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#21 - and you didnt even link it 7 hours ago on don't do nice things +3
#31 - yo 10 hours ago on Memories 0
#25 - Picture 20 hours ago on Find this video plaese +1
#8 - ******** , all i have to do is catch a magikarp. 20 hours ago on Hyperbeam +4
#85 - i suddenly feel less sadness towards that photo  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on #thumbwhoring2 0
User avatar #86 - admiralen (20 hours ago) [-]
i feel i should mention she paid for the dogs release and a bunch of other things for him in advance with her own money before the charity got of the ground
#81 - wait the animal shelter? who'd he sue?  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on #thumbwhoring2 0
User avatar #82 - admiralen (20 hours ago) [-]
he sued the person who fixed the charity donation thing
User avatar #85 - madzombiie (20 hours ago) [-]
i suddenly feel less sadness towards that photo
User avatar #86 - admiralen (20 hours ago) [-]
i feel i should mention she paid for the dogs release and a bunch of other things for him in advance with her own money before the charity got of the ground
#9 - Im pretty sure someone gave the guy the money he needed to get…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/31/2015 on #thumbwhoring2 +6
User avatar #69 - admiralen (20 hours ago) [-]
and then he sued them
User avatar #81 - madzombiie (20 hours ago) [-]
wait the animal shelter? who'd he sue?
User avatar #82 - admiralen (20 hours ago) [-]
he sued the person who fixed the charity donation thing
User avatar #85 - madzombiie (20 hours ago) [-]
i suddenly feel less sadness towards that photo
User avatar #86 - admiralen (20 hours ago) [-]
i feel i should mention she paid for the dogs release and a bunch of other things for him in advance with her own money before the charity got of the ground
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i certainly fucking hope so. i want so badly for that to end well
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#101 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Drake gazes at his reflection in the lake; it looks sad. "How can I find her," he thinks, skimming a stone, "when I can't even find myself?"
#99 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
Drake is about to take the redemption shot in beer pong. He sighs, then walks away. "If she didnt give me a second chance, why should they?"
User avatar #100 to #99 - madzombiie ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
i will end your life
#95 - stripey (10/28/2014) [-]
At the hospital Drake sees a woman going in for heart surgery. He runs over and grabs her hand. "we'll get through this together," he whispers. "I know how bad a broken heart can hurt".
User avatar #96 to #95 - madzombiie ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
please no
snake did that and it murdered my sanity
#98 to #96 - stripey (10/28/2014) [-]
Disneyland. Winter. Drake studies a map of the theme park. "YOU ARE HERE", the sign reads.

"Yeah," Drake mutters. "But where is she?"
#97 to #96 - stripey (10/28/2014) [-]
Noon. A package is delivered through Drake's door. "FRAGILE HANDLE WITH CARE" has been stamped on it.

"A box for my heart," Drake whispers.
#89 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
At the antiques store, Drake finds a weathered jewellery box. "I could keep my heart in this," he thinks. "I could keep it safe forever."
User avatar #90 to #89 - madzombiie ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
jesus christ i couldnt be as gay as you are if i had a dick in my ass mouh and both hands
#93 to #90 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
The Weeknd smiles faintly, unsure. "It's so tough being in the spotlight all the time," Drake says. "Maybe I can be like your big brother?"

The Weeknd smiles faintly, unsure.
#92 to #90 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Drake, wrapped in a scarf and coat, walks alone down a frosty road. He looks up at a street lamp. At that exact moment, it flickers.
#91 to #90 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
A floorboard creaks. Somewhere upstairs, a door slams. Drake looks up from his cocoa. Every house is haunted when love leaves it, he thinks.
#88 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Drake climbs aboard a sailboat at the end of an old dock. "Where are you going?" a fisherman yells. "The horizon," Drake whispers.
#87 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
"Trick or treat!"

"No tricks, kids. Just treat her right," Drake says. He hands them an apple each and returns to his armchair.
#86 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
A rainy night, London. Drake hides from the world inside a red telephone box. He breathes on the glass, then draws a heart with his finger.
#85 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
The card machine beeps at the cashier. "I'm sorry sir, your card's been rejected."

Drake sighs, deeply. "That makes two of us," he mutters.
#84 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
As Drake rinses his hair, he stares at the bottle of Johnson & Johnson shampoo. "No more tears" it reads.

He sighs. "Maybe one day."
#83 - stripey (08/19/2014) [-]
**stripey rolled image** **** how do I into rolling
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#38 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #55 ** :
That's actually kinda cool.
#39 to #38 - madzombiie ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #81 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #1015454 ** :
Because no one will use it.

Wait, that's what we all said about the wiki. Coincidentally, how are the other wikis doing?
User avatar #80 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #10 ** :
Well then maybe I can help you in your bikini bottom, don't worry there's a plankton more where that came from ;)
User avatar #79 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #815 ** :
...Sauce?
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User avatar #77 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #97 ** :
about 3 weeks
#76 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
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>day off tomorrow
>want to be a useless ****


ITT: suggestions of shows/stuff to watch
User avatar #75 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #40 ** :
If the kid volunteered then they obviously want to learn, who the **** are you to question that? ...
User avatar #73 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #1966500 ** :
hmm well even if she is lying you'll find out eventually when she doesn't die. Then her deception will be on her not on you and you can leave knowing you are not like her and you are a better person.
User avatar #72 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #63 ** :
i want to nose **** this tiger
User avatar #71 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #13588 ** :
ca.pcpartpicker.com/p/DjMV23
Prices are in canadian.
User avatar #70 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #1026122 ** :
wait
saints row put heists in gta?
User avatar #69 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #1964502 ** :
No, I meant margaery
User avatar #68 to #39 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**venomousvalentine rolled comment #35 ** :
Man, you cant tell the retards that its bait!
Good one regardless.
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#47 to #46 - madzombiie ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
**madzombiie rolled image** well without a heart he should be.
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User avatar #55 to #54 - madzombiie ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
*roll ****** *
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User avatar #32 to #31 - madzombiie ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
thank you
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