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#98 - Is that really how people think? No wonder the world looks the… 10/27/2015 on Friends help a guy out on... +17
#46 - I understand what the OP meant. My comment (which wasn't bait …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2015 on Adventures of God EXTRA -2
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#63 - kaiserdjg (10/27/2015) [-]
and i would want them to eat me because i would not be there to feed them and i hope they would survive past my passing
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#61 - meganinja (10/27/2015) [-]
No, people didn't get it because it was an awful joke.
#44 - Comment deleted 10/27/2015 on Adventures of God EXTRA 0
#38 - It wasn't a bait, you meme posting bafoon, I really don't thin…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/27/2015 on Adventures of God EXTRA 0
#91 - buddywuggle (10/28/2015) [-]
So you are saying that because they ate that lady, who was their only source of food, and unable to feed them due to being dead, that cats are selfish? Not to mention they were trapped in her rachet ass house with no escape. It was eat the woman who devoted her life to feeding you anyway, or cannibalize each other. If you wouldn't do the same as those cats in their position, you have some serious mental issues.
#41 - luciuseternal (10/27/2015) [-]
Well, if it wasn't bait it sure was laid out as one.

But yeah, your points are valid, I give you that, and I also do not believe Heaven and/or Hell exists, or any form of afterlife for that matter. But I do not have any evidence to prove one way or the other, hence I leave the debate of life-after-death scenarios to other people.

But even if your points are valid, tongue wagging about theological opinions (which wasn't even the point of kaiserdjg's comment, btw) when he merely states his affection to his pets in a funny way is just slightly annoying.

"Meme posting baffoon" Funny, I almost thought posting recycled memes was kinda the going currency in FJ.
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#46 - madjim (10/27/2015) [-]
I understand what the OP meant. My comment (which wasn't bait but non the less a joke) meant to point the irony in him caring so much for his cats when they'd probably just eat him, as well as mocking the idea of heaven and hell by saying that while he's worried that he wouldn't get his cats with him in heaven the reality of the matter is that heaven and hell don't exist and after his death he'd be reduced to a souless corps which his cats (for which he expressed so much care in his comment) would selfishly eat.

But I guess you're right: Unless I repost some over used meme, people on here wouldn't get the joke.
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#63 - kaiserdjg (10/27/2015) [-]
and i would want them to eat me because i would not be there to feed them and i hope they would survive past my passing
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#61 - meganinja (10/27/2015) [-]
No, people didn't get it because it was an awful joke.
#44 - madjim has deleted their comment.
#35 - What part upset you? The part where I said heaven and hell don…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/27/2015 on Adventures of God EXTRA -3
#36 - luciuseternal (10/27/2015) [-]
It's kinda funny how you expect me to be butthurt, bud. I was merely implying that your attempted bait was unsatisfactory at best and you need to up your game if you want spread analhurt.
#38 - madjim (10/27/2015) [-]
It wasn't a bait, you meme posting bafoon, I really don't think hell exist and cats are known for eating those weird cat-ladies after they die. You'd have a woman who has a bunch of cats and no humans in her life, she would die, months would pass before someone remembers of her existence and checks on her, and once they do they would find out that she had been eaten by her own cats.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2391223/Janet-Veal-56-gnawed-eaten-CATS-kitchen-floor-died.html
#91 - buddywuggle (10/28/2015) [-]
So you are saying that because they ate that lady, who was their only source of food, and unable to feed them due to being dead, that cats are selfish? Not to mention they were trapped in her rachet ass house with no escape. It was eat the woman who devoted her life to feeding you anyway, or cannibalize each other. If you wouldn't do the same as those cats in their position, you have some serious mental issues.
#41 - luciuseternal (10/27/2015) [-]
Well, if it wasn't bait it sure was laid out as one.

But yeah, your points are valid, I give you that, and I also do not believe Heaven and/or Hell exists, or any form of afterlife for that matter. But I do not have any evidence to prove one way or the other, hence I leave the debate of life-after-death scenarios to other people.

But even if your points are valid, tongue wagging about theological opinions (which wasn't even the point of kaiserdjg's comment, btw) when he merely states his affection to his pets in a funny way is just slightly annoying.

"Meme posting baffoon" Funny, I almost thought posting recycled memes was kinda the going currency in FJ.
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#46 - madjim (10/27/2015) [-]
I understand what the OP meant. My comment (which wasn't bait but non the less a joke) meant to point the irony in him caring so much for his cats when they'd probably just eat him, as well as mocking the idea of heaven and hell by saying that while he's worried that he wouldn't get his cats with him in heaven the reality of the matter is that heaven and hell don't exist and after his death he'd be reduced to a souless corps which his cats (for which he expressed so much care in his comment) would selfishly eat.

But I guess you're right: Unless I repost some over used meme, people on here wouldn't get the joke.
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#63 - kaiserdjg (10/27/2015) [-]
and i would want them to eat me because i would not be there to feed them and i hope they would survive past my passing
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#61 - meganinja (10/27/2015) [-]
No, people didn't get it because it was an awful joke.
#44 - madjim has deleted their comment.
#19 - Don't worry, there's no such thing ad heaven or hell anyway, t…  [+] (32 new replies) 10/27/2015 on Adventures of God EXTRA -31
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#83 - furiousmarshmellow (10/27/2015) [-]
The worst part is he's not a bait account.
#37 - mspaintexplian (10/27/2015) [-]
#29 - luciuseternal (10/27/2015) [-]
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#35 - madjim (10/27/2015) [-]
What part upset you? The part where I said heaven and hell don't exist or the part where I implyed that cats are selfish? It doesn't really matter what hurt you, though, you should still apply the same anal cream for your hurt.
#36 - luciuseternal (10/27/2015) [-]
It's kinda funny how you expect me to be butthurt, bud. I was merely implying that your attempted bait was unsatisfactory at best and you need to up your game if you want spread analhurt.
#38 - madjim (10/27/2015) [-]
It wasn't a bait, you meme posting bafoon, I really don't think hell exist and cats are known for eating those weird cat-ladies after they die. You'd have a woman who has a bunch of cats and no humans in her life, she would die, months would pass before someone remembers of her existence and checks on her, and once they do they would find out that she had been eaten by her own cats.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2391223/Janet-Veal-56-gnawed-eaten-CATS-kitchen-floor-died.html
#91 - buddywuggle (10/28/2015) [-]
So you are saying that because they ate that lady, who was their only source of food, and unable to feed them due to being dead, that cats are selfish? Not to mention they were trapped in her rachet ass house with no escape. It was eat the woman who devoted her life to feeding you anyway, or cannibalize each other. If you wouldn't do the same as those cats in their position, you have some serious mental issues.
#41 - luciuseternal (10/27/2015) [-]
Well, if it wasn't bait it sure was laid out as one.

But yeah, your points are valid, I give you that, and I also do not believe Heaven and/or Hell exists, or any form of afterlife for that matter. But I do not have any evidence to prove one way or the other, hence I leave the debate of life-after-death scenarios to other people.

But even if your points are valid, tongue wagging about theological opinions (which wasn't even the point of kaiserdjg's comment, btw) when he merely states his affection to his pets in a funny way is just slightly annoying.

"Meme posting baffoon" Funny, I almost thought posting recycled memes was kinda the going currency in FJ.
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#46 - madjim (10/27/2015) [-]
I understand what the OP meant. My comment (which wasn't bait but non the less a joke) meant to point the irony in him caring so much for his cats when they'd probably just eat him, as well as mocking the idea of heaven and hell by saying that while he's worried that he wouldn't get his cats with him in heaven the reality of the matter is that heaven and hell don't exist and after his death he'd be reduced to a souless corps which his cats (for which he expressed so much care in his comment) would selfishly eat.

But I guess you're right: Unless I repost some over used meme, people on here wouldn't get the joke.
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#63 - kaiserdjg (10/27/2015) [-]
and i would want them to eat me because i would not be there to feed them and i hope they would survive past my passing
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#61 - meganinja (10/27/2015) [-]
No, people didn't get it because it was an awful joke.
#44 - madjim has deleted their comment.
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#21 - kaiserdjg (10/27/2015) [-]
i will become one with the pussy... sounds good to me
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#20 - chitose (10/27/2015) [-]
I feel like you're trying too hard to be edgy.
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#47 - infinitereaper (10/27/2015) [-]
I feel like if anybody states a fact like "god isn't real" people call it edgy just because they don't like it.
#100 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
It's all context.

Original comment was clearly meant for humor, not as a serious religious discussion or even an indication that the person really believes in god. When you're going out of the way to bring up your atheism even though it's irrelevant, yeah, that's edgy.
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#50 - angelious (10/27/2015) [-]
no its quite edgy in the context...


dude is throwing a joke and he just has to fling his own beliefs into it for the sake of throwing in his beliefs...
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#51 - infinitereaper (10/27/2015) [-]
I meant in general.
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#52 - angelious (10/27/2015) [-]
in general it depends on the situation...


i mean.. in my opinion. unless someone SPECIFICALLY asks do you believe in god, then its okay to go and answer no or yes.

or if people are specially discussing religion and atheism and such... as long as one isnt an ass about it.



general rule of the thump: view your beliefs like you view your penis. dont whip it out on public, dont talk about it, unless people are asking how your dick is,dont go showing it into a conversation unless other people are already talking/comparing dicks. and you should be fine.
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#54 - infinitereaper (10/27/2015) [-]
If someone thinks the world is flat I'm going to call them out on their bullshit. It's the same thing, it's just that in the modern world a lot of people believe in a god that doesn't exist. There was a good video that summed up why, it's because people "are" god. It's a self imprinted delusion, so by "insulting" god you're really insulting them, or at least that's who they take it.

Gods not real. Can we fund stem cell research now? can religion stop having to do with the popularity vote in presidential elections? etc.
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#56 - angelious (10/27/2015) [-]
then tell them and dont be a dick about it :/


again, if people are talking about their dicks, then tell them that you have a vagina or a three prolonged schrolongadong. just DONT be a dick about it.


if you know someone is a flat earther, then let them be, unless they actually starts talking about their beliefs then there is no harm in them.



the problem with atheists is that..most atheist are being atheist because they think it makes them "Smarter" than religious people. aka that "wake up sheepling" type of bullshit.

im agnostic atheist myself, but i dont go around prancing about it, i dont do the helicopter of not believing in the public,someone asks my beliefs, ill tell them politely. simple as that.



in this case, and most cases on the internet. we just have neckbeards or other types of idiots trying to feel superior to other people proclaim their atheism out of nowhere and its just cringy.
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#58 - infinitereaper (10/27/2015) [-]
Muslims are pretty good example, they take everything as an insult against their religion and seek to destroy the infidels. Stating a simple fact is a deceleration of war.
The problem with religious people is that you can't reason with them, because their belief system, by definition, is unreasonable.

I mean I was even religious at one point in time, as a kid,
but then I grew up.
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#89 - buddywuggle (10/28/2015) [-]
Those are radical Muslims.
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#90 - infinitereaper (10/28/2015) [-]
Not all muslims who act like this are radical, the word is zealot, and Muslim religion encourages it
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#92 - buddywuggle (10/28/2015) [-]
There are levels of radicality, just as most religions.
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#93 - infinitereaper (10/28/2015) [-]
Muslim culture is also really shitty, Muslim law is also shitty.
It's a shitty religion, most religions are full of shit,

if Christan actually followed the shit in the bible the world would be way more fucked up, modern Christians are literally all heretics because they ignore shit in the bible
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#94 - buddywuggle (10/28/2015) [-]
Well, not necessarily, FOX is a christian news network, yet the only reason they can get away with saying such shit is because they use selective reading. If a christian reads the whole thing they would probably lie on that safe medium.
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#85 - bobtombobbob (10/27/2015) [-]
A long time ago a small village in Italy dug a well.
They built a house where the old out house was.
So they moved the out house up hill of the well.
Every one got sick.
So they killed the Jews and started a crusade

And you call muslims stupid
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#87 - infinitereaper (10/27/2015) [-]
nobody likes jews
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#59 - angelious (10/27/2015) [-]
now you are starting to be edgy.



as for muslims: well they are being a dick about it..also dont generalize.

there are shitload of religious people out there, as well as there are some good atheist out there who can have a friendly conversation with people without going to condescending mode. and there are people who can give their reasons for believing in god through rational and thought out answers. you just need to find the good people..and when you do, you should just...try be polite and talk about it...
#60 - infinitereaper (10/27/2015) [-]
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