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Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:5/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#31514
Highest Comment Rank:#9575
Comment Thumbs: 476 total,  586 ,  110
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 147 Comments: Faptastic → Level 148 Comments: Faptastic
Total Comments Made:169
FJ Points:475

latest user's comments

#9 - "Rock, Scissors, Paper" you had one ******* job.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2013 on I win +60
User avatar #49 - sheepysquirrel (03/02/2013) [-]
Some people call it different names. I've heard it called "Scissors. Rock, Paper" a lot.
#11 - klab (03/01/2013) [-]
There is no need to thank me my friend.
#4 - i'm an applefag and i laughed very very hard at this. 02/26/2013 on Apple maps 0
#19 - "McGruber the guys a ******* genius" … 01/25/2013 on Every Call of Duty. 0
#16 - The dog is actually dead.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on Concentration... +9
#39 - darkroro (01/23/2013) [-]
#4 - thats a pretty nice longboard... anyone know what deck that is? 12/15/2012 on Like A Boss 0
#86 - Picture 12/08/2012 on Merry pringles +22
#137 - I dont think i've ever laughed this hard before on this site 12/02/2012 on boxing 0
#238 - Comment deleted 12/02/2012 on Te' fuk? 0
#666 - "stephen hawking" i'm going to hell. 11/30/2012 on Blew my mind +1
#212 - delete system 32, i did it to mine and now it runs smoothly. I… 11/30/2012 on My Little Minecraft -1
#128 - I gave up 26 days ago... 11/28/2012 on Look into your heart... +1
#8 - I saved up for a macbook, then bought a macbook  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2012 on Smart Child -6
User avatar #32 - pocketstooheavy (11/25/2012) [-]
Ouch man. I feel for you.
#8 - I can play minecraft on far render distance on my 13'' macbook pro  [+] (6 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Well fuck.... +33
#15 - tylosaurus (11/22/2012) [-]
Some games are playable on mac, steam has a mac section. It's just that the really good game and a majority of other games are unavailable for mac. As in, it can't play it. I believe mac isn't even meant for being a PC, rather for work where you edit things using what's on the mac. A lot buy it though because it looks fancy.
#24 - ninian (11/22/2012) [-]
Show them the truth, tylo.
#27 - tylosaurus (11/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I wonder. I didn't get thumbed down to oblivion. Either the mac fag fanboys and girls didn't bother reading my text or, maden is a proxxyfag because he got thumbed down.
#35 - ninian (11/22/2012) [-]
Either or, it's still gud.
#38 - tylosaurus (11/22/2012) [-]
#40 - ninian (11/22/2012) [-]
#18519 - Thanks 11/19/2012 on Reaction Images - reaction... 0
#18492 - Does anyone have that little paragraph thats like "what D…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2012 on Reaction Images - reaction... 0
User avatar #18498 - hongtonggobblenuts (11/18/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

#18519 - madenfan (11/19/2012) [-]
#129 - Picture 11/18/2012 on Tackle +7
#35 - Tis true my friend, i am a fellow mac user and one glorious da… 11/12/2012 on Me when browsing with a... +2
#22 - ... I know i guy named ryan smith... 11/10/2012 on It's a trap -2
#211 - sorry. 11/04/2012 on oh canada... +7
#37056 - I'f you're on a mac, i suggest VirtualDJ Home. It's on the app… 11/03/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#37054 - slash 11/03/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#34771 - long. 11/03/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#110 - Picture 11/02/2012 on OAG is fucking sexy!!! +27
#5 - maybe. 10/31/2012 on Maybe just maybe +1
#271 - everyones butt hurt and i'm just sitting here with my gameboy colour 10/30/2012 on A Brief Explanation 0
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
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