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#98496 - Fair enough. Suddenly I feel I might multi-task too much.. 11/04/2013 on Social Board 0
#98494 - C'mon, you have to have _some__ habits while browsing  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #98495 - ferrettamer (11/04/2013) [-]
No. If I need to use the desk to write or something I take my laptop off of it. I hardly ever eat while using the computer and I only occasionally drink water by it. Don't smoke or anything so yeah. I occasionally play Xbox while sitting near the computer, but I only sit near it to listen to music.
User avatar #98496 - maggotinfantry (11/04/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Suddenly I feel I might multi-task too much..
#98492 - So, ITT: What we're usually doing at our computers. 9 time…  [+] (49 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #98540 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Fucking alexanderburns
User avatar #98541 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
u wish
User avatar #98583 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
ur illogical
#98561 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Despite that, it's not too bad.

You do look like a massive faggot tho.
User avatar #98562 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]

I dislike my eyebrows.
User avatar #98565 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Your left eyebrow does look a bir weird.
The other one looks like a thick marker.
Hue.

Also, I bet your eyebrows dislike you too, so don't sweat it.
User avatar #98566 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
Dear god, they look totally different from one another in that pic.
User avatar #98568 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
2bad ur not european master raec lel
User avatar #98569 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
pfft
User avatar #98571 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
btw, is it natural?
User avatar #98572 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
They aren't actually different from each other, it's the angle and maybe the cam. Really, they both look like my left does in that pic but less thick. I had to go to a mirror and check. This is weird as shit.
User avatar #98573 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
I meant your hair stoopid.

Blonde is master race, but I dunno how I'd look with other colours. I was wondering if I should colour mine some day. Most likely when I move out, but eh.
User avatar #98574 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
Sorry, dem eyebrows r freaky.

Yup, natural beauty.
>blonde
>master race

ele
User avatar #98575 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
ye, looks liek som1 shat on yer head lel.

Then wiped deir asshole across your faec to maek dem eyebrows.
User avatar #98576 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
Beauty breeds jealousy
#98577 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
I suppose that explains your attitude towards me.
User avatar #98578 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
That doesn't even make sense.
User avatar #98579 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
I know, it's hard to think clear when you're blinded by jealousy~
User avatar #98580 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
So that's why you're not making any sense. Try to calm down so you can say something logical.
#98581 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
I did, you're the one who can't figure out how it makes sense.
User avatar #98582 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
There's nothing to figure out. It's simply illogical.
#98570 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #98567 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Yes, huehuehuehuehue.
#98542 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
and what if I did?
User avatar #98543 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
>implying it's a question whether or not you do
User avatar #98544 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
ur avoiding teh question lel
User avatar #98545 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
"Avoiding" is such a strong word
User avatar #98546 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
It is indeed and it fits perfectly.
User avatar #98547 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
#98548 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Alex, anser pliz
User avatar #98549 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
maybe later
User avatar #98550 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
I'm just going to conclude that you're a faggot who would like my butt.
k then.
User avatar #98551 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
You shouldn't jump to conclusions.
User avatar #98552 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
You shouldn't avoid questions.
User avatar #98553 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
I've never found it to be detrimental.
#98554 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Post your irl.
I forgot how much of a faggot you looked like.
User avatar #98556 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/hating/134731#134731
bleh. I really gotta work on my picture taking skills.
User avatar #98557 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Hahaha.
Dem downvotes tho.
You remind me of that guy that the internet loves.
Oh right, Bill Nye.
User avatar #98558 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]

It's cuz irl on /hating/
Bill Nye aint got shit on me
User avatar #98559 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
ur nose seems big tho
User avatar #98560 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
meh.
User avatar #98516 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
Fucking bitches
User avatar #98507 - DCat (11/04/2013) [-]
Depends if I'm on my Desktop, or Laptop.

If I'm on my Desktop, I'm usually switching inputs between my PC and one of my consoles.

If I'm on my laptop, doing laptop stuff I guess
User avatar #98498 - teoberry (11/04/2013) [-]
You look like the type of guy who shouldn't be allowed to own a firearm
#98500 - unitedabominations (11/04/2013) [-]
^
User avatar #98493 - ferrettamer (11/04/2013) [-]
Using the computer
User avatar #98494 - maggotinfantry (11/04/2013) [-]
C'mon, you have to have _some__ habits while browsing
User avatar #98495 - ferrettamer (11/04/2013) [-]
No. If I need to use the desk to write or something I take my laptop off of it. I hardly ever eat while using the computer and I only occasionally drink water by it. Don't smoke or anything so yeah. I occasionally play Xbox while sitting near the computer, but I only sit near it to listen to music.
User avatar #98496 - maggotinfantry (11/04/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Suddenly I feel I might multi-task too much..
#7 - Because sometimes they do? Because robberies and murders total…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on A lesson 0
#8 - pettttter (10/19/2013) [-]
>if im awake my glock is never more then ten feet away from me
okay you're american, I can see why this seem "normal" to you.
#5 - How is that paranoid?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2013 on A lesson 0
#6 - pettttter (10/18/2013) [-]
why would someone think a fucking murder would break into your hous?
User avatar #7 - maggotinfantry (10/18/2013) [-]
Because sometimes they do? Because robberies and murders totally don't ever happen. Hell, if I'm awake my Glock is never more than ten feet away from me. Every victim goes through life thinking it will never happen to them, until it does. Just sayin'
#8 - pettttter (10/19/2013) [-]
>if im awake my glock is never more then ten feet away from me
okay you're american, I can see why this seem "normal" to you.
#96948 - AK/Glock pride. My ***** 10/17/2013 on Social Board 0
#96947 - Eh, why the hell not. 1. Where are you living/ Hattiesbur… 10/17/2013 on Social Board +1
#96 - Comment deleted 05/03/2013 on Not even beta 0
#104 - **** my ancestors. All I need is Jesus' approval. 05/03/2013 on You either die a hero... +6
#76068 - Not a secret, but I would do absolutely shamefully disgustingl… 04/24/2013 on Social Board 0

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User avatar #20 to #19 - maggotinfantry (10/08/2012) [-]
What the actual **** man
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lol idk me and cheese where up late and we thought it was funny
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