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#3 - With you on that.  [+] (17 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Yoga pants season +2
User avatar #4 - swimmingprodigy (10/05/2013) [-]
I always give the argument that how can you like asses more than tits, when tits are basically the same thing (in terms of shape) just more interesting (nipples) and nicer to touch (so soft)
User avatar #5 - magelick (10/05/2013) [-]
The nipples are always what sells it for me, those bastards are perfect.
User avatar #6 - swimmingprodigy (10/05/2013) [-]
I love it when they're as close to round as possible. Dont have to be big, even B's are good, but if theyre round and stick out a decent amount. Insta-boner
User avatar #7 - magelick (10/05/2013) [-]
But those bras, man, they're full of lies.
User avatar #8 - swimmingprodigy (10/05/2013) [-]
luckily i've learned over the years how to pick them out. But I know how deceiving they can be if you guess wrong. The let down man.
User avatar #9 - magelick (10/05/2013) [-]
Jus' like a bag of Lays.
User avatar #10 - swimmingprodigy (10/05/2013) [-]
sometimes it's even worse and they're tissues or socks. The worst is 2 bras
User avatar #11 - magelick (10/05/2013) [-]
Shit's depressing.. Like your dreams go out with the truth.

Gotta do a ninja feel-test.
User avatar #12 - swimmingprodigy (10/05/2013) [-]
that's bad, feels test is a no no until you get an ok.
Best you can do is hope and pray, and rely on basic instincts. If she has a 26 inch waist, you can bet your ass those aren't really Ds
User avatar #13 - magelick (10/05/2013) [-]
Well, I hardly seen anyone around here anywhere close to Ds.
Bs all around, and pointy ones at that.
And if I do so any better, it's always been lies.
So I gotta feel.
User avatar #14 - swimmingprodigy (10/05/2013) [-]
one time in high school I was with a girl who had DDs. And they didnt just look like em in a push up bra, they were real. I felt and saw them. Big as my face, ridiculous.


Other than that ya, just A's and B's all around
User avatar #15 - magelick (10/05/2013) [-]
Well, gotta do with what we got.
User avatar #16 - swimmingprodigy (10/05/2013) [-]
gotta make do :/
User avatar #17 - magelick (10/05/2013) [-]
Go out into the world..and find, the perfect tits.
User avatar #18 - swimmingprodigy (10/05/2013) [-]
I have seen them, but could only view them clothed. Sadly the nicest breasts I've ever seen were some very perky Bs, but not entirely to my liking.
Ahh well
User avatar #19 - magelick (10/05/2013) [-]
I've only seen one or two pretty amazing pairs, sadly not for long.
But hell if I'm finished with that search.
User avatar #20 - swimmingprodigy (10/05/2013) [-]
never giving up
#2 - Upper right corner 08/04/2013 on Horse Play 0
#82 - "The World's Not Waiting (For Five Tired Boys In A Broken… 08/04/2013 on the world is a vampire 0
#38 - Those tears... Now I have something to dip my cookies… 07/28/2013 on Getting the last slice 0
#36 - Well that's too bad  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Getting the last slice 0
#37 - juuru (07/27/2013) [-]
#38 - magelick (07/28/2013) [-]
Those tears...

Now I have something to dip my cookies in

Thank you kindly.
#16 - My, my..well, at least I still have my cookies..  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Getting the last slice +1
#30 - juuru (07/26/2013) [-]
but... I needed those cookies
#36 - magelick (07/27/2013) [-]
Well that's too bad
#37 - juuru (07/27/2013) [-]
#38 - magelick (07/28/2013) [-]
Those tears...

Now I have something to dip my cookies in

Thank you kindly.
#17 - toasterattack (07/26/2013) [-]
**toasterattack rolled a random image posted in comment #452727 at Pokemon ** this picture is related to cats and we know it
#69 - I usually do have that effect, mhmn. 07/22/2013 on Thanks Funnyjunk (read... 0
#66 - You insult the bisexuals right here, saying they can't love pe…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Thanks Funnyjunk (read... 0
User avatar #68 - painispleasure (07/22/2013) [-]
that's gross. that's a gross way of living. i actually feel a bit sick.
User avatar #69 - magelick (07/22/2013) [-]
I usually do have that effect, mhmn.
#63 - If I liked them enough, sure.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Thanks Funnyjunk (read... 0
User avatar #65 - painispleasure (07/22/2013) [-]
so you would fuck a dude, in a dress, who was sporting both a meat and tackle and a fish avalanche, and you wouldn't have a problem with having sex with that? hang on, i was wrong, pansexual isn't bisexual, pansexual, is fucking gross. but in all seriousness, if you took some big arse fucking builder, took him home and he whipped out a dick and a vag, you would happily fuck him, and have no reversations about how utterly fucked up that is?
User avatar #66 - magelick (07/22/2013) [-]
You insult the bisexuals right here, saying they can't love people..People are people, no matter how fucked up they seem.. The weirder the better to me. I see nothing wrong with it if they like who they are. I know I'm pretty sick, but I'm cool with that. And as I said, if I liked them, hell yeh I'd tear them up^^.
User avatar #68 - painispleasure (07/22/2013) [-]
that's gross. that's a gross way of living. i actually feel a bit sick.
User avatar #69 - magelick (07/22/2013) [-]
I usually do have that effect, mhmn.
#61 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Thanks Funnyjunk (read... 0
User avatar #62 - painispleasure (07/22/2013) [-]
so tell me, as a "pansexual", would you fuck a tranny with a cock and a vag?
User avatar #63 - magelick (07/22/2013) [-]
If I liked them enough, sure.
User avatar #65 - painispleasure (07/22/2013) [-]
so you would fuck a dude, in a dress, who was sporting both a meat and tackle and a fish avalanche, and you wouldn't have a problem with having sex with that? hang on, i was wrong, pansexual isn't bisexual, pansexual, is fucking gross. but in all seriousness, if you took some big arse fucking builder, took him home and he whipped out a dick and a vag, you would happily fuck him, and have no reversations about how utterly fucked up that is?
User avatar #66 - magelick (07/22/2013) [-]
You insult the bisexuals right here, saying they can't love people..People are people, no matter how fucked up they seem.. The weirder the better to me. I see nothing wrong with it if they like who they are. I know I'm pretty sick, but I'm cool with that. And as I said, if I liked them, hell yeh I'd tear them up^^.
User avatar #68 - painispleasure (07/22/2013) [-]
that's gross. that's a gross way of living. i actually feel a bit sick.
User avatar #69 - magelick (07/22/2013) [-]
I usually do have that effect, mhmn.
#57 - Ahhh, I'm a pani [pansexual].. And I get so ****** …  [+] (10 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Thanks Funnyjunk (read... 0
User avatar #58 - painispleasure (07/22/2013) [-]
sorry, you're a pansexaul, which means you can fall in love with anyone, right? so you're bisexual. you're nothing special, you're just bi. saying that you're saying pansexual, is basically just insulting people. it implies that bisexual's don't fall in love. seriously, you don't need a word for yourself. you're bi. get over it.
#74 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
No, it means he's pansexual. He can fall in love with horses, trees, lamps, deadly neurotoxin, GLaDOS, the Jefferson Memorial, Nether portals, Russian T-44s, Opux Luxury Yachts, sashimono etc.
#72 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
preach it!
#61 - magelick (07/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 - painispleasure (07/22/2013) [-]
so tell me, as a "pansexual", would you fuck a tranny with a cock and a vag?
User avatar #63 - magelick (07/22/2013) [-]
If I liked them enough, sure.
User avatar #65 - painispleasure (07/22/2013) [-]
so you would fuck a dude, in a dress, who was sporting both a meat and tackle and a fish avalanche, and you wouldn't have a problem with having sex with that? hang on, i was wrong, pansexual isn't bisexual, pansexual, is fucking gross. but in all seriousness, if you took some big arse fucking builder, took him home and he whipped out a dick and a vag, you would happily fuck him, and have no reversations about how utterly fucked up that is?
User avatar #66 - magelick (07/22/2013) [-]
You insult the bisexuals right here, saying they can't love people..People are people, no matter how fucked up they seem.. The weirder the better to me. I see nothing wrong with it if they like who they are. I know I'm pretty sick, but I'm cool with that. And as I said, if I liked them, hell yeh I'd tear them up^^.
User avatar #68 - painispleasure (07/22/2013) [-]
that's gross. that's a gross way of living. i actually feel a bit sick.
User avatar #69 - magelick (07/22/2013) [-]
I usually do have that effect, mhmn.
#5378647 - But a bicycle only holds one.. 07/21/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#76 - Same here 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
#74 - That Miku face was all too tempting  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
User avatar #75 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
well now im glad i used it
User avatar #76 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
Same here
#72 - Wicked.. And likewise  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
User avatar #73 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
and also you dont seem antisocial i mean i said no one loved me then you started talking back
User avatar #74 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
That Miku face was all too tempting
User avatar #75 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
well now im glad i used it
User avatar #76 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
Same here
#70 - The barbie girl type, I've taken on a lot of them..They're all…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
User avatar #71 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
haha cool so you do seem like the perfect friend
User avatar #72 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
Wicked.. And likewise
User avatar #73 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
and also you dont seem antisocial i mean i said no one loved me then you started talking back
User avatar #74 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
That Miku face was all too tempting
User avatar #75 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
well now im glad i used it
User avatar #76 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
Same here
#67 - But I'm a chick, and usually chicks move in herds.. And mo…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
User avatar #68 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
i have a group of friends and most guys and girls that live around here are like you jock guys and barbie girls type
User avatar #70 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
The barbie girl type, I've taken on a lot of them..They're all hair and nails~ But I live around real ghetto kids..so we're, for the most part, pretty chill.


User avatar #71 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
haha cool so you do seem like the perfect friend
User avatar #72 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
Wicked.. And likewise
User avatar #73 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
and also you dont seem antisocial i mean i said no one loved me then you started talking back
User avatar #74 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
That Miku face was all too tempting
User avatar #75 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
well now im glad i used it
User avatar #76 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
Same here
#65 - Same here! I'm antisocial to the max.. And it's no good w…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
User avatar #66 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
haha your like the perfect friend for me im very antisocial and it feels weird because im a guy and guys shouldn't be like that but i just hate talking to some people
User avatar #67 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
But I'm a chick, and usually chicks move in herds..
And most of them irritate me.. Usually, people and I speak a different language^^;
User avatar #68 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
i have a group of friends and most guys and girls that live around here are like you jock guys and barbie girls type
User avatar #70 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
The barbie girl type, I've taken on a lot of them..They're all hair and nails~ But I live around real ghetto kids..so we're, for the most part, pretty chill.


User avatar #71 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
haha cool so you do seem like the perfect friend
User avatar #72 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
Wicked.. And likewise
User avatar #73 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
and also you dont seem antisocial i mean i said no one loved me then you started talking back
User avatar #74 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
That Miku face was all too tempting
User avatar #75 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
well now im glad i used it
User avatar #76 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
Same here
#63 - We've reached the end of that comment line~ And yus, …  [+] (12 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
User avatar #64 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
i hate being around people thats why i like night the only time i get to my self
User avatar #65 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
Same here! I'm antisocial to the max..
And it's no good when I do go out with people..
User avatar #66 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
haha your like the perfect friend for me im very antisocial and it feels weird because im a guy and guys shouldn't be like that but i just hate talking to some people
User avatar #67 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
But I'm a chick, and usually chicks move in herds..
And most of them irritate me.. Usually, people and I speak a different language^^;
User avatar #68 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
i have a group of friends and most guys and girls that live around here are like you jock guys and barbie girls type
User avatar #70 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
The barbie girl type, I've taken on a lot of them..They're all hair and nails~ But I live around real ghetto kids..so we're, for the most part, pretty chill.


User avatar #71 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
haha cool so you do seem like the perfect friend
User avatar #72 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
Wicked.. And likewise
User avatar #73 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
and also you dont seem antisocial i mean i said no one loved me then you started talking back
User avatar #74 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
That Miku face was all too tempting
User avatar #75 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
well now im glad i used it
User avatar #76 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
Same here
#61 - I shouldn't even be up at such an hour.. But I have …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
User avatar #62 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
you stay up to? im more of a night person my self im still up from before its now 11 am for me
#56 - So cute.. *Q* Sorry late reply...went to go take Bull…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
User avatar #59 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
lol every body has things to do so yea i guess so
User avatar #61 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
I shouldn't even be up at such an hour..

But I have to be at a certain farm house later,
So I figured, why sleep?
User avatar #62 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
you stay up to? im more of a night person my self im still up from before its now 11 am for me
#51 - ヘ(;´Д`ヘ) Th- the.. sad truth...  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
#53 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
sorry i forgot to post the cutest cat girl dance
#56 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
So cute.. *Q*

Sorry late reply...went to go take Bulldog on a walk~
Forgive me?
User avatar #59 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
lol every body has things to do so yea i guess so
User avatar #61 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
I shouldn't even be up at such an hour..

But I have to be at a certain farm house later,
So I figured, why sleep?
User avatar #62 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
you stay up to? im more of a night person my self im still up from before its now 11 am for me
#52 - slycappe has deleted their comment.
#48 - You bet your sweet ass they are [Azunyan though :3]  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
#49 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
every time you spend money on war is money not spent on makeing cat girls real for ownership
#51 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
ヘ(;´Д`ヘ) Th- the.. sad truth...
#53 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
sorry i forgot to post the cutest cat girl dance
#56 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
So cute.. *Q*

Sorry late reply...went to go take Bulldog on a walk~
Forgive me?
User avatar #59 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
lol every body has things to do so yea i guess so
User avatar #61 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
I shouldn't even be up at such an hour..

But I have to be at a certain farm house later,
So I figured, why sleep?
User avatar #62 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
you stay up to? im more of a night person my self im still up from before its now 11 am for me
#52 - slycappe has deleted their comment.
#46 - I- I jus'- I love cute things!!!~ *0* Cat girls~ Kawaii na~  [+] (10 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
#47 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
cat girls are on of the cutest things
#48 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet ass they are

[Azunyan though :3]
#49 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
every time you spend money on war is money not spent on makeing cat girls real for ownership
#51 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
ヘ(;´Д`ヘ) Th- the.. sad truth...
#53 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
sorry i forgot to post the cutest cat girl dance
#56 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
So cute.. *Q*

Sorry late reply...went to go take Bulldog on a walk~
Forgive me?
User avatar #59 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
lol every body has things to do so yea i guess so
User avatar #61 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
I shouldn't even be up at such an hour..

But I have to be at a certain farm house later,
So I figured, why sleep?
User avatar #62 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
you stay up to? im more of a night person my self im still up from before its now 11 am for me
#52 - slycappe has deleted their comment.
#42 - °•(>̯┌┐<)•°kyåa˚°º  [+] (12 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Insert heart here 0
#45 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
what to cute
#46 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
I- I jus'- I love cute things!!!~ *0*

Cat girls~ Kawaii na~
#47 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
cat girls are on of the cutest things
#48 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet ass they are

[Azunyan though :3]
#49 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
every time you spend money on war is money not spent on makeing cat girls real for ownership
#51 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
ヘ(;´Д`ヘ) Th- the.. sad truth...
#53 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
sorry i forgot to post the cutest cat girl dance
#56 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
So cute.. *Q*

Sorry late reply...went to go take Bulldog on a walk~
Forgive me?
User avatar #59 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
lol every body has things to do so yea i guess so
User avatar #61 - magelick (07/20/2013) [-]
I shouldn't even be up at such an hour..

But I have to be at a certain farm house later,
So I figured, why sleep?
User avatar #62 - slycappe (07/20/2013) [-]
you stay up to? im more of a night person my self im still up from before its now 11 am for me
#52 - slycappe has deleted their comment.
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