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#856 - **magnemite rolls 58** Make it the bacon turkey 11/12/2011 on I am NOT the 99 percent +1
#17 - Sweet. How about I show you a pic of a self-made pokemon sprit… 10/13/2011 on magnemite's profile 0
#1 - Picture 10/02/2011 on funny song, describing song 0
#1 - I wonder how many people got into crashes on that street. 10/02/2011 on Daily dose of math +1
#221 - **magnemite rolls 405,859,774** 10/01/2011 on The Fuck? -1
#550 - I like it. 10/01/2011 on Fairy tale +1
#263 - Picture 10/01/2011 on FunnyJunk in work +5
#5 - LOL. INCEST!!! 09/24/2011 on Makes Sense 0
#2 - Agreed. You didn't show the question. You showed us what the &…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2011 on my maths test +1
User avatar #3 - creatorofmusk (10/04/2011) [-]
it was for the whole last page of the test. sorry, i should of taken a better photo
#57 - How would random computer parts, a laptop battery as a make-sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2011 on The Survival Game 0
User avatar #59 - smiletheripper (09/24/2011) [-]
provided you could insulate the handle enough to not burn your hands or kill yourself, you could most likely fry any zombies you came into contact with. however, i dont think the battery would last very long, and it would constantly be draining its power form the moment you complete the build. So short of having it wired up to some sort of portable backpack generator it would not be worth the effort in the long run.

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#16 - chrislafff ONLINE (10/12/2011) [-]
You're one of my friends who really likes pokemon, here's a cool pokemon reaction pic. Enjoy!
#17 to #16 - magnemite (10/13/2011) [-]
Sweet. How about I show you a pic of a self-made pokemon sprite picture.
User avatar #1 - chrislafff ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
We ran out of reply space back there so...

You could have used Magnet Rise. trolol
User avatar #2 to #1 - magnemite (09/05/2011) [-]
Why would I need to if Magnemites already float!?!?!?
User avatar #3 to #2 - chrislafff ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
I mean in the battle.
IRL I would use Gravity, smashing your Magnemite to the ground, then Earthquake.
User avatar #4 to #3 - magnemite (09/05/2011) [-]
After you use Gravity, then I'd be forced to use Magnet Rise. (Even IRL, there's turns).
User avatar #5 to #4 - chrislafff ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
Then I would use Gravity. Then we would be at a standstill, like two trainers battling Metapods.
User avatar #6 to #5 - magnemite (09/05/2011) [-]
Well, after you use gravity the second time, I'd use supersonic to make you confused. Roll 2 for you level, roll 3 twice, one for attack, and one for defense.
User avatar #7 to #6 - chrislafff ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
**chrislafff rolls 98**
Here we go...
User avatar #8 to #7 - chrislafff ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
**chrislafff rolls 041** (attack)
User avatar #9 to #8 - chrislafff ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
**chrislafff rolls 903** (defense)
User avatar #10 to #9 - chrislafff ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
You, sir, are about to get raped.
User avatar #11 to #10 - magnemite (09/05/2011) [-]
never mind. I thought the formula was going to tell me how much of a chance confusion will hit. It has a 1/10 chance of hurting itself...How do you wanna figure this out?
User avatar #12 to #11 - chrislafff ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
Well, in the game the formula is "If its your opponents pokemon, it never hits itself, if it's your pokemon, it hits itself every turn." Wanna go by that? lol
User avatar #13 to #12 - magnemite (09/05/2011) [-]
How bout I pick 10 random numbers b/w 0 and 101, and you choose a number in that same category, and if it's one of the ten I picked, then you get hit?
#14 to #13 - chrislafff ONLINE (09/05/2011) [-]
Uhhh... too complicated.
User avatar #15 to #14 - magnemite (09/05/2011) [-]
I already have my 10 numbers...
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