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#28 - Living in Japan, I have a few suggestions. Go to the Shinjuku…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on OP's Japanese Halloween +5
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#41 - zombifier (11/02/2014) [-]
spent a weekend in tokyo, roppangi was a blast
#35 - CyborgNinja (11/02/2014) [-]
> "Akihabara district is home to the biggest sex shop in all of Japan, worth checking out."
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#30 - scottmc (11/02/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'll have to take a trip out to the Tokyo area for sure.
#75 - Normally I am against revealing details of someone else due to… 09/01/2014 on The End of the femaleader +1
#182 - Hahah, All honesty, anything that's femanazi hate I can get be… 08/29/2014 on Brad VS The Hall Feminazis 0
#177 - I will admit that a private school would normally be zero tole…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Brad VS The Hall Feminazis +1
#181 - Jeff C (08/29/2014) [-]
Dude at my high school the minute a drop of blood was thrown at this kid the school would be in lockdown and everybody involved arrested. And I live in a middle class area, so no extreme rich or poor people causing extreme measures to be taken. It was entertaining until he started saying something cool or witty he or his buttbuddies did every 3 seconds. Who the fuck does that? Oh wait ill tell you who, FUCKING CARLOS KEKEKEKEKEKEK
Yeah I'm sorry I'm not actually that mad, I'm aware this is the internet and its only going to bother me if I let it, but Jesus this is the fakiest fake story that ever did get imagined. I'm just mad he's made 6969 posts about it, all barely coherent and filled with shitty self pats on the back and shitty grammar. If you and other people enjoy it so be it, I personally think it a garbage though. But while I have ya' thanks for the BCG stories man, those were legit gold I'm about to re-read them. My families uber dysfunctional too, maybe ill take the time to tell a few tales one day.
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#182 - magillagurilla (08/29/2014) [-]
Hahah, All honesty, anything that's femanazi hate I can get behind. Might be my own personal bias in this, but hay, I get your point. And got to agree with the blood thing. The idea of blood being dumped on someone in school sounds like national news, and I dont remember seeing it on CNN, watch that shit all the time.

Glad you liked BCG lol. Mr. Home School will be my next series, but first I have to finish studying for the God Damn LSAT.
#139 - Of course, everyone knows prunes are sexy. 08/29/2014 on Brad VS The Hall Feminazis 0
#130 - I'd have to agree with this chick good anon. If you watch thi… 08/29/2014 on Brad VS The Hall Feminazis 0
#103 - Being in a redicilously unrealistic situation as well, BCG, I …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Brad VS The Hall Feminazis +22
#158 - Jeff C (08/29/2014) [-]
Yeah except your BCG stories were actually believable. The first one this guy posted had me anxious, but these stories have spun into unimaginable faggotry and this kid and FAWKEN KARLOOSE patting them selves on the back every three seconds and calling these probably nonexistent chicks fat. Spinning back kick? Yeah okay faggot, stop writing a C-list feminazi action movie
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#177 - magillagurilla (08/29/2014) [-]
I will admit that a private school would normally be zero tolerance. Meaning if you even get into a loud argument you're kicked out, and power can only last so much. Most of the stuff is in Felony range, but hay... Feminazi's are a different breed of people. Just think about it like this, even if it is embellished or fictional, entertaining as hell no?

TL;DR OP posted OC of FJ, so enjoy.
#181 - Jeff C (08/29/2014) [-]
Dude at my high school the minute a drop of blood was thrown at this kid the school would be in lockdown and everybody involved arrested. And I live in a middle class area, so no extreme rich or poor people causing extreme measures to be taken. It was entertaining until he started saying something cool or witty he or his buttbuddies did every 3 seconds. Who the fuck does that? Oh wait ill tell you who, FUCKING CARLOS KEKEKEKEKEKEK
Yeah I'm sorry I'm not actually that mad, I'm aware this is the internet and its only going to bother me if I let it, but Jesus this is the fakiest fake story that ever did get imagined. I'm just mad he's made 6969 posts about it, all barely coherent and filled with shitty self pats on the back and shitty grammar. If you and other people enjoy it so be it, I personally think it a garbage though. But while I have ya' thanks for the BCG stories man, those were legit gold I'm about to re-read them. My families uber dysfunctional too, maybe ill take the time to tell a few tales one day.
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#182 - magillagurilla (08/29/2014) [-]
Hahah, All honesty, anything that's femanazi hate I can get behind. Might be my own personal bias in this, but hay, I get your point. And got to agree with the blood thing. The idea of blood being dumped on someone in school sounds like national news, and I dont remember seeing it on CNN, watch that shit all the time.

Glad you liked BCG lol. Mr. Home School will be my next series, but first I have to finish studying for the God Damn LSAT.
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#138 - goddamnwizard (08/29/2014) [-]
Especially Hef
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#139 - magillagurilla (08/29/2014) [-]
Of course, everyone knows prunes are sexy.
#122 - anon (08/29/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/channel/UCsEq_XHRKHP1_b5ZM58B6AA

Magillagurilla go get Brad to get Carlos so they can start a fight with this bitch
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#130 - magillagurilla (08/29/2014) [-]
I'd have to agree with this chick good anon. If you watch this video on her point, she is an actual feminist, not a feminazi.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3lbwFMXVNI
#2 - I think they'd realize it's a trole right away then. 08/20/2014 on -Insert clever title here- 0
#80 - Was not... .was a cousin we actually all really liked.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Beta Cringe God... THE... +2
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#128 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear about your loss dude.
#78 - Thank you my friend. Happy early Birthday to you good sir 06/16/2014 on Beta Cringe God... THE... +5
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User avatar #129 - cancerlobster (04/10/2015) [-]
you okay bruh? you haven't posted in over a year...
User avatar #128 - arena (02/09/2015) [-]
Get you're damn ass online/
User avatar #127 - cowcubrub (01/04/2015) [-]
Are you still active? I'd love to hear about Mr. Homeschool or more BGC.
#126 - niblow (11/10/2014) [-]
Hey, I was going through some of the stories. Just wondering, you know what ever happened to BCG?
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User avatar #124 - doctorproctor (08/01/2014) [-]
please come back
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#122 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]
where are you man? i have been checking your channel every day since the incident announcement, JUST POST IT ALREADY PLEASE!!!!!!
#121 - doctorproctor (06/11/2014) [-]
I sincerely hope that this isn't an elaborate trolling, i dont think my heart can take it.  Much love if you  need it just hope this isnt a sick joke
I sincerely hope that this isn't an elaborate trolling, i dont think my heart can take it. Much love if you need it just hope this isnt a sick joke
#120 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Pls come back mah 			*****		.
Pls come back mah ***** .
User avatar #119 - yourfutureson (06/05/2014) [-]
Where you at ma ***** ?
#118 - aeskus (06/02/2014) [-]
I thought you may be interested in knowing that there is a medical condition referred to as, "wimpy white boy syndrome." It is caused by premature birth of Caucasian males and leads to reduced lung capacity, reduced muscle growth, and even problems with the brain. Just food for thought.
User avatar #117 - deviousdanish (05/30/2014) [-]
Sorry about your loss, man.

A very good friend of mine died a few weeks ago on my birthday, no less and it sucks, but you just gotta deal with it.
User avatar #116 - dacrimsonfucker (05/30/2014) [-]
sorry about your cousin bro
User avatar #115 - yaboybtrue (05/30/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear about your cousin, man. Welcome back.
User avatar #114 - joshlol (05/30/2014) [-]
Welcome back
User avatar #113 - blckmamba (05/29/2014) [-]
Now you disappear for another month. lol
User avatar #112 - watshisface (05/29/2014) [-]
wait so BCG's parents are cousins?
#111 - tanikozotanikozo (05/26/2014) [-]
u r pepsi
User avatar #110 - dacrimsonfucker (05/26/2014) [-]
everything okay buddy?
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