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#34 - does it have....a muffin button?! 03/17/2013 on Darn you Kakka-carrot-cake +7
#790 - well...I don't work there anymore, and I don't make minimum wa… 01/23/2013 on Justice is served (with... 0
#749 - fair enough, I'm from Tennessee so that's just how it is here.…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Justice is served (with... 0
#776 - locke (01/23/2013) [-]
according to the department of labor Tennessee doesn't have a state minimum wage, and therefore there is no minimum to what you can earn in Tennessee(within reason)... bro i feel sorry for you lol
User avatar #790 - majorphoenix (01/23/2013) [-]
well...I don't work there anymore, and I don't make minimum wage anymore. However, where I do work, it's posted that the state minimum wage for hourly work is either $7.25/hour or $2.13/hr+tips. But if you don't make your tips =to your hours worked then your boss gets bitchy at you because they have to pay whatever money you didn't make.
#717 - ex-server here. yes, a $5 tip on a $138 check i…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Justice is served (with... +2
User avatar #854 - buttgauges (01/23/2013) [-]
At least here in wisconsin our payment for servers doesn't work like that either. If servers don't make minimum wage with their tips they are given the difference in money it takes to get them to minimum wage. Otherwise if they do make min wage, tips are just extra.
User avatar #742 - hybredmoon (01/23/2013) [-]
Not in CA. The wage laws there are different. It's not legal there to pay a server reduced wages and let her supplement it with tips. So the least she will earn will be Min wage, tips are just icing on the cake.
User avatar #749 - majorphoenix (01/23/2013) [-]
fair enough, I'm from Tennessee so that's just how it is here.
I see now she is from california, so it is just icing. Damn, that's lucky.
#776 - locke (01/23/2013) [-]
according to the department of labor Tennessee doesn't have a state minimum wage, and therefore there is no minimum to what you can earn in Tennessee(within reason)... bro i feel sorry for you lol
User avatar #790 - majorphoenix (01/23/2013) [-]
well...I don't work there anymore, and I don't make minimum wage anymore. However, where I do work, it's posted that the state minimum wage for hourly work is either $7.25/hour or $2.13/hr+tips. But if you don't make your tips =to your hours worked then your boss gets bitchy at you because they have to pay whatever money you didn't make.
#169 - thats not chicken....  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on (mostly) useless superpowers 0
User avatar #172 - pineappletime (10/09/2012) [-]
i know, it's shit. but i've heard racist jokes comparing black people to shit before, so it has to be a component along with the watermelon thought bubble...
#7 - Picture 08/27/2012 on neil armstrong +1
#91 - .....and i was eating a buffalo chicken sub.... … 07/27/2012 on Dirty Secrets +1
#62 - **majorphoenix rolled user gimmeyobrain ** take that! 07/19/2012 on Delicious cake 0
#61 - **majorphoenix rolls 45,539,257** for da dubs!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2012 on Delicious cake 0
User avatar #92 - Maroon (07/19/2012) [-]
that doesn't count
User avatar #62 - majorphoenix (07/19/2012) [-]
**majorphoenix rolled user gimmeyobrain ** take that!
#6 - free lvl 80, I wouldn't complain. lol  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2012 on My WoW friends are so nice... +18
User avatar #9 - thijsofbodom (07/16/2012) [-]
free cata and free epic flying plus mount
#22 - jinkazama (07/16/2012) [-]
And yet the loyal customers get nothing at all for funding blizzard. One of the main reasons i left wow...
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