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Date Signed Up:9/25/2009
Last Login:7/09/2013
Location:Sweden
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Why not try a holiday in Sweden this year?
See the lovely lakes. The wonderful telephone system. And many interesting furry animals. Including the majestic moose.

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#114 - What has been seen... cannot be unseen 01/04/2010 on EuroFags +4
#85 - F1 races are the shit 01/04/2010 on Incredible ideas to change... -1
#78 - Epic prank pulled off in 3...2... 01/04/2010 on I dont know how to title this! 0
#50 - Stop taking my avatar! jk 01/04/2010 on Holy Mother Of Jesus -1
#6 - Ummm... help understanding, plz? 01/03/2010 on Tool -6
#88 - Hey, Moose here, and I'm just wondering... where did all this …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2010 on Twilight -3
#96 - devout feminist (01/03/2010) [-]
A book of which is utter crap that is, of which is then turned into a film of which is crapper than a book of which is utter crap stuck down a crap conjested crapper waiting to go to crap city where the moose lives of which is being eaten by the evil crap monster who is somehow primeminister of england who's name is Gordon thecolourofCRAP. Oh yes the answer to your question, i almost forgot it came from crap land several lightyears away and it was made even before that twilight was invented.

p.s. My favourite word is not crap, it is I-FUCKING-HATE-TWILIGHT-IT-IS-UTTER-CRAP (this is one word because it clearly has dashes in it)

p.p.s. WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A FUCKING MOOSE, A PIGEON WITHOUT A BRAIN WOULD KNOW THAT
User avatar #101 - HappyPie (01/03/2010) [-]
your talking to a guy that was talking to a moose so you must have an even smaller brain
p.s. your a retard
p.s.s. YOU FAIL AT LIFE
#102 - drtasch (01/03/2010) [-]
I aggree totally! but it was a tiny bit funny until the p.p.s. bit on #96
#95 - devout feminist (01/03/2010) [-]
its a book..that has utterly failed man kind and set the idiotic setting of the word language to a whole new level, so we need 2 kill it....with fire and holy water
#94 - devout feminist (01/03/2010) [-]
Youve obviously never had the misfortune to know a Twifag. Its even more horrifying than a weebu.
#13 - But truth is pie  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2010 on Gabreil Iglesias myspace... +2
#20 - devout feminist (01/03/2010) [-]
The truth is a cake. Therefore, the truth is a lie.
#23 - devout feminist (01/03/2010) [-]
If truth=cake and truth=lie then it must mean lying=truth which means truth=cake which means you get cake if you lie.
#29 - careful, this guy might be a raider.... its actually called eb…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2010 on 4chan Win +4
#30 - devout feminist (01/03/2010) [-]
yes it is ebaums
(stop breaking the rules)
#49 - I like your avatar. Reminds me of something, can't think of wh… 01/02/2010 on True blood vs. twilight 0
#33 - Do You see the reply button over ->? Check it out, its such…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2010 on Holy crap +19
#67 - devout feminist (01/02/2010) [-]
yo dawg, i heard you like the word comment in yo comments, so i put a comment in yo comment
User avatar #46 - wolfgrl (01/02/2010) [-]
christ, out of all the responses i've made i accidentally fuck up one time and who the fuck cares anyways? lighten up.
#48 - devout feminist (01/02/2010) [-]
Since when did they allow women to have internet in the kithcen?
#56 - devout feminist (01/02/2010) [-]
Win! ^
#15 - True, but it is the only thing on the front page that made me lol. 01/01/2010 on Branches +5
#34 - I AM FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING THIS SHIT ON THE FRONT PAGE! …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2010 on Faggot killing kit +3
#37 - devout feminist (01/01/2010) [-]
im stalker101 on ebaumsworld
#36 - devout feminist (01/01/2010) [-]
we don't.
#110 - Anyone here ever played hot potato with a boomer? Fucking fun that is. 01/01/2010 on BOOMER! +3
#17 - I would protest to this repetitive hater shit by not returning… 01/01/2010 on True blood vs. twilight +2
#932 - What's yours?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2010 on Justin Bieber 0
#965 - devout feminist (01/01/2010) [-]
the real question is whats UP his butthole, maybe justin is
#279 - thumb whore is still a whore. 01/01/2010 on Justin Bieber +3
#104 - And I care abut your little rant, why????  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2010 on America -1
User avatar #105 - JackSchidt (01/01/2010) [-]
dont mind 99--hes just pissy cuz HIS girlfriend has a moustache, no boobs at all, and a 12 inch long clit
User avatar #108 - DallasWinston (01/01/2010) [-]
Shes a bigger man than he will ever be
#25 - At first I was like :l, then I put on my trap face. >:) 01/01/2010 on you are screwed now +2
#24 - deprived child 01/01/2010 on you are screwed now +7
#148 - how did 4chan get into this conversation, anyway? 01/01/2010 on An EpicFail message 0
#79 - Was that an attempt at a joke? Wow. 12/31/2009 on Fail 0
#16 - Troll detected 12/31/2009 on Simba +2
#99 - TROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEOOOON!!!! 12/31/2009 on An EpicFail message +13
#16 - Its the CRDP, the Channer Raid Destroying Party. They have fed… 12/31/2009 on 4 Chan Unites +1
#104 - troll detected, but has succeeded emergency action required 12/31/2009 on Sleepovers 0

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User avatar #10 - GuineaPidgeon (02/16/2010) [-]
ahh! i spent ages making sure i'd done like everything before i got to the last mission .... didn't know someone could die on the ship :(
#1 - devout feminist (12/03/2009) [-]
Faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - majesticmoose (02/03/2010) [-]
Bitch
#3 to #2 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (02/14/2010) [-]
Hoe.
User avatar #4 to #3 - majesticmoose (02/14/2010) [-]
skank
#5 to #4 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (02/14/2010) [-]
Tramp.
User avatar #6 to #5 - majesticmoose (02/14/2010) [-]
Whore
#7 to #6 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (02/14/2010) [-]
Cunt.
User avatar #11 to #7 - LoGfan (02/28/2010) [-]
twat?
User avatar #12 to #11 - majesticmoose (02/28/2010) [-]
Meh. That's not a word that directly insults girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - majesticmoose (02/14/2010) [-]
Damn, I'm out of words that degrade females. You win. A cookie for you.
#9 to #8 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (02/14/2010) [-]
I liek cookies :D
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