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maggotinfantry

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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:8/06/2011
Last Login:3/01/2014
Location:Hattiesburg MS
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#98494 - C'mon, you have to have _some__ habits while browsing  [+] (2 replies) 11/04/2013 on Social Board 0
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#98495 - ferrettamer (11/04/2013) [-]
No. If I need to use the desk to write or something I take my laptop off of it. I hardly ever eat while using the computer and I only occasionally drink water by it. Don't smoke or anything so yeah. I occasionally play Xbox while sitting near the computer, but I only sit near it to listen to music.
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#98496 - maggotinfantry (11/04/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Suddenly I feel I might multi-task too much..
#98492 - So, ITT: What we're usually doing at our computers. 9 time…  [+] (49 replies) 11/04/2013 on Social Board 0
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#98540 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Fucking alexanderburns
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#98541 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
u wish
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#98583 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
ur illogical
#98561 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Despite that, it's not too bad.

You do look like a massive faggot tho.
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#98562 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]

I dislike my eyebrows.
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#98565 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Your left eyebrow does look a bir weird.
The other one looks like a thick marker.
Hue.

Also, I bet your eyebrows dislike you too, so don't sweat it.
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#98566 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
Dear god, they look totally different from one another in that pic.
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#98568 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
2bad ur not european master raec lel
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#98569 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
pfft
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#98571 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
btw, is it natural?
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#98572 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
They aren't actually different from each other, it's the angle and maybe the cam. Really, they both look like my left does in that pic but less thick. I had to go to a mirror and check. This is weird as shit.
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#98573 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
I meant your hair stoopid.

Blonde is master race, but I dunno how I'd look with other colours. I was wondering if I should colour mine some day. Most likely when I move out, but eh.
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#98574 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
Sorry, dem eyebrows r freaky.

Yup, natural beauty.
>blonde
>master race

ele
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#98575 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
ye, looks liek som1 shat on yer head lel.

Then wiped deir asshole across your faec to maek dem eyebrows.
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#98576 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
Beauty breeds jealousy
#98577 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
I suppose that explains your attitude towards me.
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#98578 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
That doesn't even make sense.
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#98579 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
I know, it's hard to think clear when you're blinded by jealousy~
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#98580 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
So that's why you're not making any sense. Try to calm down so you can say something logical.
#98581 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
I did, you're the one who can't figure out how it makes sense.
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#98582 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
There's nothing to figure out. It's simply illogical.
#98570 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
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#98567 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Yes, huehuehuehuehue.
#98542 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
and what if I did?
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#98543 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
>implying it's a question whether or not you do
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#98544 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
ur avoiding teh question lel
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#98545 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
"Avoiding" is such a strong word
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#98546 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
It is indeed and it fits perfectly.
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#98547 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
#98548 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Alex, anser pliz
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#98549 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
maybe later
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#98550 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
I'm just going to conclude that you're a faggot who would like my butt.
k then.
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#98551 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
You shouldn't jump to conclusions.
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#98552 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
You shouldn't avoid questions.
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#98553 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
I've never found it to be detrimental.
#98554 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Post your irl.
I forgot how much of a faggot you looked like.
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#98556 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/hating/134731#134731
bleh. I really gotta work on my picture taking skills.
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#98557 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
Hahaha.
Dem downvotes tho.
You remind me of that guy that the internet loves.
Oh right, Bill Nye.
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#98558 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]

It's cuz irl on /hating/
Bill Nye aint got shit on me
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#98559 - tylosaurus (11/04/2013) [-]
ur nose seems big tho
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#98560 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
meh.
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#98516 - alexanderburns (11/04/2013) [-]
Fucking bitches
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#98507 - DCat (11/04/2013) [-]
Depends if I'm on my Desktop, or Laptop.

If I'm on my Desktop, I'm usually switching inputs between my PC and one of my consoles.

If I'm on my laptop, doing laptop stuff I guess
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#98498 - teoberry (11/04/2013) [-]
You look like the type of guy who shouldn't be allowed to own a firearm
#98500 - unitedabominations (11/04/2013) [-]
^
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#98493 - ferrettamer (11/04/2013) [-]
Using the computer
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#98494 - maggotinfantry (11/04/2013) [-]
C'mon, you have to have _some__ habits while browsing
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#98495 - ferrettamer (11/04/2013) [-]
No. If I need to use the desk to write or something I take my laptop off of it. I hardly ever eat while using the computer and I only occasionally drink water by it. Don't smoke or anything so yeah. I occasionally play Xbox while sitting near the computer, but I only sit near it to listen to music.
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#98496 - maggotinfantry (11/04/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Suddenly I feel I might multi-task too much..
#7 - Because sometimes they do? Because robberies and murders total…  [+] (1 reply) 10/18/2013 on A lesson 0
#8 - pettttter (10/19/2013) [-]
>if im awake my glock is never more then ten feet away from me
okay you're american, I can see why this seem "normal" to you.
#5 - How is that paranoid?  [+] (3 replies) 10/18/2013 on A lesson 0
#6 - pettttter (10/18/2013) [-]
why would someone think a fucking murder would break into your hous?
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#7 - maggotinfantry (10/18/2013) [-]
Because sometimes they do? Because robberies and murders totally don't ever happen. Hell, if I'm awake my Glock is never more than ten feet away from me. Every victim goes through life thinking it will never happen to them, until it does. Just sayin'
#8 - pettttter (10/19/2013) [-]
>if im awake my glock is never more then ten feet away from me
okay you're american, I can see why this seem "normal" to you.