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Date Signed Up:4/07/2014
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#312 - **magicexplain used "*roll picture*"** **magicexplain rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on The Facts +4
#378 - blowbags (22 hours ago) [-]
I wish that was an intentional image and not a rolled one - suits the comment ;)
#426 - If you could be anyone's fart whose would it be?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... 0
#492 - shouldibedoingthis (01/07/2016) [-]
Kristin Chenowith's, I feel like it would just be a squeak
#118 - **magicexplain used "*roll picture*"** **magicexplain rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on That was a bit too... +30
#159 - djmaryhikineet (01/05/2016) [-]
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**djmaryhikineet rolled image**You sick bastards
#117 - **magicexplain used "*roll picture*"** **magicexplain rolle…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on That was a bit too... +4
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#146 - bodox (01/05/2016) [-]
Said the guy who rolled a pic
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#147 - bodox (01/05/2016) [-]
Did i defend mudkipfucker?
God damnit....just fuckin kill me now...
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#148 - bodox (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh thank god, i did not
#118 - I can't ever go back to hooters since my ex works there. Not t… 01/05/2016 on Mild concern +1
#93 - This is like saying west borrow baptist church represents all … 12/30/2015 on really? -5
#9 - 52 pick up. Face up shuffling. By opening all your chakras and… 12/26/2015 on I'm good at magic 0
#5 - The answer you are looking for is "yes."  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on I'm good at magic +1
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#6 - tittylovin (12/24/2015) [-]
Okay, so which method of shuffling is the fastest and most random? Which is most conducive to cheating?
What's the easiest way begin to learn sleight of hand tricks?
Why does Mark Rosewater hate red so much?
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#9 - magicexplain (12/26/2015) [-]
52 pick up. Face up shuffling. By opening all your chakras and its just an act
#1 - **magicexplain used "*roll picture*"** **magicexplain rolle…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2015 on I'm good at magic +3
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#4 - tittylovin (12/24/2015) [-]
What kind of magic? Like stage magic? Occult magic? Or the trading card game?

#5 - magicexplain (12/24/2015) [-]
The answer you are looking for is "yes."
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#6 - tittylovin (12/24/2015) [-]
Okay, so which method of shuffling is the fastest and most random? Which is most conducive to cheating?
What's the easiest way begin to learn sleight of hand tricks?
Why does Mark Rosewater hate red so much?
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#9 - magicexplain (12/26/2015) [-]
52 pick up. Face up shuffling. By opening all your chakras and its just an act
#63 - Yes you are correct but he had lewy body dementia also and a w… 12/23/2015 on Jason 0
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User avatar #45 - weinersack (10/24/2015) [-]
are you a wizard?
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User avatar #44 - potatot ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
hi
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#42 - anon (08/28/2015) [-]
Hello! Do you explain magic?
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User avatar #43 to #42 - magicexplain (08/29/2015) [-]
You're not going to remember to check this anon
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User avatar #41 - sciencexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
bro

BRO

i need your Skype, helpful has a KILLER idea but we need you
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#37 - thethirddoctor ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Explain this **** !
Explain this **** !
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#38 to #37 - thethirddoctor ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
This is also pretty magical.
This is also pretty magical.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - magicexplain (05/13/2015) [-]
He looks British and those guys are evil... Black magic?
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User avatar #40 to #39 - thethirddoctor ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Wow, that's it! They are British.
Although Jo is my companion though.
Colour me impressed.
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#36 - tarabostes (04/03/2015) [-]
You chose an awesome name!
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#35 - fedoralover (03/14/2015) [-]
But i thought you didn't had to explain shyt cuz it was magic
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#34 - knightgiver (02/22/2015) [-]
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#32 - molestedbeggar (02/12/2015) [-]
explain this card to me and why it isn't too broken.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - magicexplain (02/12/2015) [-]
Because of your dank ms paint skills
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User avatar #31 to #29 - ggmmaann (02/04/2015) [-]
its perfect for you
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User avatar #30 to #29 - magicexplain (02/04/2015) [-]
Black magic!
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User avatar #27 - cantexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
Do you explain illusions or like "real" magic? Or fantasy magic maybe? Cause real magic isn't a real thing, or so they say
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#28 to #27 - magicexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
We are a lot alike you and I.. Brother!
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User avatar #23 - valkarian (01/09/2015) [-]
Hey magicexplain do you know anything about wordcasters in pathfinder?
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User avatar #24 to #23 - magicexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
No try dndexplain
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User avatar #25 to #24 - valkarian (01/09/2015) [-]
thank you
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User avatar #20 - gugek (12/07/2014) [-]
Good afternoon! Have a great day today
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#14 - Hitcher (12/07/2014) [-]
Is this who you really are irl
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User avatar #15 to #14 - magicexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
What ever do you mean?
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User avatar #17 to #16 - magicexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
Shhhhh let's just not talk about it
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User avatar #11 - europe (12/01/2014) [-]
So how does summoning work
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User avatar #12 to #11 - magicexplain (12/01/2014) [-]
you just type "magicexplain" in a comment and I will be there withing 48 hours..
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#18 to #12 - anon (12/07/2014) [-]
magicexplain
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User avatar #19 to #18 - magicexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
yessss?
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User avatar #13 to #12 - europe (12/02/2014) [-]
:c
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#10 to #9 - magicexplain (11/30/2014) [-]
you understand me
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User avatar #7 - ablakguy (11/23/2014) [-]
Ok magicexplain. Why do kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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User avatar #8 to #7 - magicexplain (11/23/2014) [-]
Because if you read the ingredients they put in crack cocaine
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User avatar #2 - badmonkey ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm surprised and frankly quite disappointed that your comment history doesn't consist entirely of_ It's magic, I ain't gonna explain **** ._
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User avatar #3 to #2 - magicexplain (08/17/2014) [-]
I feel sad you are disappointed in me but... I'm magic explain I don't have to explain myself to you!
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