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#16 - Nice, downloading now. If you dont mind, what engine did you u…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Something I've been working... 0
#21 - nicktheslayer (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm making this from scratch, in Game Maker Studio Pro!
#2 - no human/mudkip relations 02/17/2015 on Malcolm in the Middle +1
#1473 - atleast you got to see a ******* awesome film 02/15/2015 on Alone on V-day selfie thread? 0
#41 - because Im assuming they're going to show him as Peter Parker …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on This is useful 0
#50 - swiftshadow (02/13/2015) [-]
I would be nice if the invasion during the Avengers became part of this new spider mans origin story. I am so sick of seeing the same old origin story.

I recently read the spider-verse comic event and it was filled with tons of various versions of spider-man and each with their own origin. The ending felt a little sudden and cheap but I felt like a giddy little school girl while reading those because I loved seeing all the versions of spider-man interact with each other.
#57 - citationneeded.jpeg 02/13/2015 on Made Me Laugh 0
#6 - ...touchscreen 02/08/2015 on Let's have some fun +10
#61 - no, just at that point i had done it twice in the 4 hour hours… 02/08/2015 on Jesus Christ 0
#25 - twice  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Jesus Christ +1
User avatar #35 - tenfinnvo (02/08/2015) [-]
About 8 times i think? Are you guys saying that after you fap you stop being aroused for the rest of the day?
User avatar #61 - makomirocket (02/08/2015) [-]
no, just at that point i had done it twice in the 4 hour hours Id been awake

It take so much effort after 2 or 3 times to finish so i dont bother
User avatar #42 - nelliel (02/08/2015) [-]
i wish
#39 - I've learnt that speech off by heart just so I could show up a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on My Jimmies are Rustled +1
#42 - thesweetscientist (02/01/2015) [-]
May I ask for more detail, sounds like one heck of a story.
#58 - people don't like the Conservatives... yet they turned our…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Knees weak, arms are heavy -2
User avatar #95 - fukkendragonite (01/19/2015) [-]
It doesn't trickle down. Economy doesn't mean better off. It just means upper and middle class cunts like Cameron and Osborne have more money while everyone else suffers.
User avatar #74 - mattythebeaver (01/19/2015) [-]
>Strongest in Europe
>Overtake the US

#120 - anonexplains (01/19/2015) [-]
British economy growing, US economy is going down the shithole. it won't take much to overtake the US in anything.
User avatar #136 - mattythebeaver (01/19/2015) [-]
The US economy's GDP is over 6x that of the UK's.
The top 3 states of the US have nearly double the UK's GDP.
US gotta fuck up so hard for the UK to even consider overtaking it.
User avatar #66 - shrinkzz (01/19/2015) [-]
They always favor the needs of the rich over those of the poor. In other words: the people that actually need help, don't get it.
User avatar #141 - Rockaman (01/19/2015) [-]
Better than just handing out welfare checks- that's really not helping people out.

It's like giving obese people more money so they can pig out on food rather than spending it for them on compulsory gym membership, so they can get fitter and become a productive person in society again.
User avatar #159 - shrinkzz (01/20/2015) [-]
So what are they supposed to do without welfare? Starve? There just aren't enough jobs available.
User avatar #160 - Rockaman (01/20/2015) [-]
Do what the majority of countries do and limit immigration, possibly based on a point system for needed skilled workers. If we stem the amount of immigrants coming in and taking jobs our own workers need, then our unemployment will drop, and the NHS should see a lessening strain.

People who argue 'that's not fair' - 1. life isn't fair, deal with it.
2. What are our own people supposed to do? Immigrate to the countries that the immigrants have come from leaving friends and family behind and do their jobs?

Inb4 'dey took our jebs!'
User avatar #161 - shrinkzz (01/20/2015) [-]
Immigration or no immigration, there will always be people who are unemployed for reasons they don't control, the system isn't perfect. They need welfare in order to survive. You can't solve a countries problems merely by limiting immigration. And imo, those immigrants are just as important as 'your own people'. Nationality doesn't mean anything to me.
User avatar #162 - Rockaman (01/20/2015) [-]
Yes, there will always be a need for welfare, but cutting that need down should be our priority, not increasing the amount of welfare, especially when it makes it a more attractive option than working.

I disagree about Nationality, people should not be forced to abandon their old lives to move to work as other people who have chosen to do that have taken their jobs. Relocation should be a choice based on weighing up the factors and coming to a conclusion, not a necessity like it is in a conflict ridden 3rd world country. A nation should stick together to achieve it's goals to cause competitiveness between countries which produces progress - for an example just look at how much further we have got in technology due to investments made in the Cold War.
#72 - anonexplains (01/19/2015) [-]
Maybe a welfare check is not the help they need. Maybe they need a fair payed stable job and resonable market prices.
#63 - gazra (01/19/2015) [-]
u fukin wot m8


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#1 - ssheinrich (06/02/2014) [-]
please keep making super villian comps
User avatar #2 to #1 - makomirocket (06/02/2014) [-]
writing one up now as we speak, should be on within an hour or two dependent on if I get hungry
User avatar #3 to #2 - ssheinrich (06/02/2014) [-]
yeah, but sometimes you should wait a little. so people wont get tired of it...either wait a day or two and then u can make more ^^
User avatar #4 to #3 - makomirocket (06/02/2014) [-]
yeah, i get that, i made magnetos yesterday, and made the joker one, this morning and last night, however forgot to upload it, thats why there is a quick turnover between joker and ultron
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