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An assortment of carbon-based molecules modelled into various tissues, which managed to form a humanoid organism. Cut me open and take a look if you don't believe me.

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What I do is just eat twice a day, and if you need to have a snack in between. I personally like a sliced tomato with a little salt sprinkled on it. Can also have the burger or whatever as long as you have a vegetable as well. Mix it up and don't eat a whole lot of carbs. Need to mix it up, is most important. If you have a cup of mixed vegetables with your steak and potatoes you won't take in as many calories as if you just have steak and potatoes. have candy or ice cream just don't go crazy with it, 2 or 3 times a week if you are working out. Less if not. To be fair this work for me because I don't care for candy, cake and all that stuff. I will have something every once in a while but I'm fine with not having any.