haha it's not something i listen to on a daily basis, but sometimes
#24 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
random gif...
#25 - malachiiii (11/03/2011) [-]
#27 - TurkDragon (11/03/2011) [-]
#5 - yay! guy fawkes costume! i like :]  [+] (15 new replies) 11/01/2011 on Halloween OC 0
#8 - TurkDragon (11/01/2011) [-]
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEAAA !!!
User avatar #11 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
this pleases me my anon brother :]
User avatar #14 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
nov. 5th ... this saturday... i was planing on going to occupy wall st and holding a sign reding I AM LE %99 ... or I AM le %100 (of 4chan) ...
User avatar #15 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
splendid, splendid!
User avatar #16 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
are you near the nyc area?
User avatar #17 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
no sadly, that would be epic though! wish i was apart
User avatar #18 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
damn would've been epic... ill post pics if im able to go... im in jersey... where r u?
User avatar #19 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
sweeeeet! i'm in michigan :P
#20 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
**TurkDragon rolled a random image**i feel a friendship coming...
#21 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
#22 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
u liyk dubstep?
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/02/2011) [-]
haha it's not something i listen to on a daily basis, but sometimes
#24 - TurkDragon (11/02/2011) [-]
random gif...
#25 - malachiiii (11/03/2011) [-]
#27 - TurkDragon (11/03/2011) [-]
#4 - i had so many chills... 11/01/2011 on This will get to FrontPage +2
#23 - hahahaha the summer's fine, it's the winters that get us :P 11/01/2011 on jurisultima's profile 0
#79 - ooo nice! my class was pretty much useless... we just talked..…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2011 on sherrine's profile 0
User avatar #80 - sherrine (11/01/2011) [-]
yup! for sure. gonna do something great hopefully. At chipotle, there was a Halo Skyhawk costume! I kept staring like *jaw dropped* because it looks legit
#21 - i live in a small town in michigan :P  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2011 on jurisultima's profile 0
User avatar #22 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am sorry. it is too cold up there for people to live lol. Hell, VA is too cold, and N is barely warm enough
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
hahahaha the summer's fine, it's the winters that get us :P
#77 - you had class during halloween too? i wore my outfit to class haha  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2011 on sherrine's profile 0
User avatar #78 - sherrine (11/01/2011) [-]
ya, it was an important lecture for the exam on wednesday, but I had a spider ring and at chipotle they did 2 buck burritos :) ? lol. I wanted to make the rage face girl but no time
User avatar #79 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
ooo nice! my class was pretty much useless... we just talked... i missed halloween for that? stupid... haha that would've been good, there's always next year though
User avatar #80 - sherrine (11/01/2011) [-]
yup! for sure. gonna do something great hopefully. At chipotle, there was a Halo Skyhawk costume! I kept staring like *jaw dropped* because it looks legit
#19 - i want to, teachers are scarce to none where i live though :P  [+] (4 new replies) 11/01/2011 on jurisultima's profile 0
User avatar #20 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
where is that?
User avatar #21 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i live in a small town in michigan :P
User avatar #22 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am sorry. it is too cold up there for people to live lol. Hell, VA is too cold, and N is barely warm enough
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
hahahaha the summer's fine, it's the winters that get us :P
#17 - yeah, i would. it's definitely better than nothing like me :P  [+] (6 new replies) 11/01/2011 on jurisultima's profile 0
User avatar #18 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
you should try to learn some, they can be really relaxing
User avatar #19 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i want to, teachers are scarce to none where i live though :P
User avatar #20 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
where is that?
User avatar #21 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i live in a small town in michigan :P
User avatar #22 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am sorry. it is too cold up there for people to live lol. Hell, VA is too cold, and N is barely warm enough
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
hahahaha the summer's fine, it's the winters that get us :P
#15 - true, it's hard to find legit teachers nowadays :\  [+] (8 new replies) 11/01/2011 on jurisultima's profile 0
User avatar #16 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, but it's all good. for now I will just work with my asian forms. Btw, the katana and other "long" sword forms are not ninjutsu but rather a form of taijutsu
User avatar #17 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, i would. it's definitely better than nothing like me :P
User avatar #18 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
you should try to learn some, they can be really relaxing
User avatar #19 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i want to, teachers are scarce to none where i live though :P
User avatar #20 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
where is that?
User avatar #21 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i live in a small town in michigan :P
User avatar #22 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am sorry. it is too cold up there for people to live lol. Hell, VA is too cold, and N is barely warm enough
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
hahahaha the summer's fine, it's the winters that get us :P
#13 - oh danggg. you've got me beat haha that's so sweet!  [+] (10 new replies) 11/01/2011 on jurisultima's profile 0
User avatar #14 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am trying to find someone to teach me european forms (not fencing, I know that and I don't really like it) but it is really hard to find anyone
User avatar #15 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
true, it's hard to find legit teachers nowadays :\
User avatar #16 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, but it's all good. for now I will just work with my asian forms. Btw, the katana and other "long" sword forms are not ninjutsu but rather a form of taijutsu
User avatar #17 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, i would. it's definitely better than nothing like me :P
User avatar #18 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
you should try to learn some, they can be really relaxing
User avatar #19 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i want to, teachers are scarce to none where i live though :P
User avatar #20 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
where is that?
User avatar #21 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i live in a small town in michigan :P
User avatar #22 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am sorry. it is too cold up there for people to live lol. Hell, VA is too cold, and N is barely warm enough
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
hahahaha the summer's fine, it's the winters that get us :P
#11 - haha for me it's mostly just fascination, i know sword techniq…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/01/2011 on jurisultima's profile 0
User avatar #12 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
well martial arts are a big part too, I took a ninjutsu for 16 years. now when I am home I take my muramasa (not the original forger, but 3 generations down from him) and go through forms for like an hour a day to relax lol
User avatar #13 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
oh danggg. you've got me beat haha that's so sweet!
User avatar #14 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am trying to find someone to teach me european forms (not fencing, I know that and I don't really like it) but it is really hard to find anyone
User avatar #15 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
true, it's hard to find legit teachers nowadays :\
User avatar #16 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, but it's all good. for now I will just work with my asian forms. Btw, the katana and other "long" sword forms are not ninjutsu but rather a form of taijutsu
User avatar #17 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, i would. it's definitely better than nothing like me :P
User avatar #18 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
you should try to learn some, they can be really relaxing
User avatar #19 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i want to, teachers are scarce to none where i live though :P
User avatar #20 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
where is that?
User avatar #21 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i live in a small town in michigan :P
User avatar #22 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am sorry. it is too cold up there for people to live lol. Hell, VA is too cold, and N is barely warm enough
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
hahahaha the summer's fine, it's the winters that get us :P
#9 - nice nice :D  [+] (14 new replies) 11/01/2011 on jurisultima's profile 0
User avatar #10 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
lol, I know a lot about blades, they are literally a huge part of my life
User avatar #11 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
haha for me it's mostly just fascination, i know sword techniques and stuff i'll never use in real life, but for you, knowing about this stuff will definitely help haha
User avatar #12 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
well martial arts are a big part too, I took a ninjutsu for 16 years. now when I am home I take my muramasa (not the original forger, but 3 generations down from him) and go through forms for like an hour a day to relax lol
User avatar #13 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
oh danggg. you've got me beat haha that's so sweet!
User avatar #14 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am trying to find someone to teach me european forms (not fencing, I know that and I don't really like it) but it is really hard to find anyone
User avatar #15 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
true, it's hard to find legit teachers nowadays :\
User avatar #16 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, but it's all good. for now I will just work with my asian forms. Btw, the katana and other "long" sword forms are not ninjutsu but rather a form of taijutsu
User avatar #17 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah, i would. it's definitely better than nothing like me :P
User avatar #18 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
you should try to learn some, they can be really relaxing
User avatar #19 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i want to, teachers are scarce to none where i live though :P
User avatar #20 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
where is that?
User avatar #21 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
i live in a small town in michigan :P
User avatar #22 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
I am sorry. it is too cold up there for people to live lol. Hell, VA is too cold, and N is barely warm enough
User avatar #23 - malachiiii (11/01/2011) [-]
hahahaha the summer's fine, it's the winters that get us :P
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User avatar #2 - niconicodouga (11/01/2012) [-]
I see you're filipino.
Here, take this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2FnRnEQaC0
User avatar #3 to #2 - malachiiii (11/01/2012) [-]
HAHAHA salamat... although that was really random hahaha
User avatar #1 - jurisultima (11/01/2011) [-]
think we reached the comment limit. I was born in florida, so yeah lol
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