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#3762 - nah  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on magikarpforlife's profile 0
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#3763 - inyerfase (01/07/2016) [-]
ok sorry to bother you.

Have a good night/
#3760 - I don't really play anymore so I don't know the value of anyth… 01/03/2016 on magikarpforlife's profile 0
#3755 - I've heard about it but I don't wanna get sucked back into ite…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on magikarpforlife's profile 0
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#3756 - subzeroassassin (12/31/2015) [-]
lol fair enough
#3753 - No problem. I don't really care about items, except for my wee…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2015 on magikarpforlife's profile 0
#3754 - subzeroassassin (12/31/2015) [-]
I see. Do you know about this? you have a chance to get it from every weed and some coins (weed won't be destroyed)
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#3755 - magikarpforlife (12/31/2015) [-]
I've heard about it but I don't wanna get sucked back into items to try to get it
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#3756 - subzeroassassin (12/31/2015) [-]
lol fair enough
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User avatar #3761 - inyerfase (01/06/2016) [-]
Since you dont play anymore, would you consider letting me trade for some of those weird numbered weeds?

They are still valuable but MUCH less than before. 5 of them are now up to 100+ iin circulation.

I'm really looking at that golden shot because I need it really badly to complete my weed set, and I have no friends who will trade with me lol.
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User avatar #3763 to #3762 - inyerfase (01/07/2016) [-]
ok sorry to bother you.

Have a good night/
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#3758 - sumoweed (01/03/2016) [-]
Would you trade your extra weed for anything, i'm guessing no since you don't have anything else for items.
But it doesn't hurt to ask.
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#3759 to #3758 - sumoweed (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh, it's sumowamm, check my account out, everything is for trade.
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User avatar #3760 to #3759 - magikarpforlife (01/03/2016) [-]
I don't really play anymore so I don't know the value of anything. The only thing I really want for my profile is that weed that you create that I don't have but I assume that's not for sale if you have it
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User avatar #3757 - subzeroassassin (12/31/2015) [-]
thanks. there was some nice stuff in that trade.
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User avatar #3752 - subzeroassassin (12/31/2015) [-]
Thanks a bunch. why for free? do you not care of items anymore?
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User avatar #3753 to #3752 - magikarpforlife (12/31/2015) [-]
No problem. I don't really care about items, except for my weed collection. But I had 3 and I don't need 3 so why not help a brother out. I'm gonna send all the stuff I don't want to you so my profile looks better
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#3754 to #3753 - subzeroassassin (12/31/2015) [-]
I see. Do you know about this? you have a chance to get it from every weed and some coins (weed won't be destroyed)
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User avatar #3755 to #3754 - magikarpforlife (12/31/2015) [-]
I've heard about it but I don't wanna get sucked back into items to try to get it
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User avatar #3756 to #3755 - subzeroassassin (12/31/2015) [-]
lol fair enough
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User avatar #3751 - subzeroassassin (12/30/2015) [-]
would you sell one of your Sunshine Skunk?
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User avatar #3750 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey i like a lot of your items

anything you are looking for?
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#3744 - infinitereaper (01/25/2015) [-]
Sell me your dupe Carmelicious?
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User avatar #3745 to #3744 - magikarpforlife (01/25/2015) [-]
im tryna keep all my weeds, sorry
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User avatar #3746 to #3745 - infinitereaper (01/25/2015) [-]
You won't swap?
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User avatar #3747 to #3746 - magikarpforlife (01/25/2015) [-]
i just like carmelicious, sorry. if im ever selling it ill come to you first
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User avatar #3748 to #3747 - infinitereaper (01/25/2015) [-]
oh man. Well okay. Keep me in mind!
I hope I can gather some from the others. I don't want them to be lost because of the quiters.
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User avatar #3749 to #3748 - magikarpforlife (01/25/2015) [-]
i don't do much on the board, but im not gonna delete my account or anything
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User avatar #3743 - bitchitroll (07/26/2014) [-]
sorry not selling uniques
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User avatar #3740 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
fine.....
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User avatar #3742 to #3740 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i thought that was sunglasses smiley... but i don't think there is one anymore
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#3729 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
can you beat this and is this fair?
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User avatar #3730 to #3729 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i think its fair, but ill try
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#3731 to #3730 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
i took this :/

i'll let you know if i get another one alright?
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User avatar #3732 to #3731 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
that's a good one to take. id give you 150 sould keepers for white widow (its a lot mroe common)
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User avatar #3733 to #3732 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
mind if i come back to you on that later?
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User avatar #3734 to #3733 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i might quit soon and give em all away, but if you wanna wait thats fine. ill give them all to you if you want for the white widow (178)
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User avatar #3735 to #3734 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
dont quit :/...

i kinda wanna hold onto it for now tho :/
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User avatar #3736 to #3735 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
i got too much to do man
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User avatar #3737 to #3736 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
then play it every once in a while, when you have t ime
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User avatar #3738 to #3737 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
thats like smoking crack every once in a while, you cant really do that
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User avatar #3739 to #3738 - raezion (07/25/2014) [-]
sure you can
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User avatar #3722 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
Thing egg has 657 in circulation.
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User avatar #3723 to #3722 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
the tree monster is still 52
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User avatar #3724 to #3723 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
Alright maybe resend that. I dont think ill like the thing egg though, eggs are not my thing
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User avatar #3725 to #3724 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
Wait i denied i resend.
wait
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User avatar #3726 to #3725 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
youre sending now?
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User avatar #3727 to #3726 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
Alright thanks!
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User avatar #3728 to #3727 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
no problem!
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User avatar #3719 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
I got cannabis easy rider
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User avatar #3720 to #3719 - magikarpforlife (07/25/2014) [-]
what do you want for it? everything except weed is for sale
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User avatar #3721 to #3720 - icollectraresbro (07/25/2014) [-]
Ill take anything from under 100 in circulation
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User avatar #3712 - ronkfjoll (07/12/2014) [-]
can i trade a space dust(mine) for a cheese(you'res)?
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User avatar #3713 to #3712 - magikarpforlife (07/13/2014) [-]
send it, idk when ill get to it. could be tomorrow or 2 weeks. idk when ill get cheap or free wifi and i don't see it on you're account
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User avatar #3714 to #3713 - ronkfjoll (07/14/2014) [-]
donor
send the trade
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User avatar #3715 to #3714 - donor ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
I swapped the space dust for blue velvet to help lu.b
But I sent velvet+ vortex for it now
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User avatar #3716 to #3715 - donor ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
for the cheese that is
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User avatar #3717 to #3716 - ronkfjoll (07/14/2014) [-]
you didn't have to send both
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User avatar #3718 to #3717 - donor ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
meh he already had 2 velvets so he will accept that easier and I tend to overpay a lot >.<
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User avatar #3710 - dende ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Would you be willing to swap a Royal Cali for my Golden Shot?
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User avatar #3711 to #3710 - magikarpforlife (07/10/2014) [-]
sure, i know how much you love green things. send it over
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User avatar #3704 - ied (07/09/2014) [-]
2100 ore
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User avatar #3706 to #3704 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
im not gonna make it
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User avatar #3707 to #3706 - ied (07/09/2014) [-]
wtf do you mean make it
im not selling it to anyone else
i have saved it for you
i dont care when you get it, asling as you actually get it
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User avatar #3709 to #3707 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
i have 1500 and ill give you other stuff. why is that so bad?
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User avatar #3708 to #3707 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
you can unsave it, i don't wanna keep picking iron and i could use all the iron i already have
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User avatar #3705 to #3704 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
***** i can't pick anymore, i hate picking ore and no one is selling
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User avatar #3703 - tibtibs (07/09/2014) [-]
Iron is too precious.
But d-onor already helped me out. Thanks though man
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#3684 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
How many tokens for weed?
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User avatar #3685 to #3684 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
idk how much theyre really worth in tokens, and it also depends on how much i want the weed. like ones i don't already have, like bubblegum, ill pay more for
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#3686 to #3685 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
See which of my dupes you need/want
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User avatar #3687 to #3686 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
id want easy rider the most out of your dupes
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#3688 to #3687 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
What would you offer in tokens?
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User avatar #3689 to #3688 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
idk what is or isn't fair... what were you thinking?
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#3690 to #3689 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
I honestly have no idea!
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User avatar #3691 to #3690 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
do you think 5000 points of tokens is enough? just put a number out there
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#3692 to #3691 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
Wanna ask the board?
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User avatar #3693 to #3692 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
ill do 7500 right now, but if you ask the board it could go either way. im fine with whatever tho
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#3694 to #3693 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
I guess that'll work. If you have one, could you throw in a gem recipe? If not, no big deal, I just really need them
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User avatar #3695 to #3694 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
sure, i can do that
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#3698 to #3695 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks so much
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User avatar #3699 to #3698 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
no problem, thanks for adding to my collection
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#3700 to #3699 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
Anytime! I'll keep you in mind next time I get more
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User avatar #3701 to #3700 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
ill definitely still be buying
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#3702 to #3701 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
Sounds good! I'm gonna head off to bed, see you around!
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#3696 to #3695 - murderouswaffle (07/04/2014) [-]
Awesome bro, thanks
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User avatar #3697 to #3696 - magikarpforlife (07/04/2014) [-]
good stuff bro
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User avatar #3682 - idrinkslurm (07/03/2014) [-]
sorry dude, i dont wanna get rid of uniques
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User avatar #3683 to #3682 - magikarpforlife (07/03/2014) [-]
what if i can give you a unique back?
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User avatar #3675 - trilluminati (07/02/2014) [-]
how many soul keepers for a white widow?
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User avatar #3676 to #3675 - magikarpforlife (07/02/2014) [-]
how many do you think is fair?
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User avatar #3679 to #3676 - trilluminati (07/02/2014) [-]
no idea, but 100 sounds cool for me
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User avatar #3681 to #3679 - magikarpforlife (07/02/2014) [-]
i just did that deal with someone who claimed to be you. was it?
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User avatar #3680 to #3679 - magikarpforlife (07/02/2014) [-]
do you have a white widow? I tried to find it and it wasn't there
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User avatar #3673 - infinitereaper (06/30/2014) [-]
Willing to trade weed for weed?
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User avatar #3674 to #3673 - magikarpforlife (06/30/2014) [-]
No, I'm collecting weed
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