I hate it when funnyjunk threads branch off into these strings of bad puns.

I wood make the lamest pun.

This whole thing went better than expected.

if magical fairy princess saw this thread he probably woodn't know what to do..

Why don't you come over to my house and we'll talk a bit....






Nevermind the clothes....

Nevermind the talking...

your name is so appropriate

I'm sure we can work that out....

In a very....

Intimate fashion....

I like where this is going.

Why don't you come over to my house and we'll talk a bit....






Nevermind the clothes....

Nevermind the talking...

You seem upset.

I am so mad at you right now.

your name is so appropriate

I'm sure we can work that out....

In a very....

Intimate fashion....

I like where this is going.

Why don't you come over to my house and we'll talk a bit....






Nevermind the clothes....

Nevermind the talking...

>troll
This is serious opinion.

>"Come at me, Valvedrones."

Serious, huh? Interesting.

You seem upset.

I am so mad at you right now.

your name is so appropriate

I'm sure we can work that out....

In a very....

Intimate fashion....

I like where this is going.

Why don't you come over to my house and we'll talk a bit....






Nevermind the clothes....

Nevermind the talking...

But it IS a good quality in the face of everything else he did. That doesn't mean it makes up for it.

No, but it shows that even the wretched mind of Hitler was human. He loved his dog.
He was not all bad.

I know he wasn't all bad. No one is all bad. But I can't excuse the fact that he eliminated nearly an entire race of people because he thought shooting his dog would be merciful. I honestly don't see that as a good quality in the face of everything else.

But it IS a good quality in the face of everything else he did. That doesn't mean it makes up for it.

Film the results, market it out to TV channels, make millions. Lots of dead brown popeyes, we can just roll in later with tanks to kill off the last few.

Middle East = sorted.

Kill everybody that tries to harm the cat ? -

And one of my Granddad's was a SS Soldier -
He never harmed any jew - or innocent person
He fought in the 5th Waffen SS Division Viking and surrendered 1 week after Hitlers suicide in Bavaria - Till the last day of his service he and his men never commited any crime . General Patton set him and others free from POW camps and sent them home right after the war

He was a Party Member yes - but he was no bad person till the day he died
Your turn - get over (post) war US Propaganda

I don't understand what your point is. Okay, your grandfather was a nice Nazi. That's fantastic. It's good to know he wasn't part of the SS that tortured and killed Jews. This isn't US Propaganda. These bastards killed people, innocent people.

Its not like my grandfather was a rare kind of german soldier

No it was the other way around

There was a lot of dipshits and wanna be uberhumans - but the bigger deal and part of the Reich / Whermacht was just as usual as the folks down in the USA or France or the UK - they just lived there and did what they had to do

Sure SS was a place where to find fanatics but a big deal of the SS members joined bcause of the honor of serving in a elite unit like USMC or SEALS today or ny other Elite - Wouldnt the Taliban say all SEAL and marines are the deils and top of the imperialist evil or what the hell evr they thin in case ( what may never happen ) they would win against the west ? They wold tell everyboody how freakish andbadthose Solders are /where got my point now ?

History is written by the winners ad truth is a thing that is made up by ow you look at things and where you get your knowledge from - might give it a try an think about it

And by the way there are NAZI ' Bastards that actual saved a ltof people
Like Max Rabe he saved the people of Nanking ( China ) from getting massacard and raped / burned alive by the Japs - doing as Nazi ( Reich's) embassador. Till this day he people of Nanking hail him and remember his courage

I dont see how burning 2 japanese big city's is less of a crime ..... o bombing civil areas special for workers in non military city's - villigas and farms is less of a crime and Sir Arthur Harris DID order the bombing against te german people . We still finde bombs around where i live every year, and still counting.

Just like in ever single war every side got blood o there hands .... and now lets guess who gets the big part of the blame for all that went wrong and all bad things and crimes ? The loser -

I agree with you there was a hell of a lot things that went wrong in that time -

But on each side ad within each nation -

I mean his love for his dog.
He was insane and thought it was the end of the world, so he wanted to end the life of his animal painlessly.
FFS people misunderstand everything.

And the 8 little kids in the bunker with him ("his children"). Also those 6 million people I was talking about. I may be misunderstanding the connection here but you're saying ending that dog's life "painlessly" is a good show of character?

No, but it shows that even the wretched mind of Hitler was human. He loved his dog.
He was not all bad.

I know he wasn't all bad. No one is all bad. But I can't excuse the fact that he eliminated nearly an entire race of people because he thought shooting his dog would be merciful. I honestly don't see that as a good quality in the face of everything else.

But it IS a good quality in the face of everything else he did. That doesn't mean it makes up for it.

He also killed 6 million Jews.

It's like my dad used to tell me:
Every female is insane. Every last one of them. It's just a matter of finding one that has the kind of insanity that works best with you.
Like, if you're a neat-freak, you need a chick with OCD so that her crazy doesn't come out too often or too badly.

Your dad is a wise man.

its like Louis C.K. says:
"boys fuck things up, girls are fucked up"

yes


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