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Date Signed Up:9/16/2012
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#5 - She wants the addy  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on hi andranadu 0
#6 - anonymous (12/12/2014) [-]
She wants the ad-'D'
#153 - S-sorry for existing  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Facts +14
#339 - kazene (12/10/2014) [-]
Nigga don't be. Christianfag here reporting to the comfort/defense of Muslimfag. whodathunkit? No but seriously, makhan, do y'all's thing. Besides, y'all mofos have some badass names.
User avatar #316 - infinitereaper (12/10/2014) [-]
I just don't like the religion, it's holy text, or it's prophet.
User avatar #249 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
don't be sorry.
I know the extrimist are gave us a really bad image, but never sorry because we're exist.

we know some of us are bad. but just let them get their shit together.
we should proud as Muslims.
#16 - Picture 12/10/2014 on Oh +1
#25 - Still getting used to the fact that uchihalover is actually co…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Wowzers +213
#88 - sanitarysan (12/11/2014) [-]
man uchihalover is a bro i don't get the hate that goes toward him,
pick unrelated
User avatar #84 - thepizzadevourer (12/11/2014) [-]
pssst . . . a while back, it was confirmed that biebergotswag was a psych major who was using the account to gain a better understanding of what people dislike on the internet, and how they respond to things they don't like. Really wouldn't be surprised if both of these accounts are run by the same guy.
User avatar #109 - fizzor (12/11/2014) [-]
DoubtX.png
#108 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
thats bullshit and you guys are just retarded
User avatar #86 - biebergotswag (12/11/2014) [-]
to be honest i have no idea what i want to major in yet, i put econ as my major because it's relevant is almost everything.
althrough to be honest, i want to be a brewer and maybe one day own a tent for oktoberfest. and live it up german style.
#111 - nyanfatcat (12/11/2014) [-]
dude that sounds awesome.
User avatar #98 - choosename (12/11/2014) [-]
I always thought you were an annoying troll..... now i kinda like you ALL HOMO
User avatar #89 - thepizzadevourer (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh, whoops, my bad! There's good money to be made in brewing, I've heard. Best of luck to you in your endevors.
#1 - An FJ post mentionint Muslims, that isn't totally negative?  [+] (37 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Facts +394
#223 - belmikor (12/10/2014) [-]
#137 - niggernazi (12/10/2014) [-]
Pretty shitty religion yo
User avatar #205 - thewulfman (12/10/2014) [-]
>looks at username

Not even gonna bother posting that pic that shows all the technology Muslims developed.
User avatar #366 - niggernazi (12/10/2014) [-]
Terrorism isnt technology bruh
User avatar #109 - infinitereaper (12/10/2014) [-]
islam is shit
shiiiiititttttttt
#153 - makhan (12/10/2014) [-]
S-sorry for existing
#339 - kazene (12/10/2014) [-]
Nigga don't be. Christianfag here reporting to the comfort/defense of Muslimfag. whodathunkit? No but seriously, makhan, do y'all's thing. Besides, y'all mofos have some badass names.
User avatar #316 - infinitereaper (12/10/2014) [-]
I just don't like the religion, it's holy text, or it's prophet.
User avatar #249 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
don't be sorry.
I know the extrimist are gave us a really bad image, but never sorry because we're exist.

we know some of us are bad. but just let them get their shit together.
we should proud as Muslims.
User avatar #93 - YllekNayr (12/10/2014) [-]
Mentioned muhammad
As for the rest of the muslims, I don't think funnyjunk cares for very much
#12 - avyon (12/10/2014) [-]
Muslims, much like christians, are mostly decent people. it is just the stipidest ones that are the loudest, like extriemsts.
User avatar #302 - wotterpatch (12/10/2014) [-]
To be fair, there are definitely a lot of extremists, but they still aren't a majority
User avatar #61 - languagexplain (12/10/2014) [-]
Even those are hardly ever opposed to christianity. Extremists wage their holy war against western cultural oppression, not against christianity.
#66 - fecal (12/10/2014) [-]
they just burn all churches and execute all christians on the way as a bastion of western culture.

More importantly they are intolerant towards everything that isn't extreme fundamentalist islam, and this letter disproves that their religion was based on something wholly different once.

By the way, I do not fully agree with the notion that muslims are fully decent people. Every research done in my country at least proves the majority think IS warriors are heroes and the jihad is justified. they just don't say it when not anonymous because that would stop the wellfare and left-wing cuddling.
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User avatar #148 - publicservice (12/10/2014) [-]
Makes me wonder what you would think meeting me, American born convert to Islam from Atheism.

While sure there's a bunch of uneducated dimwitted Muslims promoting extremism there's also a greater number of normal people doing normal people things who just so happen to have that religion.

It's not Muslims standing outside churches saying we are going to hellfire which I saw non-stop every friday outside tempe, az mosque. I see more of Christians trying to sway us their way than reverse. "la kum deen a kum wa leeya deen" -Qur'an Surah Al Kafiroon (the disbelievers) you have your religion and I have mine.

My advice, go meet muslims take awhile and form your own opinion not from some biased research from some government.
#414 - fecal (12/11/2014) [-]
I have met a lot of muslims by the way, used to work for a company headed by one and filled by them. I have never been lied to or seen unethical business practices that much in such a short time. and almost every day they asked me things like if I had been to the zoo to hang out with my monkey brothers and sisters as I believe we are the same.

That's not the real problem though, the real problem is the 100's of millions of lives being fucked up by islam in the modern world.
#413 - fecal (12/11/2014) [-]
the same I think of all born-again religious people. you can't fault people who were indoctrinated with it all their lives, but those who picked it up later in life must either be extremely naive or desperately looking for something to simplify their existence.
User avatar #67 - languagexplain (12/10/2014) [-]
There is violence against christianity but it's not the core of the movement. Think 9/11, they didn't target a church, did they?
#131 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
>Implying muslims did 9/11
>Implying it wasn't an inside job done by the jews
kek
#68 - fecal (12/10/2014) [-]
exactly what I said, Christianity is just one part of western culture they are trying to destroy. it is definitely an easy target in their countries as Christians are the minority so every time there is some kind of muslim riot churches end up burned and christians slaughtered
#20 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
I always find it silly when people make arguments about how Islam is a violent religion, stating Quran is all about killing infidels, while glossing over the old testament of the christians and jews. Their hate of the western world is more caused by the extensive amounts of imperialism that happened before ww2, and what they see as its revival with the rise of USA as a global power. There were many muslim nations that were as sophisticated as some western nations, but were disassembled when USA funded separatists and radicals, just because their more socialist forms of government. Though arguably at the time of cold war when this shit happened, no one cared. Now however with generations of people with strong anti-west feelings, raised from childbirth taught to not trust western powers, and with further aggrevation from USA interventionism, its hardly suprising shit like ISIS exists.
#393 - cabbagemayhem (12/10/2014) [-]
Ben Shapiro: The Myth of the Tiny Radical Muslim Minority Muslim aggression against the West didn't start recently because of something the West did. Muslims have been waging war with everyone around them since their inception. The only reason their borders don't expand now is because everyone around them is stronger.

As Christians, we criticize any unnecessary violence in our culture and history, but it's just not the same as what Muslims have done and still do in 2014. And, it's not a minority of Muslims that are the problem. Sure, most Muslims don't wage Jihad themselves, but most of them silently support it. I am still yet to hear a single one rebuke it, instead of try to justify it.

Sura 4:89, Sura 8:12, Sura 8:39, Sura 9:30, Sura 33:60-61

If Muslims didn't act according to those words, it wouldn't matter what was written, but you can't say "the problem isn't with Islam" because the problem is most definitely with Islam?
#370 - serterazi (12/10/2014) [-]
#306 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
Islam pls
User avatar #408 - syrianassassin (12/11/2014) [-]
you like cherry picking?

#392 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
yup ... because if i want a trusted source .. i will go to a hate website ... because they always tell the truth you know ...
#341 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
Thereligionofpeace.com

Treated like a truthful source.

You stupid motherfucker.
#198 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
Logic? On MY Funnyjunk?
#167 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
The final book of the Quran is essentially a manual of war. It literally dictates the terms and conditions under which it is a-okay to slaughter infidels, and contains a passage that essentially nullifies any rule that had been set out in the first two books so long as it is overruled by the new books passage.

Christianiy and Judaism ain't no saints, but at least they weren't one egotists "guide to being enlightened and totally awesome @ life". Mohammed personally executed hundreds of infidels. Mohammed is regarded as the bastion of the faith, and the closer your live your life to Mohammed, the closer to Islam you become.
User avatar #254 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
about jihad
Luke 19:27
But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me

about hijab
I Corinthians 11:3-10
"Now I want you to realize that the head of every man is Christ, and the head of the woman is man, and the head of Christ is God. Every man who prays or prophesies with his head covered dishonours his head. And every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonours her head - it is just as though her head were shaved. If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off; and if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut off or shaved off, she should cover her head. A man ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God; but the woman is the glory of man. For man did not come from woman, but woman from man; neither was man created for woman, but woman for man. For this reason, and because of the angels, the woman ought to have a sign of authority on her head"

your points?
#296 - rollfourexplain (12/10/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,032**

I am moderately disappointed I didn't save a comment about quoting small parts of the bible to my favorites. It was an excellent rebuttal and one that I can't formulate right now.

Either way, these texts covers a lot of things and you can't just argue over specific quotes because taking things out of context can drastically change their meaning.
User avatar #319 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
>you can't just argue over specific quotes
well then don't argue over specific stereotypes. because if Al-Quran contains war, doesn't means it's manual of war.

He took a small perception about Al-Quran. then I need to argue it over a small perception too.
If he explain it why Al-Quran essentially a manual of war with reasons and verses from Quran itself to proof it, then we talk.
#322 - rollfourexplain (12/10/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 5,919**

Okay, sorry. In hindsight I wouldn't have said anything.
User avatar #327 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
nah, you should said anything because I probably can help a bit for your curiousity about Islam
it's okay, I'm not mad at all. I've been through a lot of shitstorm.

a man is a failure when he stop asking a question.
User avatar #237 - lamarisagoodname (12/10/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jihad

check out section 3.4 (Jihad Bil Saif) homie, might clear some things up
#58 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
I always find it silly when people are talking about how a religion is peaceful, but then suddenly someone feels the need to compare it to other religions out of the blue when it really isn't necessary.
#12 - >No Sheogorath in Skyrim comp U wot m8? 12/08/2014 on DandD Alignment Comp +1
#84 - He only has a few complete comics. Most of his work are kind o… 12/08/2014 on Heavy Breathing 0
#83 - Everything by garabatoz 12/08/2014 on Heavy Breathing 0
#82 - Artists name is garabatoz. 12/08/2014 on Heavy Breathing +2
#47 - "Gravitities" goddamn. 12/06/2014 on Two Much +16
#7 - This is pretty good 12/02/2014 on OC Comic - Three Dumbasses +4
#18 - Picture 12/02/2014 on Funnyjunk OC art-class +1
#11 - This neputain person doesn't deserve that profile pic. 12/02/2014 on Communismkills doesnt... 0
#14 - Actually.....  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Lightsaber by Ikea 0
User avatar #17 - jakerszzzz (12/02/2014) [-]
Not the same.
User avatar #31 - subaqueousreach (12/02/2014) [-]
Same concept and function. Much like the cross guard on a Claymore and a Rapier. Different style, but built for a similar purpose.
User avatar #53 - articvibe (12/02/2014) [-]
your argument is about as valid as calling a dagger a sword, "close enough".
User avatar #64 - subaqueousreach (12/02/2014) [-]
Are they not designed for a similar purpose?

Obviously the different styles are designed to adhere to the different forms of combat, but they still serve the same purpose of protecting the wielder's hand(s) and/or catching the opponents blade.

Attempting to marginalize my argument won't change the fact that it's true.
#9 - *buns*  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on The Defibrillator Toaster +17
User avatar #22 - magicbrownies (12/01/2014) [-]
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#83 - **makhan rolls 446,608** 11/25/2014 on Fallout Rolling Game 0
#82 - Comment deleted 11/25/2014 on Fallout Rolling Game 0
#33 - Projectile abortion.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Classroom +73
#114 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
Dibs on band name.
User avatar #45 - pebar (11/24/2014) [-]
...........
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................. gross
#38 - baronvonhuckle (11/24/2014) [-]
That shit made me KEK!
#9 - Dammit Mikey! 11/23/2014 on Ninja Turtles 0
#8 - I think this was on shark tank 11/22/2014 on The joys of modern convenience +1
#4 - A happy ending for Hulk? Is....is that even possible? 11/19/2014 on I heard you guys like comics +14
#46 - I don't know, but it's going in dry. 11/09/2014 on Best bonus ever +7
#165 - Let me tell you about my first time playing DnD >b… 11/09/2014 on Druids know the pain +8
#172 - Three tits 11/09/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 4 0
#22 - Kinda pissed at Sakura for just forgiving Sasuke for all of th…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2014 on To all the NaruSaku fans +17
#42 - anonymous (11/07/2014) [-]
Yes. Sakura. Not everyone, but Sakura.
Fucking idiot
#125 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
whiteknight confirmed at maximum beta levels: defending the honour of a cartoon
#78 - anonymous (11/07/2014) [-]
As far as we know they "forgave him" and she let him fuck her in the pussy then raised his child. So ya that's a little more than forgiving.
#36 - omegafriend (11/07/2014) [-]
What? Wouldn't you bone a terrorist if he was your friend?
#32 - anonymous (11/07/2014) [-]
indeed! thank you!
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