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majorazora

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/10/2011
Last Login:5/06/2015
Location:your mothers ass
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Comment Ranking:#16507
Highest Content Rank:#2662
Highest Comment Rank:#13528
Content Thumbs: 2641 total,  3065 ,  424
Comment Thumbs: 291 total,  312 ,  21
Content Level Progress: 37% (37/100)
Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 128 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 129 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
Subscribers:1
Content Views:131453
Times Content Favorited:278 times
Total Comments Made:50
FJ Points:2930
Favorite Tags: OC (3) | Pokemon (2)

Funny Pictures

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    9/11 9/11
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    That's my boy That's my boy
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    What's the worst that could happen? What's the worst that could happen?
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    Goku's rough! Goku's rough!
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    make a gameboy make a gameboy
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    Uploaded: 04/12/11
    Something for the kids Something for the kids
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YouTube Videos

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    pokemon! pokemon!
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    super mouse super mouse
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    Katy perry Katy perry
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    Old Spice Old Spice
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    Cat hugger Cat hugger

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    The Truth! The Truth!
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    Uploaded: 10/26/11
    Like a Boss Like a Boss

latest user's comments

#10 - When a whale cums only about 15% goes in the female. And that'… 04/24/2015 on Puns 0
#47 - You wanna go?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2015 on kek +27
#90 - Toshiro (04/19/2015) [-]
#48 - kannonball (04/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #60 - valygomu (04/19/2015) [-]
someone should make a funnyjunk version
#66 - kannonball (04/19/2015) [-]
#147 - My cats elvis (ginger) and Mitsey (tortoise shell) 03/19/2015 on Capt. Pup 0
#82 - And I've just seen the same quote further down... ****  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Wisdom vs Knowledge 0
User avatar #85 - fjacctfucku (10/17/2014) [-]
its okay, i saw yours first and never knew that before so i gave you a thumb

I really want to watch a video of that happening though. I am picturing some dude with a feather cap similar to sean connery in highlander showing up and being like 'THOU HATH STOLEN MY BELOVED, PREPARE TO DIE!' and then some fucking smug brit strolls up with his classy wig and says 'FEAR NOT MY LIEGE, I WILL HANDLE THIS SCUM' then the wedding party watches as these two men face off in an epic duel of the century. In a swirling of blades, like watching a dance, the two men battle hard and the clanging of their swords resounds throughout the party. It spills into the isle way and at one point someone does a backflip off the pew. Then the smug brit lands a stab into his heart, and steps on his dead chest to rip his sword free. He looks up at the groom and says "PROCEED WITH THINE VOWS GOOD SIR, I HAVE SLAIN THE INTRUDER" and nods his head in respect, then the groomsmen nods back in respect and finishes the wedding.

Afterwards the groomsmen gives the bridesmaids to the best man for him to choose one or all to sex up. The best man proceeds to flamboyantly brag about his duel with the bridesmaids, both arms around 2 bridesmaids with a bottle of wine in his hand, getting properly fucked up. Then he fucks them and has his driver take him home to sleep off his hangover.

Shit, this could be a porno.
#81 - My dad always taught me the difference between wisdom and know…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Wisdom vs Knowledge +5
User avatar #84 - Nihatclodra (10/17/2014) [-]
So wisdom states that you should never make salsa?
User avatar #92 - nyxeos (10/17/2014) [-]
Salsa isn't fruit salad, so there's no reason you can't use tomatoes to make it.
User avatar #95 - Nihatclodra (10/17/2014) [-]
It's a salad made from fruit (and often used as a condiment); thus it's a fruit salad.
User avatar #96 - nyxeos (10/17/2014) [-]
Except that it isn't a salad. It's a sauce.
User avatar #98 - Nihatclodra (10/17/2014) [-]
Not all salsa is sauce-like. all the traditional salsa is a LOT more chunky.
User avatar #108 - hickerydickery (10/17/2014) [-]
Still salsa.
User avatar #104 - nyxeos (10/17/2014) [-]
Sauces can be chunky. By definition, salsa is a sauce. Or a type of music, but that's not really relevant atm. The spanish word for sauce is salsa. It's a sauce, not a salad.
User avatar #82 - majorazora (10/17/2014) [-]
And I've just seen the same quote further down... Shit
User avatar #85 - fjacctfucku (10/17/2014) [-]
its okay, i saw yours first and never knew that before so i gave you a thumb

I really want to watch a video of that happening though. I am picturing some dude with a feather cap similar to sean connery in highlander showing up and being like 'THOU HATH STOLEN MY BELOVED, PREPARE TO DIE!' and then some fucking smug brit strolls up with his classy wig and says 'FEAR NOT MY LIEGE, I WILL HANDLE THIS SCUM' then the wedding party watches as these two men face off in an epic duel of the century. In a swirling of blades, like watching a dance, the two men battle hard and the clanging of their swords resounds throughout the party. It spills into the isle way and at one point someone does a backflip off the pew. Then the smug brit lands a stab into his heart, and steps on his dead chest to rip his sword free. He looks up at the groom and says "PROCEED WITH THINE VOWS GOOD SIR, I HAVE SLAIN THE INTRUDER" and nods his head in respect, then the groomsmen nods back in respect and finishes the wedding.

Afterwards the groomsmen gives the bridesmaids to the best man for him to choose one or all to sex up. The best man proceeds to flamboyantly brag about his duel with the bridesmaids, both arms around 2 bridesmaids with a bottle of wine in his hand, getting properly fucked up. Then he fucks them and has his driver take him home to sleep off his hangover.

Shit, this could be a porno.
#65 - Not the USA, it's whitstable in kent, in the UK  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Crabzilla! +1
User avatar #67 - konradkurze (10/13/2014) [-]
ah then theyre fucked

usa could defend itself from a giant crab...england will have to bitch for europe to help them....
#380 - I touch myself, in my ass 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#91 - And proms tomorrow! 06/11/2014 on Where are you going? +3
#300 - It's drunk billy in the channel 5 news copter, he crashed and … 05/29/2013 on Flying Helicopters In... +2
#36 - Picture 02/21/2013 on A Substantial Feel +18
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