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I was mayormilkman until I got banned for asking if the admin was a pretty princess. I came back the next day, so that's quick.

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#1125 - Okay.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on newposterintown's profile 0
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#1126 - newposterintown (01/07/2016) [-]
If you want any actual contact with me, you are free to add me on either Skype or Facebook. But I am never here, honestly.
#1 - Ok. 01/01/2016 on Slappy New Year 0
#87 - >upvote P.S. Only Hypnotoad is worthy. 01/01/2016 on cat pyramid scheme 0
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No no no... We autism (pic relevant)
#1 - She's not Arab so she doesn't have to wear it.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2015 on a black tweet .jar 0
#2 - marleyalgeria (12/25/2015) [-]
you autism
#3 - majormayor (12/25/2015) [-]
Me autism?
#7 - deucestar (12/26/2015) [-]
No no no... We autism (pic relevant)
#12 - Turn that frown upside-down! 12/18/2015 on beautiful revenge 0
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Old enough to buy booze and cigarettes for them.
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#2 - mudkipfucker (12/18/2015) [-]
old enough for kisses
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#11118801 - Fair enough. Clean up your act.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Happy little board 0
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#11118803 - polarpulse (12/17/2015) [-]
I will apologize for my recent actions

Fuck off
#11118795 - You're responsible for that. Clean up your act!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Happy little board 0
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#11118798 - polarpulse (12/17/2015) [-]
Fuck off
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#11118801 - majormayor (12/17/2015) [-]
Fair enough.

Clean up your act.
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#11118803 - polarpulse (12/17/2015) [-]
I will apologize for my recent actions

Fuck off

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#846 - majormayor (12/30/2014) [-]
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Styles.

12/28/2014: Feeling blue
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#364 - majormayor (05/09/2014) [+] (27 children)
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#1021 - davidteninch (10/14/2015) [-]
How's life been treating you?
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - davidteninch (10/18/2015) [-]
What's been on your mind lately?
User avatar #1024 to #1023 - majormayor (10/19/2015) [-]
Things.
#1008 - newposterintown (09/09/2015) [-]
what the **** is you up to fam
User avatar #1010 to #1008 - majormayor (09/10/2015) [-]
Also,
>fam

pls

just pls
User avatar #1012 to #1011 - majormayor (09/10/2015) [-]
Not much.
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - majormayor (09/10/2015) [-]
School now. Also dicking around on other websites, mainly 4chan.
User avatar #1013 to #1009 - newposterintown (09/10/2015) [-]
4chan is good for porn but not much else
I visit /lgbt/ but it's a ******** , don't like it much. But I'm a fag so I deal with it.
anyway man what are you even studying
User avatar #1014 to #1013 - majormayor (09/10/2015) [-]
I don't really know because I didn't want to go in the first place, but geology I guess.
User avatar #1015 to #1014 - newposterintown (09/10/2015) [-]
you didn't want to go to college?
User avatar #1016 to #1015 - majormayor (09/10/2015) [-]
Not really, or at least as soon as I did.
User avatar #1018 to #1017 - majormayor (09/10/2015) [-]
Somewhere in Indiana.
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - newposterintown (09/10/2015) [-]
mm. I know nothing about that place
User avatar #1002 - cycloneclone (08/11/2015) [-]
my negro
User avatar #1001 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-]
ayy
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
wuzzap
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - majormayor (08/27/2015) [-]
not much
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
kewl
User avatar #998 - majormayor (07/13/2015) [-]
>savethedinosaurs
You will live.
User avatar #996 - syrianassassinsoul (07/09/2015) [-]
where the hell were you all this time?
User avatar #997 to #996 - majormayor (07/11/2015) [-]
I was busy with other stupid things on the internet.
User avatar #986 - lulzforalpsplane (05/20/2015) [-]
How's it going spook?
User avatar #987 to #986 - majormayor (05/21/2015) [-]
I'm alright.
User avatar #988 to #987 - lulzforalpsplane (05/21/2015) [-]
You better be.
User avatar #989 to #988 - majormayor (05/21/2015) [-]
Well, at the moment.
User avatar #990 to #989 - lulzforalpsplane (05/21/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport I ******* love this video. It will cheer you up.
User avatar #991 to #990 - majormayor (05/21/2015) [-]
this is the end

My favorite is the one where his mom can be heard at the end.
User avatar #992 to #991 - lulzforalpsplane (05/21/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Stacy has a message for you major.
User avatar #993 to #992 - majormayor (05/21/2015) [-]
literally who
User avatar #995 to #993 - lulzforalpsplane (05/21/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport This is so cute.
User avatar #994 to #993 - lulzforalpsplane (05/21/2015) [-]
Hi I'm Chad, nice to meet you. Just watch the video Chris.
User avatar #968 - majormayor (04/16/2015) [-]
>miscarriage
>waffies
What is happening?
User avatar #970 to #968 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
Yo! was trying to find the big list of people who hit #1 commenter, miss pointed me at your profile, and I found it. now im just trying to find a way to post to my profile without notifying everyone, and not sure if spoilers do the trick. So thats whats up with me!
User avatar #971 to #970 - majormayor (04/16/2015) [-]
I think the latest revisions of that list aren't even on my profile, and it has been a few months since then.
User avatar #973 to #971 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
Thanks again though!
User avatar #972 to #971 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
Eh, I like the old list is all, its just nice being written down somewhere. No offense to new commenters, but I just dont get the same lols as i used to with the whole thing
User avatar #975 to #972 - miscarriage (04/16/2015) [-]
like so: waffies'
User avatar #974 to #972 - miscarriage (04/16/2015) [-]
add an apostrophe to the ends of each name to not mention them
User avatar #976 to #974 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
Ah-ha! thanks much
User avatar #969 to #968 - miscarriage (04/16/2015) [-]
Nothin !
User avatar #967 to #966 - majormayor (03/25/2015) [-]
Why did you post this here?
User avatar #953 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
would you mind going on the anime board and

Chrome:

control+shift+j
paste $('.thDn').click();
press enter

Firefox:

control+shift+i
paste $('.thDn').click();
press enter
User avatar #954 to #953 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
This **** looks familiar.
I don't think it worked for me before.
User avatar #956 to #954 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
did you try it n did it work?
User avatar #957 to #956 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
I'm too lazy. I am currently arguing with people elsewhere. I will try in a few minutes.
User avatar #958 to #957 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
arguing about what, post link
User avatar #960 to #958 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
I don't think I can do **** .
User avatar #961 to #960 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
did u try, did it work?
User avatar #962 to #961 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
I tried. It didn't work.
User avatar #963 to #962 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
what did it say out of curiosity and was it firefox or chrome?
User avatar #964 to #963 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
I got a couple errors. I'm using Chrome.
User avatar #965 to #964 - lulzformalaysiaair (03/18/2015) [-]
**** well whatever then
User avatar #959 to #958 - majormayor (03/18/2015) [-]
Gay **** . It's not interesting. I'm done now.
User avatar #946 - majormayor (02/22/2015) [-]
>takers
hi
User avatar #947 to #946 - takers (02/22/2015) [-]
hey whats up =)
User avatar #948 to #947 - majormayor (02/22/2015) [-]
Not much is up right now, but I'm fine. You?
User avatar #949 to #948 - takers (02/22/2015) [-]
i'm good too thanks. life's kinda stressful at the moment with exams and ****
User avatar #950 to #949 - majormayor (02/22/2015) [-]
Alright. You should be okay.
How tall are you?
User avatar #951 to #950 - takers (02/22/2015) [-]
5'4, you?
User avatar #952 to #951 - majormayor (02/22/2015) [-]
At least 6'00''.
User avatar #945 to #944 - majormayor (02/20/2015) [-]
forries
User avatar #913 - majormayor (02/16/2015) [-]
I see you takers.
User avatar #914 to #913 - majormayor (02/17/2015) [-]
You're very shy, takers.
User avatar #915 to #914 - takers (02/17/2015) [-]
haha im not stalking you i promise!
User avatar #939 to #915 - majormayor (02/18/2015) [-]
This is actually my second account on here. I have been going on FunnyJunk since 2011. At this point I mainly just use this website to converse with my friends on here. I don't view the content that much nowadays.
User avatar #940 to #939 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
oh man ur missing out on some dank webms and glorious black twitter haha.
User avatar #942 to #940 - majormayor (02/18/2015) [-]
It was nice to meet you.
User avatar #943 to #942 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
you too mate
User avatar #941 to #940 - majormayor (02/18/2015) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #916 to #915 - majormayor (02/17/2015) [-]
Maybe we can get to know one another? Who do you feel right now?
User avatar #917 to #916 - takers (02/17/2015) [-]
ahah yeah sure! huh?
User avatar #918 to #917 - majormayor (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh wow. I did not notice that typo soon enough.
User avatar #919 to #918 - takers (02/17/2015) [-]
lol, im good, how are you?
User avatar #920 to #919 - majormayor (02/17/2015) [-]
I am fine. It was really cold outside today.
User avatar #921 to #920 - takers (02/17/2015) [-]
really, whereabouts are you located?
User avatar #923 to #921 - majormayor (02/17/2015) [-]
Where are you from?
User avatar #924 to #923 - takers (02/17/2015) [-]
i live in england
User avatar #926 to #924 - majormayor (02/17/2015) [-]
I sent you a friend request a few months ago. I just removed it.
User avatar #928 to #926 - takers (02/17/2015) [-]
err why lol
User avatar #929 to #928 - majormayor (02/17/2015) [-]
I dunno. Should I send again?
User avatar #930 to #929 - takers (02/17/2015) [-]
what was the point in that..?
User avatar #931 to #930 - majormayor (02/17/2015) [-]
There wasn't anyway, I figure.
User avatar #933 to #931 - takers (02/17/2015) [-]
i guess its just that i don't really talk to people on this site haha been here for like 4+ years and i only got like 7 "friends"
User avatar #934 to #933 - majormayor (02/17/2015) [-]
Okay. Do you mind me?
User avatar #935 to #934 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
no ofcourse not =)
User avatar #937 to #935 - majormayor (02/18/2015) [-]
How does it feel being a black Muslim girl on FJ?
User avatar #938 to #937 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
hmm..it's alright most of the time although seeing what some people have to say about my religion does get to me sometimes but them being thumbed down gives me a lil hope. i don't even know why im still on this site, i really just can't seem to leave anymore. worst of all is i laugh at things im probably going to go to hell for laughing it! haha. What about you? what brings you to fj, i've noticed the very pale blue username.
User avatar #936 to #935 - majormayor (02/18/2015) [-]
Alright. It is nice to meet new people sometimes.
User avatar #925 to #924 - majormayor (02/17/2015) [-]
Icee. How has the weather been over there?
User avatar #927 to #925 - takers (02/17/2015) [-]
cold and sunny
User avatar #922 to #921 - majormayor (02/17/2015) [-]
Midwest America.
User avatar #911 - majormayor (02/14/2015) [-]
>ferretmancer
What are you doing here?
User avatar #912 to #911 - ferretmancer ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
Idk.
User avatar #908 to #907 - majormayor (01/26/2015) [-]
Remember when Ghost got really popular around mid-2011? Those were magical times. I couldn't stop laughing.
User avatar #909 to #908 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/26/2015) [-]
Yeah. I really wish I was in all the paltalks. This was his best raid. The stupid arab shat his pants.
User avatar #903 - maybetraffy (01/23/2015) [-]
you suck dick
User avatar #906 to #905 - majormayor (01/23/2015) [-]
That happens a lot.
#895 - atma (01/21/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #897 to #896 - atma (01/21/2015) [-]
What've you got going on? School starting?
User avatar #898 to #897 - majormayor (01/21/2015) [-]
Yeah. I should be a bit busier then I am.
#899 to #898 - atma (01/21/2015) [-]
Like, in general?  You have a lot of a free time?   
   
I don't have a job on top of my classes, but it's 3 grad courses this semester, which is the biggest workload I've taken on so far so I think I'll be needing the extra time soon.
Like, in general? You have a lot of a free time?

I don't have a job on top of my classes, but it's 3 grad courses this semester, which is the biggest workload I've taken on so far so I think I'll be needing the extra time soon.
User avatar #900 to #899 - majormayor (01/21/2015) [-]
In general, I guess. I have been like this for a couple of years.
#901 to #900 - atma (01/21/2015) [-]
Study Computer Science with me so we can both get crazy rich coming out of school
Study Computer Science with me so we can both get crazy rich coming out of school
User avatar #902 to #901 - majormayor (01/21/2015) [-]
I dunno, man.
User avatar #887 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #888 to #887 - majormayor (01/17/2015) [-]
I barely even remember you.
User avatar #889 to #888 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
The feeling is mutual
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