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#63 - theafroman (02/09/2015) [-]
Too many purple lines, wouldn't let me continue. But yes, I think it would be possible. But let's be honest, hyperbole is way more fun. One tribe had just a little more incest for a little longer, and then y'all broke up. Eventually, making babies that all looked similar. Dammit science, you suck.
#64 to #63 - majornod (02/09/2015) [-]
this is honestly to much to comprehend it's really cool, I have moms jaw line how ironic. From now on this is what I'm going to tell people and when they say "Naww you're Bs'ing" I'll show them that picture, I'll fool everyone, I'll be on the news.... Soon the world.
#65 to #64 - theafroman (02/09/2015) [-]
I noticed that, actually. You have her facial structure, but his actual features, like eyes and 						****					. Very odd. This is a lot. I think I'm gonna power off for a bit, like this kitten. I'll talk to you later man.
I noticed that, actually. You have her facial structure, but his actual features, like eyes and **** . Very odd. This is a lot. I think I'm gonna power off for a bit, like this kitten. I'll talk to you later man.
#66 to #65 - majornod (02/09/2015) [-]
alright talk to you later! this has been fun as **** ! MFW the kitten
User avatar #19 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Heard you were looking for someone to talk to
User avatar #20 to #19 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, kinda big event happened for me today
#44 to #20 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
>Still haven't watched legend of korra

I'm begging you dont

Just pretend it doesn't exist

Like I do.
User avatar #45 to #44 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
I don't understand? I hear it's good though, lot of talk of lesbians but hey! it sounds like an animated version of that show orange is the new black
#46 to #45 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Legend of Korra is a show about missed oppertunities, horrible writing, and tumblr having too much influence on the show

I will put money into your paypal account right now to never watch this show
User avatar #47 to #46 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
Fair enough that would explain all the odd context I see in the show, I've gone this long there's no need, I can continue you not watching it. That really suck though.
#48 to #47 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Its like bad fanfiction...but canon

>Let have the most unlikeable woman in the history of existence be the Avatar
>Uh...wouldn't people not like her then?
>You misunderstand. She has TITS! and she punches she and has the densiest ******* skin since She-hulk

>What about this nonbender
>Oh she can be getaway driver
>But she has an IQ of 5000 and has a fetish for building things that cause death
>GETAWAY DRIVER

**** this show
User avatar #49 to #48 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
Okay so how I'm imagining this is she's like a hot shot and cunt and the non bender is a genius who helps her? Am I watching archer?
#50 to #49 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Korra is the retard but the main character who acts like she is always right

Asami is the common sense who get shat on every...single...second

>Korra breaks something
>Asami has to pay for it
>Asami has needs
>Korra cockblocks her

There is a reason people call my waifu doormat. Korra will wipe her filthy feet on her face if allowed
User avatar #51 to #50 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
that sounds repetitive and honestly annoying.
#52 to #51 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
3 seasons of pain you'd think my waifu would ******* tell Korra to go **** herself

NOPE! This is where Tumblr kicks in

Make her a lesbo.

...I hate this show. I ******* HATE this show.
User avatar #53 to #52 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
So they actually made her a lesbian? Are they allowed to do that? I mean legal stuff, right?
#54 to #53 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
No they're ******* not allowed to do that

Bryan and Mike the creators of the show made her that because Bryan is ******* TERRIBLE at writing a story

He also has parental issues.
User avatar #55 to #54 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
**** me it sounds like a ********** of people writing the script on tumblr and the actual creators I feel like that leads to a ton of plot holes and angry fans, clearly it has.
#56 to #55 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
I am ashamed to be apart of the Korra fanbase since tumblr took over

My waifu is not a lesbian she is a supervillain I have read the original script

I will not let Tumblr push their stupid agenda onto my shows. Were they not satisified it happened in Adventure Time?
User avatar #57 to #56 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
Yeah that's all I remember was she was a bad guy but now they're friends. tumblr has that affect. I liked adventure time but it started to get to... dumb?
User avatar #58 to #57 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
She wasn't a bad guy she was going to be one

and it would have been amazing. A rich woman with a personal army and a passionate love more money and diamonds? Sounds like my kind of woman

but Adventure Time is called Tumblr Time for a reason. Because Tumblr Head Canon is what the creator of the show actually reads and makes into an episode

If I live in a world where Tumblr is a basis on how a show progresses I literally want off this ride
User avatar #59 to #58 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
ohh okay yeah it does sound like it would've been badass, didn't know it was called that. Yes regardless the fate of shows shouldn't be held in tumblrs hands, I mean yes take fan feedback on the show totally acceptable but to change to story, no.
User avatar #60 to #59 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Sorry about that I went off topic this was suppose to be about you and your growing sex life since I at the moment have none.
User avatar #21 to #20 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
sits down in my therapist recliner

Tell this perfect stranger what happened
User avatar #22 to #21 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
Umm dating a girl for a while now, and without all the details we went back to her house tonight watched some movies as usual
User avatar #23 to #22 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
oh a relationship problem

Take it from me who has banged 4 women sex has a tendancy to get really boring after the 1st time then routine the others

doesn't matter where the dick goes the procedure is more or less the same
User avatar #24 to #23 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
It was totally a good thing but now that I look back on it (note this all happened roughly 2 hours ago) I got my well first handjob and blowjob which was nice but for one I feel like I was so in the moment and rushing through my head that I wasn't as hard as I should have been and maybe made her felt inadequate
User avatar #25 to #24 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
That's called a taste

the next step is to figure out if you're a guy who does the front or is an Anal lover
User avatar #26 to #25 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
Honestly I love the ass but I really dont' want to be in it. the vagina though is ******* remarkable it's cool and fun as hell
User avatar #27 to #26 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Enjoy it while it lasts bruh

as I stated sex gets boring without a change of pace
User avatar #28 to #27 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
And I understand, as I see old couples I have to think that at one point they were like "Hey, let's try that and that and that" so I'm not really worried about that
User avatar #29 to #28 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Now I love Fem Dom...a lot

...A LOT...

There is a problem tho. The woman I have ****** HATE anything that doesn't evolve straight missionary sex

And if I ever wanted Fem Dom I would have to pay for it and straight Fem Dom is GARBAGE
User avatar #30 to #29 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
See I totally ******* love it too, luckily this is the time where she took charge and pushed me down, so that was cool. the entire thing was just so surreal I'm a ******* pansy for not being able to tie my own shoes when I got up and we left though
User avatar #31 to #30 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
That's not enough

I'm a masochist by nature so I need this women to convince she genuinely doesn't give a **** about anyone but herself

the more selfish and materialistic she is the more I want her
User avatar #32 to #31 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
That's intense I mean I can see how that would be a huge plus maybe not met (yet?) but everyone has their kink. Eventually couldn't you develop a relationship with someone who is willing to try everything with you (most everything)
User avatar #33 to #32 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
As of right now probably not

Bonus points if you cosplay that really lightens the mood
User avatar #34 to #33 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
cosplay can consist of literally anything costume or theme related, correct?
User avatar #35 to #34 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Absolutely

I know you're gonna **** this girl eventually but for this example allow me to ask this

Do you have a waifu? If you answer yes you could politely nudge her to dress up as said waifu then it feels like you're ******* 2 people at once

or..if you wanna go the basic route cant go wrong with slutty nurse or teacher I guess
User avatar #36 to #35 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
Umm honestly no, wait maybe? I think I do. I don't know if she'd be up for it but I'll definitely drop hints for it
User avatar #37 to #36 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Well tell me your waifu

then tell me what your GF looks like and let me see if it can work
User avatar #42 to #37 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
Still haven't watched legend of korra (weird considering I loved the last airbender)
#40 to #37 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
One on the left, and no actually I just like her character more than others
#41 to #40 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
> I just like her character more than others   
   
I can relate to that
> I just like her character more than others

I can relate to that
User avatar #38 to #37 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
well I guess I'd have to go with akame (akame ga kill) umm she's got dark auburn hair brown eyes, petite body but not short? like 5'7 ish
User avatar #39 to #38 - murrlogic (01/16/2015) [-]
Y'know a picture of said waifu would help

I take it Kek La Kek is your favorite chinese cartoon
#13 - presidentmoose has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #14 to #13 - majornod (06/25/2014) [-]
Well, I finally got my moose... Thank you.
User avatar #15 to #14 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
What... did you think this was an immediate thing? Dude, more than 8500 people thumbed up. It's a process and you use the word finally? You're welcome, douche
User avatar #16 to #15 - majornod (06/25/2014) [-]
Well excuse me princess, I wasn't being sarcastic. I was actually thankful. Douche
#17 to #16 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
No moose for you!
User avatar #43 to #17 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
I want another moose.
#62 to #61 - majornod (01/16/2015) [-]
It's amazing.
#8 - Decode (04/27/2014) [-]
Holy 						****					, I just noticed you spam requests for wayward son to be played in the parties.   
   
I do that too, every party actually, are you stalking me m8
Holy **** , I just noticed you spam requests for wayward son to be played in the parties.

I do that too, every party actually, are you stalking me m8
#9 to #8 - Decode (04/27/2014) [-]
Ok so I looked at some of your comments and you even post the same exact link to the same exact video I do.

You have some 'splainin to do mister
#10 to #9 - majornod (04/28/2014) [-]
I had no idea, I just liked the song and thought it would fit.  It never gets played...
I had no idea, I just liked the song and thought it would fit. It never gets played...
#11 to #10 - Decode (04/28/2014) [-]
Same, I always ask addy to play it, he never does.    
   
It was just weird we spam not only the same song, but the same link   
   
Great minds think  alike I guess
Same, I always ask addy to play it, he never does.

It was just weird we spam not only the same song, but the same link

Great minds think alike I guess
#12 to #11 - majornod (04/28/2014) [-]
Maybe one day he will play it, I just hope me and you are both there for it.

Yes we do....more than you know decode....more than you know...
#3 - kingalberich (08/26/2013) [-]
I just want to say, thanks so much for battlefield 3. I'm enjoying the living hell out of it.
#4 to #3 - majornod (08/26/2013) [-]
Oh yeah no problem, glad you are enjoying it and check back when the humble bundle changes because i will probably give more things away, Sharing is caring! So here is a picture of emma stone
#5 to #4 - kingalberich (08/26/2013) [-]
You're an absolutely fantastic person.
User avatar #6 to #5 - majornod (08/26/2013) [-]
Well thanks, and i hope you continue you to enjoy battlefield 3 and any other game you may have gotten.
#7 to #6 - kingalberich (08/26/2013) [-]
I will man, thanks again.
User avatar #1 - feelythefeel (08/19/2013) [-]
You're pretty cool.
User avatar #2 to #1 - majornod (08/19/2013) [-]
Thanks, i mean FJ gives so much ill give back, next time i buy the humble bundle i'm probably gonna post the extra games on a front page comment section, just for heads up.
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