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Date Signed Up:6/02/2011
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Content Thumbs: 5024 total,  5593 ,  569
Comment Thumbs: 1758 total,  1989 ,  231
Content Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 150 Content: Faptastic → Level 151 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 28% (28/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:135682
Times Content Favorited:262 times
Total Comments Made:376
FJ Points:6850
Favorite Tags: niggers (2) | Penis (2)

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#77 - memphis grizzlies mentioned. swell with barbecue and elvis 01/17/2015 on Faith in Humanity 5 0
#101 - Hi I see you're in my area, want to meet for casual sex for i … 12/09/2014 on Stranger danger +1
#10 - are you guys kidding me it's been 12 hours and no "Imagin…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Hate those.. +2
#13 - zacoren (12/04/2014) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #18 - gitrdunn (12/04/2014) [-]
how the fuck is that supposed to be read?
User avatar #19 - zacoren (12/04/2014) [-]
I think they were soo excited about how 'cool' it was gonna look they didn't realize they left out two words.
User avatar #20 - gitrdunn (12/04/2014) [-]
and what two words were they? I have been sitting here staring at it trying to figure out just what they were trying to convey here.
User avatar #23 - zacoren (12/04/2014) [-]
Imagine how *it* is *to* touch the sky.
#5 - my dad works for cbre 12/01/2014 on Republicans in 2008 0
#1735 - you're hot we should do sex  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... +2
User avatar #1857 - thatrussianhoe (11/28/2014) [-]
*smooth criminal plays*
User avatar #1742 - licestr (11/28/2014) [-]
Impressive, it only took 12 minutes for someone to make a comment after the picture of a girl.
User avatar #1741 - bobvonbobby (11/28/2014) [-]
top kek
#1731 - i liek 2 golf 11/28/2014 on thanksgiving selfie / feels... 0
#106 - ok so i have a question for you since you're a guy who's my ag…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/26/2014 on What. -1
User avatar #133 - nyawgga (11/26/2014) [-]
I'll tell you this

If she offers BBBJ - Bareback blowjob - don't even worry about it, go for it. It's super rare to catch an STD from oral, that's why so many of them do it, and then they will make you wear a condom for anal/vaginal. So yeah, go for that. But if she's pale looking and low energy, I usually just wear a condom anyways.

The best way to tell if a girl is real (as in not a cop) is to read reviews online, if they exist. if not, there will usually be collections of pictures that sites collect, and if they are pretty numerous, and they are all of the same girl, you're guaranteed she's real.
Even then I'll check all of the cars at a motel to see if they look like undercover cop cars, they love patrolling/stinging near motels.
#157 - motel (12/02/2014) [-]
yeah cops are always all over me
#158 - nyawgga (12/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #152 - messerauditore (11/26/2014) [-]
yo, pm?
User avatar #154 - nyawgga (11/26/2014) [-]
sent
User avatar #156 - messerauditore (11/27/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #135 - messerauditore (11/26/2014) [-]
Could you check you PMs when you get a chance?
#13 - well i still thumbed you because you weren't a lazy piece of …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Articuno +2
#15 - sexydingonipples (11/23/2014) [-]
#9 - they also do that with deino, zweilous, and hydreigon in gen5.…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Articuno +5
User avatar #10 - donatelo (11/23/2014) [-]
i dont really keep up with pokemone these days but damn thats pretty interesting..i honestly never noticed.
#55 - i still gave you the ol' thumb, great minds think alike  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on Friendly Message +2
#58 - omghekilledkenny (11/15/2014) [-]
As did I.

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User avatar #1 - navywannabe (02/20/2014) [-]
Packer-Backers alsways stick together.
User avatar #2 to #1 - makeithail (02/21/2014) [-]
damn straight
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