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Age: 27
Consoles Owned: PS3
Video Games Played: Uncharted 3, BF3, Top Spin 4
PSN: Medwinator
Interests: Tennis
Date Signed Up:11/29/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:Australia
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#1 - All you had to do Ash was catch the damn Pikachu!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on Pokemon X&Y leaked footage +1
User avatar #2 - acemcgunner (02/07/2014) [-]
I see what you did there
#6 - And this is the same man again, before I fixed his face. 02/07/2014 on Read the Description +1
#5 - This is a picture of a tennis player i found on the ATP website.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on Read the Description 0
#6 - maidenmk (02/07/2014) [-]
And this is the same man again, before I fixed his face.
#30 - My only thought was maybe cause hes unemployed 02/07/2014 on Racist/Stereotypical... 0
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#1 - And people only thought good messiahs appeared on toast.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Now Hitler Gets A Turn In... +5
#3 - Helle (02/03/2014) [-]
But they do
User avatar #17 - sweetbutteryjesus (02/04/2014) [-]
Don't you forget the butter, motherfucker.
#1 - its beautiful 02/01/2014 on I don't know what to do,... 0
#1 - That took my life into a different direction than what was ori… 02/01/2014 on Er...Ok then.. 0
#2 - Well it will never look like that, thats for sure. 01/28/2014 on Your hair will never look... +2
#11 - Against the jews. Yes. 01/28/2014 on Grunts have to stick together +9
#1 - You have to admit, he nearly got'em. Hitler killed 2 out o…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Main neger 0
User avatar #2 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
they're*
He still considered them "christian"
#10 - White people, we have had 10,000 years of unchecked prosperity…  [+] (87 new replies) 01/28/2014 on I'm sorry, did I rape you... -86
User avatar #608 - bronybox (01/29/2014) [-]
It wasn't until around 1000-ish AD that the white European nations stopped being referred to as Barbarians, but this didn't include Eastern Europe until around 1500-ish either. Throughout a majority of history, the Arab nations and Asian East had much more power, while at some times having about equal power.

It wasn't until 1400's that the White races in Europe truly peaked their power in the world

But, White pride is perfectly acceptable, "The Knights of the White Camilla", most definitely are not. The KKK are a bunch of racist asswipes that preach white SUPREMACY not WHITE PRIDE.
User avatar #589 - flamingpie (01/29/2014) [-]
I didn't wanna be the guy o say it, but you've gotta imagine that there was reason we had all that prosperity
User avatar #540 - loonquawl (01/29/2014) [-]
I can complain about whatever the fuck I want to complain about.
User avatar #504 - sadisticplatypi (01/29/2014) [-]
ottomans dominated greece and hungry forr 300 years
moors dominated spain for 500 years
carthage dominated the Mediterranean for 400 years.
your stat is absolute bullshit
User avatar #498 - hydraetis (01/29/2014) [-]
Yes because ethnic races definitely didn't do the EXACT same shit to each other.

Aztecs ring a bell?
#398 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
Well if you go out and scream ''I love Sweden'' here everyone will think you're racist. but if you say ''I love (any country)'' you're a good patriotic person. no one in my famely did anything to anyother race. we are imigrants. just cause i love sweden and look white i'm a racist.. FUCK OFF!
#375 - terrorturtle (01/28/2014) [-]
Agreed with maidenmk.

know why there's no National White History Month? because that's every month.

And that remark about the Irish? just shows that the only thing that can overcome white people is ANOTHER group of white people.
User avatar #350 - rokkarokkaali (01/28/2014) [-]
"we"
I don't remember being around 10 thousand years ago.
User avatar #943 - schnizel (01/31/2014) [-]
Your bloodline.
User avatar #314 - TexMex (01/28/2014) [-]
Who's "we"? I didn't choose to be white. I haven't experienced dominance nor inferiority. Blacks and women have it good nowadays too, in the developed countries that is.
User avatar #248 - fargtwo (01/28/2014) [-]
If 10,000 years of prosperity and world domination isn't something to celebrate, then what the hell is?
User avatar #208 - captainfuckitall (01/28/2014) [-]
So what you're saying is, we need to be punished for being culturally, economically, and militarily superior to other races for 10,000 years?

Honestly, that sounds like the logic of the biggest pansy on the planet.

Believe it or not, in the time before all this age of communication and knowledge, might is what made right. When you were strong, you were on top, and you did whatever you wanted BECAUSE you were strong and did things the right way. If two people came across eachother and fought, the winner took what he wanted from the loser because it was his right to do so as the winner. This was the law of the land, this is how evolution and adaptation happen, this is how NATURE decides who is good and who is bad.

But now suddenly having ancestors who dominated over others hurts your feelings, and so you want to take away MY rights to make it fair? My RIGHT to be proud of that same heritage? I think I speak for all of my wonderful, tough, and valiant ancestors when I say: Go fuck yourself.
#134 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
10,000 years ? last several hundred sure but last 10,000 years ? sorry but that bullshit
#17 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
Scottish please do tell me how my people live in prosperity whilst we were invaded oppressed and conquered by the Spanish, French, Vikings, Romans and the English. I am sick of people bitching about being oppressed. We made the ungrateful bastards what they are today. I am so sick of woman and blacks bitching about being oppressed. You aren't now so get the fuck over it. Women are just ungrateful brats. In britian the worst that happened was the witch burnings that whilst disgusting did not come close to the horrors that men faced. Oh we birthed children and were expected to clean the house how terrible as apose to men who worked 16 hours straight in mines factories and going to war. Blacks are worse they use the fact that they there ancestors were enslaved as a excuse to act like ass holes. The sad thing is that there are more niggers than black people now. Grow the fuck up. I agree with gay rights though they have had it the worse
User avatar #22 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
Fun fact, 90% of blacks were sold to whites from other blacks.
And I'm trying to round up all gays to start a new sacredn band of thebes.
User avatar #15 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
And the Turks fucked up my people, before that was the Hungarians, before that the Romans.
#815 - anonymous (01/29/2014) [-]
i guess that makes you part nigger! you cant really have white pride if youre part nigger, can you?
True Romance - The Sicilian Scene in HD
#865 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
Actually I have no turk blood in me. And less than 1% of total population have some turk genes, turks considered us, barbarians the same as the romans considered celts.
I did a test
#877 - anonymous (01/29/2014) [-]
judging from that picture, youre as purple as an eggplant. which still makes you part nigger, no? didnt your ancestors once live in africa?
#879 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
nope, the out of africa theory was debunked and the same guy who had that theory gave another
im just waiting to let them figure shit out
im not going to mess in others peoples buisness
but actually the thing is that we do not come from blacks but we have a common ancestor
idk much about it only the basics ask people who know about it more
i dont want to spread disinfo
now i gtg play vidya
#892 - anonymous (01/30/2014) [-]
my sides. you? spreading disinformation?

archaeology.about.com/b/2009/03/23/human-migrations-from-africa.htm

youre absolutely right. theyre still figuring it out. isn't it amazing that we are all part nigger? world wide nigger pride!

www.pnas.org/content/106/15/6094
User avatar #894 - schnizel (01/30/2014) [-]
Maybe, we will see, is a dog a wolf?
there is also this one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_Asia_theory
maybe my long forgoten ancesotrs were chinks
maybe that is why i like them so much.....
#942 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
yes actually. a dog is a wolf. canis familiaris - canis lupus. dogs and wolves can breed. they are the same species. just like we are all homo. and have been. all homo. for a long long long time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canis_familiaris
#946 - schnizel (01/31/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this
#945 - schnizel (01/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #636 - tealcanaan (01/29/2014) [-]
Serb or Romanian?
User avatar #756 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
Bosnian.
User avatar #867 - tealcanaan (01/29/2014) [-]
Cool, i was relatively close i guess.
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User avatar #822 - hudis (01/29/2014) [-]
What does being irish have to do with being white?
User avatar #807 - rhetoricalfunny (01/29/2014) [-]
You're Irish
White people is probably the stupidest fucking thing that I've ever heard because it groups all fucking white people like we do in NA
Irish people are different from British people, who are different from French people, who are different from Norwegian people who are different from...... you get it?

That's why white pride is fucking stupid, and the reason it's frowned upon is because the general implication of "white people" is that it refers to the people who historically left their home countries. Or colonists. Obviously that is nothing to be proud of.

The other, and more obvious implication is that is separates you from visible minorities.

Essentially white pride is saying that whatever you are, you're not Latin, black, native, asian, or middle eastern and that is something to be proud of. Hence racist.

So yea. "White pride" is pretty fucking racist to white people and non white people.
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User avatar #830 - rhetoricalfunny (01/29/2014) [-]
Why is what? I made a lot of statements at least be specific
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User avatar #832 - rhetoricalfunny (01/29/2014) [-]
Your point is so fucking vague it's making my head hurt right now.

"White pride" is different from practically any other kind of pride, because it is self victimizing, but also subconsciously self aware.

When one says, "I'm proud to be white." They aren't saying "I'm proud to be british," or "I'm proud to be swedish", they're not even saying, "I'm proud to be american." they're saying white.

They are saying that they are proud to be white. As in the color of their skin.

They are saying that they are not part of a visibile minority, like Black, latin, asian, middle eastern, or native people. And that not being part of them is something to be proud of. That's why it is racist.

To add to that it groups every white people within the term, "white people"
I'm sure that the French and British would like to be considered separate and distinct cultures. it implies every white people has the same history, and that too is racist. (though perhaps loosely)
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User avatar #844 - rhetoricalfunny (01/29/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking christ you're stupid.

I'm not anti white, I'm just acknowledging that "white pride." is fucking bullshit. The only reason anyone would ever claim to be proud to be "white" is to be an edgy fedora wearing contrarian.

You do not fucking get it do you? The only implication of "white pride" is that you are proud not to be black (or asian, latin, middle eastern, or native.) That's it. and that is fucking racist.
I'm saying that white pride is bullshit. "WHITE PRIDE"
Because "WHITE PEOPLE" Don't exist. British, French, German. All of these are distinct, and separate cultures to proudly be a part of. But not "white people."

You cannot be proud to be white without it being inherently racist. You CAN be proud to be British, French German, or pretty much any other fucking nationality/ethnicity who happens to be white, because those are their own cultures/ethnicity with varied and distinct histories which leaves much to be proud of. White people is nothing. There are no such thing as white people. There are people, of many backgrounds and ethnicity that happen to be white.

92% of all interracial violence. Wow... this is logistically, and statistically impossible. I don't know how anyone can even be stupid enough to believe this. Considering there are FAR MORE than two ethnicity. (Asian, middle eastern, american indian, hispanic, african american.) And given those perimeters far more "interracial crime." It's a statistic impossibility for this to occur.
You're stupid
You're racist
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User avatar #857 - rhetoricalfunny (01/29/2014) [-]
Oh what, nothing.
You don't even want to reply to call me racist some more?
User avatar #852 - rhetoricalfunny (01/29/2014) [-]
You know what, I legitimately want to know how I am racist.

I think you might be right, and if I can be convinced. I will change my view, so tell me, how am I racist?
#850 - rhetoricalfunny (01/29/2014) [-]
How am I the racist
Point out one even remotely, an non taken out of context thing that I have said.

In fact, here's some of your more racial statements.
blacks and Asians have done their fair share of damage to Europe
we're sick of you racist cunts crying that whites can't have what every other race can have with your bullshit hate.
you will be removed from OUR white countries.
Because we're sick of racist cunts attacking us.

Also, the time it took you to reply, I can deduce that you didn't even read what I wrote. I find it so fucking ironic that this is what YOU'RE doing.
User avatar #649 - makethingsworse (01/29/2014) [-]
Russian-Hawaiian-Irish Jew here...shit is weird, yo.
User avatar #639 - studbeefpile (01/29/2014) [-]
Ah, the Irish.....The niggers of Europe.
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#635 - tugaii (01/29/2014) [-]
go on
User avatar #602 - nigeltheoutlaw (01/29/2014) [-]
White on white violence doesn't really count, does it?
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User avatar #886 - nigeltheoutlaw (01/30/2014) [-]
No. If you make a claim then the burden of proof is on you, not me.
User avatar #541 - willisteal (01/29/2014) [-]
I'm Irish too, Irish & Gay & white, so yeah, people the same as me had it easy as well!!!
User avatar #752 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
how much do you lift?
User avatar #794 - willisteal (01/29/2014) [-]
one cock with my ass and one with my mouth!
User avatar #864 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
damn
User avatar #871 - willisteal (01/29/2014) [-]
You're the pro Israel dude right?
User avatar #869 - willisteal (01/29/2014) [-]
Ikr
User avatar #870 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
can y fight
User avatar #872 - willisteal (01/29/2014) [-]
I can yes!
User avatar #873 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
in formation?
with a spear?
User avatar #874 - willisteal (01/29/2014) [-]
With a spear? This is Ireland, I can grab a gun off one of the rednecks!
User avatar #876 - willisteal (01/29/2014) [-]
Lol that's really weird!
User avatar #878 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
yep, they even beat the spartans
User avatar #880 - willisteal (01/29/2014) [-]
I think the strongest warriors are the Jews in the middle east. Taking on all the muslims in the region!
#884 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
Jews gona jew
#377 - kanatana (01/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #295 - failtolawl (01/28/2014) [-]
the irish were considered colored in the early 1900s and before...
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User avatar #171 - rottie (01/28/2014) [-]
#REKT
User avatar #16 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
The brits really did a number on you guys, if you know what I mean.
For your honor i will play as ireland in medieval 2
User avatar #748 - crazyolitis (01/29/2014) [-]
But... there is noIrish fation without mods.
User avatar #751 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
britannia dlc
User avatar #823 - crazyolitis (01/29/2014) [-]
Ah, yes. Forgot that one. So how's the conquering going? Already playing on VH/VH?
User avatar #859 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
i won with scotland now im playing as ireland
User avatar #858 - schnizel (01/29/2014) [-]
i should try on very hard, ive been playing on hard
User avatar #860 - crazyolitis (01/29/2014) [-]
Very good.
User avatar #100 - sketchE (01/28/2014) [-]
i think everyone shit on the irish. in the US they were considered lower than blacks. sure they were free but wed bring in a bunch of irishmen for things too dangerous to risk slaves
User avatar #103 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, crime did go up 80% when the Irish came.
User avatar #105 - sketchE (01/28/2014) [-]
i was un aware of that. my people causing problems around the world throughout history
User avatar #110 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
You are Hungarian?
User avatar #111 - sketchE (01/28/2014) [-]
american but with irish german hungarian heritage. as well as british but i dont care much for that
User avatar #113 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, you did almost conquer us and for that fuck you.
<3 no homo
User avatar #115 - sketchE (01/28/2014) [-]
yeah its cool. history is history. two of them started world wars and one i guess raised crime rates go me
User avatar #117 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
xD
White pride world wide
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User avatar #21 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, we did a number on those guys as well, don't worry bro, what goes around comes around.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bile%C4%87a
User avatar #11 - schnizel (01/28/2014) [-]
Bitches bitch
Pimps slap
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#4 - psychoticcaleb (01/26/2014) [-]
Remember it could be worse.You could be me and have to watch the girl you love get hit on by several different guys,kiss them,and be completely oblivious to how I feel.Whenever she cries (which is a lot more common recently) I have to sit there knowing no matter what I say,I can't comfort her.It makes me feel so helpless it drives me mad.And to add to all of this depression,arthritis,diabetes,cancer,and mental instability run in my family.And don't even get me started on how ugly,fat,and useless I am.So remember this when you feel sad,you could be me,a miserable piece of shit whose only relief is his computer.

Sincerely, PsychoticCaleb

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